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#61
7 Frags +

Break the cycle, rise above, focus on video games
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7m1s2NFOGyg

Break the cycle, rise above, focus on video games
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7m1s2NFOGyg
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#62
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eeeall of indecencyy's posts are becoming shit i've seen on crimewave's tumblr 6 hours before

shit

[quote=eee]all of indecencyy's posts are becoming shit i've seen on crimewave's tumblr 6 hours before[/quote]
shit
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#63
2 Frags +

just slide in her dm's dude

just slide in her dm's dude
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#64
6 Frags +

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXYze_MbdkY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZ061aYB3aY

Learn from the great master Tyreezy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXYze_MbdkY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZ061aYB3aY

Learn from the great master Tyreezy.
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#65
2 Frags +

Must read more

Must read more
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#66
18 Frags +

Oh, that's easy. You just need to find the Clitoris.

Oh, that's easy. You just need to find the Clitoris.
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#67
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Pendajust slide in her dm's dude

this shouldn't be -fragged honestly it isnt a bad idea. if you're too pussy to talk to her in person then this is not a bad idea necessarily. i prefer to talk to them in person at school or something over texting tho tbh

[quote=Penda]just slide in her dm's dude[/quote]
this shouldn't be -fragged honestly it isnt a bad idea. if you're too pussy to talk to her in person then this is not a bad idea necessarily. i prefer to talk to them in person at school or something over texting tho tbh
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#68
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idk how to talk to girls either :(

idk how to talk to girls either :(
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#69
-6 Frags +
kittynidk how to talk to girls either :(

practice by talking to yrselfv qt :))

[quote=kittyn]idk how to talk to girls either :([/quote]
practice by talking to yrselfv qt :))
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#70
13 Frags +

TELL HER U LOVE HER!!

TELL HER U LOVE HER!!
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#71
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MundiTELL HER U LOVE HER!!

dont do this

[quote=Mundi]TELL HER U LOVE HER!![/quote]
dont do this
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#72
3 Frags +

do it pussy bbitch

do it pussy bbitch
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#73
-12 Frags +

Talking to girls in an attempt to get pussy has always been the same and it is not complicated. All you need to do is get a girl talking about literally ANYTHING and just keep asking questions about that subject. Continue to do this for each subject change that she makes. There you go, you now have what she feels is a meaningful conversation about something other than sex but in reality your strategy is about getting laid. Have fun young ones.

Talking to girls in an attempt to get pussy has always been the same and it is not complicated. All you need to do is get a girl talking about literally ANYTHING and just keep asking questions about that subject. Continue to do this for each subject change that she makes. There you go, you now have what she feels is a meaningful conversation about something other than sex but in reality your strategy is about getting laid. Have fun young ones.
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#74
18 Frags +
eeekittynidk how to talk to girls either :(practice by talking to yrselfv qt :))

neither can u obv

[quote=eee][quote=kittyn]idk how to talk to girls either :([/quote]
practice by talking to yrselfv qt :))[/quote]
neither can u obv
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#75
17 Frags +
SpaceCadetTalking to girls in an attempt to get pussy has always been the same and it is not complicated. All you need to do is get a girl talking about literally ANYTHING and just keep asking questions about that subject. Continue to do this for each subject change that she makes. There you go, you now have what she feels is a meaningful conversation about something other than sex but in reality your strategy is about getting laid. Have fun young ones.

you honestly gotta be one of the worst posters in this place

[quote=SpaceCadet]Talking to girls in an attempt to get pussy has always been the same and it is not complicated. All you need to do is get a girl talking about literally ANYTHING and just keep asking questions about that subject. Continue to do this for each subject change that she makes. There you go, you now have what she feels is a meaningful conversation about something other than sex but in reality your strategy is about getting laid. Have fun young ones.[/quote]

you honestly gotta be one of the worst posters in this place
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#76
15 Frags +

btw you've also got to not be fat and fucking gay
that helps a lot

btw you've also got to not be fat and fucking gay
that helps a lot
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#77
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SpaceCadetTalking to girls in an attempt to get pussy has always been the same and it is not complicated. All you need to do is get a girl talking about literally ANYTHING and just keep asking questions about that subject. Continue to do this for each subject change that she makes. There you go, you now have what she feels is a meaningful conversation about something other than sex but in reality your strategy is about getting laid. Have fun young ones.

Wow, with this advise I'm sure you're just SWIMMING in pussy dude.

gtfo.

[quote=SpaceCadet]Talking to girls in an attempt to get pussy has always been the same and it is not complicated. All you need to do is get a girl talking about literally ANYTHING and just keep asking questions about that subject. Continue to do this for each subject change that she makes. There you go, you now have what she feels is a meaningful conversation about something other than sex but in reality your strategy is about getting laid. Have fun young ones.[/quote]
Wow, with this advise I'm sure you're just SWIMMING in pussy dude.

gtfo.
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#78
3 Frags +
Gemmellnessdon't it's an elaborate trap by nature to produce and rear offspring

No this only applies to animals or maybe people who don't play video games, if u have 1000 hours in tf2 you're safe

[quote=Gemmellness]don't it's an elaborate trap by nature to produce and rear offspring[/quote]

No this only applies to animals or maybe people who don't play video games, if u have 1000 hours in tf2 you're safe
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#79
16 Frags +

I remember my first time talking to a girl like it was yesterday. I was really nervous, my palms were sweaty,knees weak, arms were heavy. anyway, I aproached the girl I was really interested in and closed my eyes and I remember what teamfortress.tv the competetive team fortress 2 gaming forum told me to say to her:

I LOVE YOU

I mean in the end it didn't really work out, she left the school and never heard of her but you know, I feel good for making the first big step.

