ESEA Season 28 Open Happenings/Discussion

#1051

pagedMov

5 Frags – +

gg Good Night Sweet Prince
close match

#1052

_Makkabeus

8 Frags – +

bryceShiningStari just got benched :(https://i.imgur.com/wx2CvW7.png

Don't blame tery, he was in Hong Kong at the time. If anyone blame me

[quote=bryce][quote=ShiningStar]i just got benched :([/quote]
[img]https://i.imgur.com/wx2CvW7.png[/img][/quote]

Don't blame tery, he was in Hong Kong at the time. If anyone blame me

#1053

GrapeJuiceIII

0 Frags – +

it was a team decision there is no one person to blame

#1054

Air_

15 Frags – +

having some juicy insider information, i can say the decision was orchestrated by grapejuice almost exclusively.

#1055

della

-10 Frags – +

(=´ᆺ｀=)

#1056

charis

15 Frags – +

i dont even know bryce a single bit and he is undoubtedly the best open thread poster

#1057

Mono72

-3 Frags – +

Nice

#1058

bryce

32 Frags – +

charisi dont even know bryce a single bit and he is undoubtedly the best open thread poster

I've done extensive research on you for weeks now. Infiltrated your friends, your teammates, your enemies. Frankly, I was amazed when it turned out you aren't actually gay. But it didn't stop there. That would've been shallow, and you're not a shallow individual.

https://i.imgur.com/9vfyk13.jpg

[To be Continued]

[quote=charis]i dont even know bryce a single bit and he is undoubtedly the best open thread poster[/quote]
I've done extensive research on you for weeks now. Infiltrated your friends, your teammates, your enemies. Frankly, I was amazed when it turned out you aren't actually gay. But it didn't stop there. That would've been shallow, and you're not a shallow individual.
[img]https://i.imgur.com/9vfyk13.jpg[/img]

[To be Continued]

#1059

bryce

53 Frags – +

charisi dont even know bryce a single bit and he is undoubtedly the best open thread poster

https://i.imgur.com/eHhZWR6.png

But I know you. I don't just let anyone with more than a single Invite official as COO of "medics who are NOT gay or tranni"
When you were twelve, you were locked in Donny's room and forced to eat an entire watermelon. That's a tragic experience. Studies show that gay people often had tragic experiences as children. Is that why you joined my group? To hide? To cover up the scar on your soul? Perhaps. But it goes deeper.

You're a weeb, Andy. It's almost expected. What else are you going to do in the middle of the country besides grow crops and dodge tornadoes? Weebs are overwhelmingly in the closet. This is has been a Japanese revenge act since the War. They never wanted to be at odds with America, so what do they do? They infest the minds of our best and brightest warriors with an*me.

First slide

https://i.imgur.com/FmJwmZc.png

Butter you up? That's a classic gay code-word. Look at the profile picture, too. Two THOTS! You're trying to hide the fact that you actually don't like them. This is known as "being in the closet."

Second slide

https://i.imgur.com/RwQF6YB.png

Cat nip? I've never seen a straight person with a cat. What about that profile picture and description? The red signifies love for women, the blue? How cold you feel toward them. "Not the person that I used to be." Not straight anymore? Of course.

Third slide

https://i.imgur.com/gCth6gs.png

Girl gamers? Perhaps Charis is just trying to interact with women. Or maybe, he wants to become a woman.
Japanese groups? Confirmed weeb, as if the MAL link on your profile that is restricted was not beyond a reasonable doubt.
Sexy, Gorgeous, and Ready to Own You? This case is almost clos-
Men who prefer anal?

https://i.imgur.com/XuqiSOO.png

Unbelievable. Charis isn't even trying to hide it anymore.
RIP AMERICA? Because he blames American society for allowing him to be this way.
Trans Gamers because he is thinking of "changing genders" so he can LIKE MEN without being GAY.
And a Mr. Slin fangay and sub? Expected, at this point.
Huge Ham Hoagies is code-word for another three word term which I will let you all decipher.

01:21 PM - o so good: How much do you know about Charis?
01:21 PM - saila: lmfao
01:21 PM - o so good: I'm writing a report.
01:21 PM - saila: idk dude hes cool
Because op knows what you're hiding. And so does the world.

