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To all MGE lords
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#91
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vis stop bumping pls xx

vis stop bumping pls xx
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#92
6 Frags +
vulcIf mge was played like you do in a real game it wouldn’t be good practice

I've never understood the people who decry MGE for being "unrealistic". Do they think that basketball players get good at shooting only through playing games of basketball, or that football players go to training camps just to have something to do in the offseason?

Playing MGE to "work out" certain parts of your play is a great way to improve, playing it to simulate situations that come up in the actual game is moronic.

[quote=vulc]If mge was played like you do in a real game it wouldn’t be good practice[/quote]
I've never understood the people who decry MGE for being "unrealistic". Do they think that basketball players get good at shooting only through playing games of basketball, or that football players go to training camps just to have something to do in the offseason?

Playing MGE to "work out" certain parts of your play is a great way to improve, playing it to simulate situations that come up in the actual game is moronic.
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#93
14 Frags +
Vis

ya heard it here first folks, vis and his mge boyfriends are the normal ones and the rest of you are all children or freaks

[quote=Vis][/quote]
ya heard it here first folks, vis and his mge boyfriends are the normal ones and the rest of you are all children or freaks
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#94
3 Frags +

I just wanted a little help

I just wanted a little help
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#95
Stream Highlights
1 Frags +

A thread asking for help about mge has gotten four pages of answers including a insult throwing debate about the merits of holding the w key and very few actual answers that aren't shitposting. Nice.

A thread asking for help about mge has gotten four pages of answers including a insult throwing debate about the merits of holding the w key and very few actual answers that aren't shitposting. Nice.
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#96
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FinniganVisya heard it here first folks, vis and his mge boyfriends are the normal ones and the rest of you are all children or freaks

I did not say that ...

[quote=Finnigan][quote=Vis][/quote]
ya heard it here first folks, vis and his mge boyfriends are the normal ones and the rest of you are all children or freaks[/quote]
I did not say that ...
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#97
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InternetIntellectualsildeezyWhich two only have one way to bomb?https://i.imgur.com/Mr9DhbW.jpg
Both of these spawns generally result in straightforward bombs in the direction of the spire. Of course you can change the height of the trajectory, or implement some autistic endif-style strafing into the bomb, but the direction remains the same. Because these two spawns are the easiest to first spot (due to the closeness of height to spire itself), there is a very short time span to deliver the most likely successful bomb. The longer your opponent has knowledge of where you spawned increases the chances you will be airshot or countered.

Based on your definition, I'd say there are at least two ways to bomb from position 1. I can show you if you want.

Also, people who say Spire is "gay" are usually the same people who get airshotted on like 50% of their jumps, never re-jump, and just spam rockets and shotty upward while hiding.

What do these people do when they actually have to contest the spire? "Solly on spire, not jumping him... he took 19... why won't this nerd come down?" Like, I realize it's been a long time since I've played... but I'm pretty sure that's still far less practical than any counter-jumping/surfing shenanigans.

[quote=InternetIntellectual][quote=sildeezy]Which two only have one way to bomb?[/quote]
[img]https://i.imgur.com/Mr9DhbW.jpg[/img]
Both of these spawns generally result in straightforward bombs in the direction of the spire. Of course you can change the height of the trajectory, or implement some autistic endif-style strafing into the bomb, but the direction remains the same. Because these two spawns are the easiest to first spot (due to the closeness of height to spire itself), there is a very short time span to deliver the most likely successful bomb. The longer your opponent has knowledge of where you spawned increases the chances you will be airshot or countered.[/quote]

Based on your definition, I'd say there are at least two ways to bomb from position 1. I can show you if you want.

Also, people who say Spire is "gay" are usually the same people who get airshotted on like 50% of their jumps, never re-jump, and just spam rockets and shotty upward while hiding.

What do these people do when they actually have to contest the spire? "Solly on spire, not jumping him... he took 19... why won't this nerd come down?" Like, I realize it's been a long time since I've played... but I'm pretty sure that's still far less practical than any counter-jumping/surfing shenanigans.
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#98
13 Frags +

Only 2000+ elo players may post below this point

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Only 2000+ elo players may post below this point

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#99
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anyone can post now

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anyone can post now
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#100
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#101
8 Frags +

why u posting on a month old thread
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why u posting on a month old thread
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#102
18 Frags +
kn

£50 this guy just lost to vis in ammomod

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£50 this guy just lost to vis in ammomod
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#103
6 Frags +

kn wouldnt even play vis because vis uses the shotgun and if u are 2200+ with a shotgun kn wont even bother play u and this is largely because his elo was farmed off of a friend or some shit and the reason why its still high is because he'll go to spec when he loses (has literally happened every time we play) so i dont rly get why hes flaming vis on the forums ur both retards

