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Shittalk.cfg - A Crowd-Sourced TF2 Insult Generator
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Hey folks,don't know if anyone remembers me, I'm davis, I played for a bunch of teams in the past. I pretty much have stopped playing TF2, but I wrote this over the past few days.

CHECK IT OUT HERE

A long time ago, I made the original shittalk.cfg. People of my era may remember prolific amounts of binds when I played against them. That script has been used by thousands of people since its release, and I love seeing it when I pub TF2.

Recently, I thought - why not crowd-source the insults? Much like Reddit, the Shittalk.cfg generator allows you to upvote/downvote insults.

Once you've voted on a few insults, try downloading the config! You'll receive a .cfg file loaded with hundreds of insults! Once you've downloaded the script, you'll be able to effortlessly insult your enemies with one simple bind. You can also submit your own insults!

Enrage your foes while staying cool as a cucumber.

Humiliate your opponents. Taunt your friends.

Get banned from servers.

Stay classy out there, and go fuck yourself.

P.S. does Tony aka Phelon post here because HEY :D

**tl;dr: It's a crowd-sourced insult script. Download the latest build here

Hey folks,don't know if anyone remembers me, I'm davis, I played for a bunch of teams in the past. I pretty much have stopped playing TF2, but I wrote this over the past few days.

[b][url=http://daviseford.com/shittalk/]CHECK IT OUT HERE[/url][/b]

A long time ago, I made the original shittalk.cfg. People of my era may remember prolific amounts of binds when I played against them. That script has been used by thousands of people since its release, and I love seeing it when I pub TF2.

Recently, I thought - why not crowd-source the insults? Much like Reddit, the Shittalk.cfg generator allows you to upvote/downvote insults.

Once you've voted on a few insults, try downloading the config! You'll receive a .cfg file loaded with hundreds of insults! Once you've downloaded the script, you'll be able to effortlessly insult your enemies with one simple bind. You can also submit your own insults!

Enrage your foes while staying cool as a cucumber.

Humiliate your opponents. Taunt your friends.

Get banned from servers.

Stay classy out there, and go fuck yourself.

P.S. does Tony aka Phelon post here because HEY :D

**tl;dr: It's a crowd-sourced insult script. [url=http://daviseford.com/shittalk/php/build_cfg.php]Download the latest build here[/url]
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all i need is my trusty ( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ ° )

all i need is my trusty ( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ ° )
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Why don't you submit it ( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ ° )

Why don't you submit it ( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ ° )
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Davis comes from humble backgrounds, all the way the way back to a little
group called consortium. Ever since the demise of his once prosperous TWL team
(the afformentioned consortium) he's been taking it hard, and for a period, his mind was as quiet
as a good day at Auschwitz he's jaded and bitter and has never truly known how to handle it. He's tried his hand at
multiple illegal substances but nothing has ever brought true happiness back to him.
He finally found solice in a little thing, so simple, yet so sweet. Being
mean to other individuals in the team fortress 2 community. This device
which he has created has made it possible for others to share in his
happiness. Laughter Is his Job, Tears Are his Game, creating this (I want to call it an app?) is his profession.
This is who Davis is, this is the last thing that he wants from the TF2 community.
I don't really know what this thing that he created does, and I don't
completely have the ambition to click the link to find out, but he seems
pretty passionate about it. So, I'm gonna toss over my support because It's probably pretty cool, and I always liked Davis's youtube videos from like 4 years back. I didn't have a lot to do tonight which is why this post is
so lengthy, you may have noticed that it is also fairly poorly written and I am not going
to spellcheck it or check for grammar mistakes, I'm just going to type a little bit more here now though so that it's a little bit longer so that I have something to do for a few more seconds and I also think that I'm getting faster at typing as I get older which makes it a little bit more fun to type so I'm kind of enjoying this. So I'm posting in this thread. Davis 2016.

