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To all MGE lords
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#31
19 Frags +
VisgemmRobbeeVis could 20-0 everyone who downfragged him
he's being downfragged cause he thinks he's not an mge lord when he's a MASSIVE mge lord
Is MGE lord one that plays a lot of mge or one that wins most of his games? Because I do neither.

THIS IS A THREAD ADDRESSED TO ALL MGE LORDS WHY DID YOU SO HASTILY ANSWER IT AND COMMENT FURTHER IF YOU DON'T CLASSIFY YOURSELF AS AN MGE LORD ALSO YOUR STEAM PROFILE SUGGESTS OTHERWISE YOU REEK OF COCKY MGE PLAYER WHO TWITCHES IN HIS SLEEP AS HE DREAMS OF TOMORROWS FLICKS IN !ADD 5

ALSO TOXIC

[quote=Vis][quote=gemm][quote=Robbee]Vis could 20-0 everyone who downfragged him[/quote]

he's being downfragged cause he thinks he's not an mge lord when he's a MASSIVE mge lord
[/quote]
Is MGE lord one that plays a lot of mge or one that wins most of his games? Because I do neither.[/quote]

THIS IS A THREAD ADDRESSED TO ALL MGE LORDS WHY DID YOU SO HASTILY ANSWER IT AND COMMENT FURTHER IF YOU DON'T CLASSIFY YOURSELF AS AN MGE LORD ALSO YOUR STEAM PROFILE SUGGESTS OTHERWISE YOU REEK OF COCKY MGE PLAYER WHO TWITCHES IN HIS SLEEP AS HE DREAMS OF TOMORROWS FLICKS IN !ADD 5

ALSO TOXIC
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#32
3 Frags +
Collaidecharlehttps://youtu.be/jrimC9JDHG8
Y'all dum
His opponent doesn't know how to play though

https://youtu.be/W8LsgzJguFg

[quote=Collaide][quote=charle]https://youtu.be/jrimC9JDHG8
Y'all dum[/quote]
His opponent doesn't know how to play though[/quote]

https://youtu.be/W8LsgzJguFg
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#33
27 Frags +

LOL:

Ultiduo main.
Don't add me, k? (Thanks to the 4 of you who will read this)

jun0 (Twitch): Vis with the insane movement man..
jun0 (Chat) : retarded movement i can't hit

Olgha : you have really dumb move
Olgha : I need to learn how to move like that too

kn : hes like a ghost i canty fucking hit him

wargasm : theres something with your movement and my ping

dd (Twitch) : I can't hit him

Rwzy: the way you move is a mystery

m0e : your moves dude
m0e : never seen that

kn : why do I feel like all my rockets are going through you?
kn : you are so hard to airshot

Competitive experience

6vs6
1. ETF2L 6v6 Season 24 - Medic
2. ETF2L 6v6 Season 25 - Scout, Medic
3. ETF2L 6v6 Season 26 - Medic - Sub
4. ETF2L 6v6 Season 27 - Medic - Sub
5. ETF2L 6v6 Season 28 - Roamer

Ultiduo
1. The Ultimate Ultiduo Tournament - 1st Place
2. Snack's Summery Ultiduo Siesta - 1st Place
3. HealsForReals Ultiduo Tournament EU - 1st Place
4. TFCL NA Ultiduo Tournament S4 - 2nd place (150 ping champ)
5. TFCL NA Ultiduo Tournament S3 - 2nd Place (140 ping champ)
6. TFCL NA Ultiduo Tournament S2 - 3rd Place (High ping, you get it)
7. ETF2L Ultiduo Cup #6 - 3rd Place
8. Snack's Summery Ultiduo Siests II - 3rd Place

Adrenaline Gamer

1vs1
1. Hardstyle vs v!$ : 5 - 6 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObdNz6RtOg0
2. v!$ vs HR | Alex : 20 - 15 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECNqu2xsbhE
3. Rammy vs v!$ : 7 - 6 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbjVbJj5HYs

Team: -illmnt-
1. I don't remember, maybe 3rd or 4th in EHLL

wargasm_2000: http://logs.tf/1692235
wargasm_2000: Look at the crusaders crossbow accuracy
wargasm_2000: Show me a log where your accuracy is higher than that
V!s: I've got better lol
wargasm_2000: Prove
V!s: http://logs.tf/1704692
V!s: get on my level kiddo
wargasm_2000 is now Offline.

