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Awkward conversations you've been a part of
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Lets see - Today I was talking to a blind guy and I said "I'll see you next week".
When I was in the Gym showers and this large muscular guy drops his body wash and it lands near my feet and I go "oh i'll get that" - Felt like I was in Prison.
When I spent 45 mins chatting to a girl, then I finally pop the question "so can I have your number?" and she goes - "Oh no, I have a boyfriend". The Awkwardness that followed was not a highlight of my life.
Oh and sitting with my Grandmother on Holiday watching England play in football and she has had a few glasses of wine and starts using racial slurs towards our black players and phrases such as "they're not bloody English". That was a fun night.
Lets see - Today I was talking to a blind guy and I said "I'll see you next week".
When I was in the Gym showers and this large muscular guy drops his body wash and it lands near my feet and I go "oh i'll get that" - Felt like I was in Prison.
When I spent 45 mins chatting to a girl, then I finally pop the question "so can I have your number?" and she goes - "Oh no, I have a boyfriend". The Awkwardness that followed was not a highlight of my life.
Oh and sitting with my Grandmother on Holiday watching England play in football and she has had a few glasses of wine and starts using racial slurs towards our black players and phrases such as "they're not bloody English". That was a fun night.
When I was in the Gym showers and this large muscular guy drops his body wash and it lands near my feet and I go "oh i'll get that" - Felt like I was in Prison.
When I spent 45 mins chatting to a girl, then I finally pop the question "so can I have your number?" and she goes - "Oh no, I have a boyfriend". The Awkwardness that followed was not a highlight of my life.
Oh and sitting with my Grandmother on Holiday watching England play in football and she has had a few glasses of wine and starts using racial slurs towards our black players and phrases such as "they're not bloody English". That was a fun night.
theres this real weird weeaboo/autist guy at the bus stop sometimes. he was talking to this blind kid for like 15mins, but randomly just leaves mid convo while the blind guy is talking. he continues talking for like 3mins with the guy gone with everyone else WTFing over how fucked up it was
theres this real weird weeaboo/autist guy at the bus stop sometimes. he was talking to this blind kid for like 15mins, but randomly just leaves mid convo while the blind guy is talking. he continues talking for like 3mins with the guy gone with everyone else WTFing over how fucked up it was
I have a few.
Having, not one, but two exes call me long after we broke up and having no prior conversations to tell me that they were pregnant. To make things more awkward, I was the first person they both have told. I am almost never at a loss of words, but both times I had no idea what to say. After a few LONG seconds of counting how long it's been since you have seen them (1+ years) at least the panic goes away. I still had no fucking clue what to say, they were both 18-19 years old so I didn't think saying "congrats" would work here, nor would saying "Are you subtly asking for a ride to planned parenthood?" So, I just sat there saying "yep" a lot.
When a work colleague turned on his laptop when he got to work and porn was blaring during a meeting.
Every single funeral, since I have no idea how to act and I don't like to hug my family.
Getting caught making out with your (then girlfriend's) roommate and the conversation afterwards.
Making out with a random girl at a party that your date (now wife lol) drove you to and conversation later. Actually, thinking back there is a lot of awkward stories about when my wife and I were "dating" in college but I don't think I want to go into anymore since they make me look like a scumbag (and I was)
OH and a recent one. My wife's grandmother has alzheimers so she always thinks it is still 1930, while at dinner in a real nice restaurant loudly asks "why is there a negro in here?"
I have a few.
Having, not one, but two exes call me long after we broke up and having no prior conversations to tell me that they were pregnant. To make things more awkward, I was the first person they both have told. I am almost never at a loss of words, but both times I had no idea what to say. After a few LONG seconds of counting how long it's been since you have seen them (1+ years) at least the panic goes away. I still had no fucking clue what to say, they were both 18-19 years old so I didn't think saying "congrats" would work here, nor would saying "Are you subtly asking for a ride to planned parenthood?" So, I just sat there saying "yep" a lot.