At this point I'm not sure what to do. I let down my guard as President of "medics who are NOT gay or tranni" Is it my fault for being so easily deceived? I even commended Charis in a post.
"confirmed STRAIGHT medic mains are now moderators (except for charis [who is an admin]). when u need a medic, make sure u choose one who is Straight so they can stay focused on the game instead of chad."
I should've vet members better. Only I can be blamed for this terrible crime. Perhaps I resign and give XBS contro-

Yet XBS is also a weeb. Which means everything I stated previously probably applies to him.

The truth is there are only two examples of straight medic mains, and frankly, one of them is on the edge.
Shade and Myself. Shade lives a very mysterious life, though, and it is hard for me to uncover more beyond this one clearly unmodified chat-log
"FROYO shade : bryce is a better medic than me, I want you to quote this owo :3c"
I guess that leaves only one straight medic.
But myself? I've never watched an anime, nor porn as I do not want to become desensitized to the natural beauty of women nor attracted to men. As a great friend once said,
you pretend to be a woman? this is disgusting and ridiculous. at you on the street do not laugh ? You're like a clown . such as you and your friends were burned in the camps in the Third Reich. please tell your mother hairy ass ? long hair ?

https://i.imgur.com/S1PuWZT.jpg

God save this communities collective soul,
Amen

[quote=charis]i dont even know bryce a single bit and he is undoubtedly the best open thread poster[/quote]

[img]https://i.imgur.com/eHhZWR6.png[/img]
But I know you. I don't just let anyone with more than a single Invite official as COO of "medics who are NOT gay or tranni"
When you were twelve, you were locked in Donny's room and forced to eat an entire watermelon. That's a tragic experience. Studies show that gay people often had tragic experiences as children. Is that why you joined my group? To hide? To cover up the scar on your soul? Perhaps. But it goes deeper.

You're a weeb, Andy. It's almost expected. What else are you going to do in the middle of the country besides grow crops and dodge tornadoes? Weebs are overwhelmingly in the closet. This is has been a Japanese revenge act since the War. They never wanted to be at odds with America, so what do they do? They infest the minds of our best and brightest warriors with an*me.

[i]First slide[/i]

[img]https://i.imgur.com/FmJwmZc.png[/img]

Butter you up? That's a classic gay code-word. Look at the profile picture, too. Two THOTS! You're trying to hide the fact that you actually don't like them. This is known as "being in the closet."

[i]Second slide[/i]

[img]https://i.imgur.com/RwQF6YB.png[/img]

Cat nip? I've never seen a straight person with a cat. What about that profile picture and description? The red signifies love for women, the blue? How cold you feel toward them. "Not the person that I used to be." Not straight anymore? Of course.

[i]Third slide[/i]

[img]https://i.imgur.com/gCth6gs.png[/img]

Girl gamers? Perhaps Charis is just trying to interact with women. Or maybe, he wants to become a woman.
Japanese groups? Confirmed weeb, as if the MAL link on your profile [i]that is restricted[/i] was not beyond a reasonable doubt.
Sexy, Gorgeous, and Ready to Own You? This case is almost clos-
Men who prefer anal?
[img]https://i.imgur.com/XuqiSOO.png[/img]
Unbelievable. Charis isn't even trying to hide it anymore.
RIP AMERICA? Because he blames American society for allowing him to be this way.
Trans Gamers because he is thinking of "changing genders" so he can LIKE MEN without being GAY.
And a Mr. Slin fangay and sub? Expected, at this point.
Huge Ham Hoagies is code-word for another three word term which I will let you all decipher.

01:21 PM - o so good: How much do you know about Charis?
01:21 PM - saila:[i] [b]lmfao[/b][/i]
01:21 PM - o so good: I'm writing a report.
01:21 PM - saila: idk dude hes cool
Because op knows what you're hiding. And so does the world.

At this point I'm not sure what to do. I let down my guard as President of "medics who are NOT gay or tranni" Is it my fault for being so easily deceived? I even commended Charis in a post.
[i]"confirmed STRAIGHT medic mains are now moderators (except for charis [who is an admin]). when u need a medic, make sure u choose one who is Straight so they can stay focused on the game instead of chad."[/i]
I should've vet members better. Only I can be blamed for this terrible crime. Perhaps I resign and give XBS contro-

Yet XBS is also a weeb. Which means everything I stated previously probably applies to him.