V!s: Are you going to play in a next ulti tourney ?
SynciNG: I have to let people win aswell

yksin: when u dodge in ulti
yksin: https://youtu.be/hJ4T4OtcfWI?t=237
V!s: so accurate lmao

LOL:

[b]Ultiduo main.
Don't add me, k? (Thanks to the 4 of you who will read this)
[/b][u][/u]
jun0 (Twitch): Vis with the insane movement man..
jun0 (Chat) : retarded movement i can't hit

Olgha : you have really dumb move
Olgha : I need to learn how to move like that too

kn : hes like a ghost i canty fucking hit him

wargasm : theres something with your movement and my ping

dd (Twitch) : I can't hit him

Rwzy: the way you move is a mystery

m0e : your moves dude
m0e : never seen that

kn : why do I feel like all my rockets are going through you?
kn : you are so hard to airshot

Competitive experience

6vs6
1. ETF2L 6v6 Season 24 - Medic
2. ETF2L 6v6 Season 25 - Scout, Medic
3. ETF2L 6v6 Season 26 - Medic - Sub
4. ETF2L 6v6 Season 27 - Medic - Sub
5. ETF2L 6v6 Season 28 - Roamer

Ultiduo
1. The Ultimate Ultiduo Tournament - 1st Place
2. Snack's Summery Ultiduo Siesta - 1st Place
3. HealsForReals Ultiduo Tournament EU - 1st Place
4. TFCL NA Ultiduo Tournament S4 - 2nd place (150 ping champ)
5. TFCL NA Ultiduo Tournament S3 - 2nd Place (140 ping champ)
6. TFCL NA Ultiduo Tournament S2 - 3rd Place (High ping, you get it)
7. ETF2L Ultiduo Cup #6 - 3rd Place
8. Snack's Summery Ultiduo Siests II - 3rd Place

Adrenaline Gamer

1vs1
1. Hardstyle vs v!$ : 5 - 6 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObdNz6RtOg0
2. v!$ vs HR | Alex : 20 - 15 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECNqu2xsbhE
3. Rammy vs v!$ : 7 - 6 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbjVbJj5HYs

Team: -illmnt-
1. I don't remember, maybe 3rd or 4th in EHLL


wargasm_2000: http://logs.tf/1692235
wargasm_2000: Look at the crusaders crossbow accuracy
wargasm_2000: Show me a log where your accuracy is higher than that
V!s: I've got better lol
wargasm_2000: Prove
V!s: http://logs.tf/1704692
V!s: get on my level kiddo
wargasm_2000 is now Offline.

V!s: Are you going to play in a next ulti tourney ?
SynciNG: I have to let people win aswell

yksin: when u dodge in ulti
yksin: https://youtu.be/hJ4T4OtcfWI?t=237
V!s: so accurate lmao
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#34
2 Frags +
seeds

thats what i was meant to link SHIIIIIIIT

[quote=seeds][/quote]
thats what i was meant to link SHIIIIIIIT
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#35
-33 Frags +
GoaskAlice stuff

You seem a bit mad, relax. I gave my suggestion as a player with a decent amount of experience on ammomod.

[quote=GoaskAlice] stuff [/quote]
You seem a bit mad, relax. I gave my suggestion as a player with a decent amount of experience on ammomod.
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#36
10 Frags +

First it was Timus, then it was AUTOKRAB, now I'm here!

