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Orgazmo!

Orgazmo!
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#62
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Dick Grayson(Robin) and Taskmaster

Dick Grayson(Robin) and Taskmaster
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#63
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Rorschach for my super hero.

Joker for my villain.

Rorschach for my super hero.


Joker for my villain.
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not a superhero, but harley quinn is pretty much perfect

not a superhero, but harley quinn is pretty much perfect
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boppetToasterMIGHT BE A RANT ok im surprised no body has mentioned superman. he fucking gets constant power absorption from the sun. healing factor, He spent 15 minutes inside the sun. when he resurfaced he was powerful enough to move planets, he can hear sounds billions of miles away see through anything, see at a sub atomic level, hear through the vacuum of space. He can even see your soul. Plenty of more power. His heat vision can even reach temperatures hotter than the sun. incinerate planets in a starring contest. vibrate his body fast enough to faze through attacks even turn invisible, by vibrating just about light speed he can use the infamous mass punch, which hits with the force of a super nova which explodes with the force of 10 arctillion mega tons. He has a super brain that could process information 1000s of times faster than a human. Once fought demons with wonder woman and Thor for 1000 years. learnt how to protect his mind from telepathic attacks. he obliterated an f5 tornado with a applause. held a mini black hole in his hand. He dragged the earth around. Also this time when someone hit him with 15 super novas to the face. which is equivalent to 15 suns exploding in his face. He`s main weakness is caring and trying to protect others. Remove all of those and watch out. He can patch up holes in reality with his own static electricity. he lifted 3 Quintilian tons. went from earth to the sun in 2 minutes he could survive from a super nova as powerful as 10 OCTILLION MT OF FORCE. I feel like im ranting at this point.

TLDR SUPER MAN IS OP AS FUCK AND NEEDS TO BE NERFED

My second favorite is frank Richards lol no explanation for that one.

My favorite villain is def thanos hands down
Why do you say Superman is OP when Doomsday killed him, Darkseid smacked him around in the newest Justice League: Origin story, martian manhunter is stronger than him and he has a plethora of villains that regularly provide him with a challenge? He even has two weaknesses, kryptonite and magic. He's really strong,(which a superhero like him should be) but nowhere close to OP.

please tell me you are joking. I can go on about why super man is the greatest of all time. He hasnt even reached his full potential, because of the mental barriers in his head. I LOLED SOO HARD when you said man hunter was stronger. super man took 15 super novas 2 the face and survived lifted 16 times the earths weight dfkm. doomsday only killed him because the sun wasn't up in day time doomsday would be destroyed. SUPERMAN IS OP if you cant see that you need to read closely and do some research baud

Why do you fanboy stay stuck on Doomsday beating Superman anyway? That's like a someone not letting Goku's lose to raditz go ever

Superman struggles because he is a damn idiot. I have seen this guy "fight" with with metallo like the shit was a struggle and then when someone is actually in real danger , he simply rips metallo in half and flies away to save someone. Its almost as if he fights down to someones level almost for entertainment purposes. If Batman had supermans powers no fight would last longer than maybe 10 seconds. Superman could have flown Doomsday into the sun at light speed if he wanted, but the jackass likes to fight. 

"superman doesn't kill he just bruises" -Batman
that's the main problem with sups and that's his weakness, take that all away and he is much stronger.

[quote=boppet][quote=Toaster][b]MIGHT BE A RANT[/b] ok im surprised no body has mentioned superman. he fucking gets constant power absorption from the sun. healing factor, He spent 15 minutes inside the sun. when he resurfaced he was powerful enough to move planets, he can hear sounds billions of miles away see through anything, see at a sub atomic level, hear through the vacuum of space. He can even see your soul. Plenty of more power. His heat vision can even reach temperatures hotter than the sun. incinerate planets in a starring contest. vibrate his body fast enough to faze through attacks even turn invisible, by vibrating just about light speed he can use the infamous mass punch, which hits with the force of a super nova which explodes with the force of 10 arctillion mega tons. He has a super brain that could process information 1000s of times faster than a human. Once fought demons with wonder woman and Thor for 1000 years. learnt how to protect his mind from telepathic attacks. he obliterated an f5 tornado with a applause. held a mini black hole in his hand. He dragged the earth around. Also this time when someone hit him with 15 super novas to the face. which is equivalent to 15 suns exploding in his face. He`s main weakness is caring and trying to protect others. Remove all of those and watch out. He can patch up holes in reality with his own static electricity. he lifted 3 Quintilian tons. went from earth to the sun in 2 minutes he could survive from a super nova as powerful as 10 OCTILLION MT OF FORCE. I feel like im ranting at this point.


TLDR SUPER MAN IS OP AS FUCK AND NEEDS TO BE NERFED

My second favorite is frank Richards lol no explanation for that one.

