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#151
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PharaohrandoWhen I was like 14 I hit some kid (clean hit) and he didn't get up. Was helped off but apparently I fractured a vertebrae in his neck or something. He wasn't paralyzed or anything but that shits scary. Always terrifying. They actually made checking start in bantams, instead of peewees (not sure when but prob in the past few years). Makes sense, let's kids hit their growth spurts before getting open ice checked onto a stretcher.

I wish they did that for me. My first year of peewee I was 5'4" and like 95 pounds. First year bantam I was 6"1' and like 125 (not much better but at least I had height). I remember my first experience with getting hit during a game was right after a shift change, skates right down into our defensive corner for the puck and got cross checked in the back from like 3 feet off the boards, whipped my head into the boards. Kids at that age just don't know how to control their bodies and people get hurt

[quote=Pharaoh]
[quote=rando]
When I was like 14 I hit some kid (clean hit) and he didn't get up. Was helped off but apparently I fractured a vertebrae in his neck or something. He wasn't paralyzed or anything but that shits scary. [/quote]
Always terrifying. They actually made checking start in bantams, instead of peewees (not sure when but prob in the past few years). Makes sense, let's kids hit their growth spurts before getting open ice checked onto a stretcher. [/quote]

I wish they did that for me. My first year of peewee I was 5'4" and like 95 pounds. First year bantam I was 6"1' and like 125 (not much better but at least I had height). I remember my first experience with getting hit during a game was right after a shift change, skates right down into our defensive corner for the puck and got cross checked in the back from like 3 feet off the boards, whipped my head into the boards. Kids at that age just don't know how to control their bodies and people get hurt
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#152
20 Frags +
MGEMikeso if mala and ma3la had a child what would it be called?

ma1.5la

[quote=MGEMike]so if mala and ma3la had a child what would it be called?[/quote]

ma1.5la
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#153
1 Frags +

what's your favorite fighting game to watch/play

what's your favorite fighting game to watch/play
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#154
1 Frags +

http://cdn.meme.am/images/984.jpg

mala...

-> ma0la (0 is placeholder)

ma3la...

0+3 = 3/2 = 1.5..............................

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/263/430/3a0.jpg

[img]http://cdn.meme.am/images/984.jpg[/img]

mala...

-> ma0la (0 is placeholder)

ma3la...

0+3 = 3/2 = 1.5..............................

[img]http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/263/430/3a0.jpg[/img]
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#155
-3 Frags +
kirbyDaggerwho's the most disgusting weaboo?
neorussia

hey hey hey...make your own thread

[quote=kirby][quote=Dagger]who's the most disgusting weaboo?[/quote]

neorussia[/quote]
hey hey hey...make your own thread
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#156
30 Frags +

actually don't

actually don't
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#157
4 Frags +

Would you rather fuck the ugliest woman in the world, or the hottest man in the world?

Would you rather fuck the ugliest woman in the world, or the hottest man in the world?
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#158
6 Frags +
clckwrksnip

Nice meme :^)

[quote=clckwrk]snip[/quote]
Nice meme :^)
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#159
26 Frags +
NightGoatWould you rather fuck the ugliest woman in the world, or the hottest man in the world?

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/006/759/both.png

[quote=NightGoat]Would you rather fuck the ugliest woman in the world, or the hottest man in the world?[/quote]

[img]http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/006/759/both.png[/img]
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#160
ESEA
7 Frags +

i would fuck jake gyllenhaal any day over his sister. can you even imagine the ugliest woman in the world. no offense meant by this XD

rando: who is the biggest complainer (in scrims/matches) you've ever played with

i would fuck jake gyllenhaal any day over his sister. can you even imagine the ugliest woman in the world. no offense meant by this XD

rando: who is the biggest complainer (in scrims/matches) you've ever played with
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#161
21 Frags +

i am heron of alexandria. i ahev a long beard and i create mathematical formulas w/ my logic. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will use my primitive steam engine to induce mold in your walls

i am heron of alexandria. i ahev a long beard and i create mathematical formulas w/ my logic. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will use my primitive steam engine to induce mold in your walls
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#162
-1 Frags +

maggie gyllenhaal looks like melting wax statue

maggie gyllenhaal looks like melting wax statue
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#163
6 Frags +

ass or titties?

ass or titties?
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#164
-5 Frags +
square-ass or titties?
[quote=square-]ass or titties?[/quote]
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#165
2 Frags +

whats your favorite scene in wreck it ralph

whats your favorite scene in wreck it ralph
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#166
22 Frags +

clockworks just fuckin throwing out the memes tonight eh

clockworks just fuckin throwing out the memes tonight eh
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#167
2 Frags +

Who do you think would win an invite battle royale? if everyone in invite fought in real life who would come out on top

Who do you think would win an invite battle royale? if everyone in invite fought in real life who would come out on top
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#168
8 Frags +

who in invite do you think has never had sex?

who in invite do you think has never had sex?
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#169
16 Frags +
remedywho in invite do you think has never had sex?