When a work colleague turned on his laptop when he got to work and porn was blaring during a meeting.
Every single funeral, since I have no idea how to act and I don't like to hug my family.
Getting caught making out with your (then girlfriend's) roommate and the conversation afterwards.
Making out with a random girl at a party that your date (now wife lol) drove you to and conversation later. Actually, thinking back there is a lot of awkward stories about when my wife and I were "dating" in college but I don't think I want to go into anymore since they make me look like a scumbag (and I was)
OH and a recent one. My wife's grandmother has alzheimers so she always thinks it is still 1930, while at dinner in a real nice restaurant loudly asks "why is there a negro in here?"
Having, not one, but two exes call me long after we broke up and having no prior conversations to tell me that they were pregnant. To make things more awkward, I was the first person they both have told. I am almost never at a loss of words, but both times I had no idea what to say. After a few LONG seconds of counting how long it's been since you have seen them (1+ years) at least the panic goes away. I still had no fucking clue what to say, they were both 18-19 years old so I didn't think saying "congrats" would work here, nor would saying "Are you subtly asking for a ride to planned parenthood?" So, I just sat there saying "yep" a lot.
When a work colleague turned on his laptop when he got to work and porn was blaring during a meeting.
Every single funeral, since I have no idea how to act and I don't like to hug my family.
Getting caught making out with your (then girlfriend's) roommate and the conversation afterwards.
Making out with a random girl at a party that your date (now wife lol) drove you to and conversation later. Actually, thinking back there is a lot of awkward stories about when my wife and I were "dating" in college but I don't think I want to go into anymore since they make me look like a scumbag (and I was)
OH and a recent one. My wife's grandmother has alzheimers so she always thinks it is still 1930, while at dinner in a real nice restaurant loudly asks "why is there a negro in here?"
Alright, il throw one.
I just moved to Ottawa in june. I was really excited by my new job, regarding fighting this government we have.
One of my old friend, which play TF2 by the way, invite me over for a tuesday night regular thing they have at a bar with his friends. Everyday tuesday they go eat wings and drink craft beer at the same pub. They are around 20 people around the table. (Mostly gov workers or students in the late 20's.)
Everyone is asking me what i do, i explain, everything goes well, there a cute chick, etc.
Suddenly i start speaking specificaly about the policy of our gov regarding military and i got pretty excited. Im also a huge anti-war demonstrator and i have a past of activism in Quebec city.
So i went '' OMG MAN I FUCKING HATE THE ARMY FUCK''.
My friend starts laughing so hard, because the dude sitting right next to me was in the army.
Omg, i just drank beer and shut up. (The dude right besides me look at me and say nothing)
Couples weeks later, i went back to their meeting and it was fine. lol
Alright, il throw one.
I just moved to Ottawa in june. I was really excited by my new job, regarding fighting this government we have.
One of my old friend, which play TF2 by the way, invite me over for a tuesday night regular thing they have at a bar with his friends. Everyday tuesday they go eat wings and drink craft beer at the same pub. They are around 20 people around the table. (Mostly gov workers or students in the late 20's.)
Everyone is asking me what i do, i explain, everything goes well, there a cute chick, etc.
Suddenly i start speaking specificaly about the policy of our gov regarding military and i got pretty excited. Im also a huge anti-war demonstrator and i have a past of activism in Quebec city.
So i went '' OMG MAN I FUCKING HATE THE ARMY FUCK''.
My friend starts laughing so hard, because the dude sitting right next to me was in the army.
Omg, i just drank beer and shut up. (The dude right besides me look at me and say nothing)
Couples weeks later, i went back to their meeting and it was fine. lol
I just moved to Ottawa in june. I was really excited by my new job, regarding fighting this government we have.
One of my old friend, which play TF2 by the way, invite me over for a tuesday night regular thing they have at a bar with his friends. Everyday tuesday they go eat wings and drink craft beer at the same pub. They are around 20 people around the table. (Mostly gov workers or students in the late 20's.)