ALSO i wanna make a revision to wat i said in the thread prior because its all wrong! nothing in this arena matters other than the belief that u are much better than ur opponent. u can change ur sensitivity to 10 with 1600 dpi, u can play with ur foot, u can spin around, play with a touchpad, play with a steering wheel, etc. nothing matters other than your belief being stronger than the other guy when it comes up to winning anyways.

don't think of it so much as its u vs ur opponent its more like you vs yourself. how much do you believe in yourself? thats a question u gotta dig deep to understand. hope u find this useful.

kn wouldnt even play vis because vis uses the shotgun and if u are 2200+ with a shotgun kn wont even bother play u and this is largely because his elo was farmed off of a friend or some shit and the reason why its still high is because he'll go to spec when he loses (has literally happened every time we play) so i dont rly get why hes flaming vis on the forums ur both retards

ALSO i wanna make a revision to wat i said in the thread prior because its all wrong! nothing in this arena matters other than the belief that u are much better than ur opponent. u can change ur sensitivity to 10 with 1600 dpi, u can play with ur foot, u can spin around, play with a touchpad, play with a steering wheel, etc. nothing matters other than your belief being stronger than the other guy when it comes up to winning anyways.

don't think of it so much as its u vs ur opponent its more like you vs yourself. how much do you believe in yourself? thats a question u gotta dig deep to understand. hope u find this useful.
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#104
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Honestly, MGE lords all have so many of thei own written rules that it's a other challenge on MGE to understand and guess which are "right" or "wrong"

Sidenote: I understand good players want to play against other good players, but I'd like them to at least sometimes play with a bad player like me instead of always leaving if I add up :(

Honestly, MGE lords all have so many of thei own written rules that it's a other challenge on MGE to understand and guess which are "right" or "wrong"

Sidenote: I understand good players want to play against other good players, but I'd like them to at least sometimes play with a bad player like me instead of always leaving if I add up :(
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#105
-1 Frags +

are u talking about me cause i did that ot u like 20 mins ago? its rly frustrating to play vs someone ur just gonna get bored of it ruins the whole gaming sesh so i dont even bother with it

are u talking about me cause i did that ot u like 20 mins ago? its rly frustrating to play vs someone ur just gonna get bored of it ruins the whole gaming sesh so i dont even bother with it
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#106
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funhaver1998are u talking about me cause i did that ot u like 20 mins ago?

Nah, in general.

Sorry if I sounded accusatoring

[quote=funhaver1998]are u talking about me cause i did that ot u like 20 mins ago?[/quote]

Nah, in general.

Sorry if I sounded accusatoring
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#107
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#108
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knplay gunboats vs a retard who holds S and spams the shotgun then come to me and say its not aids and boring :)

but then u switch to shotgun and attempt to play even gayer than me/vis by doing shotgun switches and rly anything u can think of and then it doesn't work and then u leave

if ur playing gunboats in ammomod, specifically ammomod idc wat u do on spire then ur just retarded like it doesn't add anything to it. after the 4 rockets if they arent 20 hp 1 shotgun shot away then u got bad rockets anyway u can't say ur practicing just rockets cause ur just reloading a rocket ot kill 10 hp

OR u just equaliser to dodge the 5th rocket, reload ur own 5th rocket and then win that way, regardless of whether or not u would have won the fight or not. idk if u do this because we haven't played long enough for u to try that shit u usually rage leave after like 5 kills but thats all ive seen of gunboats ammomod its legit pointless just retards

and facking furthermore, i can understand vis cause he deadass admits to his flamboyant shit, but u cant even describe what i do and i dont even think i do anything in particular cause just by nature as any class i attempt to kill within 4 rockets/6 scatters so i cant really hold s for that

[quote=kn]play gunboats vs a retard who holds S and spams the shotgun then come to me and say its not aids and boring :)[/quote]

but then u switch to shotgun and attempt to play even gayer than me/vis by doing shotgun switches and rly anything u can think of and then it doesn't work and then u leave

if ur playing gunboats in ammomod, specifically ammomod idc wat u do on spire then ur just retarded like it doesn't add anything to it. after the 4 rockets if they arent 20 hp 1 shotgun shot away then u got bad rockets anyway u can't say ur practicing just rockets cause ur just reloading a rocket ot kill 10 hp

OR u just equaliser to dodge the 5th rocket, reload ur own 5th rocket and then win that way, regardless of whether or not u would have won the fight or not. idk if u do this because we haven't played long enough for u to try that shit u usually rage leave after like 5 kills but thats all ive seen of gunboats ammomod its legit pointless just retards

and facking furthermore, i can understand vis cause he deadass admits to his flamboyant shit, but u cant even describe what i do and i dont even think i do anything in particular cause just by nature as any class i attempt to kill within 4 rockets/6 scatters so i cant really hold s for that
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#109
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#110
6 Frags +

stop bump pls

stop bump pls
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#111
-1 Frags +

Oki thanks for the constructive criticism Im gonna grind it all out nad become an successful eSports Champion.

