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how to get a jewish girlfriend
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bruh no offense to mustardoverlord and the other jews of tftv but jewish girls can fucking get it
how can a brotha acquire these kosher goods? stultus still around?

bruh no offense to mustardoverlord and the other jews of tftv but jewish girls can fucking get it
how can a brotha acquire these kosher goods? stultus still around?
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I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds.

I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds.
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#3
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jimmij-snip-

listen I know this thread looks like a shitpost but I'm serious and I think you should be too, man

[quote=jimmij]-snip-[/quote]
listen I know this thread looks like a shitpost but I'm serious and I think you should be too, man
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#4
26 Frags +

lmao goyim you are not one of gods chosen people go toil with some pornography like a good boy

lmao goyim you are not one of gods chosen people go toil with some pornography like a good boy
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#5
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dumpster

dumpster
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#6
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I'm compromising my safety by sharing this highly sensitive information, but I can tell you're desperate.

1. talk to them
2. if it's going well, ask them out

If anyone needs me, I'll be hiding from the jewish cabal.

I'm compromising my safety by sharing this highly sensitive information, but I can tell you're desperate.

1. talk to them
2. if it's going well, ask them out

If anyone needs me, I'll be hiding from the jewish cabal.
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#7
3 Frags +

damn bro jewish sex be kosher as fuck

damn bro jewish sex be kosher as fuck
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#8
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is she ashkenazi or sephardic

is she ashkenazi or sephardic
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#9
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PhraktureI'm compromising my safety by sharing this highly sensitive information, but I can tell you're desperate.

1. talk to them
2. if it's going well, ask them out

If anyone needs me, I'll be hiding from the jewish cabal.

I'll try bro, thanks

demerolis she ashkenazi or sephardic

I'll ask...

[quote=Phrakture]I'm compromising my safety by sharing this highly sensitive information, but I can tell you're desperate.

1. talk to them
2. if it's going well, ask them out

If anyone needs me, I'll be hiding from the jewish cabal.[/quote]
I'll try bro, thanks
[quote=demerol]is she ashkenazi or sephardic[/quote]
I'll ask...
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#10
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I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds.

I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds.
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#11
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Come to Bergen County, New Jersey; we make some great fucking bagels and pizza(only because were 30 to 45 minutes away from the bridge). There is also a decent sizable population of these so called "kosher goods" around these parts.

Come to Bergen County, New Jersey; we make some great fucking bagels and pizza(only because were 30 to 45 minutes away from the bridge). There is also a decent sizable population of these so called "kosher goods" around these parts.
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#12
7 Frags +
murkscribeCome to Bergen County, New Jersey; we make some great fucking bagels and pizza(only because were 30 to 45 minutes away from the bridge). There is also a decent sizable population of these so called "kosher goods" around these parts.

pick me up im outside

[quote=murkscribe]Come to Bergen County, New Jersey; we make some great fucking bagels and pizza(only because were 30 to 45 minutes away from the bridge). There is also a decent sizable population of these so called "kosher goods" around these parts.[/quote]
pick me up im outside
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#13
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demerolis she ashkenazi or sephardic

aight i asked bro shes ashkenazi what does that mean
i think ed witten is ashkenazi, he's my favorite physicist

[quote=demerol]is she ashkenazi or sephardic[/quote]
aight i asked bro shes ashkenazi what does that mean
i think ed witten is ashkenazi, he's my favorite physicist
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#14
11 Frags +

LOOOOOL *inhales* These Gentiles Be Trippin Trippin My Kippah

LOOOOOL *inhales* These Gentiles Be Trippin Trippin My Kippah
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#15
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one jew asks the other "how's business?"
the other jew says "great!"

one jew asks the other "how's business?"
the other jew says "great!"
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#16
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sniffdemerolis she ashkenazi or sephardicaight i asked bro shes ashkenazi what does that mean
i think ed witten is ashkenazi, he's my favorite physicist

Ashkenazi means she's from relatively recent European (mostly eastern) heritage. Ashkenazi is pretty much the "White People" of the Jewish community but toned down.
How religious is she? that also changes the way you need to hit on her?

[quote=sniff][quote=demerol]is she ashkenazi or sephardic[/quote]
aight i asked bro shes ashkenazi what does that mean
i think ed witten is ashkenazi, he's my favorite physicist[/quote]
Ashkenazi means she's from relatively recent European (mostly eastern) heritage. Ashkenazi is pretty much the "White People" of the Jewish community but toned down.
How religious is she? that also changes the way you need to hit on her?
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#17
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hes trying to what...? hes trying to get some meatin on a jewish lady? he's doing whaaaaaat?

hes trying to what...? hes trying to get some meatin on a jewish lady? he's doing whaaaaaat?
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#18
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whats a girlfriend

whats a girlfriend
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#19
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U never watch goodfellas? Make sure u arent wearing a cross necklace around her family...

U never watch goodfellas? Make sure u arent wearing a cross necklace around her family...
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#20
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dirty gopnik lover

dirty gopnik lover
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#21
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Depends if she is a zionist or not. Find out and proceed only then. Anti-zionists and zionist jews are two completely different types of people.

Depends if she is a zionist or not. Find out and proceed only then. Anti-zionists and zionist jews are two completely different types of people.
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#22
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Why the fuck is my thread in the dumpster when it's an off-topic discussion. You literally can't talk about shit these days without it being dumpstered. And I thought mana was a fucking shitforbrains.

Asi_PasasiHow religious is she?

idk but she knows how to turn up

Doom1Depends if she is a zionist or not. Find out and proceed only then. Anti-zionists and zionist jews are two completely different types of people.

I'll ask

Why the fuck is my thread in the dumpster when it's an off-topic discussion. You literally can't talk about shit these days without it being dumpstered. And I thought mana was a fucking shitforbrains.
[quote=Asi_Pasasi]How religious is she?[/quote]
idk but she knows how to turn up
[quote=Doom1]Depends if she is a zionist or not. Find out and proceed only then. Anti-zionists and zionist jews are two completely different types of people.[/quote]
I'll ask
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#23
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desecrate her village and burn her childhood home to the ground

desecrate her village and burn her childhood home to the ground
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cp_granary_pro
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i hear phlps has a sister

https://i.imgur.com/YXSpGGI.jpg

i hear phlps has a sister [img]https://i.imgur.com/YXSpGGI.jpg[/img]
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#25
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yoooooo
mr. seniorsoda sir... can I get ms. seniorsoda's ig...?

yoooooo
mr. seniorsoda sir... can I get ms. seniorsoda's ig...?
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#26
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https://i.imgur.com/amMGJMN.png

https://i.imgur.com/amMGJMN.png
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#27
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yooo im boutta part the red sea tonight if you pick up what im puttin down

yooo im boutta part the red sea tonight if you pick up what im puttin down
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#28
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aha... success....

aha... success....
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