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Strangest Thing You’ve Ever Seen
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#1
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Today I saw an old guy diving in a money fountain, searching for coins. He was wearng a diaper, fippers and a snorkel...had me shook

Today I saw an old guy diving in a money fountain, searching for coins. He was wearng a diaper, fippers and a snorkel...had me shook
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#2
19 Frags +

dude fucking a mcchicken

dude fucking a mcchicken
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#3
7 Frags +

Once on the Toronto yellow line at around 8pm someone boarded wearing a large coat, a fisherman's hat, and a porcelain painted mask. The mask was white with little flowers on it (and was a little weathered). Could not see their eyes in the mask, just dark holes. They had a straggly, straw-like beard poking out from openings in, around, and under the mask. This person also kept "looking" around - essentially just slowly turning their head different ways. I imagine there was some delight taken in freaking passengers out. Two girls sitting near me exchanged a "fuck this" look and exited the car.

A good portion of the strange things I've seen have been on the Toronto subway, come to think of it. Anyway, this is kinda what the mask looked like:

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/8TIAAOSw~iRZpZYy/s-l300.jpg

Once on the Toronto yellow line at around 8pm someone boarded wearing a large coat, a fisherman's hat, and a porcelain painted mask. The mask was white with little flowers on it (and was a little weathered). Could not see their eyes in the mask, just dark holes. They had a straggly, straw-like beard poking out from openings in, around, and under the mask. This person also kept "looking" around - essentially just slowly turning their head different ways. I imagine there was some delight taken in freaking passengers out. Two girls sitting near me exchanged a "fuck this" look and exited the car.

A good portion of the strange things I've seen have been on the Toronto subway, come to think of it. Anyway, this is kinda what the mask looked like:

[img] https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/8TIAAOSw~iRZpZYy/s-l300.jpg [/img]
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#4
8 Frags +

i love living in toronto but yeah on the subway you meet some crazy people. last summer my family from calgary came to visit us for two weeks and we took the subway everywhere. on our way home one day this old polish dude (he said he was polish) drunk out of his mind started ranting at my cousin next to him about how much he fucking hates immigrants, not realizing that he was more of an immigrant than we were (all born here).

Another time me and my brother went to go get fried chicken at 3am at this super sketchy place and there was this insane guy in the store with a fucking bag of money like in the cartoons. literally lugging around a bag of money with a $ sticker on it. he had to have had like 30 dollars in change cuz that shit was so loud when he would move. he stood next to the drink machine for 15 minutes taking a sip of each flavour and loudly smacking his lips and going ahhhhhh. never been more scared for my life but the food was pretty good

i love living in toronto but yeah on the subway you meet some crazy people. last summer my family from calgary came to visit us for two weeks and we took the subway everywhere. on our way home one day this old polish dude (he said he was polish) drunk out of his mind started ranting at my cousin next to him about how much he fucking hates immigrants, not realizing that he was more of an immigrant than we were (all born here).

Another time me and my brother went to go get fried chicken at 3am at this super sketchy place and there was this insane guy in the store with a fucking bag of money like in the cartoons. literally lugging around a bag of money with a $ sticker on it. he had to have had like 30 dollars in change cuz that shit was so loud when he would move. he stood next to the drink machine for 15 minutes taking a sip of each flavour and loudly smacking his lips and going ahhhhhh. never been more scared for my life but the food was pretty good
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#5
5 Frags +

Saw a drive by from a cross the street. When the car was leaving the strip mall they hit someone with the car, was one of the weirdest summer nights that still has me shook.

Saw a drive by from a cross the street. When the car was leaving the strip mall they hit someone with the car, was one of the weirdest summer nights that still has me shook.
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#6
6 Frags +

I saw a man die 55 times in a row to the same boss, going mad as to put on the Star Wars soundtrack.
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/411664220

I saw a man die 55 times in a row to the same boss, going mad as to put on the Star Wars soundtrack.
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/411664220
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#7
28 Frags +

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/975501567137094881/6F64EFB682586310FF03CDE646FC7A93221A7D9C/

HOW

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/975501567137094881/6F64EFB682586310FF03CDE646FC7A93221A7D9C/

HOW
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#8
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#3 and #4 you haven't fully experienced toronto subway until you get chased by homeless people with hockey sticks at 1am

#3 and #4 you haven't fully experienced toronto subway until you get chased by homeless people with hockey sticks at 1am
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#9
9 Frags +

Yep trains have a lot of weird people..oveheard this dude the other day talking to his mate over the phone about how his mum had to get an abortion because he fucked her and she fell pregnant

Yep trains have a lot of weird people..oveheard this dude the other day talking to his mate over the phone about how his mum had to get an abortion because he fucked her and she fell pregnant
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#10
2 Frags +

