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Introducing the 2019 Ford Gaming S31
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Recurse
April 29, 2019

ESEA SEASON 31, APRIL 29 2019 — For over 115 years, Ford vehicles have stood for strength, resilience, and durability. Ford is a brand Americans trust, the pinnacle of hardy American engineering might. Today, fresh off the production line, Ford Gaming has been manufactured to bring Ford toughness to the maw of ESEA Invite.

sandblast, Pocket Scout

We dream to go far as a team and it should be easy with a simple 23 gallon tank and a V-8 engine.

It's powered by a newly designed 6-cylinder engine built upon sandblast and trippa, the remaining players from the last season of Hell's Kitchen. In particular, the Soldier roles have been engineered to accommodate the shotgun of sighguy, who is returning to Soldier after last playing Demoman for Meat Market last season. They are joined by yosh, which combined with trippa now on the flank, allows the new Ford Gaming to handle all the tough tasks you can throw at it.

Finally, the roster is powered by a core that promises peak efficiency, featuring machine learning bear technology that promises to never* drop an uber accompanied by the beloved Jarrett feature taken from the former Velocity eSports.

bear, Medic

The Ford F-150 makes tough tasks look easy, whether it’s working on the job or heading out on a weekend of recreation. F-150 outperforms every other truck in its class when hauling cargo in the bed or towing a trailer. No wonder the competition is always in a scramble to follow the leader.

The new Ford Gaming will debut tonight to the North American market with:

  • Scout: sandblast
  • Scout: yosh
  • Roamer: trippa
  • Pocket: sighguy
  • Demoman: Jarrett
  • Medic: bear

*Actual Medic may not perform as advertised

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#1
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sandblast ubers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGJKeESLBpQ

sandblast ubers

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGJKeESLBpQ[/youtube]
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https://i.imgur.com/31ARbP4.jpg

[img]https://i.imgur.com/31ARbP4.jpg[/img]
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yoshhttps://i.imgur.com/31ARbP4.jpg

This is brilliant

[quote=yosh][img]https://i.imgur.com/31ARbP4.jpg[/img][/quote]
This is brilliant
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yoshhttps://i.imgur.com/31ARbP4.jpg

glad to see sablenast is the one driving this vehicle . . .

[quote=yosh][img]https://i.imgur.com/31ARbP4.jpg[/img][/quote]
glad to see sablenast is the one driving this vehicle . . .
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#5
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This is now my favorite article to ever be written.

This is now my favorite article to ever be written.
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#6
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teams sponsored by ford, and they say tf2 is a dead esport

teams sponsored by ford, and they say tf2 is a dead esport
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#7
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that's all fun and good but where is the mix^ roster

that's all fun and good but where is the mix^ roster
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sandblast, Pocket Scout

We dream to go far as a team and it should be easy with a simple 23 gallon tank and a V-8 engine
It's powered by a newly designed 6-cylinder engine

hol up

[quote] sandblast, Pocket Scout

We dream to go far as a team and it should be easy with a simple 23 gallon tank and a [b]V-8 engine[/b] [/quote]

[quote]It's powered by a newly designed [b]6-cylinder engine[/b] [/quote]

hol up
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#9
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Speisz sandblast, Pocket Scout

We dream to go far as a team and it should be easy with a simple 23 gallon tank and a V-8 engine
It's powered by a newly designed 6-cylinder engine
hol up

new double engine pickup. the boys at ford really outdid themselves this time

[quote=Speisz][quote] sandblast, Pocket Scout

We dream to go far as a team and it should be easy with a simple 23 gallon tank and a [b]V-8 engine[/b] [/quote]

[quote]It's powered by a newly designed [b]6-cylinder engine[/b] [/quote]

hol up[/quote]
new double engine pickup. the boys at ford really outdid themselves this time
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#10
4 Frags +

As my grandfather used to say...

Fix
Or
Repair
Daily

Hopefully this Ford can avoid my grandfather's saying.

As my grandfather used to say...

Fix
Or
Repair
Daily

Hopefully this Ford can avoid my grandfather's saying.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vgw2V9YavKg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vgw2V9YavKg
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MenachemSpeisz sandblast, Pocket Scout

We dream to go far as a team and it should be easy with a simple 23 gallon tank and a V-8 engine
It's powered by a newly designed 6-cylinder engine
hol up
new double engine pickup. the boys at ford really outdid themselves this time

ah yes, the two engine twice as fast principle

[quote=Menachem][quote=Speisz][quote] sandblast, Pocket Scout

We dream to go far as a team and it should be easy with a simple 23 gallon tank and a [b]V-8 engine[/b] [/quote]

[quote]It's powered by a newly designed [b]6-cylinder engine[/b] [/quote]

hol up[/quote]
new double engine pickup. the boys at ford really outdid themselves this time[/quote]
ah yes, the two engine twice as fast principle
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The 2019 Ford (My Gaming) Edge

The 2019 Ford (My Gaming) Edge
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#14
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Wow, ford sponsorship. Really big news for tf2

:>

Wow, ford sponsorship. Really big news for tf2

:>
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sandblast trying to drive
sigh riding 'shotgun'
yosh sniping in the back
trip along for the ride in his Crocs With Socks TM
bear and jarrett backseat driving

i see what you have done here

sandblast trying to drive
sigh riding 'shotgun'
yosh sniping in the back
trip along for the ride in his Crocs With Socks TM
bear and jarrett backseat driving

i see what you have done here
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#16
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Recurse writes these during scrims.

Recurse writes these during scrims.
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yo wtf

yo wtf
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#18
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https://sitejerk.com/images/kkona-png-3.png

TRUCK

https://sitejerk.com/images/kkona-png-3.png

TRUCK
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/469742130349342721/573017643171315722/2zvavr.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/469742130349342721/573017643171315722/2zvavr.jpg
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#20
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Too bad The Chevy Silverado is a better truck than the F-150

Too bad The Chevy Silverado is a better truck than the F-150
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nillocThe 2019 Ford (My Gaming) Edge

I thought it was funny

[quote=nilloc]The 2019 Ford (My Gaming) Edge[/quote]
I thought it was funny
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#22
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sandblast ubers be like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQFMp-sEZk0

sandblast ubers be like

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQFMp-sEZk0[/youtube]
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*Actual Medic may not perform as advertised

this article is so good LOL

*Actual Medic may not perform as advertised

this article is so good LOL
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11:11 PM - Waldo: Are You Ready To Win?
11:12 PM - Cronjington Magoo: The Ford F-150 makes tough tasks look easy, whether it’s working on the job or heading out on a weekend of recreation. F-150 outperforms every other truck in its class when hauling cargo in the bed or towing a trailer.* No wonder the competition is always in a scramble to follow the leader.

11:11 PM - Waldo: Are You Ready To Win?
11:12 PM - Cronjington Magoo: The Ford F-150 makes tough tasks look easy, whether it’s working on the job or heading out on a weekend of recreation. F-150 outperforms every other truck in its class when hauling cargo in the bed or towing a trailer.* No wonder the competition is always in a scramble to follow the leader.
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