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i'm tired of pretzels
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#61
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im not bad your bad
infact
ur the baddest person here
u noob
u fegget
ur so bad that ur really bad
ur so bad that i kill u
u big how dare u say that about me
im the greatest player in here
no one can say im bad
im never bad
ur the bad 1
UR BAD

im not bad your bad
infact
ur the baddest person here
u noob
u fegget
ur so bad that ur really bad
ur so bad that i kill u
u big how dare u say that about me
im the greatest player in here
no one can say im bad
im never bad
ur the bad 1
UR BAD
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#62
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futurei'm talkin about buttmad players and admins on community servers who get so twisted by shittalk. futurewhat i do care about is getting their jimmies in a knot and i'm damn good at it

So your upset about pub players getting mad at you when you intentionally shit talk them to get them mad, and they get mad?

[quote=future]i'm talkin about buttmad players and admins on community servers who get so twisted by shittalk. [/quote]


[quote=future]what i do care about is getting their jimmies in a knot and i'm damn good at it[/quote]

So your upset about pub players getting mad at you when you intentionally shit talk them to get them mad, and they get mad?
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#63
4 Frags +

Dude. Pretzel burgers/sandwiches are good. Really good. The pretzel bread just has this consistency that is unparalleled to normal fibery bread. Pretzel's are like a golden sponge; the texture, so dense; the flavor, so full from all the shit that's absorbed into it; the color, like a negro asshole from heaven. I don't know why we don't eat pretzel bread for everything. I mean, you can stick salt on it, you can eat it sweet, you can dunk it in cheese for god's sake. Fun fact about the color of a pretzel: it's achieved through the Maillard reaction, a chemical reaction between amino acids and sugars. I wanna do that to my self so I look that damn good. The pretzel is also used as an iconic sign of the baker's guild. The pretzel has gone through many transformations in its life, it started off as the iconic twisted butt-looking thing. Now, you can find it as sticks, as mini butts, little tiny logs, longer logs, pretzel logs not as long but with a bigger girth, as well as buns, big buns, small buns, medium buns, cross-hatched buns, golden buns, white buns, plain buns, salted buns, cheesy buns, sweet buns, oh so many buns! Along with the different transformation in shapes, we even have different ways of eating it. Instead of salty seasonings, people sometimes cover them in milk chocolate or white chocolate. As well as cinnamon, we have whipped cream, cherries, other sweet things like my taint. Another fun fact: the municipal government of Illinois adopted the pretzel as the official logo of Freeport, Illinois, AKA "Pretzel City USA". Future is a fag. Plus, the pretzel is really iconic around the world.

Dude. Pretzel burgers/sandwiches are good. Really good. The pretzel bread just has this consistency that is unparalleled to normal fibery bread. Pretzel's are like a golden sponge; the texture, so dense; the flavor, so full from all the shit that's absorbed into it; the color, like a negro asshole from heaven. I don't know why we don't eat pretzel bread for everything. I mean, you can stick salt on it, you can eat it sweet, you can dunk it in cheese for god's sake. Fun fact about the color of a pretzel: it's achieved through the Maillard reaction, a chemical reaction between amino acids and sugars. I wanna do that to my self so I look that damn good. The pretzel is also used as an iconic sign of the baker's guild. The pretzel has gone through many transformations in its life, it started off as the iconic twisted butt-looking thing. Now, you can find it as sticks, as mini butts, little tiny logs, longer logs, pretzel logs not as long but with a bigger girth, as well as buns, big buns, small buns, medium buns, cross-hatched buns, golden buns, white buns, plain buns, salted buns, cheesy buns, sweet buns, oh so many buns! Along with the different transformation in shapes, we even have different ways of eating it. Instead of salty seasonings, people sometimes cover them in milk chocolate or white chocolate. As well as cinnamon, we have whipped cream, cherries, other sweet things like my taint. Another fun fact: the municipal government of Illinois adopted the pretzel as the official logo of Freeport, Illinois, AKA "Pretzel City USA". Future is a fag. Plus, the pretzel is really iconic around the world.
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#64
-4 Frags +

djibouti sounds like booty hehehehe

djibouti sounds like booty hehehehe
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#65
13 Frags +

Oh look

http://i.imgur.com/LDhZiaw.gif

another shitty thread.