Everyone is asking me what i do, i explain, everything goes well, there a cute chick, etc.
Suddenly i start speaking specificaly about the policy of our gov regarding military and i got pretty excited. Im also a huge anti-war demonstrator and i have a past of activism in Quebec city.
So i went '' OMG MAN I FUCKING HATE THE ARMY FUCK''.
My friend starts laughing so hard, because the dude sitting right next to me was in the army.
Omg, i just drank beer and shut up. (The dude right besides me look at me and say nothing)
Couples weeks later, i went back to their meeting and it was fine. lol
Went on a date right out of HS with a girl who was a freshman in college. Things went well and she invited me back to her place. We get to her room and things heat up on the couch. In the midst of everything, her roommate who was supposedly not home walks out of her bedroom, headed to the kitchen. I immediately recognized the roommate. It was my sister. We did not stop. It wasn't all that awkward for me at the time, you know, because of the whole "18, horny and stupid" thing, but I'm sure it was super awkward for her.
Also, when I was 17, I was dating a girl who was 16. I had been to her home several times and met her entire family. I got along well with them and they all seemed to like me as well. One day, I went to her house after school and her mom let me in. Her mom told me that she was taking a shower and I could wait in the bedroom. The bathroom was inside the bedroom, so I tapped on the bathroom door and announced my presence. I was sitting on her bed waiting for her to finish up in the bathroom when her sister walked out of the bathroom and through the bedroom stark naked while smiling at me. This should have been one of those cool stories ending in a three-way with two sisters, but the sister was 12, so the whole situation was incredibly awkward for me. The girl I was dating was downstairs doing laundry. Ugh.
Went on a date right out of HS with a girl who was a freshman in college. Things went well and she invited me back to her place. We get to her room and things heat up on the couch. In the midst of everything, her roommate who was supposedly not home walks out of her bedroom, headed to the kitchen. I immediately recognized the roommate. It was my sister. We did not stop. It wasn't all that awkward for me at the time, you know, because of the whole "18, horny and stupid" thing, but I'm sure it was super awkward for her.
Also, when I was 17, I was dating a girl who was 16. I had been to her home several times and met her entire family. I got along well with them and they all seemed to like me as well. One day, I went to her house after school and her mom let me in. Her mom told me that she was taking a shower and I could wait in the bedroom. The bathroom was inside the bedroom, so I tapped on the bathroom door and announced my presence. I was sitting on her bed waiting for her to finish up in the bathroom when her sister walked out of the bathroom and through the bedroom stark naked while smiling at me. This should have been one of those cool stories ending in a three-way with two sisters, but the sister was 12, so the whole situation was incredibly awkward for me. The girl I was dating was downstairs doing laundry. Ugh.
Also, when I was 17, I was dating a girl who was 16. I had been to her home several times and met her entire family. I got along well with them and they all seemed to like me as well. One day, I went to her house after school and her mom let me in. Her mom told me that she was taking a shower and I could wait in the bedroom. The bathroom was inside the bedroom, so I tapped on the bathroom door and announced my presence. I was sitting on her bed waiting for her to finish up in the bathroom when her sister walked out of the bathroom and through the bedroom stark naked while smiling at me. This should have been one of those cool stories ending in a three-way with two sisters, but the sister was 12, so the whole situation was incredibly awkward for me. The girl I was dating was downstairs doing laundry. Ugh.
In Grade 8 or so, my class doing some weird team-building exercise, and we had to spontaneously give a compliment to another randomly assigned classmate. Of course, I got the hottest girl in the class to compliment.
I said, "Your hair is like one really long hair that goes in and out of your head like a million times."
who even says that god dammit
In Grade 8 or so, my class doing some weird team-building exercise, and we had to spontaneously give a compliment to another randomly assigned classmate. Of course, I got the hottest girl in the class to compliment.