Oki thanks for the constructive criticism Im gonna grind it all out nad become an successful eSports Champion.
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#112
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#113
19 Frags +

literally no one cares

literally no one cares
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#114
refresh.tf
13 Frags +

But they're practicing for the future shotgun roamer meta

But they're practicing for the future shotgun roamer meta
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#115
3 Frags +

i never played mike a single time where he used gunboats in mge. i don't even think u have seen mike play the arena before because he always used shotgun in there every single time apart from 1 youtube video vs ams where hes warming up for i58

BTW straight after that vid ends Oli does the same exact shit to AMS

actual real human functioning ppl don't actually have placebo bullshit u just mentioned.

u actually think ppl are aiming worse rockets consciously because they have a shotgun backup plan? why would u want to kill someone slower?

i never played mike a single time where he used gunboats in mge. i don't even think u have seen mike play the arena before because he always used shotgun in there every single time apart from 1 youtube video vs ams where hes warming up for i58

BTW straight after that vid ends Oli does the same exact shit to AMS

actual real human functioning ppl don't actually have placebo bullshit u just mentioned.

u actually think ppl are aiming worse rockets consciously because they have a shotgun backup plan? why would u want to kill someone slower?
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#116
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#117
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well u and a lot of people you kno aren't real people so thats why u and ur potato friends are suffering from this. i think animes got something to do with it.

it makes no sense at all that aiming worse = better play. no real person tries to hit 50 damage rockets all game. all the shotgun does is clean up ppl who are 20-50hp after rockets at least on my pov

regardless u got like literally 10 ping so idk why you even care about what either me or vis do cause any fight should be free but its not because of the aforementioned anime

well u and a lot of people you kno aren't real people so thats why u and ur potato friends are suffering from this. i think animes got something to do with it.

it makes no sense at all that aiming worse = better play. no real person tries to hit 50 damage rockets all game. all the shotgun does is clean up ppl who are 20-50hp after rockets at least on my pov

regardless u got like literally 10 ping so idk why you even care about what either me or vis do cause any fight should be free but its not because of the aforementioned anime
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#118
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#119
-5 Frags +

Seanbud : because its a free win and i dont evne have to play gay
ducky : noone gives a fuck
Seanbud : ducky wears ozweegos so i dont really care about wat he has to say
Seanbud : that shit is fucking hilarious
ducky : LOL
haHAa : oh shut up already
ducky : who r
ducky : tf
haHAa : nobody actually gives one
ducky : how du know ihave ozweegos
Seanbud : ur so loud about it
Seanbud : even tho its
ducky : LOL
Seanbud : fucking adidas
Seanbud : and shuit
ducky : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Seanbud : i bet u walk around asying
Seanbud : pls dont touch my raf
ducky : HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Seanbud : wearing ozweegos and
Seanbud : off white
haHAa : lucy: YOU FUCKING WHITE BOY
Seanbud : u even strike me as that kind of person
ducky : i dont wear offwhite sweetie
Seanbud : fucking retard

he also stalks me

Seanbud : because its a free win and i dont evne have to play gay
ducky : noone gives a fuck
Seanbud : ducky wears ozweegos so i dont really care about wat he has to say
Seanbud : that shit is fucking hilarious
ducky : LOL
haHAa : oh shut up already
ducky : who r
ducky : tf
haHAa : nobody actually gives one
ducky : how du know ihave ozweegos
Seanbud : ur so loud about it
Seanbud : even tho its
ducky : LOL
Seanbud : fucking adidas
Seanbud : and shuit
ducky : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Seanbud : i bet u walk around asying
Seanbud : pls dont touch my raf
ducky : HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Seanbud : wearing ozweegos and
Seanbud : off white
haHAa : lucy: YOU FUCKING WHITE BOY
Seanbud : u even strike me as that kind of person
ducky : i dont wear offwhite sweetie
Seanbud : fucking retard

he also stalks me
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#120
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