Oh look
[img]http://i.imgur.com/LDhZiaw.gif[/img]
another shitty thread.
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#66
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lil b follows me on twitter

lil b follows me on twitter
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#67
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ZimmyOh look
http://i.imgur.com/LDhZiaw.gif
another shitty thread.

I think that's already been established... after the first post.

[quote=Zimmy]Oh look
[img]http://i.imgur.com/LDhZiaw.gif[/img]
another shitty thread.[/quote]

I think that's already been established... after the first post.
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#68
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hu da fk ar yu ??
[quote][size=10][b][color=red]hu[/color][/b][/size] [size=11][i][color=green]da[/color][/i][/size] [size=12][u][color=blue]fk[/color][/u][/size] [size=14][i][color=red]ar[/color][/i][/size] [size=16][u][color=green]yu[/color][/u][/size] [size=16][b][color=blue]??[/color][/b][/size][/quote]
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#69
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Do you work at a synder's of hanover factory?

Do you work at a synder's of hanover factory?
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#70
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http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-WCiiyGX-2Qc/UR0f8FGTKMI/AAAAAAAAAhU/18zl9mwxQpE/s1600/SP_CheeseBowl_HR.jpg

[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-WCiiyGX-2Qc/UR0f8FGTKMI/AAAAAAAAAhU/18zl9mwxQpE/s1600/SP_CheeseBowl_HR.jpg[/img]
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#71
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http://blogs.babble.com/family-kitchen/files/2011/03/Pretzels.jpg

[img]http://blogs.babble.com/family-kitchen/files/2011/03/Pretzels.jpg[/img]
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#72
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https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/344513261577360027/47d9c92134daba9635fd92e639edbbac.jpeg

[img]https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/344513261577360027/47d9c92134daba9635fd92e639edbbac.jpeg[/img]
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#73
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Grimmfuturei'm talkin about buttmad players and admins on community servers who get so twisted by shittalk. futurewhat i do care about is getting their jimmies in a knot and i'm damn good at it
So your upset about pub players getting mad at you when you intentionally shit talk them to get them mad, and they get mad?

no im upset because i cant fuck with pubbers.

[quote=Grimm][quote=future]i'm talkin about buttmad players and admins on community servers who get so twisted by shittalk. [/quote]


[quote=future]what i do care about is getting their jimmies in a knot and i'm damn good at it[/quote]

So your upset about pub players getting mad at you when you intentionally shit talk them to get them mad, and they get mad?[/quote]

no im upset because i cant fuck with pubbers.
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#74
2 Frags +

who is this even directed at? i have a feeling this is a ruse or copypasta

who is this even directed at? i have a feeling this is a ruse or copypasta
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#75
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*

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#76
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futurei wasn't aware this was myspace, i didn't know this was tumbler or some other social media website where other losers gather to suck each others dicks after a hard day of work at there shitty minimal wage job.

their*

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/78/Salt_shaker_on_white_background.jpg

[quote=future]
i wasn't aware this was [i]myspace[/i], i didn't know this was tumbler or some other social media website where other losers gather to suck each others dicks after a hard day of work at there shitty minimal wage job.[/quote]
their*
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/78/Salt_shaker_on_white_background.jpg[/img]
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#77
11 Frags +
futurenot the food
i'm talkin about buttmad players and admins on community servers who get so twisted by shittalk.
they are twisted like a goddamn pretzel,
and they cant untwist themselves
they are so salty that the only thing that can make them feel better is by getting me client side muted, or banned.

they are bad and admins need to stop catoring to them
fucking pretzels
fucking
pretzels.

