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ESEA Season 28 Open Happenings/Discussion
1111
#1111
8 Frags +

the rise and fall of the village

the rise and fall of the village
1112
#1112
8 Frags +
JefffffHL pugs is gonna win open
[quote=Jefffff]HL pugs is gonna win open[/quote]
1113
#1113
6 Frags +
artistwe gave up at 3-0

https://clips.twitch.tv/RespectfulBlindingDurianPlanking

[quote=artist]we gave up at 3-0[/quote]
https://clips.twitch.tv/RespectfulBlindingDurianPlanking
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#1114
2 Frags +

minute 33 of team arguing. territory grows hostile. interveners now face attacks from both sides. chaos ensues. heavy casualties sustained.

minute 33 of team arguing. territory grows hostile. interveners now face attacks from both sides. chaos ensues. heavy casualties sustained.
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#1115
11 Frags +

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DhysQzBU0AA2Qdc.jpg

[img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DhysQzBU0AA2Qdc.jpg[/img]
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#1116
-8 Frags +

[To be Continued]

[To be Continued]
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#1117
3 Frags +

https://i.imgur.com/skDk8Ut.png

https://i.imgur.com/F51wrEi.png

https://i.imgur.com/8Gr3DNG.jpg

[img]https://i.imgur.com/skDk8Ut.png[/img]
[img]https://i.imgur.com/F51wrEi.png[/img]
[img]https://i.imgur.com/8Gr3DNG.jpg[/img]
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#1118
4 Frags +

I will never miss a match to play DND again

I will never miss a match to play DND again
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#1119
15 Frags +
bryceCoincidentally, that clip does not show Artism's perspective. Artist has a slighty different set of beliefs. For instance, he refers to God (the one true Lord) as Allah, in a sad case of mistaken identity. You should not make assumptions about a mans actions just because he failed to kill anyone in his bombing attempt. He is no less Holy to Allah (pbuh) than you or I. The attempt was not fruitful, but the fact he attempted anyways counts toward something.

This is proven by his cloak of invincibility. As you see, only Artism's team has the invincibility cloak. Once Artist knew he was done for, and was unsuccessful, Allah (pbuh) removed the cloak so he could go Home. Notice that the opposing team does NOT have the cloak of invincibility.

you have to keep your work quality up, you can't hand this in, bryce, you're better than this.

[quote=bryce]
Coincidentally, that clip does not show Artism's perspective. Artist has a slighty different set of beliefs. For instance, he refers to God (the one true Lord) as Allah, in a sad case of mistaken identity. You should not make assumptions about a mans actions just because he failed to kill anyone in his bombing attempt. He is no less Holy to Allah (pbuh) than you or I. The attempt was not fruitful, but the fact he attempted anyways counts toward something.

This is proven by his cloak of invincibility. As you see, only Artism's team has the invincibility cloak. Once Artist knew he was done for, and was unsuccessful, Allah (pbuh) removed the cloak so he could go Home. Notice that the opposing team does NOT have the cloak of invincibility.[/quote]
you have to keep your work quality up, you can't hand this in, bryce, you're better than this.
1120
#1120
0 Frags +
brycemessiahartistwe gave up at 3-0https://clips.twitch.tv/RespectfulBlindingDurianPlankingCoincidentally, that clip does not show Artism's perspective. Artist has a slighty different set of beliefs. For instance, he refers to God (the one true Lord) as Allah, in a sad case of mistaken identity. You should not make assumptions about a mans actions just because he failed to kill anyone in his bombing attempt. He is no less Holy to Allah (pbuh) than you or I. The attempt was not fruitful, but the fact he attempted anyways counts toward something.

This is proven by his cloak of invincibility. As you see, only Artism's team has the invincibility cloak. Once Artist knew he was done for, and was unsuccessful, Allah (pbuh) removed the cloak so he could go Home. Notice that the opposing team does NOT have the cloak of invincibility.

