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#60 An update on our friend Pankeyman in Off Topic
rotidderIt's not that they found Pankeyman distasteful, it is the lack of respect they hold for Pankeyman that is the issue. You people should be grateful for his efforts at redpilling the herd, attempting to open up their minds to the concept that there are greater philosophical questions than "Why are people still fucking assholes when it is the current year?" and "What is wrong with someone Eating their own semen -- I mean its not hurting anyone!". Pankeyman is someone who tried to snap people out of their fluoride-induced, hedonistic, stimulus-response trance, so while I do not agree some of his viewpoints, I respect the man for attempting the impossible.

lol

posted 10 months ago
#1 downlow lfp in Recruitment (looking for team)

wrong forum

posted 10 months ago
#20 i broke up with my girlfriend in The Dumpster
ymRaisindriftaRecommend what shojan should do next. Use good english, grammar and punctuation in your answer. (12 marks)
Well, your situation seems difficult, but thankfully there is a solution. The initial investment cost is pretty high but over the long run it will probably save you some time and/or money. Now, in life's search to find the ideal partner, we come across failures, mistakes, heartbreaks. Human beings are strange and unpredictable creatures. You never know when Kanye West might ruin what you thought couldn't be ruined. You might be able to get your friends back by apologizing, or it might not be worth it. True friends don't leave each other over incidents such as this one.

Anyways, back to the solution I mentioned earlier; with the struggle to find the human that is right for you being so difficult, it may be in your best interests to simply abandon the idea of searching for a natural partner and instead look to technology to find your source of companionship and/or sexual satisfaction. That's right, I'm talking about buying an anime waifu body pillow! Although the social taboos that surround the purchase of body pillows and the anime industry as a whole, if you don't have friends anyways, what do you have to lose? Plus, if you're desperate for friends, among certain groups of people, such as ETF2L admins, a waifu body pillow can actually increase your social status!

Let's talk specifics. A waifu body pillow can be pretty expensive in terms of up-front cost, and you have to think of it as an investment into your future, but over time it can pay off financially. Regardless of who's paying, going on dates will eventually end up increasing your income that is spent on food, gas, and laundry detergent. Doing the math, if going on dates causes you to go out to eat once every other week more often than you otherwise would, the meals cost an average of $20 for the two of you, and you take turns paying the bill (like a true modern couple), over one year you'll end up spending around $260. Combine this cost with the cost of driving places, gifts, and other expenses, and you can see why a waifu body pillow is the much more economical option.

Who you choose as your waifu isn't incredibly important, but there are some guidelines I would follow in order to ensure that your pillow will provide you with the most bang for your buck. First, choose a waifu you're not likely to abandon quickly. Girls from anime or video games with long-standing fan bases are more likely to continuously receive new fan art or new skins/costumes in-game. Remember, it's all about being as economical as possible. You don't want to have to buy a new body pillow after a couple of months because you've watched the entirety of a show and there's nothing new coming from the community or the show itself. Second, account for changes in taste. Pick a waifu with characteristics you're likely to always appreciate. You don't want to go all out for some fetish only to discover weeks later that it's actually not your thing. Finally, don't be afraid to do research. If it takes a few days to find the ideal waifu, that's ok, you'll be rewarded in the end with a pillow that will last you for quite some time.

Thanks for you time, and I hope my words have been of help to you in solving your current dilemma.
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Why the fuck did I just spend like 30 minutes on that dumb joke

jokes on you im not gonna read that shit

posted 10 months ago
#12 i broke up with my girlfriend in The Dumpster
Pootis_FazbearI Will be Your New Girl friend

send me pics i only date qt3.14s

posted 10 months ago
#1 i broke up with my girlfriend in The Dumpster

My girlfriend and I broke up because of Kanye's meeting with Trump.

We got in a huge fight over it because I was saying how it was good that Kanye was bringing up issues important to him to the president. The fight eventually spilled into other topics and it got really heated. In the heat of the moment I called her a "retarded cunt", and it was a wrap.

We dated for two years and were thinking about moving in together. At the time I thought she was the love of my life. And it ended over Kanye.