Oh baby. I found ya. I'm the "pretzel" this guy is talking about (aka walRUS no FUSS, that's my usual intake name and most people on my servers, Smell This Gaming, STgaming for short just call me rus).

This goon has been a prick in my nick since the day his little uppity behind stepped foot into one of my community severs. Listen the heck up, the only thing you've got twisted IS you. Commin in my servers and harassing my friends and players saying all sorts of sexual things to the girl gamers on our server? And you think I'd let you walk away without a ban? What so you can come back and make Trisha cry again? I don't think so kinkos.

Then I hear you're on fortresstvs talking like some big hard butt tissue. Well it looks like they have about as much patience for your microwave popcorn attitude as I did. Guess we're all just "pretzels" huh? Maybe we are all grains of salt on one giant pretzel, and you're pepper do you feel left out. No one else post in this thread for a while, me and this guy have a score to settle, and it could get nasty, so I don't want anyone else getting dragged into this mess.

Oh, and trisha has a message for you: twist this!

[quote=future]not the food
i'm talkin about buttmad players and admins on community servers who get so twisted by shittalk.
they are twisted like a goddamn pretzel,
and they cant untwist themselves
they are so salty that the only thing that can make them feel better is by getting me client side muted, or banned.

they are bad and admins need to stop catoring to them
fucking pretzels
fucking
pretzels.[/quote]

Oh baby. I found ya. I'm the "pretzel" this guy is talking about (aka walRUS no FUSS, that's my usual intake name and most people on my servers, Smell This Gaming, STgaming for short just call me rus).

This goon has been a prick in my nick since the day his little uppity behind stepped foot into one of my community severs. Listen the heck up, the only thing you've got twisted IS you. Commin in my servers and harassing my friends and players saying all sorts of sexual things to the girl gamers on our server? And you think I'd let you walk away without a ban? What so you can come back and make Trisha cry again? I don't think so kinkos.

Then I hear you're on fortresstvs talking like some big hard butt tissue. Well it looks like they have about as much patience for your microwave popcorn attitude as I did. Guess we're all just "pretzels" huh? Maybe we are all grains of salt on one giant pretzel, and you're pepper do you feel left out. No one else post in this thread for a while, me and this guy have a score to settle, and it could get nasty, so I don't want anyone else getting dragged into this mess.

Oh, and trisha has a message for you: twist this!
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#78
-7 Frags +

ALOTTA NIGGAS WANNA RIDE OR DIE
TILL I SHOOT UP THE DRIVERS SIDE OF YOUR WINDOW
NOW DIE AND RIDE

ALOTTA NIGGAS WANNA RIDE OR DIE
TILL I SHOOT UP THE DRIVERS SIDE OF YOUR WINDOW
NOW DIE AND RIDE
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#79
7 Frags +

http://headinablender.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/human-pretzel.jpg?w=584

[img]http://headinablender.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/human-pretzel.jpg?w=584[/img]
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#80
-24 Frags +
wingboosterfanfuturenot the food
i'm talkin about buttmad players and admins on community servers who get so twisted by shittalk.
they are twisted like a goddamn pretzel,
and they cant untwist themselves
they are so salty that the only thing that can make them feel better is by getting me client side muted, or banned.

they are bad and admins need to stop catoring to them
fucking pretzels
fucking
pretzels.

Oh baby. I found ya. I'm the "pretzel" this guy is talking about (aka walRUS no FUSS, that's my usual intake name and most people on my servers, Smell This Gaming, STgaming for short just call me rus).

This goon has been a prick in my nick since the day his little uppity behind stepped foot into one of my community severs. Listen the heck up, the only thing you've got twisted IS you. Commin in my servers and harassing my friends and players saying all sorts of sexual things to the girl gamers on our server? And you think I'd let you walk away without a ban? What so you can come back and make Trisha cry again? I don't think so kinkos.