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[quote=bryce][quote=messiah][quote=artist]we gave up at 3-0[/quote]
https://clips.twitch.tv/RespectfulBlindingDurianPlanking[/quote]
Coincidentally, that clip does not show Artism's perspective. Artist has a slighty different set of beliefs. For instance, he refers to God (the one true Lord) as Allah, in a sad case of mistaken identity. You should not make assumptions about a mans actions just because he failed to kill anyone in his bombing attempt. He is no less Holy to Allah (pbuh) than you or I. The attempt was not fruitful, but the fact he attempted anyways counts toward something.

This is proven by his cloak of invincibility. As you see, only Artism's team has the invincibility cloak. Once Artist knew he was done for, and was unsuccessful, Allah (pbuh) removed the cloak so he could go Home. Notice that the opposing team does NOT have the cloak of invincibility.[/quote]
=|
1121
#1121
2 Frags +

We play a snake water match 3 days in a row

We play a snake water match 3 days in a row
1122
#1122
6 Frags +

I apologize for my insensitive post, I have destroyed that hope we can ignore my foolish, ignorant, unchained, brainless, dreadful mistake.

Thank you, and don't be afraid.
Bryce

What Did Artist Mean When He Attempted Murder-Suicide in The Official v. HLPUGS?

Throughout the ages, from the stone age to today, man has always been passionate. Merriam-Webster defines “passion” as
“the sufferings of Christ between the night of the Last Supper and his death”
But that is not what I’m looking for. The next definition holds the answer:
“the emotions as distinguished from reason”

When a man loves a woman, that is passion. It is emotion separated from reason. How could he love a woman? Obviously not through reason. Passion.
When a man runs over someone who abused him in a mental way, is that passion? No, because it is extremely reasonable to run over someone who abused you.

What are you getting at, Bryce?
The deeper I fall – unwillingly – into this story the more emotional it becomes. What events transpired to Artist’s game-losing death? The invincibility, the flight, the 2,600 ELO strategy of missing all your pipes and stickies. These are all things you have to consider when you look into what went wrong.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/34/Ajax_suicide.jpg

Ajax, son of Telamon, preparing suicide. Reproduction from a black-figure amphora depiction by Exekias (550–525 BC).

My second example was no coincidence. Artist was acting upon a deep desire for revenge.
to avenge (oneself or another) usually by retaliating in kind or degree

But who could he have been avenging? The answer could only be three things.

1. PandaRaceCar37

[8:42 PM] khil: unicorn wizard tells everyone what to do literally

Why PRC? PRC left explicit instructions to artist before he *suddenly disappeared* to throw any match that would succeed in the team (Jagermeister) being sponsored by Jagermeister. PRC is not on vacation, as the team would have you believe. He was cut, selfishly, by Khil in a sacrifice to Mr. Del Dongo.

2. Cyber Bullying

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

Example 1
https://clips.twitch.tv/SincerePunchyKimchiWoofer

In this clip, Artist is repeatedly taunted by Gungeon. Gungeon knows Artist inside and out, and knows what to say and do to inflict the most emotional trauma upon Artist as possible.
This is only one example in a long line of cyber bullying that takes place in the Jagermeister Discord and Artist’s personal Discord.

3. The Emotional Stress of Hero-to-Zero

[12:09 AM] spirit: y’all so close to losing
[12:09 AM] spirit: always
[12:34 AM] khil: mad beef tonight
[1:00 AM] spirit: mad beef every night
[1:01 PM] bryce: truth....

Artism has gone through some extremely tragic scrims and officials over the past week, all of which could drive any healthy man (not Artist) to becoming unhealthy (Artist).

If you’ve been aware, you might notice all of Artist’s alts have names that you would be happy to be. Including, but not limited to,
“Buffguy,”
“Bobwise,”
And “DOOMBRINGER”

In my unprofessional opinion, this is Artist’s attempt at asking for help. He can not grow the balls to openly ask for help, so we, as a community, must save him from his impending collapse as a likely-but-not-confirmed-sentient being.