And since all of my friends were also her friends, and she was closer friends with them than I was, they took her side. So I lost all my friends too.

My best friend called me a few hours after the argument and said he didn't want to hang out with me anymore because it would cause drama.

The only people I've talked to in like a week are my parents.

posted 10 months ago
#33 TF2 ranked higher then Overwatch in TF2 General Discussion

team fortress 2 could be such a good fucking esport, it makes me actually sad.

posted about 3 years ago
#823 post your desktop in Off Topic
charisfujust completed =]

https://gfycat.com/DamagedShoddyAmericantoad

taskbar that shows when you hover over it

holy shit that's sick man.

what program(s) did you use?

edit: quick google search and found out it's probably rainmeter, if it's not please let me know :)

posted about 3 years ago
#24 TF2 ranked higher then Overwatch in TF2 General Discussion
netwrkjrkFlickernetwrkjrkyou think blizzard listens to the community? theyve fucked over their fans in just about every single one of the games theyve released. except OW which is their current money pit.
I was mostly referring to OW's community actually, I don't know much about their other games, so you have a point here.
SC2 is basically dead compared to how big it used to be.
WoW hasn't been good for many years and blizzard shut down the privately ran vanilla server.
HoTS was blizzard's attempt to buy into the MOBA market and was a complete disaster.
Hearthstone is a pay to win online card game. .
Diablo 3.
Overwatch is kind of fun but competitively it's extremely uninteresting to watch. (opinion)

Meanwhile, valve is running CSGO and DOTA 2 which are both top 3 esports in the entire world. i disagree with a lot of shit that valve does, but blizzard has fucked me over way harder as a fan of the old diablo, starcraft, and warcraft games.

cs:go is kinda getting ruined by valve aswell, if you check the global offensive subreddit you'll notice.

pistols are op, jump shots are 100% reliable somehow now, rank system is absolute garbo aswell. (regarding the izakoo controversy.)

https://www.google.com/search?q=reddit+izakoo&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/4z1chz/reminder_izakooo_ruined_31_games_for_silver/

edit: fucked up formatting
edit 2: also I might be wrong with this one but isn't the WoW community satisfied with the latest expansion pack? correct me if i'm wrong.

posted about 3 years ago
#19 TF2 ranked higher then Overwatch in TF2 General Discussion

Just to list a few.

  • A well made mm/comp mode
  • huge esport support
  • good marketing and advertising
  • amazing anti cheat
  • since we're talking about ow and tf2, I think wow, hs and starcraft are unrelevant to the debate. As far as overwatch goes, they do listen to both the casual and comp community without ruining one or the other which makes a good balance imo.
  • New classes/heroes. (I'm not saying this should be done with tf2, but it is exciting as an ow player knowing that the game getting more heroes.)
posted about 3 years ago
#16 TF2 ranked higher then Overwatch in TF2 General Discussion

they hardware ban cheaters on a game that costs 60 bucks, meanwhile valve can't even regular ban cheaters on an f2p game and even if they do, it's as simple as making a new account in 5 minutes and resume cheating.

edit: that's also only one of many many reasons, I'm just too lazy to list them all.

posted about 3 years ago
#26 Dreamboat Caster Feedback Thread in TF2 General Discussion

in a few years you'll be the best caster!

because there will be nobody left :(

posted about 3 years ago
#76 RIP froyotech in TF2 General Discussion
sombrezthrow-yo-tech

if this was melee this would actually be good.

posted about 3 years ago
#9 TF2 ranked higher then Overwatch in TF2 General Discussion

I think it's fairly obvious right now that overwatch is not a better game then tf2, but blizzard is a better company then valve.

posted about 3 years ago
#1 [Name Change] shojan in Requests

Current alias: jupiter
desired: shojan
ty

posted about 3 years ago
#1474 Do you like the song above? in Music, Movies, TV

pretty good lmao, Not my kinda genre/music tbh so I wouldn't be able to judge much.

Composed and made this myself this week.
https://soundcloud.com/user-925369288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qjoh5ND7ycg

posted about 3 years ago
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