My favorite villain is def thanos hands down[/quote]
Why do you say Superman is OP when Doomsday killed him, Darkseid smacked him around in the newest Justice League: Origin story, martian manhunter is stronger than him and he has a plethora of villains that regularly provide him with a challenge? He even has two weaknesses, kryptonite and magic. He's really strong,(which a superhero like him should be) but nowhere close to OP.[/quote]



please tell me you are joking. I can go on about why super man is the greatest of all time. He hasnt even reached his full potential, because of the mental barriers in his head. I LOLED SOO HARD when you said man hunter was stronger. super man took 15 super novas 2 the face and survived lifted 16 times the earths weight dfkm. doomsday only killed him because the sun wasn't up in day time doomsday would be destroyed. SUPERMAN IS OP if you cant see that you need to read closely and do some research baud

Why do you fanboy stay stuck on Doomsday beating Superman anyway? That's like a someone not letting Goku's lose to raditz go ever

Superman struggles because he is a damn idiot. I have seen this guy "fight" with with metallo like the shit was a struggle and then when someone is actually in real danger , he simply rips metallo in half and flies away to save someone. Its almost as if he fights down to someones level almost for entertainment purposes. If Batman had supermans powers no fight would last longer than maybe 10 seconds. Superman could have flown Doomsday into the sun at light speed if he wanted, but the jackass likes to fight. 

"superman doesn't kill he just bruises" -Batman
that's the main problem with sups and that's his weakness, take that all away and he is much stronger.
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goombaSuperman is OP, but Franklin Richards is your favorite?

2nd favourite. READ YOU MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING

[quote=goomba]Superman is OP, but Franklin Richards is your favorite?[/quote]

2nd favourite. READ YOU MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING
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Goku

Goku
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I could even go on about super man prime which im surprised nobody knows about. this superman broke through the source wall and studied from the source itself. gained a portion of the sources power. For those of you who do not know what the source is it is basically a god cosmic force. the source of everything that exists, the answer to everything. Even darkseid said the source is omnipotent power. Everyone knows about the imps right? the are basically godly beings and superman is stronger than them. He spent over 15000 years in the sun gaining and enhancing all of his ability's. Normal superman can lift over 3 quintillion tons just imaging superman prime lol. It is said he is capable of lifting the omniverse. My rant over superman earlier on power. Well superman prime is a god compared to that. He could wipe out the universe with his heat vision. His sneezes destroys solar systems. He has the ability to resurrect the dead. Capable to surviving the end of the multi verse and pretty much immortal. unlimited power we are talking about a god. Superman prime will destroy ever fan fiction super hero no sweat so...

I could even go on about [b]super man prime[/b][size=16][/size] which im surprised nobody knows about. this superman broke through the source wall and studied from the source itself. gained a portion of the sources power. For those of you who do not know what the source is it is basically a god cosmic force. the source of everything that exists, the answer to everything. Even darkseid said the source is omnipotent power. Everyone knows about the imps right? the are basically godly beings and superman is stronger than them. He spent over 15000 years in the sun gaining and enhancing all of his ability's. Normal superman can lift over 3 quintillion tons just imaging superman prime lol. It is said he is capable of lifting the omniverse. My rant over superman earlier on power. Well superman prime is a god compared to that. He could wipe out the universe with his heat vision. His sneezes destroys solar systems. He has the ability to resurrect the dead. Capable to surviving the end of the multi verse and pretty much immortal. unlimited power we are talking about a god. Superman prime will destroy ever fan fiction super hero no sweat so...
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Superman busting an AMPED Darkseid aka universally powerful..(equal to Infinity Gauntlet Thanos btw didn't he break Thor into millions of pieces?)

he has the strength to sever Atomic Bonds..
and flies around 187 Quintilian MPH.. ever see what happens to flesh when a .50 cal bullet hits it going about 1,940 MPH? it explodes... on impact.. that's what will happen to Thors hammer first.. shatter it.. on impact.. then Thor will have even less abilities.. by FAR(considering Mjolnir has more abilities than Thor does and has been shattered before...) Thor really doesn't stand a very big chance.. lol even daddies hammer won't save him..

btw if you knew comic books.. you would know not being challenged during your fights at all bores the shit out of readers.. that's why they make it interesting..(Superman Vs Darkseid) lol also you forget to account that Superman is NEVER fully trying.. a full powered superman punch? has more power than a Supernova.. aka Solar System busting punches... lmfao hell at one point? Superman sneezes and takes down a damn Solar System(proof that Blackbolt is also a Superman Clone him sneezing would have similar fatal effects.. and supes can be really loud.. mentally and physically.. can even make his heart beat louder through his super muscle control.. lol)

Superman busting an AMPED Darkseid aka universally powerful..(equal to Infinity Gauntlet Thanos btw didn't he break Thor into millions of pieces?)

he has the strength to sever Atomic Bonds..
and flies around 187 Quintilian MPH.. ever see what happens to flesh when a .50 cal bullet hits it going about 1,940 MPH? it explodes... on impact.. that's what will happen to Thors hammer first.. shatter it.. on impact.. then Thor will have even less abilities.. by FAR(considering Mjolnir has more abilities than Thor does and has been shattered before...) Thor really doesn't stand a very big chance.. lol even daddies hammer won't save him..