First it was Timus, then it was AUTOKRAB, now I'm here!
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#37
-2 Frags +

never saw the point of ammomod. In a game as soon as someone jumps you all you have trained becomes irrelevant

never saw the point of ammomod. In a game as soon as someone jumps you all you have trained becomes irrelevant
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#38
-1 Frags +

its irrelevant even before a soldier jumps u theres no point of soldier v soldier mge unless u find it fun

its irrelevant even before a soldier jumps u theres no point of soldier v soldier mge unless u find it fun
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#39
15 Frags +
lethnever saw the point of ammomod. In a game as soon as someone jumps you all you have trained becomes irrelevant

If you play it correctly its a really complete mode to build movement muscle memory and develop raw aim. Just use it for what it is, if you play safe and splashy its just a massive waste of time like mge in general.

[quote=leth]never saw the point of ammomod. In a game as soon as someone jumps you all you have trained becomes irrelevant[/quote]
If you play it correctly its a really complete mode to build movement muscle memory and develop raw aim. Just use it for what it is, if you play safe and splashy its just a massive waste of time like mge in general.
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#40
4 Frags +

if you want to be an mge lord you have to play spire

if you want to be an mge lord you have to play spire
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#41
1 Frags +

if u surf rockets in ammomod ur lame

if u surf rockets in ammomod ur lame
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#42
-3 Frags +

moogle is ammomod king
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhOaKZ41yjI&t=

moogle is ammomod king
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhOaKZ41yjI&t=
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#43
19 Frags +

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJP7_nUFFSc&index=47

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJP7_nUFFSc&index=47[/youtube]
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#44
25 Frags +

Spire is easily the deepest of all MGE arenas (speaking for Soldier gameplay). There is no arena that better rewards map knowledge and gamesense than Spire, and there is probably no better map for Soldier gameplay period. To compare it to other maps: Granary Middle can quickly become a chore in public MGE servers if one player decides to stop their aggressions, attempting to force you to be permanently offensive, giving them a health and ammo advantage. The same can be said for Badlands Middle, even though to counter this type of gameplay is slightly easier. Where I believe Badlands Middle falls flat though is the lack of extremities in aiming when compared to Spire: many exchanges with your opponent can devolve into trading splash rockets on the opposite side of a particular crate, there are very few effective ways to bomb your opponent when placed on the offensive, making it very easy to tell where you will have to aim at all times. Contrasting that to Spire, when you win a fight against your opponent, there are 7 possible areas where your opponent could respawn and there are 2 successful ways to perform a bomb for 5 of those locations. And since the map's respawn locations are in a circular formation, you will have to rely on game audio to get a sense of where your opponent is, and above all, you will need to do it quick. This effectively punishes the weaboo scout mains who like to venture out of their horrible class by adding 5 every once in a while, since they all use a ridiculous CSGO sensitivity of like 40cm/360 or something even worse. After a swift loss to a real soldier player, they return to their corner of misery on Badlands Middle.

Spire is easily the deepest of all MGE arenas (speaking for Soldier gameplay). There is no arena that better rewards map knowledge and gamesense than Spire, and there is probably no better map for Soldier gameplay period. To compare it to other maps: Granary Middle can quickly become a chore in public MGE servers if one player decides to stop their aggressions, attempting to force you to be permanently offensive, giving them a health and ammo advantage. The same can be said for Badlands Middle, even though to counter this type of gameplay is slightly easier. Where I believe Badlands Middle falls flat though is the lack of extremities in aiming when compared to Spire: many exchanges with your opponent can devolve into trading splash rockets on the opposite side of a particular crate, there are very few effective ways to bomb your opponent when placed on the offensive, making it very easy to tell where you will have to aim at all times. Contrasting that to Spire, when you win a fight against your opponent, there are 7 possible areas where your opponent could respawn and there are 2 successful ways to perform a bomb for 5 of those locations. And since the map's respawn locations are in a circular formation, you will have to rely on game audio to get a sense of where your opponent is, and above all, you will need to do it quick. This effectively punishes the weaboo scout mains who like to venture out of their horrible class by adding 5 every once in a while, since they all use a ridiculous CSGO sensitivity of like 40cm/360 or something even worse. After a swift loss to a real soldier player, they return to their corner of misery on Badlands Middle.
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#45
2 Frags +

Alright, another question. Is it okay to surf rockets on the top of Spire or is that super gay?

