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The Aging Process
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estimados tftv gentlemen:

this forum is slowing down. i am sure if you have all taken a telomeric microbiology class you are aware of the concept of aging, and can draw parallels to this tf2 board. the posts are worse, fewer, and farther between. it doesnt take more than a few clicks to experience all there is to see. its tough to get ones fix. i want to see this place ablaze with vitality.

its tough to imagine a solution to this dire problem, too. like the tribesman asserts his dominance over nature by hunting and brutally slaughtering an unsuspecting predator, we can put our heads together like henry ford and his team of engineers who invented the automobile. i believe, in a depraved time such as ours, i have that solution.

it was in front of our eyes this whole time. garry's mod, a relatively unknown underground indie title made by hit english singer-songwriter garry newman, contains the userbase we require. instead of paying our tftv mods for power tripping and squandering valuable time, our tftv taxes could instead go out to elite mechanized internet infantry recruiting fresh posters from select g-mod game modes, perusing the server browser with a vigilant eye or two.

remember that elections are coming up, and its up to you stop apply some fresh wrinkle cream to this old cougar of a web forum.

vielen dank,
toads_tf

~~~

now i am going to write the same one but addressed to the wiser portion of our users

~~~

estimadas tftv ladies:

this forum is slowing down. i am sure if you have all taken a telomeric microbiology class you are aware of the concept of aging, and can draw parallels to this tf2 board. the posts are worse, fewer, and farther between. it doesnt take more than a few clicks to experience all there is to see. its tough to get ones fix. i want to see this place ablaze with vitality.

its tough to imagine a solution to this dire problem, too. like the tribesman asserts his dominance over nature by hunting and brutally slaughtering an unsuspecting predator, we can put our heads together like henry ford and his team of engineers who invented the automobile. i believe, in a depraved time such as ours, i have that solution.

it was in front of our eyes this whole time. garry's mod, a relatively unknown underground indie title made by hit english singer-songwriter garry newman, contains the userbase we require. instead of paying our tftv mods for power tripping and squandering valuable time, our tftv taxes could instead go out to elite mechanized internet infantry recruiting fresh posters from select g-mod game modes, perusing the server browser with a vigilant eye or two.

remember that elections are coming up, and its up to you stop apply some fresh wrinkle cream to this old cougar of a web forum.

vielen dank,
toads_tf

estimados tftv gentlemen:

this forum is slowing down. i am sure if you have all taken a telomeric microbiology class you are aware of the concept of aging, and can draw parallels to this tf2 board. the posts are worse, fewer, and farther between. it doesnt take more than a few clicks to experience all there is to see. its tough to get ones fix. i want to see this place ablaze with vitality.

its tough to imagine a solution to this dire problem, too. like the tribesman asserts his dominance over nature by hunting and brutally slaughtering an unsuspecting predator, we can put our heads together like henry ford and his team of engineers who invented the automobile. i believe, in a depraved time such as ours, i have that solution.

it was in front of our eyes this whole time. garry's mod, a relatively unknown underground indie title made by hit english singer-songwriter garry newman, contains the userbase we require. instead of paying our tftv mods for power tripping and squandering valuable time, our tftv taxes could instead go out to elite mechanized internet infantry recruiting fresh posters from select g-mod game modes, perusing the server browser with a vigilant eye or two.

remember that elections are coming up, and its up to you stop apply some fresh wrinkle cream to this old cougar of a web forum.

vielen dank,
toads_tf

~~~

now i am going to write the same one but addressed to the wiser portion of our users

~~~

estimadas tftv ladies:

this forum is slowing down. i am sure if you have all taken a telomeric microbiology class you are aware of the concept of aging, and can draw parallels to this tf2 board. the posts are worse, fewer, and farther between. it doesnt take more than a few clicks to experience all there is to see. its tough to get ones fix. i want to see this place ablaze with vitality.

its tough to imagine a solution to this dire problem, too. like the tribesman asserts his dominance over nature by hunting and brutally slaughtering an unsuspecting predator, we can put our heads together like henry ford and his team of engineers who invented the automobile. i believe, in a depraved time such as ours, i have that solution.

it was in front of our eyes this whole time. garry's mod, a relatively unknown underground indie title made by hit english singer-songwriter garry newman, contains the userbase we require. instead of paying our tftv mods for power tripping and squandering valuable time, our tftv taxes could instead go out to elite mechanized internet infantry recruiting fresh posters from select g-mod game modes, perusing the server browser with a vigilant eye or two.

remember that elections are coming up, and its up to you stop apply some fresh wrinkle cream to this old cougar of a web forum.

vielen dank,
toads_tf
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cintl dr

i am being very patient right now. it is not a long read, since it is the same thing twice. however, if you are a lady, you should read the second half, as it is addressed to you. the opposite is true for gentle mans.

[quote=cin]tl dr[/quote]
i am being very patient right now. it is not a long read, since it is the same thing twice. however, if you are a lady, you should read the second half, as it is addressed to you. the opposite is true for gentle mans.
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toads_tftelomeric microbiology

that would be molecular genetics
you basically never work with telomeres for micro organisms

youre bad at the pretending to be smart thing

[quote=toads_tf]telomeric microbiology [/quote]

that would be molecular genetics
you basically never work with telomeres for micro organisms

youre bad at the pretending to be smart thing
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#5
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i didnt read everything but the more dramas the more alive this place gets

i didnt read everything but the more dramas the more alive this place gets
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eeetoads_tftelomeric microbiology
that would be molecular genetics
you basically never work with telomeres for micro organisms

youre bad at the pretending to be smart thing

can confirm as most micro organisms, specifically bacteria, have circular genomes and thus telomeres aren't used since they're used for linear genome caps.

[quote=eee][quote=toads_tf]telomeric microbiology [/quote]

that would be molecular genetics
you basically never work with telomeres for micro organisms

youre bad at the pretending to be smart thing[/quote]

can confirm as most micro organisms, specifically bacteria, have circular genomes and thus telomeres aren't used since they're used for linear genome caps.
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#7
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you still are the least funny poster on this website

you still are the least funny poster on this website
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the last time i saw something this forced someone was bleeding from the asshole

the last time i saw something this forced someone was bleeding from the asshole
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240693342248239104/507714920683405323/image0.png

its just so tiring

[img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240693342248239104/507714920683405323/image0.png[/img]

its just so tiring
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https://i.redd.it/uxvahzb8dpv11.jpg

[img]https://i.redd.it/uxvahzb8dpv11.jpg[/img]
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#11
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you need a stronger hook 0/5 audience was not grabbed

you need a stronger hook 0/5 audience was not grabbed
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dishsoapyou need a stronger hook 0/5 audience was not grabbed

That's true, it's very boring in retrospect. Occasional jokes within it fall flat as well. Not a good post. Thank you for the feedback.

eeetoads_tftelomeric microbiology
that would be molecular genetics
you basically never work with telomeres for micro organisms

youre bad at the pretending to be smart thing

:)

[quote=dishsoap]you need a stronger hook 0/5 audience was not grabbed[/quote]
That's true, it's very boring in retrospect. Occasional jokes within it fall flat as well. Not a good post. Thank you for the feedback.

[quote=eee][quote=toads_tf]telomeric microbiology [/quote]

that would be molecular genetics
you basically never work with telomeres for micro organisms

youre bad at the pretending to be smart thing[/quote]
:)
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#13
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traz mais um litrão meu estimado

traz mais um litrão meu estimado
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