I said, "Your hair is like one really long hair that goes in and out of your head like a million times."
who even says that god dammit
I said, "Your hair is like one really long hair that goes in and out of your head like a million times."
who even says that god dammit
VirulenceIn Grade 8 or so, my class doing some weird team-building exercise, and we had to spontaneously give a compliment to another randomly assigned classmate. Of course, I got the hottest girl in the class to compliment.
I said, "Your hair is like one really long hair that goes in and out of your head like a million times."
who even says that god dammit
Dude that is some next level shit. How the fuck did you even come up with that shit?
[quote=Virulence]In Grade 8 or so, my class doing some weird team-building exercise, and we had to spontaneously give a compliment to another randomly assigned classmate. Of course, I got the hottest girl in the class to compliment.
I said, "Your hair is like one really long hair that goes in and out of your head like a million times."
who even says that god dammit[/quote]
Dude that is some next level shit. How the fuck did you even come up with that shit?
I said, "Your hair is like one really long hair that goes in and out of your head like a million times."
who even says that god dammit[/quote]
Dude that is some next level shit. How the fuck did you even come up with that shit?
Just today, I was doing my business in the stalls when all of the sudden, I heard two guys around me talking about which character was better in league of legends. Then they couldn't come up to a conclusion and they decided to make me judge. Needless to say, I just ignored them and will never use the school restrooms ever again.
This is what I have to deal with in a school where a majority of the student population plays league :(
Just today, I was doing my business in the stalls when all of the sudden, I heard two guys around me talking about which character was better in league of legends. Then they couldn't come up to a conclusion and they decided to make me judge. Needless to say, I just ignored them and will never use the school restrooms ever again.
This is what I have to deal with in a school where a majority of the student population plays league :(
This is what I have to deal with in a school where a majority of the student population plays league :(
Throughout all of high school I was attached to one girl, not like Matt Damon and Greg Kinnear in Stuck On You (2003) but where I really liked her. We were in a relationship that was always off again on again. Once in our "off" phase, I went to a pumpkin carving party at her house where somehow several of the girls started explaining the amount of opportunities that I could have had sex with them or someone else they knew. They named specific times when I couldve gotten laid and kept asking why I didnt do it. We were all at a big table carving pumpkins so everyone's attention is focused on why I didnt have sex with these and other girls. All I could do was avoid eye contact with the girl that I liked and just shrug.
Another awkward conversation was when my parents found out that I wanted to kill myself, but that one isn't as funny
Throughout all of high school I was attached to one girl, not like Matt Damon and Greg Kinnear in Stuck On You (2003) but where I really liked her. We were in a relationship that was always off again on again. Once in our "off" phase, I went to a pumpkin carving party at her house where somehow several of the girls started explaining the amount of opportunities that I could have had sex with them or someone else they knew. They named specific times when I couldve gotten laid and kept asking why I didnt do it. We were all at a big table carving pumpkins so everyone's attention is focused on why I didnt have sex with these and other girls. All I could do was avoid eye contact with the girl that I liked and just shrug.
Another awkward conversation was when my parents found out that I wanted to kill myself, but that one isn't as funny
Another awkward conversation was when my parents found out that I wanted to kill myself, but that one isn't as funny
GeknaiirJust today, I was doing my business in the stalls when all of the sudden, I heard two guys around me talking about which character was better in league of legends. Then they couldn't come up to a conclusion and they decided to make me judge. Needless to say, I just ignored them and will never use the school restrooms ever again.
This is what I have to deal with in a school where a majority of the student population plays league :(
as a spy main
[quote=Geknaiir]Just today, I was doing my business in the stalls when all of the sudden, I heard two guys around me talking about which character was better in league of legends. Then they couldn't come up to a conclusion and they decided to make me judge. Needless to say, I just ignored them and will never use the school restrooms ever again.
