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ESEA Season 28 Open Happenings/Discussion
1171
#1171
24 Frags +

Hi.ScrewB here.

Well, this is my last teamfortress.tv post, it has all had to come to this. For the last ten years of my life, ever since I installed TF2, I’ve been forced to endure an existence of loneliness, rejection and unfulfilled desires all because Medics have never been attracted to me. Medics gave their heals, and ubers and love to other pockets but never to me.

I’m 27 years old and i've never won Open.
It has been very torturous. Intermediate is the div where everyone experiences those things such as airshots and solo exchanges and frags. Within those years, I’ve had to rot in Open. It’s not fair.
You medics have never been attracted to me. I don’t know why you medics aren’t attracted to me but it’s an injustice, a crime, because… I don’t know what you don’t see in me. I’m the perfect pocket and yet you throw yourselves at these obnoxious scouts instead of me, the chad pocket.

All those medics I’ve desired so much, they would have all rejected me and looked down upon me as an inferior soldier if I ever hit my medic button, while they throw themselves at these obnoxious scouts. You will finally see that I am in truth the supreme soldier.

Yours Truly and the True Waddle Pocket,
ScrewB

Hi.ScrewB here.

Well, this is my last teamfortress.tv post, it has all had to come to this. For the last ten years of my life, ever since I installed TF2, I’ve been forced to endure an existence of loneliness, rejection and unfulfilled desires all because Medics have never been attracted to me. Medics gave their heals, and ubers and love to other pockets but never to me.

I’m 27 years old and i've never won Open.
It has been very torturous. Intermediate is the div where everyone experiences those things such as airshots and solo exchanges and frags. Within those years, I’ve had to rot in Open. It’s not fair.
You medics have never been attracted to me. I don’t know why you medics aren’t attracted to me but it’s an injustice, a crime, because… I don’t know what you don’t see in me. I’m the perfect pocket and yet you throw yourselves at these obnoxious scouts instead of me, the chad pocket.

All those medics I’ve desired so much, they would have all rejected me and looked down upon me as an inferior soldier if I ever hit my medic button, while they throw themselves at these obnoxious scouts. You will finally see that I am in truth the supreme soldier.

Yours Truly and the True Waddle Pocket,
ScrewB
1172
#1172
13 Frags +

Screwb will never lose to an open player ever again

Screwb will never lose to an open player ever again
1173
#1173
-4 Frags +

nvm

nvm
1174
#1174
4 Frags +

Casting black swan black vs. Jagermeister at twitch.tv/terywj. Let the memes flow.

Casting black swan black vs. Jagermeister at twitch.tv/terywj. Let the memes flow.
1175
#1175
6 Frags +

i dont get to play in my match because the client makes my game freeze every 10 seconds and my fps dips mega low
i also basically crash when i open any menus/hit esc

help

i dont get to play in my match because the client makes my game freeze every 10 seconds and my fps dips mega low
i also basically crash when i open any menus/hit esc

help
1176
#1176
17 Frags +

tfw you cant even call ESEA a paid service because you pay and dont even get your service

tfw you cant even call ESEA a paid service because you pay and dont even get your service
1177
#1177
3 Frags +

GG black swan black

GG black swan black
1178
#1178
3 Frags +

gg black swan black

gg black swan black
1179
#1179
12 Frags +

ESEA Season 28 Open Playoffs Round 1

HLpugstf vs. no one escapes death
Jagermeister vs. Can I Get Uhhhh
black swan black vs. avoid the loid
Die Open Players vs. We Winston
NOIR Esports vs. Team Frantic
Danger Dogs vs. Good Night Sweet Prince
Hidden Clout Village vs. DoublePlusGood
SWOLETOWN vs. longboys

Assuming that Can I Get Uhhh defeats a 5-10 team with 5 rounds and black swan black contact tri about them being 3rd seed (as they defeated ScrewB during regular season).

