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THE *RARE* GXL HANDSHAKE TIER LIST
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#1
0 Frags +

HAD TO DROP IT FOR MY BOY MUFFIN

NOT BUMPING THE OLD GXL THREAD BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS A GAME CHANGER.

here it is

I MAYBE FORGOT PEOPLE OR I DIDN'T BOTHER SHAKING YOUR HAND OR MEETING YOU
SORRY
ONE MONTH IS TOO LONG

THE HANDSHAKE TIER LIST

S Tier(THIS NIGGA HERE MAN)
remedy

A Tier(RISING STARS)
rick
defy
Ma3la
rando
Mangachu
indust
june
thorn

B Tier(DECENT SHAKE)
fangles
downpour
ctrlfmuffin
lunacide
conductor
bdonski
messiah
benk
shun
foster
marmaduke
eli
BUICK
x3
fragile

C Tier(OK TRY I STILL RESPECT THE SHAKE THO)
schnell
showstopper
saber
bowswer
bronze
pharoah
fox
mana
technosex
megawac
RhetoricalAnarchist
cozen
shrugger
SteveC
radium
dflame
Mouse

F Tier(LOST ALL HOPE TIER)
Kill em All(FRANK PLEASE)
ploxo

HAD TO DROP IT FOR MY BOY MUFFIN

NOT BUMPING THE OLD GXL THREAD BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS A GAME CHANGER.

here it is

I MAYBE FORGOT PEOPLE OR I DIDN'T BOTHER SHAKING YOUR HAND OR MEETING YOU
SORRY
ONE MONTH IS TOO LONG

[u][b]THE HANDSHAKE TIER LIST[/b][/u]

[u]S Tier[/u](THIS NIGGA HERE MAN)
remedy

[u]A Tier[/u](RISING STARS)
rick
defy
Ma3la
rando
Mangachu
indust
june
thorn

[u]B Tier[/u](DECENT SHAKE)
fangles
downpour
ctrlfmuffin
lunacide
conductor
bdonski
messiah
benk
shun
foster
marmaduke
eli
BUICK
x3
fragile

[u]C Tier[/u](OK TRY I STILL RESPECT THE SHAKE THO)
schnell
showstopper
saber
bowswer
bronze
pharoah
fox
mana
technosex
megawac
RhetoricalAnarchist
cozen
shrugger
SteveC
radium
dflame
Mouse

[u]F Tier[/u](LOST ALL HOPE TIER)
[b]Kill em All(FRANK PLEASE)[/b]
ploxo
2
#2
-9 Frags +

very rare

very rare
3
#3
-10 Frags +

handshakes transmit germs

handshakes transmit germs
4
#4
21 Frags +

don't have hands
doesn't count

don't have hands
doesn't count
5
#5
2 Frags +

B+ AT LEAST!!! I CAME TO YOU SON

B+ AT LEAST!!! I CAME TO YOU SON
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#6
6 Frags +

i feel like Ploxo's handshake was maybe more like him just drunkenly throwing himself on your body with his arms out

i feel like Ploxo's handshake was maybe more like him just drunkenly throwing himself on your body with his arms out
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#7
1 Frags +

wow i am b- tier at LEAST

FIRM GRASP I PRACTICED THAT SHIT EVERY NIGHT FOR THE LAST 2 YEARS

wow i am b- tier at LEAST

FIRM GRASP I PRACTICED THAT SHIT EVERY NIGHT FOR THE LAST 2 YEARS
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#8
13 Frags +

damn i must have caught rick off guard cuz when I shook his hand it was like someone handed me a latex glove filled with room temperature pudding

damn i must have caught rick off guard cuz when I shook his hand it was like someone handed me a latex glove filled with room temperature pudding
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#9
3 Frags +

I had a weak handshake? I always thought I was fairly firm - at least that's what other people have told me (but I mean they could be lying).

Good list, though

I had a weak handshake? I always thought I was fairly firm - at least that's what other people have told me (but I mean they could be lying).