btw if you knew comic books.. you would know not being challenged during your fights at all bores the shit out of readers.. that's why they make it interesting..(Superman Vs Darkseid) lol also you forget to account that Superman is NEVER fully trying.. a full powered superman punch? has more power than a Supernova.. aka Solar System busting punches... lmfao hell at one point? Superman sneezes and takes down a damn Solar System(proof that Blackbolt is also a Superman Clone him sneezing would have similar fatal effects.. and supes can be really loud.. mentally and physically.. can even make his heart beat louder through his super muscle control.. lol)
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ToasterboppetToasterMIGHT BE A RANT ok im surprised no body has mentioned superman. he fucking gets constant power absorption from the sun. healing factor, He spent 15 minutes inside the sun. when he resurfaced he was powerful enough to move planets, he can hear sounds billions of miles away see through anything, see at a sub atomic level, hear through the vacuum of space. He can even see your soul. Plenty of more power. His heat vision can even reach temperatures hotter than the sun. incinerate planets in a starring contest. vibrate his body fast enough to faze through attacks even turn invisible, by vibrating just about light speed he can use the infamous mass punch, which hits with the force of a super nova which explodes with the force of 10 arctillion mega tons. He has a super brain that could process information 1000s of times faster than a human. Once fought demons with wonder woman and Thor for 1000 years. learnt how to protect his mind from telepathic attacks. he obliterated an f5 tornado with a applause. held a mini black hole in his hand. He dragged the earth around. Also this time when someone hit him with 15 super novas to the face. which is equivalent to 15 suns exploding in his face. He`s main weakness is caring and trying to protect others. Remove all of those and watch out. He can patch up holes in reality with his own static electricity. he lifted 3 Quintilian tons. went from earth to the sun in 2 minutes he could survive from a super nova as powerful as 10 OCTILLION MT OF FORCE. I feel like im ranting at this point.

TLDR SUPER MAN IS OP AS FUCK AND NEEDS TO BE NERFED

My second favorite is frank Richards lol no explanation for that one.

My favorite villain is def thanos hands down
Why do you say Superman is OP when Doomsday killed him, Darkseid smacked him around in the newest Justice League: Origin story, martian manhunter is stronger than him and he has a plethora of villains that regularly provide him with a challenge? He even has two weaknesses, kryptonite and magic. He's really strong,(which a superhero like him should be) but nowhere close to OP.

please tell me you are joking. I can go on about why super man is the greatest of all time. He hasnt even reached his full potential, because of the mental barriers in his head. I LOLED SOO HARD when you said man hunter was stronger. super man took 15 super novas 2 the face and survived lifted 16 times the earths weight dfkm. doomsday only killed him because the sun wasn't up in day time doomsday would be destroyed. SUPERMAN IS OP if you cant see that you need to read closely and do some research baud

Why do you fanboy stay stuck on Doomsday beating Superman anyway? That's like a someone not letting Goku's lose to raditz go ever

Superman struggles because he is a damn idiot. I have seen this guy "fight" with with metallo like the shit was a struggle and then when someone is actually in real danger , he simply rips metallo in half and flies away to save someone. Its almost as if he fights down to someones level almost for entertainment purposes. If Batman had supermans powers no fight would last longer than maybe 10 seconds. Superman could have flown Doomsday into the sun at light speed if he wanted, but the jackass likes to fight. 

"superman doesn't kill he just bruises" -Batman
that's the main problem with sups and that's his weakness, take that all away and he is much stronger.

So wait, do you like superman because he's powerful? I'm confused - you said he needs to be nerfed. I never said he wasn't a good superhero, I just said that he wasn't neccesarily overpowered. He can be defeated by the likes of Darkseid, Despero, or even the flash and some other characters. I'm not saying he isn't insanely powerful, but he does need limitations to actually formulate a story.

Also, you can edit posts yo
dont have to post another every time you have a thought

[quote=Toaster][quote=boppet][quote=Toaster][b]MIGHT BE A RANT[/b] ok im surprised no body has mentioned superman. he fucking gets constant power absorption from the sun. healing factor, He spent 15 minutes inside the sun. when he resurfaced he was powerful enough to move planets, he can hear sounds billions of miles away see through anything, see at a sub atomic level, hear through the vacuum of space. He can even see your soul. Plenty of more power. His heat vision can even reach temperatures hotter than the sun. incinerate planets in a starring contest. vibrate his body fast enough to faze through attacks even turn invisible, by vibrating just about light speed he can use the infamous mass punch, which hits with the force of a super nova which explodes with the force of 10 arctillion mega tons. He has a super brain that could process information 1000s of times faster than a human. Once fought demons with wonder woman and Thor for 1000 years. learnt how to protect his mind from telepathic attacks. he obliterated an f5 tornado with a applause. held a mini black hole in his hand. He dragged the earth around. Also this time when someone hit him with 15 super novas to the face. which is equivalent to 15 suns exploding in his face. He`s main weakness is caring and trying to protect others. Remove all of those and watch out. He can patch up holes in reality with his own static electricity. he lifted 3 Quintilian tons. went from earth to the sun in 2 minutes he could survive from a super nova as powerful as 10 OCTILLION MT OF FORCE. I feel like im ranting at this point.


TLDR SUPER MAN IS OP AS FUCK AND NEEDS TO BE NERFED

My second favorite is frank Richards lol no explanation for that one.

