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Advice for your new-to-competitive self
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#61
15 Frags +

figure out how to cut my pocket ASAP

figure out how to cut my pocket ASAP
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#62
0 Frags +

You are good enough to play in lobbies, stop practising in pubs, and take 5 minutes of your time to fix your terrible set-up.

You are good enough to play in lobbies, stop practising in pubs, and take 5 minutes of your time to fix your terrible set-up.
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#63
5 Frags +
kuestiffigure out how to cut my pocket ASAP

LMAO gotta love uni

[quote=kuestif]figure out how to cut my pocket ASAP[/quote]

LMAO gotta love uni
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#64
5 Frags +

don't main heavy
be confident in yourself
don't name yourself cerdur
spend some of that big summer paycheck on a 144hz monitor
allot some of your leisure time to other hobbies as well

don't main heavy
be confident in yourself
don't name yourself cerdur
spend some of that big summer paycheck on a 144hz monitor
allot some of your leisure time to other hobbies as well
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#65
1 Frags +

maybe you shouldn't lead your team

maybe you shouldn't lead your team
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#66
10 Frags +

dont join that crit server for the love of god dont

dont join that crit server for the love of god dont
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#67
6 Frags +

dont buy razer products and stop playing spy.

dont buy razer products and stop playing spy.
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#68
2 Frags +

Don't waste over 2000 hours of your time by playing on a toaster computer and then a toaster laptop that couldn't get over 50 fps consistently. Don't bother playing competitive tf2 and focus on your other hobbies because you barely get anything out of tf2. Also start using the alias SexHaver420 earlier.

Don't waste over 2000 hours of your time by playing on a toaster computer and then a toaster laptop that couldn't get over 50 fps consistently. Don't bother playing competitive tf2 and focus on your other hobbies because you barely get anything out of tf2. Also start using the alias SexHaver420 earlier.
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#69
0 Frags +

1:Stop fucking grinding mge/dm and get some gamesense going you retard
2:choose a fucking config and stick with instead of changing it 3 times a week

1:Stop fucking grinding mge/dm and get some gamesense going you retard
2:choose a fucking config and stick with instead of changing it 3 times a week
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#70
5 Frags +

Put Steven on demo, you moron.

Put Steven on demo, you moron.
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#71
2 Frags +

Don't change class every season

Don't change class every season
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#72
0 Frags +

Don't cheat
Don't change viewmodel fovs
Don't change crosshair so often

Don't cheat
Don't change viewmodel fovs
Don't change crosshair so often
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#73
3 Frags +
ShpeeismeChange your name

edit: jk you're a bad person for upfragging

Never too late...

[quote=Shpeeisme]Change your name

edit: jk you're a bad person for upfragging[/quote]
Never too late...
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#74
0 Frags +

Get an fps config, mouse (your baby-sized netbook mouse doesn't count), mousepad and proper sensitivity

That should convince you aiming is not an impossible feat meant only for gods, and maybe your gaming habits won't get molded into a potato pyro main that is too far down the drain to play anything fun or useful

Get an fps config, mouse (your baby-sized netbook mouse doesn't count), mousepad and proper sensitivity

That should convince you aiming is not an impossible feat meant only for gods, and maybe your gaming habits won't get molded into a potato pyro main that is too far down the drain to play anything fun or useful
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#75
0 Frags +

Stop trying to hold w

Stop trying to hold w
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#76
1 Frags +

Don't keep playing ESEA seasons with long time friends who do not share the same motivation to improve.

Upgrade to 144 right away

Don't keep playing ESEA seasons with long time friends who do not share the same motivation to improve.

Upgrade to 144 right away
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#77
0 Frags +

Friend teams in ugc highlander will ruin your friendships

Friend teams in ugc highlander will ruin your friendships
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#78
16 Frags +

http://imgur.com/a/8qGE3

do this early on it'll save you so much time

http://imgur.com/a/8qGE3

do this early on it'll save you so much time
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#79
0 Frags +

Start using 7cm/360 rather than 3cm/360

Start using 7cm/360 rather than 3cm/360
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#80
4 Frags +

Don't join that highlander team that was lfp on the steam forums...

Don't join that highlander team that was lfp on the steam forums...
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#81
1 Frags +

play an easier class

play an easier class
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#82
2 Frags +

From reading this highlander seems to be the biggest mistake one can make :)

You should have just played that first season in div6. (I was afraid it would conflict with my studies so I pussied out.)
Have as much fun as possible.

From reading this highlander seems to be the biggest mistake one can make :)

You should have just played that first season in div6. (I was afraid it would conflict with my studies so I pussied out.)
Have as much fun as possible.
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#83
5 Frags +

do more research on computers before you build one
stop playing laggy mge and invest in a proper Ethernet cable rather than use wifi
worry about having fun after you work
perfect practice makes perfect
videogames are supposed to be fun

do more research on computers before you build one
stop playing laggy mge and invest in a proper Ethernet cable rather than use wifi
worry about having fun after you work
perfect practice makes perfect
videogames are supposed to be fun
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#84
1 Frags +

play 6's sooner

play 6's sooner
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#85
0 Frags +

Don't try highlander pyro!
Don't be such a baby bitch afraid of playing bad which results it pussying out
Don't waste time trying to trade stuff and shit
Discover Soap DM much sooner
Don't be gay

Don't try highlander pyro!
Don't be such a baby bitch afraid of playing bad which results it pussying out
Don't waste time trying to trade stuff and shit
Discover Soap DM much sooner
Don't be gay
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#86
2 Frags +

don't play too many inhouse pugs you'll regret it

don't play too many inhouse pugs you'll regret it
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#87
0 Frags +

Don't main spy

Don't main spy
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#88
1 Frags +

close the laptop and walk away

close the laptop and walk away
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#89
0 Frags +

get a pc that didn't cost 400$ at 2005 and buy a mouse that you will be comftrable with that is durable even if it costs a little extra.
or better yet give up and play casually so you won't fuck up your grades.

get a pc that didn't cost 400$ at 2005 and buy a mouse that you will be comftrable with that is durable even if it costs a little extra.
or better yet give up and play casually so you won't fuck up your grades.
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#90
4 Frags +

not prioritize mge and dm over friends family and school... this fucking game set me back years and i cant seem to escape it

not prioritize mge and dm over friends family and school... this fucking game set me back years and i cant seem to escape it
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