business cards are extremely gay

just stalk cute girls to their homes and when theyre in their rooms, chuck rocks at their window and when they look down, point to your manly mass and get some

girls dont care what ur dick size is holy shit

just fucking talk to them

also lose ur fucking weight and get rid of the cringe cards pls

there's no way this is a real person

shitposting seems to be fun

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KNZSXnrbs_k

I'd probably dump the cards if I would be trying to get a girlfriend...

weebs man

Your parents failed you

i think the point where the true plausibility of this being a real person broke was doughnuggies

You do realize that all the effort you put into shitposting makes you almost as pathetic as the type of person you're pretending to be, right?

http://i.imgur.com/QCgBzK2.jpg

truly the best way to celebrate father's day

def tell them about your waifu

Goddammit I hate weaboos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE52PR4yMOA

Is this a troll thread?

Please tell me this is a troll thread.

You're not stultus stop trying

He's dedicated though. I swear to god that he tried out for my team and he kept in character in mumble.

you should see a psychologist
no hate real talk m8

i dont think u understand dude

its not a character

does your doctor know about tftv

i just dont understand why everything must revolve around this concept.

you ever get high and be like "wow, i made a really shitty post"?

don't listen to these haters pankey, you're getting more swole with every post. you should post more often.

stay true to your goals Pankey

i can teach you how to spit game

dont listen to the haters pankey the ladies will love u

http://i.imgur.com/eJ8oLJq.png

the deed has been done