My favorite villain is def thanos hands down[/quote]
Why do you say Superman is OP when Doomsday killed him, Darkseid smacked him around in the newest Justice League: Origin story, martian manhunter is stronger than him and he has a plethora of villains that regularly provide him with a challenge? He even has two weaknesses, kryptonite and magic. He's really strong,(which a superhero like him should be) but nowhere close to OP.[/quote]



please tell me you are joking. I can go on about why super man is the greatest of all time. He hasnt even reached his full potential, because of the mental barriers in his head. I LOLED SOO HARD when you said man hunter was stronger. super man took 15 super novas 2 the face and survived lifted 16 times the earths weight dfkm. doomsday only killed him because the sun wasn't up in day time doomsday would be destroyed. SUPERMAN IS OP if you cant see that you need to read closely and do some research baud

Why do you fanboy stay stuck on Doomsday beating Superman anyway? That's like a someone not letting Goku's lose to raditz go ever

Superman struggles because he is a damn idiot. I have seen this guy "fight" with with metallo like the shit was a struggle and then when someone is actually in real danger , he simply rips metallo in half and flies away to save someone. Its almost as if he fights down to someones level almost for entertainment purposes. If Batman had supermans powers no fight would last longer than maybe 10 seconds. Superman could have flown Doomsday into the sun at light speed if he wanted, but the jackass likes to fight. 

"superman doesn't kill he just bruises" -Batman
that's the main problem with sups and that's his weakness, take that all away and he is much stronger.[/quote]
So wait, do you like superman because he's powerful? I'm confused - you said he needs to be nerfed. I never said he wasn't a good superhero, I just said that he wasn't neccesarily overpowered. He can be defeated by the likes of Darkseid, Despero, or even the flash and some other characters. I'm not saying he isn't insanely powerful, but he does need limitations to actually formulate a story.

Also, you can edit posts yo
dont have to post another every time you have a thought
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superman is boring

superman is boring
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I thought the thread was for FAVORITE not most OP. Superman is boring as fuck in the depth department.

I thought the thread was for FAVORITE not most OP. Superman is boring as fuck in the depth department.
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boppetToasterboppetToasterMIGHT BE A RANT ok im surprised no body has mentioned superman. he fucking gets constant power absorption from the sun. healing factor, He spent 15 minutes inside the sun. when he resurfaced he was powerful enough to move planets, he can hear sounds billions of miles away see through anything, see at a sub atomic level, hear through the vacuum of space. He can even see your soul. Plenty of more power. His heat vision can even reach temperatures hotter than the sun. incinerate planets in a starring contest. vibrate his body fast enough to faze through attacks even turn invisible, by vibrating just about light speed he can use the infamous mass punch, which hits with the force of a super nova which explodes with the force of 10 arctillion mega tons. He has a super brain that could process information 1000s of times faster than a human. Once fought demons with wonder woman and Thor for 1000 years. learnt how to protect his mind from telepathic attacks. he obliterated an f5 tornado with a applause. held a mini black hole in his hand. He dragged the earth around. Also this time when someone hit him with 15 super novas to the face. which is equivalent to 15 suns exploding in his face. He`s main weakness is caring and trying to protect others. Remove all of those and watch out. He can patch up holes in reality with his own static electricity. he lifted 3 Quintilian tons. went from earth to the sun in 2 minutes he could survive from a super nova as powerful as 10 OCTILLION MT OF FORCE. I feel like im ranting at this point.

TLDR SUPER MAN IS OP AS FUCK AND NEEDS TO BE NERFED

My second favorite is frank Richards lol no explanation for that one.

My favorite villain is def thanos hands down
Why do you say Superman is OP when Doomsday killed him, Darkseid smacked him around in the newest Justice League: Origin story, martian manhunter is stronger than him and he has a plethora of villains that regularly provide him with a challenge? He even has two weaknesses, kryptonite and magic. He's really strong,(which a superhero like him should be) but nowhere close to OP.

please tell me you are joking. I can go on about why super man is the greatest of all time. He hasnt even reached his full potential, because of the mental barriers in his head. I LOLED SOO HARD when you said man hunter was stronger. super man took 15 super novas 2 the face and survived lifted 16 times the earths weight dfkm. doomsday only killed him because the sun wasn't up in day time doomsday would be destroyed. SUPERMAN IS OP if you cant see that you need to read closely and do some research baud

Why do you fanboy stay stuck on Doomsday beating Superman anyway? That's like a someone not letting Goku's lose to raditz go ever

Superman struggles because he is a damn idiot. I have seen this guy "fight" with with metallo like the shit was a struggle and then when someone is actually in real danger , he simply rips metallo in half and flies away to save someone. Its almost as if he fights down to someones level almost for entertainment purposes. If Batman had supermans powers no fight would last longer than maybe 10 seconds. Superman could have flown Doomsday into the sun at light speed if he wanted, but the jackass likes to fight. 

"superman doesn't kill he just bruises" -Batman
that's the main problem with sups and that's his weakness, take that all away and he is much stronger.
So wait, do you like superman because he's powerful? I'm confused - you said he needs to be nerfed. I never said he wasn't a good superhero, I just said that he wasn't neccesarily overpowered. He can be defeated by the likes of Darkseid, Despero, or even the flash and some other characters. I'm not saying he isn't insanely powerful, but he does need limitations to actually formulate a story.