The people at i61, mostly Cs players

The people at i61, mostly Cs players
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#11
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andrew-https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/975501567137094881/6F64EFB682586310FF03CDE646FC7A93221A7D9C/

HOW

Watch last Delfy's video

[quote=andrew-]https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/975501567137094881/6F64EFB682586310FF03CDE646FC7A93221A7D9C/

HOW[/quote]
Watch last Delfy's video
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#12
5 Frags +

mentally disabled scrawny dude in his 50s who had the body of an alcoholic drug user walked into my uni's classroom going "...Freshmen..." and sat next down next to a girl and went "you look like my girlfriend" only to turn to another girl who looked completely different and repeat "you look like my girlfriend", doing all sorts of noises and shit, casually remove all his books (which were 9th grade level books) and then wrote on a obviously stolen piece of paper that had a photo of a car which read "FOR SALE" and then wrote there with what I describe as "Hieroglifs" using a whiteboard marker.

I would be lying if I said this was the last time we saw him and I would also be lying that it did not get wierder

mentally disabled scrawny dude in his 50s who had the body of an alcoholic drug user walked into my uni's classroom going "...Freshmen..." and sat next down next to a girl and went "you look like my girlfriend" only to turn to another girl who looked completely different and repeat "you look like my girlfriend", doing all sorts of noises and shit, casually remove all his books (which were 9th grade level books) and then wrote on a obviously stolen piece of paper that had a photo of a car which read "FOR SALE" and then wrote there with what I describe as "Hieroglifs" using a whiteboard marker.

I would be lying if I said this was the last time we saw him and I would also be lying that it did not get wierder
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#13
16 Frags +

so when i lived in new orleans i went to florida with some friends for spring break, near navarre beach to be exact. we brought the jet skis out and it was a pretty good time if you can get over the constant swamp ass of florida. towards the end of the trip on one of the days my friend and i decided to go out a couple miles and hit waves. we get out there and the waves are big so we're having fun then out of the corner of my eye i see something bright blue for a second before a wave blocks my view and it looks like a fuckin person. my first instinct is to haul ass to it but to hit the waves diagonally so im not launching like 7 ft in the air and landing on this person. after like 5 minutes of going over waves and my boy having no idea why tf we're going this far out i see the dude. its legit a fuckin mexican man in a sombrero on one of those bright blue pool floats just chillin like 2-3 miles from the coast. thats not it though, this fuckin guy had a little chihuahua mix with him and the dog was straight chilling, didnt even look worried or phased. so i roll up on this dude expecting to hear "thank god you found me please help me". nah, dude goes "HOYE COMPA, NO TIENES UN PINCHE CERVEZA EN ESE MADRE?" which roughly translates to "AYE HOMIE, YOU DONT GOT A FUCKIN BEER IN THAT MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU?" man i couldnt even laugh i was just like wtf is going on right now, obviously i didnt have a beer on me and my friend didnt speak spanish so hes even more clueless than me at this point. i asked the dude if he needed help or wanted us to drag them back in and hes just like nah im ok right here. so i told my friend and we kinda looked at eachother and shrugged and said bye to the guy. thats when i realized everythinf you hear about florida is probably true, florida people are built different bro.

so when i lived in new orleans i went to florida with some friends for spring break, near navarre beach to be exact. we brought the jet skis out and it was a pretty good time if you can get over the constant swamp ass of florida. towards the end of the trip on one of the days my friend and i decided to go out a couple miles and hit waves. we get out there and the waves are big so we're having fun then out of the corner of my eye i see something bright blue for a second before a wave blocks my view and it looks like a fuckin person. my first instinct is to haul ass to it but to hit the waves diagonally so im not launching like 7 ft in the air and landing on this person. after like 5 minutes of going over waves and my boy having no idea why tf we're going this far out i see the dude. its legit a fuckin mexican man in a sombrero on one of those bright blue pool floats just chillin like 2-3 miles from the coast. thats not it though, this fuckin guy had a little chihuahua mix with him and the dog was straight chilling, didnt even look worried or phased. so i roll up on this dude expecting to hear "thank god you found me please help me". nah, dude goes "HOYE COMPA, NO TIENES UN PINCHE CERVEZA EN ESE MADRE?" which roughly translates to "AYE HOMIE, YOU DONT GOT A FUCKIN BEER IN THAT MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU?" man i couldnt even laugh i was just like wtf is going on right now, obviously i didnt have a beer on me and my friend didnt speak spanish so hes even more clueless than me at this point. i asked the dude if he needed help or wanted us to drag them back in and hes just like nah im ok right here. so i told my friend and we kinda looked at eachother and shrugged and said bye to the guy. thats when i realized everythinf you hear about florida is probably true, florida people are built different bro.
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#14
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Spannsmentally disabled scrawny dude in his 50s who had the body of an alcoholic drug user walked into my uni's classroom going "...Freshmen..." and sat next down next to a girl and went "you look like my girlfriend" only to turn to another girl who looked completely different and repeat "you look like my girlfriend", doing all sorts of noises and shit