Alright, another question. Is it okay to surf rockets on the top of Spire or is that super gay?
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#46
0 Frags +
SeltzerAlright, another question. Is it okay to surf rockets on the top of Spire or is that super gay?

list of homosexual things on spire
- falling off the top when you get jumped to hide from rockets, then shooting up at enemy with shotgun
- shotgun denying in general
- prefire splashing the wooden platform when you hear someone spawn on grey
- literally never trying to airshot ever
- gunboats

[quote=Seltzer]Alright, another question. Is it okay to surf rockets on the top of Spire or is that super gay?[/quote]
list of homosexual things on spire
- falling off the top when you get jumped to hide from rockets, then shooting up at enemy with shotgun
- shotgun denying in general
- prefire splashing the wooden platform when you hear someone spawn on grey
- literally never trying to airshot ever
- gunboats
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#47
27 Frags +
InternetIntellectualAfter a swift loss to a real soldier player, they return to their corner of misery on Badlands Middle.

To scout mains who won't play against shotgun and/or only stand on the train 24/7 and never be aggressive
go fuck yourself

[quote=InternetIntellectual]After a swift loss to a real soldier player, they return to their corner of misery on Badlands Middle.[/quote]
To scout mains who won't play against shotgun and/or only stand on the train 24/7 and never be aggressive
go fuck yourself
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#48
27 Frags +

Through my years of gameplay in TF2 and seeing the actions of thousands in MGE I have developed many tactics that I learned from the masters (soldier gameplay only).

Ammomod (MGE): From Bullet to my old pal despite_12 to literally anyone who use to roll me in this arena, I found out that they all move the same way. They just literally hold down one key. They don't do the basic mindless hold down A and then randomly hit D. They just move in one direction while you try to predict them when they hit their D key like a moron. A very patented strategy I found out I call the AsianRiceGuy(tm) where you just make sure they shoot first and keep your distance and when they got no ammo left you just run at them with your superior health, ammo, and cock.

Badlands Middle: This is the arena where I first slayed many MGE veterans and have left the arena a newborn 'homosexual' (based on the words of those that have fallen to me in Badlands Middle). The secret to this arena is another patented movement strategy. Instead of playing on top of the crates, you jump on that little train piece that climbs you ontop of the train multiple times. The enemy soldier shoots the ground? Jump on top of the train. They shoot the train? Walk to the ground. You are now playing a game where they either have to bomb you OR predict where you're gonna land.

Badlands Spire: This arena is the most pointless of arenas. No soldier runs shotgun anymore but 90% of soldier kills on this arena are done with shotgun now 'n' days. Anyway this one is going to require a simple image to relay the ultimate strategy for this arena.

https://puu.sh/zQJnb.png

I call this patented area the 'delpo spot'. If an enemy soldier is bombing you all you need to do is tactically retreat to the Delpo Spot(tm). As a bonus for your tactical retreat, you get to only show your head so when you're shooting your shotgun at the enemy soldier, he can barely splash you with rockets, not hit you with their shotgun AND you get to see his full body (ez shotgun hits).

This is what I learned through my years in MGE. Homosexual, out.

Through my years of gameplay in TF2 and seeing the actions of thousands in MGE I have developed many tactics that I learned from the masters (soldier gameplay only).

Ammomod (MGE): From Bullet to my old pal despite_12 to literally anyone who use to roll me in this arena, I found out that they all move the same way. They just literally hold down one key. They don't do the basic mindless hold down A and then randomly hit D. They just move in one direction while you try to predict them when they hit their D key like a moron. A very patented strategy I found out I call the AsianRiceGuy(tm) where you just make sure they shoot first and keep your distance and when they got no ammo left you just run at them with your superior health, ammo, and cock.