ESEA Season 28 Open Playoffs Round 1

HLpugstf vs. no one escapes death
Jagermeister vs. Can I Get Uhhhh
black swan black vs. avoid the loid
Die Open Players vs. We Winston
NOIR Esports vs. Team Frantic
Danger Dogs vs. Good Night Sweet Prince
Hidden Clout Village vs. DoublePlusGood
SWOLETOWN vs. longboys

Assuming that Can I Get Uhhh defeats a 5-10 team with 5 rounds and black swan black contact tri about them being 3rd seed (as they defeated ScrewB during regular season).
1180
#1180
18 Frags +
ScrewballWell, this is my last teamfortress.tv post

Alright cool, see you next season Screwb

[quote=Screwball]
Well, this is my last teamfortress.tv post [/quote]

Alright cool, see you next season Screwb
1181
#1181
12 Frags +
JefffffScrewballWell, this is my last teamfortress.tv post
Alright cool, see you next season Screwb

It's just part of the meme.
I will be shitposting and playing this game until it dies or i do.

[quote=Jefffff][quote=Screwball]
Well, this is my last teamfortress.tv post [/quote]

Alright cool, see you next season Screwb[/quote]
It's just part of the meme.
I will be shitposting and playing this game until it dies or i do.
1182
#1182
-17 Frags +
bryceI apologize for my insensitive post, I have destroyed that hope we can ignore my foolish, ignorant, unchained, brainless, dreadful mistake.

Thank you, and don't be afraid.
Bryce

What Did Artist Mean When He Attempted Murder-Suicide in The Official v. HLPUGS?

Throughout the ages, from the stone age to today, man has always been passionate. Merriam-Webster defines “passion” as
“the sufferings of Christ between the night of the Last Supper and his death”
But that is not what I’m looking for. The next definition holds the answer:
“the emotions as distinguished from reason”

When a man loves a woman, that is passion. It is emotion separated from reason. How could he love a woman? Obviously not through reason. Passion.
When a man runs over someone who abused him in a mental way, is that passion? No, because it is extremely reasonable to run over someone who abused you.

What are you getting at, Bryce?
The deeper I fall – unwillingly – into this story the more emotional it becomes. What events transpired to Artist’s game-losing death? The invincibility, the flight, the 2,600 ELO strategy of missing all your pipes and stickies. These are all things you have to consider when you look into what went wrong.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/34/Ajax_suicide.jpg
Ajax, son of Telamon, preparing suicide. Reproduction from a black-figure amphora depiction by Exekias (550–525 BC).

My second example was no coincidence. Artist was acting upon a deep desire for revenge.
to avenge (oneself or another) usually by retaliating in kind or degree

But who could he have been avenging? The answer could only be three things.

1. PandaRaceCar37

[8:42 PM] khil: unicorn wizard tells everyone what to do literally

Why PRC? PRC left explicit instructions to artist before he *suddenly disappeared* to throw any match that would succeed in the team (Jagermeister) being sponsored by Jagermeister. PRC is not on vacation, as the team would have you believe. He was cut, selfishly, by Khil in a sacrifice to Mr. Del Dongo.

2. Cyber Bullying

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

Example 1
https://clips.twitch.tv/SincerePunchyKimchiWoofer

In this clip, Artist is repeatedly taunted by Gungeon. Gungeon knows Artist inside and out, and knows what to say and do to inflict the most emotional trauma upon Artist as possible.
This is only one example in a long line of cyber bullying that takes place in the Jagermeister Discord and Artist’s personal Discord.

3. The Emotional Stress of Hero-to-Zero

[12:09 AM] spirit: y’all so close to losing
[12:09 AM] spirit: always
[12:34 AM] khil: mad beef tonight
[1:00 AM] spirit: mad beef every night
[1:01 PM] bryce: truth....


Artism has gone through some extremely tragic scrims and officials over the past week, all of which could drive any healthy man (not Artist) to becoming unhealthy (Artist).

