Found a bullet proof vest and shot at it

#31

unknownuser123

9 Frags – +

Never let stultus babysit your kids.

#32

dMenace

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http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-y1CoMnshY3I/UYF6uDdTKuI/AAAAAAAAMn8/mDGjw1v4ffo/s1600/are+you+fucking+retarded.gif

[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-y1CoMnshY3I/UYF6uDdTKuI/AAAAAAAAMn8/mDGjw1v4ffo/s1600/are+you+fucking+retarded.gif[/img]

#33

Grim

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What's next, pulling a crossbow out of your ass and shooting him with that too? If this is serious, what were you thinking?

#34

dflame

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This is the stupidest thing I have ever "heard". Why would you think that would be a good idea. What if that wasn't actually a bullet proof vest. What if you missed and killed your brother? I'm pretty stupid but holy shit dude... whats wrong with you stultus.

#35

JohnMilter

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anyone who thinks this thread is at all real had ought not breed.

#36

LKincheloe

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So, let me get this straight. You play a game, where you shoot projectiles at other players which have the capability of blasting them into tiny bits. And you don't have even the foggiest notion of how much power a gun in real life has?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly4wxiPIJn1r5ttulo1_400.gif

All you had to do was ask, I once was a shooting sports instructor. Even though common sense coulda told ya what you did was a bad idea...

So, let me get this straight. You play a game, where you shoot projectiles at other players which have the capability of blasting them into tiny bits. And you don't have even the foggiest notion of how much power a gun in real life has?

[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly4wxiPIJn1r5ttulo1_400.gif[/img]

All you had to do was ask, I once was a shooting sports instructor. Even though common sense coulda told ya what you did was a bad idea...

#37

zigzter

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dflameI'm pretty stupid

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/6455086/sc2/4OHxC.gif

[quote=dflame]I'm pretty stupid[/quote]
[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/6455086/sc2/4OHxC.gif[/img]

#38

32hz

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all these gifs am i on tumblr

#39

vile

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GUYS, IT'S A FUCKIN COPYPASTA. I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/627104/crazy-pills-o.gif

GUYS, IT'S A FUCKIN COPYPASTA. I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS

[img]http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/627104/crazy-pills-o.gif[/img]

#40

downpour

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JohnMilteranyone who thinks this thread is at all real had ought not breed.

doesnt change the fact that its not funny and really irresponsible

[quote=JohnMilter]anyone who thinks this thread is at all real had ought not breed.[/quote]
doesnt change the fact that its not funny and really irresponsible

#41

Bubba

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i dont know why you would ever do that. be happy he isnt dead or seriously hurt...

#42

meb

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LKincheloeSo, let me get this straight. You play a game, where you shoot projectiles at other players which have the capability of blasting them into tiny bits. And you don't have even the foggiest notion of how much power a gun in real life has?

enough power 2 take advantage of the knockback like jokes on him if he shoots a rocket @ my feet cause im trained rote to tank that shit and surf away to my medic aka my mom cut me up some watermolen and made bean salad cause i was down hp and hungry do watch out for hitscan tho

[quote=LKincheloe]So, let me get this straight. You play a game, where you shoot projectiles at other players which have the capability of blasting them into tiny bits. And you don't have even the foggiest notion of how much power a gun in real life has?[/quote]
enough power 2 take advantage of the knockback like jokes on him if he shoots a rocket @ my feet cause im trained rote to tank that shit and surf away to my medic aka my mom cut me up some watermolen and made bean salad cause i was down hp and hungry do watch out for hitscan tho

#43

truktruk

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http://puu.sh/3HWCZ.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL9TeuaEhUg

[img]http://puu.sh/3HWCZ.jpg[/img]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL9TeuaEhUg

#44

cabin

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dflameThis is the stupidest thing I have ever "heard". I'm pretty stupid.

I think the word you're looking for is read.

[quote=dflame]This is the stupidest thing I have ever "heard". I'm pretty stupid. [/quote]

I think the word you're looking for is read.

#45

kev

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YOU HAVE BEEN CAUGHT BY THE GATOR
OF DOOM! POST THIS IN 5 THREADS OR GET GATORED!!!!

#46

obe_

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Wait, hold up. You're telling me that stultus, who hasn't posted a serious thread since the very inception of tf.tv, posted a joke thread, and people of our extremely small community took it seriously.

C'mon.

Wait, hold up. You're telling me that stultus, who hasn't posted a serious thread since the very inception of tf.tv, posted a joke thread, and people of our extremely small community took it seriously.

C'mon.

#47

2c

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y has he been able to troll and have it still work for 2 years now what is his secret

#48

Sparrow

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Things I learned about the competitive tf2 community's sense of humor:

Jokes involving not understanding basic social interactions - 10/10 Hilarious would read again.