I would be lying if I said this was the last time we saw him and I would also be lying that it did not get wierder

Spanns I already told you to keep your mouth shut about this. I'm just trying alternative tactics for courting and marrying my next cute waifu. You promised you wouldn't tell anyone, it's been known to work as women have been known to get very jealous and you are just sabotaging this for me.

[quote=Spanns]mentally disabled scrawny dude in his 50s who had the body of an alcoholic drug user walked into my uni's classroom going "...Freshmen..." and sat next down next to a girl and went "you look like my girlfriend" only to turn to another girl who looked completely different and repeat "you look like my girlfriend", doing all sorts of noises and shit

I would be lying if I said this was the last time we saw him and I would also be lying that it did not get wierder[/quote]

Spanns I already told you to keep your mouth shut about this. I'm just trying alternative tactics for courting and marrying my next cute waifu. You promised you wouldn't tell anyone, it's been known to work as women have been known to get very jealous and you are just sabotaging this for me.
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#15
5 Frags +

saw a man eat a living frog in crystal palace park

saw a man eat a living frog in crystal palace park
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#16
12 Frags +
Blame-_-saw a man eat a living frog in crystal palace park

you're not you when you're hungry

[quote=Blame-_-]saw a man eat a living frog in crystal palace park[/quote]
you're not you when you're hungry
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#17
3 Frags +

saw an old dude pee standing in the middle of a park with a raging boner in full view of everyone, and it took him several minutes to finish.

saw an old dude pee standing in the middle of a park with a raging boner in full view of everyone, and it took him several minutes to finish.
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#18
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syphsaw an old dude pee standing in the middle of a park with a raging boner in full view of everyone, and it took him several minutes to finish.

Not sure my craziest but when I was getting driving/parking lessons in the run up to my driver's test. At one point the instructor guy got out and was like okay try it on your own. And when he got out he just walked over to the Salvation Army church building whose parking lot we were using, and just started pissing on the church. Super awkward.

[quote=syph]saw an old dude pee standing in the middle of a park with a raging boner in full view of everyone, and it took him several minutes to finish.[/quote]

Not sure my craziest but when I was getting driving/parking lessons in the run up to my driver's test. At one point the instructor guy got out and was like okay try it on your own. And when he got out he just walked over to the Salvation Army church building whose parking lot we were using, and just started pissing on the church. Super awkward.
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#19
6 Frags +

worked at a convenience store in a small town a couple hundred km from US border. this hot American girl came in late at night when the store was dead and went through every page of magazines we had while having conversations with herself then walked around the store for an hour picking up random items and and acting like she had a good and evil side to her brain saying like “I’m gonna buy this it looks so good” then “no but it might make me fat”. Then proceeded to checkout as if she just came through the door and wasn’t talking to herself for 2 hours. She wasn’t drunk, I’m guessing ambien or xanax. I knew she was American because she tried handing me her credit card to pay lmao.

worked at a convenience store in a small town a couple hundred km from US border. this hot American girl came in late at night when the store was dead and went through every page of magazines we had while having conversations with herself then walked around the store for an hour picking up random items and and acting like she had a good and evil side to her brain saying like “I’m gonna buy this it looks so good” then “no but it might make me fat”. Then proceeded to checkout as if she just came through the door and wasn’t talking to herself for 2 hours. She wasn’t drunk, I’m guessing ambien or xanax. I knew she was American because she tried handing me her credit card to pay lmao.
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#20
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https://i.imgur.com/a/VdkfmiL

https://i.imgur.com/a/VdkfmiL
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#21
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Last year I was in grade 11 and my bio and chem teacher was absolutely crazy. Very charismatic and funny, always had something funny to say, everyone loved him. The man has an obsession with all things biology, so naturally he had copious amounts of dead animals in formaldehyde all throughout his class( Deer, beavers even a tiny baby bear). He also kept roadkill and dead birds in the staff freezer. He went hunting one weekend and he caught three geese. On the Monday dude brings in these frozen bags of geese, leaves them out for a couple hours to thaw. During our class we had a test, so just during the test he starts skinning these geese. As a joke someone said to eat the heart. You know what the man did? Cut it open, tore the rib cage open took the heart and just plopped it in his mouth, took a bite and swallowed it.