Davis comes from humble backgrounds, all the way the way back to a little
group called consortium. Ever since the demise of his once prosperous TWL team
(the afformentioned consortium) he's been taking it hard, and for a period, his mind was as quiet
as a good day at Auschwitz he's jaded and bitter and has never truly known how to handle it. He's tried his hand at
multiple illegal substances but nothing has ever brought true happiness back to him.
He finally found solice in a little thing, so simple, yet so sweet. Being
mean to other individuals in the team fortress 2 community. This device
which he has created has made it possible for others to share in his
happiness. Laughter Is his Job, Tears Are his Game, creating this (I want to call it an app?) is his profession.
This is who Davis is, this is the last thing that he wants from the TF2 community.
I don't really know what this thing that he created does, and I don't
completely have the ambition to click the link to find out, but he seems
pretty passionate about it. So, I'm gonna toss over my support because It's probably pretty cool, and I always liked Davis's youtube videos from like 4 years back. I didn't have a lot to do tonight which is why this post is
so lengthy, you may have noticed that it is also fairly poorly written and I am not going
to spellcheck it or check for grammar mistakes, I'm just going to type a little bit more here now though so that it's a little bit longer so that I have something to do for a few more seconds and I also think that I'm getting faster at typing as I get older which makes it a little bit more fun to type so I'm kind of enjoying this. So I'm posting in this thread. Davis 2016.
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#5
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jesus Dave, let's do shrooms together in the desert

jesus Dave, let's do shrooms together in the desert
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#6
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**PELVISPENETRATED**

Thanks for providing the best binds I've had for the past 2 years.

[b]**PELVISPENETRATED**[/b]

Thanks for providing the best binds I've had for the past 2 years.
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#7
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Average number of squirts from a cow's udder needed to yield a gallon of milk : 345

You learn something new everyday.

Average number of squirts from a cow's udder needed to yield a gallon of milk : 345

You learn something new everyday.
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sup kirby!

sup kirby!
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you might want to make it so that there can't be duplicates (looks like two people submitted a single question mark)

you might want to make it so that there can't be duplicates (looks like two people submitted a single question mark)
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bearodactylyou might want to make it so that there can't be duplicates (looks like two people submitted a single question mark)

https://i.imgur.com/o0hErgx.png

r.i.p.

[quote=bearodactyl]you might want to make it so that there can't be duplicates (looks like two people submitted a single question mark)[/quote]
[img]https://i.imgur.com/o0hErgx.png[/img]

r.i.p.
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#11
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davissup kirby!

hello hi, what's up

[quote=davis]sup kirby![/quote]

hello hi, what's up
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bearodactylyou might want to make it so that there can't be duplicates (looks like two people submitted a single question mark)

done

[quote=bearodactyl]you might want to make it so that there can't be duplicates (looks like two people submitted a single question mark)[/quote]

done
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does it purge ones with a low enough rating?

does it purge ones with a low enough rating?
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http://i.imgur.com/oDg41su.gif

[img]http://i.imgur.com/oDg41su.gif[/img]
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davisA long time ago, I made the original shittalk.cfg.

I see your post is dated 2014. I made a shittalk.cfg in 2009. I should be used to the wider TF2 scene taking things I created and using them without credit.

http://ozfortress.com/showthread.php?p=568245#post568245
http://drok-radnik.com/junk/povo_tf2cfg_21-12-09.rar - contains shittalk.cfg (which relies on a wait checking mechanism in aliases.cfg)

The alias naming convention you chose to use is highly similar to mine. Essentially find->replace 'smiley' with 'trashcan'.
The actual output and script logic itself is quite different and I'm not suggesting that it isn't original work. Enjoy your donations.

[quote=davis]A long time ago, I made the original [url=http://daviseford.com/shittalk]shittalk.cfg[/url].[/quote]
I see your post is dated 2014. I made a shittalk.cfg in 2009. I should be used to the wider TF2 scene taking things I created and using them without credit.

http://ozfortress.com/showthread.php?p=568245#post568245
http://drok-radnik.com/junk/povo_tf2cfg_21-12-09.rar - contains shittalk.cfg (which relies on a wait checking mechanism in aliases.cfg)

The alias naming convention you chose to use is highly similar to mine. Essentially find->replace 'smiley' with 'trashcan'.
The actual output and script logic itself is quite different and I'm not suggesting that it isn't original work. Enjoy your donations.
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#16
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I can assure you Davis made this up before 2014. I had it in like 2012.

also how did one already get 300 upvotes somethings fishy here

I can assure you Davis made this up before 2014. I had it in like 2012.

also how did one already get 300 upvotes somethings fishy here
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Re: pvh That is a good point. The original shittalk.cfg that I made was probably around 2010, I never made a post about it. I made the script after seeing a post by someone about cycling through 3 aliases on one key bind. Could have been you. I do not want to steal any credit. My main work was extending it and randomizing.

Re: pvh That is a good point. The original shittalk.cfg that I made was probably around 2010, I never made a post about it. I made the script after seeing a post by someone about cycling through 3 aliases on one key bind. Could have been you. I do not want to steal any credit. My main work was extending it and randomizing.
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http://puu.sh/mhQGc/5e8a3b98e6.png

[img]http://puu.sh/mhQGc/5e8a3b98e6.png[/img]
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You can refresh and keep upvoting lol. That's how some of the dumb ones got up there.