Then I hear you're on fortresstvs talking like some big hard butt tissue. Well it looks like they have about as much patience for your microwave popcorn attitude as I did. Guess we're all just "pretzels" huh? Maybe we are all grains of salt on one giant pretzel, and you're pepper do you feel left out. No one else post in this thread for a while, me and this guy have a score to settle, and it could get nasty, so I don't want anyone else getting dragged into this mess.

Oh, and trisha has a message for you: twist this!

rofl i made her cry
i'm dying right now
i dont care anymore, you are the icing on the cake
im done, you are fucking gold

mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you fuckin pretzel all of you are pretzels little twisted nerdo madbads, taking everything i say to heart and cryin.

i can get on your fucking servers anytime i want! do you think you stopped me? are you fucking stupid? you posting on here has made my night, i'm glad i made that stupid chick cry, and you know whats even better? I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT!! I dont even fucking know what i said to her, and i dont care, you fucking pretzel.

[quote=wingboosterfan][quote=future]not the food
i'm talkin about buttmad players and admins on community servers who get so twisted by shittalk.
they are twisted like a goddamn pretzel,
and they cant untwist themselves
they are so salty that the only thing that can make them feel better is by getting me client side muted, or banned.

they are bad and admins need to stop catoring to them
fucking pretzels
fucking
pretzels.[/quote]

Oh baby. I found ya. I'm the "pretzel" this guy is talking about (aka walRUS no FUSS, that's my usual intake name and most people on my servers, Smell This Gaming, STgaming for short just call me rus).

This goon has been a prick in my nick since the day his little uppity behind stepped foot into one of my community severs. Listen the heck up, the only thing you've got twisted IS you. Commin in my servers and harassing my friends and players saying all sorts of sexual things to the girl gamers on our server? And you think I'd let you walk away without a ban? What so you can come back and make Trisha cry again? I don't think so kinkos.

Then I hear you're on fortresstvs talking like some big hard butt tissue. Well it looks like they have about as much patience for your microwave popcorn attitude as I did. Guess we're all just "pretzels" huh? Maybe we are all grains of salt on one giant pretzel, and you're pepper do you feel left out. No one else post in this thread for a while, me and this guy have a score to settle, and it could get nasty, so I don't want anyone else getting dragged into this mess.

Oh, and trisha has a message for you: twist this![/quote]

rofl i made her cry
i'm dying right now
i dont care anymore, you are the icing on the cake
im done, you are fucking gold

mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you fuckin pretzel all of you are pretzels little twisted nerdo madbads, taking everything i say to heart and cryin.

i can get on your fucking servers anytime i want! do you think you stopped me? are you fucking stupid? you posting on here has made my night, i'm glad i made that stupid chick cry, and you know whats even better? I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT!! I dont even fucking know what i said to her, and i dont care, you fucking pretzel.
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#81
0 Frags +
futurewingboosterfanfuturenot the food
i'm talkin about buttmad players and admins on community servers who get so twisted by shittalk.
they are twisted like a goddamn pretzel,
and they cant untwist themselves
they are so salty that the only thing that can make them feel better is by getting me client side muted, or banned.

they are bad and admins need to stop catoring to them
fucking pretzels
fucking
pretzels.

Oh baby. I found ya. I'm the "pretzel" this guy is talking about (aka walRUS no FUSS, that's my usual intake name and most people on my servers, Smell This Gaming, STgaming for short just call me rus).

This goon has been a prick in my nick since the day his little uppity behind stepped foot into one of my community severs. Listen the heck up, the only thing you've got twisted IS you. Commin in my servers and harassing my friends and players saying all sorts of sexual things to the girl gamers on our server? And you think I'd let you walk away without a ban? What so you can come back and make Trisha cry again? I don't think so kinkos.

