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#121
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i think getawhale is the new toaster

i think getawhale is the new toaster
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#122
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tojowhen/why did you lose passion to play tf2 (or just video games) at a high level.

I do enjoy playing but having to scrim/play matches messed with my ability to do the things I wanted.

MaxHaxWhat player is in invite right now that you think shouldn't be? Also, build your dream team of tf2, not including youself.

Sleepy only watched him place once but thought he was very predictable.

cw
yz
boomer
tri
bdonski
cozen

TurinWait wat how high up did you get in hockey Rando? Also what position (guessing like maybe power forward/grinder cuz no slaps)?

I played a season of Junior B and then a season of Junior A when I graduated high school. I played wing and was fast and had a good snap shot

Getawhalewhat do you think Judge Judy's vagina looks like

dusty and gross

[quote=tojo]when/why did you lose passion to play tf2 (or just video games) at a high level.[/quote]

I do enjoy playing but having to scrim/play matches messed with my ability to do the things I wanted.

[quote=MaxHax]What player is in invite right now that you think shouldn't be? Also, build your dream team of tf2, not including youself.[/quote]

Sleepy only watched him place once but thought he was very predictable.

cw
yz
boomer
tri
bdonski
cozen

[quote=Turin]Wait wat how high up did you get in hockey Rando? Also what position (guessing like maybe power forward/grinder cuz no slaps)?[/quote]

I played a season of Junior B and then a season of Junior A when I graduated high school. I played wing and was fast and had a good snap shot

[quote=Getawhale]what do you think Judge Judy's vagina looks like[/quote]

dusty and gross
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#123
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rando Why the fuck would you waste time with a tootsie pop. Tootsie rolls fucking suck.

excuse me

[quote=rando] Why the fuck would you waste time with a tootsie pop. Tootsie rolls fucking suck.[/quote]

excuse me
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#124
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You're at a fork in the road, one path leads to an isolated room with Smeagol, the other with Gollum. Which path do you take?

nvm. Clean shaven or beard?

[s]You're at a fork in the road, one path leads to an isolated room with [url=http://www.theagencyinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/gollum2.jpg]Smeagol[/url], the other with [url=https://www.cointalk.com/attachments/gollum-jpg.350510/]Gollum[/url]. Which path do you take?
[/s]

nvm. Clean shaven or beard?
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#125
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rando[Favorite way to piss a player off? Take the toe of your stick and hit them on top of their foot, hurts like a bitch.

You're mistaken. Same part of the stick in the ribs, pussiest move in the game.

That or you take an old fiber glass stick that is all broken on the bottom from playing on the street and you slide it in the back of the skate of a player that doesn't wear socks (99% of hockey players get foot fungus I swear)

[quote=rando][Favorite way to piss a player off? Take the toe of your stick and hit them on top of their foot, hurts like a bitch.[/quote]

You're mistaken. Same part of the stick in the ribs, pussiest move in the game.

That or you take an old fiber glass stick that is all broken on the bottom from playing on the street and you slide it in the back of the skate of a player that doesn't wear socks (99% of hockey players get foot fungus I swear)
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#126
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Top 5 worst players in invite besides showstopper? (Living teams only)

Top 5 worst players in invite besides showstopper? (Living teams only)
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#127
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Knuckles_rando[Favorite way to piss a player off? Take the toe of your stick and hit them on top of their foot, hurts like a bitch.
You're mistaken. Same part of the stick in the ribs, pussiest move in the game.

That or you take an old fiber glass stick that is all broken on the bottom from playing on the street and you slide it in the back of the skate of a player that doesn't wear socks (99% of hockey players get foot fungus I swear)

thats just being a dick

[quote=Knuckles_][quote=rando][Favorite way to piss a player off? Take the toe of your stick and hit them on top of their foot, hurts like a bitch.[/quote]

You're mistaken. Same part of the stick in the ribs, pussiest move in the game.

That or you take an old fiber glass stick that is all broken on the bottom from playing on the street and you slide it in the back of the skate of a player that doesn't wear socks (99% of hockey players get foot fungus I swear)[/quote]

thats just being a dick
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#128
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how do you take your coffee?

how do you take your coffee?
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#129
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pink or stink?

pink or stink?
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#130
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Wait mala and ma3la aren't the same people?

Wait mala and ma3la aren't the same people?
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#131
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BrimstoneGetawhalewhat do you think Judge Judy's vagina looks like
A better question would be what do you think this thread would look like if you would quit posting.