I hope we can all bring this to a peaceful ending.
Thank you,
Bryce

I apologize for my insensitive post, I have destroyed that hope we can ignore my foolish, ignorant, unchained, brainless, dreadful mistake.

Thank you, and don't be afraid.
Bryce

[b]What Did Artist Mean When He Attempted Murder-Suicide in The Official v. HLPUGS?[/b]

Throughout the ages, from the stone age to today, man has always been passionate. Merriam-Webster defines “passion” as
“the sufferings of Christ between the night of the Last Supper and his death”
But that is not what I’m looking for. The next definition holds the answer:
“the emotions as distinguished from reason”

When a man loves a woman, that is passion. It is emotion separated from reason. How could he love a woman? Obviously not through reason. Passion.
When a man runs over someone who abused him in a mental way, is that passion? No, because it is extremely reasonable to run over someone who abused you.

What are you getting at, Bryce?
The deeper I fall – unwillingly – into this story the more emotional it becomes. What events transpired to Artist’s game-losing death? The invincibility, the flight, the 2,600 ELO strategy of missing all your pipes and stickies. These are all things you have to consider when you look into what went wrong.

[img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/34/Ajax_suicide.jpg[/img]
[i]Ajax, son of Telamon, preparing suicide. Reproduction from a black-figure amphora depiction by Exekias (550–525 BC).[/i]

My second example was no coincidence. Artist was acting upon a deep desire for revenge.
[i]to avenge (oneself or another) usually by retaliating in kind or degree[/i]

But who could he have been avenging? The answer could only be three things.

[b]1. PandaRaceCar37[/b]

[i][8:42 PM] khil: unicorn wizard tells everyone what to do literally[/i]

Why PRC? PRC left explicit instructions to artist before he *suddenly disappeared* to throw any match that would succeed in the team (Jagermeister) being sponsored by Jagermeister. PRC is not on vacation, as the team would have you believe. He was cut, selfishly, by Khil in a sacrifice to Mr. Del Dongo.

[b]2. Cyber Bullying[/b]

[i]Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha[/i]

Example 1
https://clips.twitch.tv/SincerePunchyKimchiWoofer

In this clip, Artist is repeatedly taunted by Gungeon. Gungeon knows Artist inside and out, and knows what to say and do to inflict the most emotional trauma upon Artist as possible.
This is only one example in a long line of cyber bullying that takes place in the Jagermeister Discord and Artist’s personal Discord.

[b]3. The Emotional Stress of Hero-to-Zero[/b]

[i][12:09 AM] spirit: y’all so close to losing
[12:09 AM] spirit: always
[12:34 AM] khil: mad beef tonight
[1:00 AM] spirit: mad beef every night
[1:01 PM] bryce: truth....[/i]

Artism has gone through some extremely tragic scrims and officials over the past week, all of which could drive any healthy man (not Artist) to becoming unhealthy (Artist).

If you’ve been aware, you might notice all of Artist’s alts have names that you would be happy to be. Including, but not limited to,
“Buffguy,”
“Bobwise,”
And “DOOMBRINGER”

In my unprofessional opinion, this is Artist’s attempt at asking for help. He can not grow the balls to openly ask for help, so we, as a community, must save him from his impending collapse as a likely-but-not-confirmed-sentient being.

I hope we can all bring this to a peaceful ending.
Thank you,
Bryce
1123
#1123
20 Frags +

You’ve already peaked

You’ve already peaked
1124
#1124
9 Frags +

you're not funny at all

you're not funny at all
1125
#1125
21 Frags +

u overdid it bryce. sorry.

u overdid it bryce. sorry.
1126
#1126
7 Frags +
vulcOur roamer gave our medic an unusual to drop me in every Uber

JDuff part 2 monkaX

[quote=vulc]Our roamer gave our medic an unusual to drop me in every Uber[/quote]
JDuff part 2 monkaX
1127
#1127
49 Frags +

Anyone else see Bryce's posts, say "Jesus Christ" under their breath, then proceed to scroll past it without reading a word

Anyone else see Bryce's posts, say "Jesus Christ" under their breath, then proceed to scroll past it without reading a word
1128
#1128
4 Frags +