Then I hear you're on fortresstvs talking like some big hard butt tissue. Well it looks like they have about as much patience for your microwave popcorn attitude as I did. Guess we're all just "pretzels" huh? Maybe we are all grains of salt on one giant pretzel, and you're pepper do you feel left out. No one else post in this thread for a while, me and this guy have a score to settle, and it could get nasty, so I don't want anyone else getting dragged into this mess.

Oh, and trisha has a message for you: twist this!

rofl i made her cry
i'm drying right now
i dont care anymore, you are the icing on the cake
im done, you are fucking gold

mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you fuckin pretzel all of you are pretzels little twisted nerdo madbads, taking everything i say to heart and cryin.

i can get on your fucking servers anytime i want? do you think you stopped me? are you fucking stupid? you posting on here has made my night, i'm glad i made that stupid chick cry, and you know whats even better? I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT!! I dont even fucking know what i said to her, and i dont care, you fucking pretzel.

Stop being a fucking pretzel and MGE420 the guy to determine who's better.

[quote=future][quote=wingboosterfan][quote=future]not the food
i'm talkin about buttmad players and admins on community servers who get so twisted by shittalk.
they are twisted like a goddamn pretzel,
and they cant untwist themselves
they are so salty that the only thing that can make them feel better is by getting me client side muted, or banned.

they are bad and admins need to stop catoring to them
fucking pretzels
fucking
pretzels.[/quote]

Oh baby. I found ya. I'm the "pretzel" this guy is talking about (aka walRUS no FUSS, that's my usual intake name and most people on my servers, Smell This Gaming, STgaming for short just call me rus).

This goon has been a prick in my nick since the day his little uppity behind stepped foot into one of my community severs. Listen the heck up, the only thing you've got twisted IS you. Commin in my servers and harassing my friends and players saying all sorts of sexual things to the girl gamers on our server? And you think I'd let you walk away without a ban? What so you can come back and make Trisha cry again? I don't think so kinkos.

Then I hear you're on fortresstvs talking like some big hard butt tissue. Well it looks like they have about as much patience for your microwave popcorn attitude as I did. Guess we're all just "pretzels" huh? Maybe we are all grains of salt on one giant pretzel, and you're pepper do you feel left out. No one else post in this thread for a while, me and this guy have a score to settle, and it could get nasty, so I don't want anyone else getting dragged into this mess.

Oh, and trisha has a message for you: twist this![/quote]

rofl i made her cry
i'm drying right now
i dont care anymore, you are the icing on the cake
im done, you are fucking gold

mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you fuckin pretzel all of you are pretzels little twisted nerdo madbads, taking everything i say to heart and cryin.

i can get on your fucking servers anytime i want? do you think you stopped me? are you fucking stupid? you posting on here has made my night, i'm glad i made that stupid chick cry, and you know whats even better? I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT!! I dont even fucking know what i said to her, and i dont care, you fucking pretzel.[/quote]
Stop being a fucking pretzel and MGE420 the guy to determine who's better.
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#82
11 Frags +
futurei'm drying right now
[quote=future]i'm drying right now [/quote]
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#83
8 Frags +

http://insidetimmies.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/61317_700959566615099_800224301_n.png

[img]http://insidetimmies.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/61317_700959566615099_800224301_n.png[/img]
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#84
5 Frags +
Foghttp://insidetimmies.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/61317_700959566615099_800224301_n.png

I know what im having for breakfast tomorrow

thanks for all the great culinary ideas tf.tv, what would i do without you

[quote=Fog][img]http://insidetimmies.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/61317_700959566615099_800224301_n.png[/img][/quote]

I know what im having for breakfast tomorrow

thanks for all the great culinary ideas tf.tv, what would i do without you
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#85
5 Frags +
wingboosterfanfuture--------snip-----
Oh baby. I found ya. I'm the "pretzel" this guy is talking about (aka walRUS no FUSS, that's my usual intake name and most people on my servers, Smell This Gaming, STgaming for short just call me rus).

