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how to get a girlfriend
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1. add her on facebook and casually bring up why its best for her to have her GPS enabled on her phone at all times along with the friends nearby feature on facebook.
(TIP: if you dont know her name check your schools directory or ask her friends what her name is)
2. wait until she is on a walk near a body of water like a boardwalk along the lake and then happen to be there at the same time. (you can also try asking her on a date)
3. have friend the girl doesnt know walk a baby in a stroller
5. have him let go of stroller to check his phone and let it roll into the water.
6. start yelling "NO INNOCENT CHILD" and then jump into water. do not take your phone out of your pants before you do this
7. retrieve the fake baby from the water and lift it up with one arm to show your strength and frustration. do a manly scream.
8. chase your friend away from the situation. make sure to say "and dont you dare come near *girls name*"
9. look sad and say to her "i just cant help but want to save people...why do people have to take advantage of me for immature desires... dont they understand...if i cant fix myself, i must save the ones I love." dont make direct eye contact when you do this and be angled slightly away from her.
10. she will ask if your phone is alright so this is when you say "no, my phone is dead but there is no need to worry. the one i want to talk to is already here."

1. add her on facebook and casually bring up why its best for her to have her GPS enabled on her phone at all times along with the friends nearby feature on facebook.
(TIP: if you dont know her name check your schools directory or ask her friends what her name is)
2. wait until she is on a walk near a body of water like a boardwalk along the lake and then happen to be there at the same time. (you can also try asking her on a date)
3. have friend the girl doesnt know walk a baby in a stroller
5. have him let go of stroller to check his phone and let it roll into the water.
6. start yelling "NO INNOCENT CHILD" and then jump into water. do not take your phone out of your pants before you do this
7. retrieve the fake baby from the water and lift it up with one arm to show your strength and frustration. do a manly scream.
8. chase your friend away from the situation. make sure to say "and dont you dare come near *girls name*"
9. look sad and say to her "i just cant help but want to save people...why do people have to take advantage of me for immature desires... dont they understand...if i cant fix myself, i must save the ones I love." dont make direct eye contact when you do this and be angled slightly away from her.
10. she will ask if your phone is alright so this is when you say "no, my phone is dead but there is no need to worry. the one i want to talk to is already here."
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#2
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the only reason i come here anymore is nofapn posts

the only reason i come here anymore is nofapn posts
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#3
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Thank mr capnnofapn

Thank mr capnnofapn
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#4
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yeah right like im gonna make a normiebook acct

yeah right like im gonna make a normiebook acct
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good tips, thanks

good tips, thanks
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#7
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try watching trippadvice

try watching trippadvice
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#8
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tried it out, worked for the most part. you might want to reword step 5 so it will be easier for beginners at english to use the lingo.

tried it out, worked for the most part. you might want to reword step 5 so it will be easier for beginners at english to use the lingo.
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#9
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https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Bu7oE0Wecrc/hqdefault.jpg

[img]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Bu7oE0Wecrc/hqdefault.jpg[/img]
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#10
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is this before or after you join ISIS?

is this before or after you join ISIS?
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#11
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bookmarked

bookmarked
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#12
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capnnofapndo not take your phone out of your pants before you do this
[quote=capnnofapn]do not take your phone out of your pants before you do this[/quote]
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#13
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6Gx9fDXQAAQeAm.jpg

[img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6Gx9fDXQAAQeAm.jpg[/img]
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#14
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always looking forward to these capnnofapn guides

always looking forward to these capnnofapn guides
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#15
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i liked this thread but don't get carried away okay pal

i liked this thread but don't get carried away okay pal
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#16
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pull up to the spot in a CLEAN red power ranger suit and proceed to drown in pussy

pull up to the spot in a CLEAN red power ranger suit and proceed to drown in pussy
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#17
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I live for panky-capnfapn 2-in-1 posts

I live for panky-capnfapn 2-in-1 posts
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#18
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+1 Guide changed my life

+1 Guide changed my life
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#19
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You see I just think that this has to much room for error.

1. Fake babies haven't really become more realistic, mainly due to them starting to look freaky, this then means you'd have to use a real baby.

2. You don't say what happens to the baby, do you still hold the fake baby? If so then surely the authenticity of said baby will be raised when the baby is not crying and when you are close proximity of the target. It would surely be crying if not then she would assumed that the baby has died.

3. How can you arrange further dates if your phone is broken? I think it'd be cooler if you throw your phone to the girl so that you may have a chance of touching hands when she returns it to you.

4. I think it would be good if you wore a tank top that has "TAP OUT" written on it. Then before jumping in to the water you can take your top off to reveal the fact that you could possibly be an ALL STAR MIXED MARTIAL ARTS FIGHTER THAT LIFTS HEAVY OBJECTS FOR RECREATIONAL PURPOSES IN A CONTROLLED ENVIRONMENT.

Please respond to my queries and improvements, I am well experienced in getting girlfriends as I have 7 girls on my steam friends list and they are very loyal to me when I need a pocket medic in casual.

Many thanks,

Christopher William Parker

You see I just think that this has to much room for error.

1. Fake babies haven't really become more realistic, mainly due to them starting to look freaky, this then means you'd have to use a real baby.

2. You don't say what happens to the baby, do you still hold the fake baby? If so then surely the authenticity of said baby will be raised when the baby is not crying and when you are close proximity of the target. It would surely be crying if not then she would assumed that the baby has died.

3. How can you arrange further dates if your phone is broken? I think it'd be cooler if you throw your phone to the girl so that you may have a chance of touching hands when she returns it to you.

4. I think it would be good if you wore a tank top that has "TAP OUT" written on it. Then before jumping in to the water you can take your top off to reveal the fact that you could possibly be an ALL STAR MIXED MARTIAL ARTS FIGHTER THAT LIFTS HEAVY OBJECTS FOR RECREATIONAL PURPOSES IN A CONTROLLED ENVIRONMENT.

Please respond to my queries and improvements, I am well experienced in getting girlfriends as I have 7 girls on my steam friends list and they are very loyal to me when I need a pocket medic in casual.

Many thanks,

Christopher William Parker
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#20
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Great advice, would highly recommend.

Great advice, would highly recommend.
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#21
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the most important part is to never do step 4, step 4 never works

the most important part is to never do step 4, step 4 never works
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The phone part is mandatory because step 10 is the hook. Without the last step you only impress the girl you don't actually finesse the girl. This means you have to get your phone wet.

The phone part is mandatory because step 10 is the hook. Without the last step you only impress the girl you don't actually finesse the girl. This means you have to get your phone wet.
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i advise using a kitten instead of a baby, that way when you save it you can give it to the girl as a gift and it would be weird if you tried to give her a baby you just saved a kitten is a good present please respond if this is a good idea

i advise using a kitten instead of a baby, that way when you save it you can give it to the girl as a gift and it would be weird if you tried to give her a baby you just saved a kitten is a good present please respond if this is a good idea
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#24
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you missed out step 4 from your list

this left me panicked when i tried this and the baby stroller came along

you missed out step 4 from your list

this left me panicked when i tried this and the baby stroller came along
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#26
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did nobody realize there is no step 4

did nobody realize there is no step 4
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#27
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Spudid nobody realize there is no step 4

u have to buy step 4. No one can afford to give away this good advice for free

[quote=Spu]did nobody realize there is no step 4[/quote]

u have to buy step 4. No one can afford to give away this good advice for free
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