If we took the average word count on a tftv post and factored in bryce's posts then we've made it to 100 pages already

If we took the average word count on a tftv post and factored in bryce's posts then we've made it to 100 pages already
1129
#1129
1 Frags +

gg bloompster

gg bloompster
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#1130
7 Frags +

gg mxc, with that match I have officially played every fragging class in open and it’s my first season

gg mxc, with that match I have officially played every fragging class in open and it’s my first season
1131
#1131
15 Frags +

the battle for first seed is between highlander players and screwb

what a time to be alive

the battle for first seed is between highlander players and screwb

what a time to be alive
1132
#1132
-11 Frags +

first sorry to my team
however ill be living with my girlfriend for the foreseeable future.
the internet actually sucks here, send help.
on the bright side shining star now just has to incessantly bitch about TWO "cheaters" in any twitch chat that will house "its" hatred towards me mxr and nyxi

also if yall hate on my neighbor bryce imma rise off this heckin earth and "Accidentally" murder you like goku murders grandpaps gohan

first sorry to my team
however ill be living with my girlfriend for the foreseeable future.
the internet actually sucks here, send help.
on the bright side shining star now just has to incessantly bitch about TWO "cheaters" in any twitch chat that will house "its" hatred towards me mxr and nyxi

also if yall hate on my neighbor bryce imma rise off this heckin earth and "Accidentally" murder you like goku murders grandpaps gohan
1133
#1133
-9 Frags +
SharkitectIf we took the average word count on a tftv post and factored in bryce's posts then we've made it to 100 pages already

if we took the amount of forfeit wins your group of THIEVING SNAKES try to take from teams, and divide it by bryces bad posts we would get an error because 15 divided by 0 is undefined hahaha im funny cause i put numbers into my paragraphs to create a literature device known as a hyperbole

[quote=Sharkitect]If we took the average word count on a tftv post and factored in bryce's posts then we've made it to 100 pages already[/quote]


if we took the amount of forfeit wins your group of THIEVING SNAKES try to take from teams, and divide it by bryces bad posts we would get an error because 15 divided by 0 is undefined hahaha im funny cause i put numbers into my paragraphs to create a literature device known as a hyperbole
1134
#1134
16 Frags +
Panda_RaceCar37SharkitectIf we took the average word count on a tftv post and factored in bryce's posts then we've made it to 100 pages already
if we took the amount of forfeit wins your group of THIEVING SNAKES try to take from teams, and divide it by bryces bad posts we would get an error because 15 divided by 0 is undefined hahaha im funny cause i put numbers into my paragraphs to create a literature device known as a hyperbole

what

[quote=Panda_RaceCar37][quote=Sharkitect]If we took the average word count on a tftv post and factored in bryce's posts then we've made it to 100 pages already[/quote]


if we took the amount of forfeit wins your group of THIEVING SNAKES try to take from teams, and divide it by bryces bad posts we would get an error because 15 divided by 0 is undefined hahaha im funny cause i put numbers into my paragraphs to create a literature device known as a hyperbole[/quote]
what
1135
#1135
3 Frags +

1134 upsidedown oh noes

1134 upsidedown oh noes
1136
#1136
3 Frags +

Why is cheaters in quotes?

Why is cheaters in quotes?
1137
#1137
27 Frags +
WackyfireballWhy is cheaters in quotes?

cuz they have cheated in the past but nowadays they do sub 150 dpm in matches

[quote=Wackyfireball]Why is cheaters in quotes?[/quote]
cuz they have cheated in the past but nowadays they do sub 150 dpm in matches
1138
#1138
6 Frags +

wish a savage

wish a savage
1139
#1139
-3 Frags +

why is this thread so tocsique?

why is this thread so tocsique?
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#1140
6 Frags +
Rainnthe battle for first seed is between highlander players and screwb

what a time to be alive

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[quote=Rainn]the battle for first seed is between highlander players and screwb

what a time to be alive[/quote]
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