Also, you can edit posts yo
dont have to post another every time you have a thought

Did you say flash can beat superman lol i will have you know superman beat flash in a foot race and darkseid can not even touch superman Superman busting an AMPED Darkseid aka universally powerful..(equal to Infinity Gauntlet Thanos) ALSO superman prime is a god so.

[quote=boppet][quote=Toaster][quote=boppet][quote=Toaster][b]MIGHT BE A RANT[/b] ok im surprised no body has mentioned superman. he fucking gets constant power absorption from the sun. healing factor, He spent 15 minutes inside the sun. when he resurfaced he was powerful enough to move planets, he can hear sounds billions of miles away see through anything, see at a sub atomic level, hear through the vacuum of space. He can even see your soul. Plenty of more power. His heat vision can even reach temperatures hotter than the sun. incinerate planets in a starring contest. vibrate his body fast enough to faze through attacks even turn invisible, by vibrating just about light speed he can use the infamous mass punch, which hits with the force of a super nova which explodes with the force of 10 arctillion mega tons. He has a super brain that could process information 1000s of times faster than a human. Once fought demons with wonder woman and Thor for 1000 years. learnt how to protect his mind from telepathic attacks. he obliterated an f5 tornado with a applause. held a mini black hole in his hand. He dragged the earth around. Also this time when someone hit him with 15 super novas to the face. which is equivalent to 15 suns exploding in his face. He`s main weakness is caring and trying to protect others. Remove all of those and watch out. He can patch up holes in reality with his own static electricity. he lifted 3 Quintilian tons. went from earth to the sun in 2 minutes he could survive from a super nova as powerful as 10 OCTILLION MT OF FORCE. I feel like im ranting at this point.


TLDR SUPER MAN IS OP AS FUCK AND NEEDS TO BE NERFED

My second favorite is frank Richards lol no explanation for that one.

My favorite villain is def thanos hands down[/quote]
Why do you say Superman is OP when Doomsday killed him, Darkseid smacked him around in the newest Justice League: Origin story, martian manhunter is stronger than him and he has a plethora of villains that regularly provide him with a challenge? He even has two weaknesses, kryptonite and magic. He's really strong,(which a superhero like him should be) but nowhere close to OP.[/quote]



please tell me you are joking. I can go on about why super man is the greatest of all time. He hasnt even reached his full potential, because of the mental barriers in his head. I LOLED SOO HARD when you said man hunter was stronger. super man took 15 super novas 2 the face and survived lifted 16 times the earths weight dfkm. doomsday only killed him because the sun wasn't up in day time doomsday would be destroyed. SUPERMAN IS OP if you cant see that you need to read closely and do some research baud

Why do you fanboy stay stuck on Doomsday beating Superman anyway? That's like a someone not letting Goku's lose to raditz go ever

Superman struggles because he is a damn idiot. I have seen this guy "fight" with with metallo like the shit was a struggle and then when someone is actually in real danger , he simply rips metallo in half and flies away to save someone. Its almost as if he fights down to someones level almost for entertainment purposes. If Batman had supermans powers no fight would last longer than maybe 10 seconds. Superman could have flown Doomsday into the sun at light speed if he wanted, but the jackass likes to fight. 

"superman doesn't kill he just bruises" -Batman
that's the main problem with sups and that's his weakness, take that all away and he is much stronger.[/quote]
So wait, do you like superman because he's powerful? I'm confused - you said he needs to be nerfed. I never said he wasn't a good superhero, I just said that he wasn't neccesarily overpowered. He can be defeated by the likes of Darkseid, Despero, or even the flash and some other characters. I'm not saying he isn't insanely powerful, but he does need limitations to actually formulate a story.

Also, you can edit posts yo
dont have to post another every time you have a thought[/quote]

Did you say flash can beat superman lol i will have you know superman beat flash in a foot race and darkseid can not even touch superman Superman busting an AMPED Darkseid aka universally powerful..(equal to Infinity Gauntlet Thanos) ALSO superman prime is a god so.
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my dad can beat up superman!

my dad can beat up superman!
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the flash is the most powerful superhero toaster you illiterate fuck

deal with it

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the flash is the most powerful superhero toaster you illiterate fuck

deal with it

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The Motherfucking Flash

Now, I don't know how many of you dogs of the scurviest sea read comics, but I do a big pile of comics. One thing that blows my mind is how completely insane the powers in the DC universe are. Look at Superman. This guy has more powers than French restaurants have ways to say "your taste in wine is atrocious". He has powers to do with every part of his body and then some. He forgets powers sometimes. He can shoot heat rays out of his eyes, frost breath from his mouth and red son radiation from his ass. He's that sort of crazy dude. All because he absorbs solar radiation.
Look at Batman. His power? The anti-power. Sure, he should be some tame, kung fun master of not much, but instead he's the hottest shit to ever shit on a plate. You got a power? He'll find your weakness and give you seizures or heart attacks. He'll light you on fire when you're sleeping or make you recharge your green lantern ring in the power outlet. Ten thousand volts of fuck you batman. That's Batman.