Badlands Middle: This is the arena where I first slayed many MGE veterans and have left the arena a newborn 'homosexual' (based on the words of those that have fallen to me in Badlands Middle). The secret to this arena is another patented movement strategy. Instead of playing on top of the crates, you jump on that little train piece that climbs you ontop of the train multiple times. The enemy soldier shoots the ground? Jump on top of the train. They shoot the train? Walk to the ground. You are now playing a game where they either have to bomb you OR predict where you're gonna land.

Badlands Spire: This arena is the most pointless of arenas. No soldier runs shotgun anymore but 90% of soldier kills on this arena are done with shotgun now 'n' days. Anyway this one is going to require a simple image to relay the ultimate strategy for this arena.

[img]https://puu.sh/zQJnb.png[/img]

I call this patented area the 'delpo spot'. If an enemy soldier is bombing you all you need to do is tactically retreat to the Delpo Spot(tm). As a bonus for your tactical retreat, you get to only show your head so when you're shooting your shotgun at the enemy soldier, he can barely splash you with rockets, not hit you with their shotgun AND you get to see his full body (ez shotgun hits).

This is what I learned through my years in MGE. Homosexual, out.
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#49
11 Frags +

ur family tree lgbt

ur family tree lgbt
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#50
11 Frags +

the only way to win ammomod is to not play ammomod

the only way to win ammomod is to not play ammomod
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#51
-3 Frags +

ur family reunion is a homosexual COMMUNION

Also LOL @ whoever called gunboats gay??? Like what how is shotgun not way more gay. Literally the only reason ro run shotgun is to win in mge.

ur family reunion is a homosexual COMMUNION

Also LOL @ whoever called gunboats gay??? Like what how is shotgun not way more gay. Literally the only reason ro run shotgun is to win in mge.
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#52
8 Frags +
jetzzzzzur family reunion is a homosexual COMMUNION

Also LOL @ whoever called gunboats gay??? Like what how is shotgun not way more gay. Literally the only reason ro run shotgun is to win in mge.

ok if u run gunboats in ammomod and jump around that's gay

[quote=jetzzzzz]ur family reunion is a homosexual COMMUNION

Also LOL @ whoever called gunboats gay??? Like what how is shotgun not way more gay. Literally the only reason ro run shotgun is to win in mge.[/quote]

ok if u run gunboats in ammomod and jump around that's gay
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#53
27 Frags +
Seltzerhow do I win Ammomod [MGE]
Edit: without playing like gay

that's like asking how to fuck a dude without it being gay

[quote=Seltzer]how do I win Ammomod [MGE]
Edit: without playing like gay[/quote]
that's like asking how to fuck a dude without it being gay
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#54
14 Frags +

ok delpo stole that spot from me....

ok delpo stole that spot from me....
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#55
0 Frags +
KhakiSeltzerhow do I win Ammomod [MGE]
Edit: without playing like gay
that's like asking how to fuck a dude without it being gay

fuck straight guys

[quote=Khaki][quote=Seltzer]how do I win Ammomod [MGE]
Edit: without playing like gay[/quote]
that's like asking how to fuck a dude without it being gay[/quote]
fuck straight guys
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#56
-7 Frags +
NurseyThrough my years of gameplay in TF2 and seeing the actions of thousands in MGE I have developed many tactics that I learned from the masters (soldier gameplay only).

Ammomod (MGE): From Bullet to my old pal despite_12 to literally anyone who use to roll me in this arena, I found out that they all move the same way. They just literally hold down one key. They don't do the basic mindless hold down A and then randomly hit D. They just move in one direction while you try to predict them when they hit their D key like a moron. A very patented strategy I found out I call the AsianRiceGuy(tm) where you just make sure they shoot first and keep your distance and when they got no ammo left you just run at them with your superior health, ammo, and cock.