Jokes involving borderline stalking women - 10/10 Hilarious please write more.

Jokes involving social awkwardness especially in relation to romantic relationships - 10/10 Too funny for words.

Jokes where the narrator embodies an especially nerdy or socially inept persona - 10/10 All aboard the humor train leaving giggle station for funny town.

Jokes involving not understanding basic gun safety - 0/10 Not funny and very irresponsible.

Things I learned about the competitive tf2 community's sense of humor:

Jokes involving not understanding basic social interactions - 10/10 Hilarious would read again.

Jokes involving borderline stalking women - 10/10 Hilarious please write more.

Jokes involving social awkwardness especially in relation to romantic relationships - 10/10 Too funny for words.

Jokes where the narrator embodies an especially nerdy or socially inept persona - 10/10 All aboard the humor train leaving giggle station for funny town.

Jokes involving not understanding basic gun safety - 0/10 Not funny and very irresponsible.

#49

slide

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klananahttp://i.imgur.com/0BrXl.jpg

[quote=klanana][img]http://i.imgur.com/0BrXl.jpg[/img][/quote]

#50

Conrad

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http://i.imgur.com/1cPt8sH.jpg

[img]http://i.imgur.com/1cPt8sH.jpg[/img]

#51

kirby

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this thread makes me mad :(

#52

2sy_morphiend

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I keep wondering every time one of these threads crops up whether everyone here is retarded because they seem to continue taking these threads seriously

On the other hand, the threads were kind of funny a year ago when it was about being awkward and now there's just no punch-line so either this has evolved into some avant-garde bullshit where the real punch-line is the idiots in the thread taking it seriously or the lack of one.

I keep wondering every time one of these threads crops up whether everyone here is retarded because they seem to continue taking these threads seriously

On the other hand, the threads were kind of funny a year ago when it was about being awkward and now there's just no punch-line so either this has evolved into some avant-garde bullshit where the real punch-line is the idiots in the thread taking it seriously or the lack of one.

#53

defy

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kirbythis thread makes me mad :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxqm6htwcwk

[quote=kirby]this thread makes me mad :([/quote]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxqm6htwcwk[/youtube]

#54

Abramelin

1 Frags – +

i know this thread is bullshit but the responsible firearm owner in me still got mad 7/10

#55

m4risa

1 Frags – +

bullets can still cause broken ribs through vests, especially from being fired at so closely

i hope this isn't a troll

either way if it is, it's pretty bad

bullets can still cause broken ribs through vests, especially from being fired at so closely

i hope this isn't a troll

either way if it is, it's pretty bad

#56

boppet

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my jimmies were rustled 2/10

#57

Ramble_On

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2sy_morphiendI keep wondering every time one of these threads crops up whether everyone here is retarded because they seem to continue taking these threads seriously

On the other hand, the threads were kind of funny a year ago when it was about being awkward and now there's just no punch-line so either this has evolved into some avant-garde bullshit where the real punch-line is the idiots in the thread taking it seriously or the lack of one.

I think the joke is the idiots who take it seriously.

Ramble_Onstultus wtf

^

[quote=2sy_morphiend]I keep wondering every time one of these threads crops up whether everyone here is retarded because they seem to continue taking these threads seriously

On the other hand, the threads were kind of funny a year ago when it was about being awkward and now there's just no punch-line so either this has evolved into some avant-garde bullshit where the real punch-line is the idiots in the thread taking it seriously or the lack of one.[/quote]
I think the joke is the idiots who take it seriously.
[quote=Ramble_On]stultus wtf[/quote]
^

#58

PUFF

1 Frags – +

you make me wanna leave the one im with

#59

crespi

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SparrowJokes involving not understanding basic social interactions - 10/10 Hilarious would read again.

Jokes involving borderline stalking women - 10/10 Hilarious please write more.

Jokes involving social awkwardness especially in relation to romantic relationships - 10/10 Too funny for words.

Jokes where the narrator embodies an especially nerdy or socially inept persona - 10/10 All aboard the humor train leaving giggle station for funny town.

I know I'm going to get shit for this but I feel compelled to say that I just never understood how any of that stuff is honestly that funny. :/

[quote=Sparrow]
Jokes involving not understanding basic social interactions - 10/10 Hilarious would read again.

Jokes involving borderline stalking women - 10/10 Hilarious please write more.

Jokes involving social awkwardness especially in relation to romantic relationships - 10/10 Too funny for words.

Jokes where the narrator embodies an especially nerdy or socially inept persona - 10/10 All aboard the humor train leaving giggle station for funny town.

[/quote]

I know I'm going to get shit for this but I feel compelled to say that I just never understood how any of that stuff is honestly [i]that[/i] funny. :/

#60

thrasher

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If this really happened and you aren't trolling then you are a goddamn moron.