The truth is there are only two examples of straight medic mains, and frankly, one of them is on the edge.
Shade and Myself. Shade lives a very mysterious life, though, and it is hard for me to uncover more beyond this one [i]clearly unmodified[/i] chat-log
[i]"FROYO shade : bryce is a better medic than me, I want you to quote this owo :3c"[/i]
I guess that leaves only one straight medic.
But myself? I've never watched an anime, nor porn as I do not want to become desensitized to the natural beauty of women nor attracted to men. As a great friend once said,
[i]you pretend to be a woman? this is disgusting and ridiculous. at you on the street do not laugh ? You're like a clown . such as you and your friends were burned in the camps in the Third Reich. please tell your mother hairy ass ? long hair ?[/i]
[img]https://i.imgur.com/S1PuWZT.jpg[/img]

God save this communities collective soul,
Amen

#1060

Brimstone

35 Frags – +

brilliant work bryce, but you only needed to spend 5 min in a mumble with this hilarious man to confirm your suspicions

#1061

bryce

38 Frags – +

Brimstonebrilliant work bryce, but you only needed to spend 5 min in a mumble with this hilarious man to confirm your suspicions

https://i.imgur.com/CoNaymx.jpg

[quote=Brimstone]brilliant work bryce, but you only needed to spend 5 min in a mumble with this hilarious man to confirm your suspicions[/quote]
[img]https://i.imgur.com/CoNaymx.jpg[/img]

#1062

charis

30 Frags – +

LMFAO

#1063

_brian

22 Frags – +

bryce

pack it up best post of 2018 has been claimed

[quote=bryce][/quote]

pack it up best post of 2018 has been claimed

#1064

Nightfaul

13 Frags – +

I wish I spent as much time in TF2 as this man's posts.

#1065

zensanity

9 Frags – +

we do not deserve bryce's stellar detective work.

#1066

Natalbee

1 Frags – +

happy national sugar cookie day

#1067

chompa-

4 Frags – +

what happens in my brain https://youtu.be/YJJkngT406Q

#1068

XBS

12 Frags – +

bryceYet XBS is also a weeb.

fake news but cowboy bebop is a good show ngl

[quote=bryce]
Yet XBS is also a weeb.
[/quote]

fake news but cowboy bebop is a good show ngl

#1069

bryce

7 Frags – +

CobaltCharmhappy national sugar cookie day

Sugar lobby paid scientists to blur sugar's role in heart disease – report
Stay aware.
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/sep/12/sugar-industry-paid-research-heart-disease-jama-report

[quote=CobaltCharm]happy national sugar cookie day[/quote]
Sugar lobby paid scientists to blur sugar's role in heart disease – report
Stay aware.
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/sep/12/sugar-industry-paid-research-heart-disease-jama-report

#1070

mikemat

21 Frags – +

https://i.redditmedia.com/IjiBlXk_gShlCBj6DDR5HHX4VJRRWOI7nDmWnTI6GCA.jpg?w=640&s=00f8291577004b098566765521b8867a

[img]https://i.redditmedia.com/IjiBlXk_gShlCBj6DDR5HHX4VJRRWOI7nDmWnTI6GCA.jpg?w=640&s=00f8291577004b098566765521b8867a[/img]

#1071

1998greenmustang

4 Frags – +

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9XJp9Y9xHQ

#1072

mxr

-13 Frags – +

bryceScratchh, it's Bryce. I know we've had our ups and downs, mainly downs, but I am here to help. When I went to visit my psychiatrist, I brought you up and gave him a quick gestalt on your current situation.
He said the following:

This boy is sick. He needs immediate medical attention. He WILL injure someone. He WILL drive someone to suicide.
All the signs are there. Here are 3 points he made.

1. E-Dating, or Online Dating
Online relations are not real. It is a result of your psychological deterioration as a humanistic specimen. You are wasting your time. You need to interact with people in the physical realm. This is going to be hard, because you are a NEET with no ambitions or will to live. As Twitch Chat user torte21175 said, "I think you need to get out and learn to talk to women. All that aggregated sexual frustration is holding you back from your true potential"

2. The breakdown of the individual’s recognition that other sentient beings have emotions, and that the sentient being’s actions have emotional consequences for those around it
two high IM scouts to carry you is the only reason your team has ANY win
You are rude to those around you. Those who have done nothing to you. But why? It is out of anger or frustration? Successful people turn their emotions forward -- to the future. To better themselves as beings, to better their performance, their company, their family, nation or friends. But you do none of those things. You are, in all interpretations of the word, a failure in this regard. Stop for a moment and think what you could accomplish with a little morale boost to your teammates. Instead, you choose to destroy them emotional and devour their souls. This is a team killing, family killing, friend killing exercise.