You can refresh and keep upvoting lol. That's how some of the dumb ones got up there.
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grenadineYou can refresh and keep upvoting lol. That's how some of the dumb ones got up there.

I refuse to believe that there's not a group of level-headed gamers that are convinced that dragons are gay.

[quote=grenadine]You can refresh and keep upvoting lol. That's how some of the dumb ones got up there.[/quote]
I refuse to believe that there's not a group of level-headed gamers that are convinced that dragons are gay.
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:D

:D
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All my shittalk is personalized so I can't make use of this :(

All my shittalk is personalized so I can't make use of this :(
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fwiw dotallyrad.com has a very nice insult generator above the comments box

NOTHING TO SEE HERE, JUST A SWEATY PISSSNIFF NERD FRENZYING HIS OWN TERRIBLECANISTER IN YOUR MOM'S HOUSE.
IVE SEEN BRAZILIANS WITH MORE BIG PLAY THAN THAT, DICKBIG PLAY.
NOTHING TO SEE HERE, JUST A BRAND SPANKING NEW BIGSLAM PIECE LICKING HIS OWN COUNTERLANDFILL IN THE MAP.

fwiw dotallyrad.com has a very nice insult generator above the comments box

NOTHING TO SEE HERE, JUST A SWEATY PISSSNIFF NERD FRENZYING HIS OWN TERRIBLECANISTER IN YOUR MOM'S HOUSE.
IVE SEEN BRAZILIANS WITH MORE BIG PLAY THAN THAT, DICKBIG PLAY.
NOTHING TO SEE HERE, JUST A BRAND SPANKING NEW BIGSLAM PIECE LICKING HIS OWN COUNTERLANDFILL IN THE MAP.
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http://puu.sh/miaE0/674f7e7d17.png

[img]http://puu.sh/miaE0/674f7e7d17.png[/img]
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#25
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already been voted off 3 servers within an hour, thank you

already been voted off 3 servers within an hour, thank you
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saamdoes it purge ones with a low enough rating?

yes, every hour it purges any entries with -4 net votes.

I've made some tweaks, including removing voting from recent/top insults. You can only vote on randomly selected insults now, which hopefully will stop some of the vote brigading.

[quote=saam]does it purge ones with a low enough rating?[/quote]

yes, every hour it purges any entries with -4 net votes.

I've made some tweaks, including removing voting from recent/top insults. You can only vote on randomly selected insults now, which hopefully will stop some of the vote brigading.
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#27
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Download button doesnt seem to be working

Download button doesnt seem to be working
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During World War II, the very first bomb dropped on Berlin by the Allies killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

During World War II, the very first bomb dropped on Berlin by the Allies killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
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#29
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i feel like you should be able to make a config based on ones only you have upvoted.

i feel like you should be able to make a config based on ones only you have upvoted.
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#30
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povohatdavisA long time ago, I made the original shittalk.cfg.I see your post is dated 2014. I made a shittalk.cfg in 2009. I should be used to the wider TF2 scene taking things I created and using them without credit.

http://ozfortress.com/showthread.php?p=568245#post568245
http://drok-radnik.com/junk/povo_tf2cfg_21-12-09.rar - contains shittalk.cfg (which relies on a wait checking mechanism in aliases.cfg)

The alias naming convention you chose to use is highly similar to mine. Essentially find->replace 'smiley' with 'trashcan'.
The actual output and script logic itself is quite different and I'm not suggesting that it isn't original work. Enjoy your donations.

who cares rofl

[quote=povohat][quote=davis]A long time ago, I made the original [url=http://daviseford.com/shittalk]shittalk.cfg[/url].[/quote]
I see your post is dated 2014. I made a shittalk.cfg in 2009. I should be used to the wider TF2 scene taking things I created and using them without credit.

http://ozfortress.com/showthread.php?p=568245#post568245
http://drok-radnik.com/junk/povo_tf2cfg_21-12-09.rar - contains shittalk.cfg (which relies on a wait checking mechanism in aliases.cfg)

The alias naming convention you chose to use is highly similar to mine. Essentially find->replace 'smiley' with 'trashcan'.
The actual output and script logic itself is quite different and I'm not suggesting that it isn't original work. Enjoy your donations.[/quote]

who cares rofl
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