This is rando's AMA

[quote=Brimstone][quote=Getawhale]what do you think Judge Judy's vagina looks like[/quote]

A better question would be what do you think this thread would look like if you would quit posting.[/quote]

This is rando's AMA
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#132
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so if mala and ma3la had a child what would it be called?

so if mala and ma3la had a child what would it be called?
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#133
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-protoi think getawhale is the new toaster

I think one difference there is he's 14 and literally a retard and I'm 29 and know how to make real posts containing lucid thoughts that aren't about Superman or something.

Don't derail this shit

[quote=-proto]i think getawhale is the new toaster[/quote]

I think one difference there is he's 14 and literally a retard and I'm 29 and know how to make real posts containing lucid thoughts that aren't about Superman or something.

Don't derail this shit
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#134
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idk you can accept someone being retarded at 14 but at 29 c'mon...

idk you can accept someone being retarded at 14 but at 29 c'mon...
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#135
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MGEMikeso if mala and ma3la had a child what would it be called?

a mistake

[quote=MGEMike]so if mala and ma3la had a child what would it be called?[/quote]
a mistake
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#136
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getawhale sucks XD

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ5NolBfyziGJI4REOP3LgwZEQPKwgnPUa-cgedtCOyHHEvw4VADg

[size=16][b][u]getawhale sucks XD[/u][/b][/size]

[img]https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ5NolBfyziGJI4REOP3LgwZEQPKwgnPUa-cgedtCOyHHEvw4VADg[/img]
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#137
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Getawhale-protoi think getawhale is the new toaster
I think one difference there is he's 14 and literally a retard and I'm 29 and know how to make real posts containing lucid thoughts that aren't about Superman or something.

Don't derail this shit

being unaware of being retarded at 14 and being unaware of being retarded at 29 are two very different things

also a 29 year old calling a 14 year old 'literally a retard' when said 29 year old get trolled by 14 year olds daily is a funny notion

im not sure what ur 'real posts containing lucid thoughts' are but other than easy ass layup posts that every trashcan and their moms will agree with i dont think uve ever contributed to a discussion with any kind of valid point

back on topic, why pocket soldier and what games did u play before tf2?

[quote=Getawhale][quote=-proto]i think getawhale is the new toaster[/quote]

I think one difference there is he's 14 and literally a retard and I'm 29 and know how to make real posts containing lucid thoughts that aren't about Superman or something.

Don't derail this shit[/quote]

being unaware of being retarded at 14 and being unaware of being retarded at 29 are two very different things

also a 29 year old calling a 14 year old 'literally a retard' when said 29 year old get trolled by 14 year olds daily is a funny notion

im not sure what ur 'real posts containing lucid thoughts' are but other than easy ass layup posts that every trashcan and their moms will agree with i dont think uve ever contributed to a discussion with any kind of valid point

back on topic, why pocket soldier and what games did u play before tf2?
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#138
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back to boku no pico........

[b][u][size=16]back to boku no pico........[/size][/u][/b]
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#139
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god damn right clockwork

god damn right clockwork
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#140
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GetawhaleBrimstoneGetawhalewhat do you think Judge Judy's vagina looks like
A better question would be what do you think this thread would look like if you would quit posting.

This is rando's AMA

Notice how things started to 'derail' only when you came in here and started shitposting.

[quote=Getawhale][quote=Brimstone][quote=Getawhale]what do you think Judge Judy's vagina looks like[/quote]

A better question would be what do you think this thread would look like if you would quit posting.[/quote]

This is rando's AMA[/quote]


Notice how things started to 'derail' only when you came in here and started shitposting.
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#141
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Im competitive and i talk and btw i need a channel i can go to like the admins have for silence. so many people keep spamming

[b][i][u][size=16]Im competitive and i talk and btw i need a channel i can go to like the admins have for silence. so many people keep spamming[/size][/u][/i][/b]
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#142
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how do u like ur steak?

how do u like ur steak?
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#143
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did you ever get a new jeep?

http://i.imgur.com/UD7Ae3v.jpg

did you ever get a new jeep?
[img]http://i.imgur.com/UD7Ae3v.jpg[/img]
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#144
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Favorite song?

Favorite song?
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#145
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would you rather have your ears be on the soles of your feet or your mouth where your bellybutton is

would you rather have your ears be on the soles of your feet or your mouth where your bellybutton is
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#146
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ObiClean shaven or beard?