3. The idea that nothing that goes wrong is your fault
"Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?
You have to recognize that you are always able to improve a situation. You should not destroy others until your play is nearly perfected. What could you have done better in any situation? Communication? Aim? Not feeded? Muted your microphone before you let lose the prepubescent rage? All of these are things I [my psychiatrist] wants you to consider.
For instance, watching your embarrassing 0-5 match vs Red - Color Theory, I was reminded of two things. First, something I read about General Patton when I was studying him and his life for my 25,000-word High School end-of-year History essay.
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do, and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
Second, you had the lowest DPM in the game. You haven't earned the right to speak, unless, of course, someone superior speaks to your first.

I leave you with some words from a friend called Lonemoon:
Come second? Naw naw
Learn a lesson? Yeah yeah
Enjoy the present? Yeah yeah
Feel depressive? Naw naw

This will be this communities last attempt to salvage you as a human being. Good luck, Scratchh.

Bryce

LMFAO

[quote=bryce]Scratchh, it's Bryce. I know we've had our ups and downs, mainly downs, but I am here to help. When I went to visit my psychiatrist, I brought you up and gave him a quick gestalt on your current situation.
He said the following:

This boy is sick. He needs immediate medical attention. He WILL injure someone. He WILL drive someone to suicide.
All the signs are there. Here are 3 points he made.

[b]1. E-Dating, or Online Dating[/b]
Online relations are not real. It is a result of your psychological deterioration as a humanistic specimen. You are wasting your time. You need to interact with people in the physical realm. This is going to be hard, because you are a NEET with no ambitions or will to live. As Twitch Chat user torte21175 said, [i]"I think you need to get out and learn to talk to women. All that aggregated sexual frustration is holding you back from your true potential"[/i]

[b]2. The breakdown of the individual’s recognition that other sentient beings have emotions, and that the sentient being’s actions have emotional consequences for those around it[/b]
[i]two high IM scouts to carry you is the only reason your team has ANY win[/i]
You are rude to those around you. Those who have done nothing to you. But why? It is out of anger or frustration? Successful people turn their emotions forward -- to the future. To better themselves as beings, to better their performance, their company, their family, nation or friends. But you do none of those things. You are, in all interpretations of the word, a failure in this regard. Stop for a moment and think what you could accomplish with a little morale boost to your teammates. Instead, you choose to destroy them emotional and devour their souls. This is a team killing, family killing, friend killing exercise.

[b]3. The idea that nothing that goes wrong is your fault [/b]
[i]"Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? [/i]
You have to recognize that you are always able to improve a situation. You should not destroy others until your play is nearly perfected. What could you have done better in any situation? Communication? Aim? Not feeded? Muted your microphone before you let lose the prepubescent rage? All of these are things I [my psychiatrist] wants you to consider.
For instance, watching your embarrassing 0-5 match vs Red - Color Theory, I was reminded of two things. First, something I read about General Patton when I was studying him and his life for my 25,000-word High School end-of-year History essay.
[i]Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do, and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.[/i]
Second, you had the lowest DPM in the game. You haven't earned the right to speak, unless, of course, someone superior speaks to your first.

I leave you with some words from a friend called Lonemoon:
[i]Come second? Naw naw
Learn a lesson? Yeah yeah
Enjoy the present? Yeah yeah
Feel depressive? Naw naw[/i]

This will be this communities last attempt to salvage you as a human being. Good luck, Scratchh.

Bryce[/quote]

LMFAO

#1073

Citric

6 Frags – +

I'm back :D

#1074

jrod

11 Frags – +

Im getting pankeyman vibes from this Bryce guy

#1075

Unicorn_Wizard

4 Frags – +

thank you for your hard work bryce

#1076

Torragg

-5 Frags – +

Worst scout in Open AMA!!

#1077

indecency

-5 Frags – +

TorraggWorst scout in Open AMA!!

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/2007scape/images/f/f2/Torag%27s_armour_equipped.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/140?cb=20160205065013

[quote=Torragg]Worst scout in Open AMA!![/quote]

[img]https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/2007scape/images/f/f2/Torag%27s_armour_equipped.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/140?cb=20160205065013[/img]

#1078

Jefffff

9 Frags – +

bryce can ya chill out, ur making all the other shit posters look bad

#1079

hellstar

4 Frags – +

what do i do when i cant play tf2

#1080

_brian

9 Frags – +

ShiningStarwhat do i do when i cant play tf2

drink

[quote=ShiningStar]what do i do when i cant play tf2[/quote]

drink