This goon has been a prick in my nick since the day his little uppity behind stepped foot into one of my community severs. Listen the heck up, the only thing you've got twisted IS you. Commin in my servers and harassing my friends and players saying all sorts of sexual things to the girl gamers on our server? And you think I'd let you walk away without a ban? What so you can come back and make Trisha cry again? I don't think so kinkos.

Then I hear you're on fortresstvs talking like some big hard butt tissue. Well it looks like they have about as much patience for your microwave popcorn attitude as I did. Guess we're all just "pretzels" huh? Maybe we are all grains of salt on one giant pretzel, and you're pepper do you feel left out. No one else post in this thread for a while, me and this guy have a score to settle, and it could get nasty, so I don't want anyone else getting dragged into this mess.

Oh, and trisha has a message for you: twist this!

Is your server funded with autismbux?
Also, both of these guys are so terrible that this can only be solved by posting more pretzels.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jAATyOph6JA/T94-izO4QNI/AAAAAAAANAo/rtiEk9qy7Kc/s1600/IMG_4494.JPG

[quote=wingboosterfan][quote=future]--------snip-----
[/quote]

Oh baby. I found ya. I'm the "pretzel" this guy is talking about (aka walRUS no FUSS, that's my usual intake name and most people on my servers, Smell This Gaming, STgaming for short just call me rus).

This goon has been a prick in my nick since the day his little uppity behind stepped foot into one of my community severs. Listen the heck up, the only thing you've got twisted IS you. Commin in my servers and harassing my friends and players saying all sorts of sexual things to the girl gamers on our server? And you think I'd let you walk away without a ban? What so you can come back and make Trisha cry again? I don't think so kinkos.

Then I hear you're on fortresstvs talking like some big hard butt tissue. Well it looks like they have about as much patience for your microwave popcorn attitude as I did. Guess we're all just "pretzels" huh? Maybe we are all grains of salt on one giant pretzel, and you're pepper do you feel left out. No one else post in this thread for a while, me and this guy have a score to settle, and it could get nasty, so I don't want anyone else getting dragged into this mess.

Oh, and trisha has a message for you: twist this![/quote]

Is your server funded with autismbux?
Also, both of these guys are so terrible that this can only be solved by posting more pretzels.


[img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jAATyOph6JA/T94-izO4QNI/AAAAAAAANAo/rtiEk9qy7Kc/s1600/IMG_4494.JPG[/img]
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#86
9 Frags +

I'm sorry, but what exactly is so terrible about the second dude? Honestly, I thought that shit about all being grains of salt on one pretzel was pretty deep.

I'm sorry, but what exactly is so terrible about the second dude? Honestly, I thought that shit about all being grains of salt on one pretzel was pretty deep.
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#87
2 Frags +

bape said he smoked pretzel so that explains a lot

bape said he smoked pretzel so that explains a lot
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#88
0 Frags +

OP seems really young. Good luck, you're going to have a hard time with a real career if you are unable to even be civil within those in pubs. I can assure you that real life is a lot more difficult.

OP seems really young. Good luck, you're going to have a hard time with a real career if you are unable to even be civil within those in pubs. I can assure you that real life is a lot more difficult.
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#89
27 Frags +

Nigga, like a month ago you tried to fight some dude over a forum post.

Nigga, like a month ago you tried to fight some dude over a forum post.
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#90
1 Frags +
sildeezyNigga, like a month ago you tried to fight some dude over a forum post.

You're correct, I said I was wrong and attempted to change that bullshit that I started. I should have never said anything while that drunk, and I even said that I was sorry too him. I did wrong, and wanted to change it :P

[quote=sildeezy]Nigga, like a month ago you tried to fight some dude over a forum post.[/quote]

You're correct, I said I was wrong and attempted to change that bullshit that I started. I should have never said anything while that drunk, and I even said that I was sorry too him. I did wrong, and wanted to change it :P
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