Much shorter list would be those who have.

[quote=remedy]who in invite do you think has never had sex?[/quote]

Much shorter list would be those who have.
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#170
27 Frags +

http://i.imgur.com/lvwCHhg.jpg

[img]http://i.imgur.com/lvwCHhg.jpg[/img]
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#171
1 Frags +

Have you ever smoked weed

Have you ever smoked weed
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#172
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#173
48 Frags +

http://i.imgur.com/S1vrnVa.jpg

[img]http://i.imgur.com/S1vrnVa.jpg[/img]
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#174
19 Frags +

did somebody break clockwork

did somebody break clockwork
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#175
49 Frags +

i just love memes

i just love memes
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#176
28 Frags +

the girl or the cookies, you can only pick 1

http://i.imgur.com/1Mm9miC.jpg

the girl or the cookies, you can only pick 1

[img]http://i.imgur.com/1Mm9miC.jpg[/img]
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#177
18 Frags +

girls are gross i'll take the cookies

girls are gross i'll take the cookies
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#178
3 Frags +

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk7eyqY4bbQ

which 1 of these paintings is ur fav? nsfw!

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk7eyqY4bbQ[/youtube]
which 1 of these paintings is ur fav? nsfw!
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#179
9 Frags +

Ggglygy's mom or rays mom?

Ggglygy's mom or rays mom?
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#180
17 Frags +
FallenEagleFavorite song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fULXi348-jI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUJ-6Pd-_TI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0Ws3rB5eg0

I listen to lots of different stuff

d_bwould you rather have your ears be on the soles of your feet or your mouth where your bellybutton is

mouth bellybutton

calciferTop 5 favorite TF2 players?

boomer
kapoww
tri
cozen
decimate

PharaohFavorite city to play in? I remember Montréal being nuts.

Played at lake placid or Denver

loljkDo you believe in love at first sight?

and

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Not at all

I would like to live in Europe

Geknaiirwhat's your favorite fighting game to watch/play

I fucking hate fighting games

NightGoatWould you rather fuck the ugliest woman in the world, or the hottest man in the world?

probably hottest man, girls can get really fucking ugly so it would probably be like fucking a man anyway.

tri_rando: who is the biggest complainer (in scrims/matches) you've ever played with

Loronix he would complain a lot but I learned a lot playing with him.

square-ass or titties?

titties

yung_tapwhats your favorite scene in wreck it ralph

never seen it

JimiJamWho do you think would win an invite battle royale? if everyone in invite fought in real life who would come out on top

I think decimate could fight pretty well.

remedywho in invite do you think has never had sex?

Scizor
ATT-
Rekuso
CJ-
Yeremy
Zilly
showstopper
sneaky
phorofor
alec
Mangachu
Boink
Freestate
shrugger
ash
deadbolt
paragon
grape
blank
mike
seymour
lansky

M4TTHave you ever smoked weed

yes

[quote=FallenEagle]Favorite song?[/quote]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fULXi348-jI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUJ-6Pd-_TI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0Ws3rB5eg0

I listen to lots of different stuff

[quote=d_b]would you rather have your ears be on the soles of your feet or your mouth where your bellybutton is[/quote]

mouth bellybutton


[quote=calcifer]Top 5 favorite TF2 players?[/quote]

boomer
kapoww
tri
cozen
decimate

[quote=Pharaoh]Favorite city to play in? I remember Montréal being nuts.[/quote]

Played at lake placid or Denver

[quote=loljk]Do you believe in love at first sight?

and

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?[/quote]

Not at all

I would like to live in Europe

[quote=Geknaiir]what's your favorite fighting game to watch/play[/quote]

I fucking hate fighting games

[quote=NightGoat]Would you rather fuck the ugliest woman in the world, or the hottest man in the world?[/quote]

probably hottest man, girls can get really fucking ugly so it would probably be like fucking a man anyway.

[quote=tri_]rando: who is the biggest complainer (in scrims/matches) you've ever played with[/quote]

Loronix he would complain a lot but I learned a lot playing with him.

[quote=square-]ass or titties?[/quote]

titties

[quote=yung_tap]whats your favorite scene in wreck it ralph[/quote]

never seen it

[quote=JimiJam]Who do you think would win an invite battle royale? if everyone in invite fought in real life who would come out on top[/quote]

I think decimate could fight pretty well.

[quote=remedy]who in invite do you think has never had sex?[/quote]

Scizor
ATT-
Rekuso
CJ-
Yeremy
Zilly
showstopper
sneaky
phorofor
alec
Mangachu
Boink
Freestate
shrugger
ash
deadbolt
paragon
grape
blank
mike
seymour
lansky

[quote=M4TT]Have you ever smoked weed[/quote]

yes
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