I remember my first time talking to a girl like it was yesterday. I was really nervous, my palms were sweaty,knees weak, arms were heavy. anyway, I aproached the girl I was really interested in and closed my eyes and I remember what teamfortress.tv the competetive team fortress 2 gaming forum told me to say to her:

I LOVE YOU

I mean in the end it didn't really work out, she left the school and never heard of her but you know, I feel good for making the first big step.
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#80
12 Frags +

step one: don't ask video game forums for advice
step two: do not follow advice from video game forums

I think #80 already covered this point tbh

step one: don't ask video game forums for advice
step two: do not follow advice from video game forums

I think #80 already covered this point tbh
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#81
4 Frags +

Dude, we are humans. Just talk to us like you were talking to that one guy who you think has cool opinions and you want to get to know better. We are not that different from guys on what we like or what we can't stand (for example, it's never a good idea to swear a lot to friends in making, they might not be used to it and get offended, no matter their gender. Start slowly).

It might be hard for you since you said you get them sweats and all that, but try to forget about how girls are supposed to be so different from boys. That's the thing really, treat us as equals. We are neither walking holes for you to stick your penis into, nor some unachievable creations of evolution... It shouldn't be that hard of a concept to grasp, really.

Gotta also agree with a fellow nope here:

nopestep one: don't ask video game forums for advice
Dude, we are humans. Just talk to us like you were talking to that one guy who you think has cool opinions and you want to get to know better. We are not that different from guys on what we like or what we can't stand (for example, it's never a good idea to swear a lot to friends in making, they might not be used to it and get offended, no matter their gender. Start slowly).

It might be hard for you since you said you get them sweats and all that, but try to forget about how girls are supposed to be so different from boys. That's the thing really, treat us as equals. We are neither walking holes for you to stick your penis into, nor some unachievable creations of evolution... It shouldn't be that hard of a concept to grasp, really.

Gotta also agree with a fellow nope here:
[quote=nope]step one: don't ask video game forums for advice[/quote]
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#82
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RedRidingNopestuff

Watch 'n learn.

Hello there, RedRidingNope, you know what else you could ride tonight? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[quote=RedRidingNope]stuff[/quote]

Watch 'n learn.

Hello there, RedRidingNope, you know what else you could ride tonight? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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#83
5 Frags +
cinderRedRidingNopestuff
Watch 'n learn.

Hello there, RedRidingNope, you know what else you could ride tonight? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The bus?

[quote=cinder][quote=RedRidingNope]stuff[/quote]

Watch 'n learn.

Hello there, RedRidingNope, you know what else you could ride tonight? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/quote]

The bus?
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#84
2 Frags +
cindershit

Would I ever ride anything on you it'd be a 62.5 tonne tank. On accident.

[quote=cinder]shit[/quote]
Would I ever ride anything on you it'd be a 62.5 tonne tank. On accident.
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#85
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RedRidingNopecindershitWould I ever ride anything on you it'd be a 62.5 tonne tank. On accident.

youre the reason we're afraid to talk to girls

[quote=RedRidingNope][quote=cinder]shit[/quote]
Would I ever ride anything on you it'd be a 62.5 tonne tank. On accident.[/quote]
youre the reason we're afraid to talk to girls
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#86
-2 Frags +

hey but once you've got one, i ve got a hilarious joke you play on her

u should surprise her!!! while doing the doggy style, right before you bust a nut! Spit on her back and right as she turns around to look at u just bust the nut on her face!! not all but most girls love it!! good luck

hey but once you've got one, i ve got a hilarious joke you play on her

u should surprise her!!! while doing the doggy style, right before you bust a nut! Spit on her back and right as she turns around to look at u just bust the nut on her face!! not all but most girls love it!! good luck
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#87
2 Frags +

has anyone heard of op's progress?
did you show effort but didn't dedicate?
where you @??

has anyone heard of op's progress?
did you show effort but didn't dedicate?
where you @??
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#88
47 Frags +

http://i.imgur.com/GqN7D2n.jpg

[img]http://i.imgur.com/GqN7D2n.jpg[/img]
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#89
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Phunkhey but once you've got one, i ve got a hilarious joke you play on her

u should surprise her!!! while doing the doggy style, right before you bust a nut! Spit on her back and right as she turns around to look at u just bust the nut on her face!! not all but most girls love it!! good luck

wtf

[quote=Phunk]hey but once you've got one, i ve got a hilarious joke you play on her

u should surprise her!!! while doing the doggy style, right before you bust a nut! Spit on her back and right as she turns around to look at u just bust the nut on her face!! not all but most girls love it!! good luck[/quote]

wtf
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#90
28 Frags +

I've had great success with this message, feel free to try it yourself guys!

http://puu.sh/lYjur/89f54d7e91.jpg

I've had great success with this message, feel free to try it yourself guys!

[img]http://puu.sh/lYjur/89f54d7e91.jpg[/img]
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