If you’ve been aware, you might notice all of Artist’s alts have names that you would be happy to be. Including, but not limited to,
“Buffguy,”
“Bobwise,”
And “DOOMBRINGER”

In my unprofessional opinion, this is Artist’s attempt at asking for help. He can not grow the balls to openly ask for help, so we, as a community, must save him from his impending collapse as a likely-but-not-confirmed-sentient being.

I hope we can all bring this to a peaceful ending.
Thank you,
Bryce

why am i just now reading this LOL

[quote=bryce]I apologize for my insensitive post, I have destroyed that hope we can ignore my foolish, ignorant, unchained, brainless, dreadful mistake.

Thank you, and don't be afraid.
Bryce

[b]What Did Artist Mean When He Attempted Murder-Suicide in The Official v. HLPUGS?[/b]

Throughout the ages, from the stone age to today, man has always been passionate. Merriam-Webster defines “passion” as
“the sufferings of Christ between the night of the Last Supper and his death”
But that is not what I’m looking for. The next definition holds the answer:
“the emotions as distinguished from reason”

When a man loves a woman, that is passion. It is emotion separated from reason. How could he love a woman? Obviously not through reason. Passion.
When a man runs over someone who abused him in a mental way, is that passion? No, because it is extremely reasonable to run over someone who abused you.

What are you getting at, Bryce?
The deeper I fall – unwillingly – into this story the more emotional it becomes. What events transpired to Artist’s game-losing death? The invincibility, the flight, the 2,600 ELO strategy of missing all your pipes and stickies. These are all things you have to consider when you look into what went wrong.

[img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/34/Ajax_suicide.jpg[/img]
[i]Ajax, son of Telamon, preparing suicide. Reproduction from a black-figure amphora depiction by Exekias (550–525 BC).[/i]

My second example was no coincidence. Artist was acting upon a deep desire for revenge.
[i]to avenge (oneself or another) usually by retaliating in kind or degree[/i]

But who could he have been avenging? The answer could only be three things.

[b]1. PandaRaceCar37[/b]

[i][8:42 PM] khil: unicorn wizard tells everyone what to do literally[/i]

Why PRC? PRC left explicit instructions to artist before he *suddenly disappeared* to throw any match that would succeed in the team (Jagermeister) being sponsored by Jagermeister. PRC is not on vacation, as the team would have you believe. He was cut, selfishly, by Khil in a sacrifice to Mr. Del Dongo.

[b]2. Cyber Bullying[/b]

[i]Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha[/i]

Example 1
https://clips.twitch.tv/SincerePunchyKimchiWoofer

In this clip, Artist is repeatedly taunted by Gungeon. Gungeon knows Artist inside and out, and knows what to say and do to inflict the most emotional trauma upon Artist as possible.
This is only one example in a long line of cyber bullying that takes place in the Jagermeister Discord and Artist’s personal Discord.

[b]3. The Emotional Stress of Hero-to-Zero[/b]

[i][12:09 AM] spirit: y’all so close to losing
[12:09 AM] spirit: always
[12:34 AM] khil: mad beef tonight
[1:00 AM] spirit: mad beef every night
[1:01 PM] bryce: truth....[/i]

Artism has gone through some extremely tragic scrims and officials over the past week, all of which could drive any healthy man (not Artist) to becoming unhealthy (Artist).

If you’ve been aware, you might notice all of Artist’s alts have names that you would be happy to be. Including, but not limited to,
“Buffguy,”
“Bobwise,”
And “DOOMBRINGER”

In my unprofessional opinion, this is Artist’s attempt at asking for help. He can not grow the balls to openly ask for help, so we, as a community, must save him from his impending collapse as a likely-but-not-confirmed-sentient being.

I hope we can all bring this to a peaceful ending.
Thank you,
Bryce[/quote]
why am i just now reading this LOL
1183
#1183
-2 Frags +
artistbrycewhy am i just now reading this LOL

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/441051408909860897/469177615601893379/FB_IMG_1528990827554.jpg

[quote=artist][quote=bryce][/quote]
why am i just now reading this LOL[/quote]
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/441051408909860897/469177615601893379/FB_IMG_1528990827554.jpg
1184
#1184
2 Frags +

Anyone know when playoffs start? If we have a week i wanted to take a break.