Last year I was in grade 11 and my bio and chem teacher was absolutely crazy. Very charismatic and funny, always had something funny to say, everyone loved him. The man has an obsession with all things biology, so naturally he had copious amounts of dead animals in formaldehyde all throughout his class( Deer, beavers even a tiny baby bear). He also kept roadkill and dead birds in the staff freezer. He went hunting one weekend and he caught three geese. On the Monday dude brings in these frozen bags of geese, leaves them out for a couple hours to thaw. During our class we had a test, so just during the test he starts skinning these geese. As a joke someone said to eat the heart. You know what the man did? Cut it open, tore the rib cage open took the heart and just plopped it in his mouth, took a bite and swallowed it.
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#22
1 Frags +
weeb_whackerLast year I was in grade 11 and my bio and chem teacher was absolutely crazy. Very charismatic and funny, always had something funny to say, everyone loved him. The man has an obsession with all things biology, so naturally he had copious amounts of dead animals in formaldehyde all throughout his class( Deer, beavers even a tiny baby bear). He also kept roadkill and dead birds in the staff freezer. He went hunting one weekend and he caught three geese. On the Monday dude brings in these frozen bags of geese, leaves them out for a couple hours to thaw. During our class we had a test, so just during the test he starts skinning these geese. As a joke someone said to eat the heart. You know what the man did? Cut it open, tore the rib cage open took the heart and just plopped it in his mouth, took a bite and swallowed it.

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/915/895/559.jpg

[quote=weeb_whacker]Last year I was in grade 11 and my bio and chem teacher was absolutely crazy. Very charismatic and funny, always had something funny to say, everyone loved him. The man has an obsession with all things biology, so naturally he had copious amounts of dead animals in formaldehyde all throughout his class( Deer, beavers even a tiny baby bear). He also kept roadkill and dead birds in the staff freezer. He went hunting one weekend and he caught three geese. On the Monday dude brings in these frozen bags of geese, leaves them out for a couple hours to thaw. During our class we had a test, so just during the test he starts skinning these geese. As a joke someone said to eat the heart. You know what the man did? Cut it open, tore the rib cage open took the heart and just plopped it in his mouth, took a bite and swallowed it.[/quote]

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/915/895/559.jpg
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#23
1 Frags +
translucentfecesOnce on the Toronto yellow line at around 8pm someone boarded wearing a large coat, a fisherman's hat, and a porcelain painted mask. The mask was white with little flowers on it (and was a little weathered). Could not see their eyes in the mask, just dark holes. They had a straggly, straw-like beard poking out from openings in, around, and under the mask. This person also kept "looking" around - essentially just slowly turning their head different ways. I imagine there was some delight taken in freaking passengers out. Two girls sitting near me exchanged a "fuck this" look and exited the car.

A good portion of the strange things I've seen have been on the Toronto subway, come to think of it. Anyway, this is kinda what the mask looked like:

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/8TIAAOSw~iRZpZYy/s-l300.jpg

Considering this was Toronto it might have been Tonetta.

[quote=translucentfeces]Once on the Toronto yellow line at around 8pm someone boarded wearing a large coat, a fisherman's hat, and a porcelain painted mask. The mask was white with little flowers on it (and was a little weathered). Could not see their eyes in the mask, just dark holes. They had a straggly, straw-like beard poking out from openings in, around, and under the mask. This person also kept "looking" around - essentially just slowly turning their head different ways. I imagine there was some delight taken in freaking passengers out. Two girls sitting near me exchanged a "fuck this" look and exited the car.

A good portion of the strange things I've seen have been on the Toronto subway, come to think of it. Anyway, this is kinda what the mask looked like:

[img] https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/8TIAAOSw~iRZpZYy/s-l300.jpg [/img][/quote]

Considering this was Toronto it might have been Tonetta.
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#24
1 Frags +

one time my friend dipped his french fries in his soda and i don't eat lunch with him anymore

one time my friend dipped his french fries in his soda and i don't eat lunch with him anymore
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#25
-7 Frags +

I saw your mom. TROLOLOLOLOL! U MAD?

I saw your mom. TROLOLOLOLOL! U MAD?
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#26
0 Frags +

i saw my reflection blink when i was 9 and it made me scared of that specific bathroom for the rest of the time i lived in that house

i saw my reflection blink when i was 9 and it made me scared of that specific bathroom for the rest of the time i lived in that house
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#27
10 Frags +

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/508403408307355666/568010587104083994/torritmemes.jpg

couldnt believe my eyes.

[img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/508403408307355666/568010587104083994/torritmemes.jpg[/img]
couldnt believe my eyes.
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