But the fucking Flash, my god, my FUCKING GOD, this man has the greatest powers of all. If Superman's powers are being sucked off by twin super models and batman coming home to discover your wife is not only bisexual but has two friends she wants you to 'get in on' then the Flash is an orgy with a thousand women who also want to pay your World of Warcraft billing. And click the mouse for you. This man is just that fucking hot. They have to power him down in the comics half the time just to keep him from doing everyone else's job.

Ok first off, he can travel at lightspeed. Mother fuck! Not only does he travel at lightspeed, but time slows down for him. So he feels like he's having a casual jog or reading the paper, meanwhile, his feet are moving so fast you can hear him coming from Montana while he's already gotten to Arizona. That's fucking fast. But wait! The ability to move at Lightspeed just isn't fucking enough!

I know! Christ this guy can punch you so many times in a second you've been hit five times in the cock and two times everywhere else. You think you're about to fight the Flash and then it hits you, for the last split second he's beaned your beanbags with more blows than you had sperm. But no, there's more!

The Flash can also vibrate through walls. Now last I heard, you can not move so fast you can vibrate through walls, so what actually happens is the Flash is so fast he can pick and choose the movement of his individual molecules and move them through other solid objects, phasing through solid matter like it ain't no thing. I mean you think a guy who runs at lightspeed would run into shit but no, the Flash just goes right through them. To top that with a cherry and some whipped cream (which the Flash made in like a millisecond, fucker) he can selectively choose to cause objects to be "okay" afterwards or FUCKING EXPLODE. That's right. He can run through you and make you blow up by transfering kinetic energy into you. Like Jesus. IT's bad enough you can't hit this guy, but he doesn't even have to punch you. Now your testicles have exploded and you're thinking you're about to hit him. Jesus? Just give it up. He's the fucking Flash.

Now imagine that somehow there's someone who can get around the Flash blowing your balls up secret ninja technique. Ok. He can also control the flow of energy between objects. This power makes no sense but basically he can throw a rock at you, and you think it's going slow and then he's like WHOOHOOO WIZARDLY FLASH POWERS and bam it's going at lightspeed. So he can throw seven million rocks at you in a second then make them all goes different speeds thus striking your nads with seven million rocks one after the other.

But wait! There's more! He can also take energy from the very power of speed and make clothes out of it. Yes. Flash makes his pants out of GOES FAST. The man is so fast he can make Flash pants that GOES FAST go right into. I don't even start to understand the physics of that but basically SPEED == REALLY TIGHT UNDERWEAR AND COOL LIGHTNING THINGIES OVER THE EAR. You would think this is the end of it but ok let's say Flash is fighting Superman and shit he's going to lose and FUCK how is Superman THIS fucking strong? I don't know he must be Superman fused with Batman into some sort of guy with tons of plans on how to punch you far harder than anyone else ok to end it off the Flash can GO BACK OR FORWARD IN TIME ON COMMAND.

How do you beat this dude? You're thinking you're hashing him good, laying down the beatdown, missing your balls and suddenly BAM YOUR MOM FELL DOWN THE STAIRS TWENTY YEARS AGO and there's a dent in your forehead and Superman not thunk so gud no more. Actually she didn't fall down the stairs the Flash put speed into them so they fell up her! Fuck you Flash! You moved the stairs to Soviet fucking russia! RUSH-A! Bitch.

Oh, and lastly his greatest power is he isn't fast in bed. He takes it slow and gets all the ladies with his superpowers then actually satisfies them in the sack. Who the Hell is this guy? You'd think he could AT LEAST be a premature ejaculator since his penis is moving at lightspeed but NOOOO he's even good in bed.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why Wolverine sucks cock and should go die in a freak greasefire.

The Motherfucking Flash

Now, I don't know how many of you dogs of the scurviest sea read comics, but I do a big pile of comics. One thing that blows my mind is how completely insane the powers in the DC universe are. Look at Superman. This guy has more powers than French restaurants have ways to say "your taste in wine is atrocious". He has powers to do with every part of his body and then some. He forgets powers sometimes. He can shoot heat rays out of his eyes, frost breath from his mouth and red son radiation from his ass. He's that sort of crazy dude. All because he absorbs solar radiation.
Look at Batman. His power? The anti-power. Sure, he should be some tame, kung fun master of not much, but instead he's the hottest shit to ever shit on a plate. You got a power? He'll find your weakness and give you seizures or heart attacks. He'll light you on fire when you're sleeping or make you recharge your green lantern ring in the power outlet. Ten thousand volts of fuck you batman. That's Batman.

But the fucking Flash, my god, my FUCKING GOD, this man has the greatest powers of all. If Superman's powers are being sucked off by twin super models and batman coming home to discover your wife is not only bisexual but has two friends she wants you to 'get in on' then the Flash is an orgy with a thousand women who also want to pay your World of Warcraft billing. And click the mouse for you. This man is just that fucking hot. They have to power him down in the comics half the time just to keep him from doing everyone else's job.