Badlands Middle: This is the arena where I first slayed many MGE veterans and have left the arena a newborn 'homosexual' (based on the words of those that have fallen to me in Badlands Middle). The secret to this arena is another patented movement strategy. Instead of playing on top of the crates, you jump on that little train piece that climbs you ontop of the train multiple times. The enemy soldier shoots the ground? Jump on top of the train. They shoot the train? Walk to the ground. You are now playing a game where they either have to bomb you OR predict where you're gonna land.

Badlands Spire: This arena is the most pointless of arenas. No soldier runs shotgun anymore but 90% of soldier kills on this arena are done with shotgun now 'n' days. Anyway this one is going to require a simple image to relay the ultimate strategy for this arena.

https://puu.sh/zQJnb.png

I call this patented area the 'delpo spot'. If an enemy soldier is bombing you all you need to do is tactically retreat to the Delpo Spot(tm). As a bonus for your tactical retreat, you get to only show your head so when you're shooting your shotgun at the enemy soldier, he can barely splash you with rockets, not hit you with their shotgun AND you get to see his full body (ez shotgun hits).

This is what I learned through my years in MGE. Homosexual, out.

come the fuck on, now everyones gunna know about this....

[quote=Nursey]Through my years of gameplay in TF2 and seeing the actions of thousands in MGE I have developed many tactics that I learned from the masters (soldier gameplay only).

Ammomod (MGE): From Bullet to my old pal despite_12 to literally anyone who use to roll me in this arena, I found out that they all move the same way. They just literally hold down one key. They don't do the basic mindless hold down A and then randomly hit D. They just move in one direction while you try to predict them when they hit their D key like a moron. A very patented strategy I found out I call the AsianRiceGuy(tm) where you just make sure they shoot first and keep your distance and when they got no ammo left you just run at them with your superior health, ammo, and cock.

Badlands Middle: This is the arena where I first slayed many MGE veterans and have left the arena a newborn 'homosexual' (based on the words of those that have fallen to me in Badlands Middle). The secret to this arena is another patented movement strategy. Instead of playing on top of the crates, you jump on that little train piece that climbs you ontop of the train multiple times. The enemy soldier shoots the ground? Jump on top of the train. They shoot the train? Walk to the ground. You are now playing a game where they either have to bomb you OR predict where you're gonna land.

Badlands Spire: This arena is the most pointless of arenas. No soldier runs shotgun anymore but 90% of soldier kills on this arena are done with shotgun now 'n' days. Anyway this one is going to require a simple image to relay the ultimate strategy for this arena.

[img]https://puu.sh/zQJnb.png[/img]

I call this patented area the 'delpo spot'. If an enemy soldier is bombing you all you need to do is tactically retreat to the Delpo Spot(tm). As a bonus for your tactical retreat, you get to only show your head so when you're shooting your shotgun at the enemy soldier, he can barely splash you with rockets, not hit you with their shotgun AND you get to see his full body (ez shotgun hits).

This is what I learned through my years in MGE. Homosexual, out.[/quote]
come the fuck on, now everyones gunna know about this....
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#57
6 Frags +

https://i.imgur.com/XZ4XB9Z.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/XZ4XB9Z.jpg
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#58
5 Frags +

watch me play it

watch me play it
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#59
31 Frags +
highfiveok delpo stole that spot from me....

Yes this is true and I am very offended that Nursey thinks that I would invent something so GAY

[quote=highfive]ok delpo stole that spot from me....[/quote]

Yes this is true and I am very offended that Nursey thinks that I would invent something so GAY
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#60
2 Frags +
InternetIntellectual Contrasting that to Spire, when you win a fight against your opponent, there are 7 possible areas where your opponent could respawn and there are 2 successful ways to perform a bomb for 5 of those locations.

Which two only have one way to bomb?

[quote=InternetIntellectual] Contrasting that to Spire, when you win a fight against your opponent, there are 7 possible areas where your opponent could respawn and there are 2 successful ways to perform a bomb for 5 of those locations.[/quote]

Which two only have one way to bomb?
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