Stubble

jake_Top 5 worst players in invite besides showstopper? (Living teams only)

not in order

sneaky sorry dude
boink
mangachu
I don't really know anyone on yomies but probably two people from that team

Evil_MrMuffinzhow do you take your coffee?

I don't drink coffee

ulmyxxpink or stink?

pink

mwhy pocket soldier and what games did u play before tf2?

Pocket was the class I felt that I could have the most game impact on and I was fucking shit at demo. I first started playing a game called Americas Army (LOL terrible game). Played like CAL-M and cevo-p in that shit long ago. I played CSS for like a season after CAL died in some shitty free league. Then started playing TF2

Junktronhow do u like ur steak?

medium rare

defydid you ever get a new jeep?

The jeep was saved but the engine blew up a few years later RIP. I don't think I would get another one though, it was a fun car to have but its not very good to drive around in.

[quote=Obi]Clean shaven or beard?[/quote]

Stubble

[quote=jake_]Top 5 worst players in invite besides showstopper? (Living teams only)[/quote]

not in order

sneaky sorry dude
boink
mangachu
I don't really know anyone on yomies but probably two people from that team

[quote=Evil_MrMuffinz]how do you take your coffee?[/quote]

I don't drink coffee

[quote=ulmyxx]pink or stink?[/quote]

pink

[quote=m]why pocket soldier and what games did u play before tf2?[/quote]

Pocket was the class I felt that I could have the most game impact on and I was fucking shit at demo. I first started playing a game called Americas Army (LOL terrible game). Played like CAL-M and cevo-p in that shit long ago. I played CSS for like a season after CAL died in some shitty free league. Then started playing TF2

[quote=Junktron]how do u like ur steak?[/quote]

medium rare

[quote=defy]did you ever get a new jeep?[/quote]

The jeep was saved but the engine blew up a few years later RIP. I don't think I would get another one though, it was a fun car to have but its not very good to drive around in.
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#147
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randoFavorite way to piss a player off? Take the toe of your stick and hit them on top of their foot, hurts like a bitch.

I did the same to forwards in my crease. I'd always lose it when I'd get snowed, or hit in the back of the legs.

I was thrown out of two games for fighting and got a handful of slashing penalties. Refs really don't like goalie fights, rightfully so bc the blocker is op. My brother (also a goalie) one punch knocked this dude out after he baseball bat swung his stick at my brothers chest. Kid was suspended for a few games and my brother got a 5 min major lol.

Always cup check.

randoWhen I was like 14 I hit some kid (clean hit) and he didn't get up. Was helped off but apparently I fractured a vertebrae in his neck or something. He wasn't paralyzed or anything but that shits scary.

Always terrifying. They actually made checking start in bantams, instead of peewees (not sure when but prob in the past few years). Makes sense, let's kids hit their growth spurts before getting open ice checked onto a stretcher.

Favorite city to play in? I remember Montréal being nuts.

[quote=rando]
Favorite way to piss a player off? Take the toe of your stick and hit them on top of their foot, hurts like a bitch.[/quote]

I did the same to forwards in my crease. I'd always lose it when I'd get snowed, or hit in the back of the legs.

I was thrown out of two games for fighting and got a handful of slashing penalties. Refs really don't like goalie fights, rightfully so bc the blocker is op. My brother (also a goalie) one punch knocked this dude out after he baseball bat swung his stick at my brothers chest. Kid was suspended for a few games and my brother got a 5 min major lol.

Always cup check.
[quote=rando]
When I was like 14 I hit some kid (clean hit) and he didn't get up. Was helped off but apparently I fractured a vertebrae in his neck or something. He wasn't paralyzed or anything but that shits scary. [/quote]
Always terrifying. They actually made checking start in bantams, instead of peewees (not sure when but prob in the past few years). Makes sense, let's kids hit their growth spurts before getting open ice checked onto a stretcher.

Favorite city to play in? I remember Montréal being nuts.
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#148
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Top 5 favorite TF2 players?

Top 5 favorite TF2 players?
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#149
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Do you believe in love at first sight?

and

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Do you believe in love at first sight?

and

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
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#150
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Daggerwho's the most disgusting weaboo?

neorussia

[quote=Dagger]who's the most disgusting weaboo?[/quote]

neorussia
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