Ok first off, he can travel at lightspeed. Mother fuck! Not only does he travel at lightspeed, but time slows down for him. So he feels like he's having a casual jog or reading the paper, meanwhile, his feet are moving so fast you can hear him coming from Montana while he's already gotten to Arizona. That's fucking fast. But wait! The ability to move at Lightspeed just isn't fucking enough!

I know! Christ this guy can punch you so many times in a second you've been hit five times in the cock and two times everywhere else. You think you're about to fight the Flash and then it hits you, for the last split second he's beaned your beanbags with more blows than you had sperm. But no, there's more!

The Flash can also vibrate through walls. Now last I heard, you can not move so fast you can vibrate through walls, so what actually happens is the Flash is so fast he can pick and choose the movement of his individual molecules and move them through other solid objects, phasing through solid matter like it ain't no thing. I mean you think a guy who runs at lightspeed would run into shit but no, the Flash just goes right through them. To top that with a cherry and some whipped cream (which the Flash made in like a millisecond, fucker) he can selectively choose to cause objects to be "okay" afterwards or FUCKING EXPLODE. That's right. He can run through you and make you blow up by transfering kinetic energy into you. Like Jesus. IT's bad enough you can't hit this guy, but he doesn't even have to punch you. Now your testicles have exploded and you're thinking you're about to hit him. Jesus? Just give it up. He's the fucking Flash.

Now imagine that somehow there's someone who can get around the Flash blowing your balls up secret ninja technique. Ok. He can also control the flow of energy between objects. This power makes no sense but basically he can throw a rock at you, and you think it's going slow and then he's like WHOOHOOO WIZARDLY FLASH POWERS and bam it's going at lightspeed. So he can throw seven million rocks at you in a second then make them all goes different speeds thus striking your nads with seven million rocks one after the other.

But wait! There's more! He can also take energy from the very power of speed and make clothes out of it. Yes. Flash makes his pants out of GOES FAST. The man is so fast he can make Flash pants that GOES FAST go right into. I don't even start to understand the physics of that but basically SPEED == REALLY TIGHT UNDERWEAR AND COOL LIGHTNING THINGIES OVER THE EAR. You would think this is the end of it but ok let's say Flash is fighting Superman and shit he's going to lose and FUCK how is Superman THIS fucking strong? I don't know he must be Superman fused with Batman into some sort of guy with tons of plans on how to punch you far harder than anyone else ok to end it off the Flash can GO BACK OR FORWARD IN TIME ON COMMAND.

How do you beat this dude? You're thinking you're hashing him good, laying down the beatdown, missing your balls and suddenly BAM YOUR MOM FELL DOWN THE STAIRS TWENTY YEARS AGO and there's a dent in your forehead and Superman not thunk so gud no more. Actually she didn't fall down the stairs the Flash put speed into them so they fell up her! Fuck you Flash! You moved the stairs to Soviet fucking russia! RUSH-A! Bitch.

Oh, and lastly his greatest power is he isn't fast in bed. He takes it slow and gets all the ladies with his superpowers then actually satisfies them in the sack. Who the Hell is this guy? You'd think he could AT LEAST be a premature ejaculator since his penis is moving at lightspeed but NOOOO he's even good in bed.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why Wolverine sucks cock and should go die in a freak greasefire.
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#78
6 Frags +

owl you might have a thing for mr flash over here

owl you might have a thing for mr flash over here
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#79
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ARE YOU FUCKIGN KIDDING ME?? LOL
CLEARLY you do not know who the fuck is superman prime do research he learned from the fucking source could explode solar systems with a sneeze that means flash is dead u call me an illeterate fuck

ARE YOU FUCKIGN KIDDING ME?? LOL
CLEARLY you do not know who the fuck is superman prime do research he learned from the fucking source could explode solar systems with a sneeze that means flash is dead u call me an illeterate fuck
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wally west flash is the greatest thing to happen to comic books ever

wally west flash is the greatest thing to happen to comic books ever
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http://cdn.wikimg.net/strategywiki/images/9/94/SSBM_Portrait_Captain_Falcon.png

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Mr_Owlwally west flash is the greatest thing to happen to comic books ever

im done u clearly do not know and do not deny super man is the greatest

[quote=Mr_Owl]wally west flash is the greatest thing to happen to comic books ever[/quote]

im done u clearly do not know and do not deny super man is the greatest
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#83
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take note superman went soo fast that the world went back himself he is faster than flash.

take note superman went soo fast that the world went back himself he is faster than flash.
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#84
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holy shit toaster calm the fuck down

holy shit toaster calm the fuck down
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#85
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yo toaster this is why people dont like you

yo toaster this is why people dont like you
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ToasterDid you say flash can beat superman lol i will have you know superman beat flash in a foot race and darkseid can not even touch superman Superman busting an AMPED Darkseid aka universally powerful..(equal to Infinity Gauntlet Thanos) ALSO superman prime is a god so.

If superman defeated flash in a foot race either he wasn't trying or the comic wasn't canon. Also, how did superman beat a Darkseid who you is equal to infinity gauntlet Thanos? The infinity gauntlet grants omnipotence - Darkseid has never done that.
Superman Prime 1 Million is a god, but only because he was basking inside a star for centuries, which isn't relevant.