Good list, though
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#10
2 Frags +
radiumI had a weak handshake? I always thought I was fairly firm - at least that's what other people have told me (but I mean they could be lying).

Good list, though

could have evaluated the shake poorly
or maybe you destroyed my hand

[quote=radium]I had a weak handshake? I always thought I was fairly firm - at least that's what other people have told me (but I mean they could be lying).

Good list, though[/quote]

could have evaluated the shake poorly
or maybe you destroyed my hand
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#11
8 Frags +

There was a hug altercation beforehand causing me to become shaken up for the rest of the lan. I demand a reshake at the next one.

There was a hug altercation beforehand causing me to become shaken up for the rest of the lan. I demand a reshake at the next one.
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#12
0 Frags +

I'll work on my handshake game. Not being in home territory is scary. :(

I'll work on my handshake game. Not being in home territory is scary. :(
13
#13
8 Frags +

palms are sweaty

palms are sweaty
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#14
5 Frags +

I asked for this knowing I wouldn't be top tier, so thank you. I'm gonna ask Remedy to mentor me.

I have a feeling people are going to be crushing your hand next year tho.

I asked for this knowing I wouldn't be top tier, so thank you. I'm gonna ask Remedy to mentor me.

I have a feeling people are going to be crushing your hand next year tho.
15
#15
14 Frags +

lf handshake mge partner

lf handshake mge partner
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#16
2 Frags +

Glad I made B tier at least I was worried

Glad I made B tier at least I was worried
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#17
0 Frags +

I guess asking you how the trip from cali was didn't lose me too many points

I guess asking you how the trip from cali was didn't lose me too many points
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#18
RGB LAN
15 Frags +

ahem, where am I on this list?

ahem, where am I on this list?
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#19
5 Frags +

I'm just happy you remember shaking my hand

I'm just happy you remember shaking my hand
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#20
7 Frags +
TheFragileahem, where am I on this list?

you forgot the guy who made the whole fucking thing

[quote=TheFragile]ahem, where am I on this list?[/quote]
you forgot the guy who made the whole fucking thing
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#21
0 Frags +

i actually did shake fragile's hand on the last day

whoops

AMENDED

i actually did shake fragile's hand on the last day


whoops

AMENDED
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#22
20 Frags +

didn't even make it, life is pointless.

didn't even make it, life is pointless.
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#23
-11 Frags +

Wtf

Wtf
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#24
2 Frags +

do you shake hands like a black guy kev

do you shake hands like a black guy kev
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#25
9 Frags +

fuck outta here with ranking me a b. i'll fuck your life up

keepin it real though i fucking HATE when people do that shit where you go to shake their hand and they slide in real fast and try to dominate your hand via the early wrap + squeeze + shake...like bitch i'm gonna give you a man's handshake im just not gonna race you to it, the fuck.

fuck outta here with ranking me a b. i'll fuck your life up

keepin it real though i fucking HATE when people do that shit where you go to shake their hand and they slide in real fast and try to dominate your hand via the early wrap + squeeze + shake...like bitch i'm gonna give you a man's handshake im just not gonna race you to it, the fuck.
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#26
9 Frags +
marmadukeGRYLLSfuck outta here with ranking me a b. i'll fuck your life up

lil babyback clammy palmed bitchhhhhhhhhhhh

[quote=marmadukeGRYLLS]fuck outta here with ranking me a b. i'll fuck your life up[/quote]

lil babyback clammy palmed bitchhhhhhhhhhhh
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#27
3 Frags +

1

1
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#28
3 Frags +

.

.
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#29
6 Frags +

MY BAD MY NIGGA THIS IS POST ME TAKIN A TEST IN FEDERAL TAX

WAS IN THE TAX ZONE

AMENDED

MY BAD MY NIGGA THIS IS POST ME TAKIN A TEST IN FEDERAL TAX

WAS IN THE TAX ZONE

AMENDED
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