Anyone know when playoffs start? If we have a week i wanted to take a break.
1185
#1185
10 Frags +

our team mascot RETRODAVID has stepped down for personal reasons. he will be missed [*]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGWEm3t3g0o

jeff and i scout, meatball demo, kutch pocket, rainoflight roamer, hudsyn medic

our team mascot RETRODAVID has stepped down for personal reasons. he will be missed [*]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGWEm3t3g0o

jeff and i scout, meatball demo, kutch pocket, rainoflight roamer, hudsyn medic
1186
#1186
19 Frags +

rainoflight roamer

rainoflight roamer
1187
#1187
3 Frags +
ScrewballAnyone know when playoffs start? If we have a week i wanted to take a break.Rainnhttps://i.imgur.com/rqbcSLc.png
[quote=Screwball]Anyone know when playoffs start? If we have a week i wanted to take a break.[/quote]

[quote=Rainn]
[img]https://i.imgur.com/rqbcSLc.png[/img][/quote]
1188
#1188
-3 Frags +

wish is about to win open again :)

wish is about to win open again :)
1189
#1189
7 Frags +
gloperzour team mascot RETRODAVID has stepped down for personal reasons. he will be missed [*]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGWEm3t3g0o

jeff and i scout, meatball demo, kutch pocket, rainoflight roamer, hudsyn medic

my best friend has left the game :(
i give up...

[quote=gloperz]our team mascot RETRODAVID has stepped down for personal reasons. he will be missed [*]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGWEm3t3g0o

jeff and i scout, meatball demo, kutch pocket, rainoflight roamer, hudsyn medic[/quote]

my best friend has left the game :(
i give up...
1190
#1190
8 Frags +
gloperzour team mascot RETRODAVID has stepped down for personal reasons. he will be missed [*]

https://memegenerator.net/img/images/17378417.jpg

[quote=gloperz]our team mascot RETRODAVID has stepped down for personal reasons. he will be missed [*]
[/quote]
[img]https://memegenerator.net/img/images/17378417.jpg[/img]
1191
#1191
-1 Frags +

but mom said it was my turn to win open >:(

but mom said it was my turn to win open >:(
1192
#1192
3 Frags +

hello
please make bracket prediction :3...
https://challonge.com/ESEAS28

hello
please make bracket prediction :3...
https://challonge.com/ESEAS28
1193
#1193
-6 Frags +

sniped

https://i.imgur.com/hdrYquj.png

sniped
[img]https://i.imgur.com/hdrYquj.png[/img]
1194
#1194
-2 Frags +
rowpieceshello
please make bracket prediction :3...
https://challonge.com/ESEAS28

https://challonge.com/tournaments/ESEAS28/predictions/250482/

[quote=rowpieces]hello
please make bracket prediction :3...
https://challonge.com/ESEAS28[/quote]
https://challonge.com/tournaments/ESEAS28/predictions/250482/
1195
#1195
-1 Frags +

.

.
1196
#1196
-6 Frags +

y my peepee Hard

y my peepee Hard
1197
#1197
5 Frags +

Okay the match is showing up now but it isn't letting me schedule....

Okay the match is showing up now but it isn't letting me schedule....
1198
#1198
7 Frags +

randomcookie is winning open, you're all awful. Sleep on your back tonight

randomcookie is winning open, you're all awful. Sleep on your back tonight
1199
#1199
0 Frags +

https://challonge.com/tournaments/4841324/predictions/250547

https://challonge.com/tournaments/4841324/predictions/250547
1200
#1200
-12 Frags +

https://i.imgur.com/CI3zrpt.jpg

[img]https://i.imgur.com/CI3zrpt.jpg[/img]
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