Mr_Owlwally west flash is the greatest thing to happen to comic books ever

From the DC wiki:

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It appears that the Flash may run at any speed that he thinks is possible. Wally West is by far one of the fastest beings on the planet, and is arguably one of the fastest beings to ever exist (Although the title of "Fastest Man" has been given back to Barry Allen in his return in "Final Crisis"). Theoretically, speeds greater than Mach 10, are dangerous to both the people and to the environment. This speed would still be the equivalent to approximately 2 miles per second, allowing him to cross the United States in about 23 minutes, or circle the world in about 3 hours, but the Speed Force has shown that if needed, Wally West can use it to prevent such effects from occurring, hence why he is able to run at speeds much faster than light on the planet Earth without it having devastating effects on the planet. He can also run across bodies of water and up the sides of buildings. Wally has shown that he can achieve practically any speed he wishes and that there are no limits to his speed. He has been able to casually move beyond the speed of thought, easily move so fast that even an attack moving at the speed of light seems to be standing still and at the same time scans the face of over five hundred thousand people for a specific expression in less than a picosecond. He is able to easily save and carry over half a million people 35 miles away from a Nuclear Warhead that had already detonated including the ones at ground zero in only 100 picoseconds, and even move so fast that he exists everywhere at once. He is able to casually reach speeds such as 500 times the speed of light. He has moved and ran so fast, that he was capable of outrunning and defeating death itself (the Black Flash) by outracing it to the end of time/space, past entropy, the next Big Bang and into the next Universe. His speed is so immeasurable that he has moved and reacted by the attosecond (an attosecond is one quintillionth of a second. To put this in perspective, one attosecond is to one second, what one second is to the age of the universe.), and has even reacted and calculated by the zeptosecond (Which is one trillionth of one billionth of one second.) and has other feats of speed that are immeasurable.

He's probably the fastest character ever created in any type of fiction.

[quote=Toaster]
Did you say flash can beat superman lol i will have you know superman beat flash in a foot race and darkseid can not even touch superman Superman busting an AMPED Darkseid aka universally powerful..(equal to Infinity Gauntlet Thanos) ALSO superman prime is a god so.[/quote]

If superman defeated flash in a foot race either he wasn't trying or the comic wasn't canon. Also, how did superman beat a Darkseid who you is equal to infinity gauntlet Thanos? The infinity gauntlet grants omnipotence - Darkseid has never done that.
Superman Prime 1 Million is a god, but only because he was basking inside a star for centuries, which isn't relevant.

[quote=Mr_Owl]wally west flash is the greatest thing to happen to comic books ever[/quote]
From the DC wiki:

[spoiler] It appears that the Flash may run at any speed that he thinks is possible. Wally West is by far one of the fastest beings on the planet, and is arguably one of the fastest beings to ever exist (Although the title of "Fastest Man" has been given back to Barry Allen in his return in "Final Crisis"). Theoretically, speeds greater than Mach 10, are dangerous to both the people and to the environment. This speed would still be the equivalent to approximately 2 miles per second, allowing him to cross the United States in about 23 minutes, or circle the world in about 3 hours, but the Speed Force has shown that if needed, Wally West can use it to prevent such effects from occurring, hence why he is able to run at speeds much faster than light on the planet Earth without it having devastating effects on the planet. He can also run across bodies of water and up the sides of buildings. Wally has shown that he can achieve practically any speed he wishes and that there are no limits to his speed. He has been able to casually move beyond the speed of thought, easily move so fast that even an attack moving at the speed of light seems to be standing still and at the same time scans the face of over five hundred thousand people for a specific expression in less than a picosecond. He is able to easily save and carry over half a million people 35 miles away from a Nuclear Warhead that had already detonated including the ones at ground zero in only 100 picoseconds, and even move so fast that he exists everywhere at once. He is able to casually reach speeds such as 500 times the speed of light. He has moved and ran so fast, that he was capable of outrunning and defeating death itself (the Black Flash) by outracing it to the end of time/space, past entropy, the next Big Bang and into the next Universe. His speed is so immeasurable that he has moved and reacted by the attosecond (an attosecond is one quintillionth of a second. To put this in perspective, one attosecond is to one second, what one second is to the age of the universe.), and has even reacted and calculated by the zeptosecond (Which is one trillionth of one billionth of one second.) and has other feats of speed that are immeasurable.[/spoiler]
He's probably the fastest character ever created in any type of fiction.
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I am just trying to prove why superman is the greatest im calm just flattered with some peoples bullshit

I am just trying to prove why superman is the greatest im calm just flattered with some peoples bullshit
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#88
7 Frags +
im calm just flattered with some peoples bullshit

what the fuck are you babbling about

[quote]im calm just flattered with some peoples bullshit[/quote]

what the fuck are you babbling about
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#89
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Beyonder has both them beat.

Beyonder has both them beat.
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that is right and the one above all has all of them beat. Also beyonder against superman prime 1 million would be interesting. I would lean towards beyonder though

that is right and the one above all has all of them beat. Also beyonder against superman prime 1 million would be interesting. I would lean towards beyonder though
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