This is what I have to deal with in a school where a majority of the student population plays league :([/quote]
as a spy main
This is what I have to deal with in a school where a majority of the student population plays league :([/quote]
as a spy main
everyone in middle school has that girl that's a little more grown than the rest, well me and my brother were playing truth or dare and i chose dare, ended up with me having to show my little middle schooler penis to all the girls :( and that one specific girl was laughing...omg so embarrassing and awkward.
everyone in middle school has that girl that's a little more grown than the rest, well me and my brother were playing truth or dare and i chose dare, ended up with me having to show my little middle schooler penis to all the girls :( and that one specific girl was laughing...omg so embarrassing and awkward.
i accidentally asked the guy who's job i was replacing where the office i would be working in was because i was lost
I tried to be friendly and be like, yea im workin for so and so.. thanks etc
my co workers told me later what he looked like and i realized that i just fucked this dude over LOL
i accidentally asked the guy who's job i was replacing where the office i would be working in was because i was lost
I tried to be friendly and be like, yea im workin for so and so.. thanks etc
my co workers told me later what he looked like and i realized that i just fucked this dude over LOL
I tried to be friendly and be like, yea im workin for so and so.. thanks etc
my co workers told me later what he looked like and i realized that i just fucked this dude over LOL
Personally, I've never had any real memorable awkward conversations. I remember being asked out by some teenagers while in a town on the other side of the state when I was like 9 or 10. They laughed for a moment after I said no thanks, but I just went back to playing an arcade machine, shooting nazi airplanes. Actually, now that I'm writing this, I remember another random thing I said while I was in elementary school. I asked a random question of "Does anyone wanted to go to bed with me?" I think it was right after recess, and one girl kept laughing while I immediately turned furiously red. I tried to backpedal my way out of what I just said, but I was never able to do the impossible.
VirulenceI said, "Your hair is like one really long hair that goes in and out of your head like a million times."
Honestly, after I stopped laughing, that doesn't sound half bad on paper.
Personally, I've never had any real memorable awkward conversations. I remember being asked out by some teenagers while in a town on the other side of the state when I was like 9 or 10. They laughed for a moment after I said no thanks, but I just went back to playing an arcade machine, shooting nazi airplanes. Actually, now that I'm writing this, I remember another random thing I said while I was in elementary school. I asked a random question of "Does anyone wanted to go to bed with me?" I think it was right after recess, and one girl kept laughing while I immediately turned furiously red. I tried to backpedal my way out of what I just said, but I was never able to do the impossible.
[quote=Virulence]
I said, "Your hair is like one really long hair that goes in and out of your head like a million times."[/quote]
Honestly, after I stopped laughing, that doesn't sound half bad on paper.
[quote=Virulence]
I said, "Your hair is like one really long hair that goes in and out of your head like a million times."[/quote]
Honestly, after I stopped laughing, that doesn't sound half bad on paper.
I'm suddenly awoken by the voice of my then girlfiend, it feels vaguely that she's standing over top of me, and I'm cold....
"You're Bleeding - a lot" - her
"What? *casually observes body, realizes he's slept on the front porch, and is really really scraped up* - me
"Oh god what happened last night?" - me
"Well, you got really drunk, and fell down a lot, and you slept on the front porch, I told you, you could sleep on the couch, but you insisted the porch was the place for you. You were also a huge ass hole to me, and we broke up." - her
"Oh, and how do you feel about that?" - me
"I think it's for the best." - her
":/" - me
"Don't worry I made you breakfast, and I'll wash out those scrapes" - her
She's still my best friend lol.
I'm suddenly awoken by the voice of my then girlfiend, it feels vaguely that she's standing over top of me, and I'm cold....
"You're Bleeding - a lot" - her
"What? *casually observes body, realizes he's slept on the front porch, and is really really scraped up* - me
"Oh god what happened last night?" - me
"Well, you got really drunk, and fell down a lot, and you slept on the front porch, I told you, you could sleep on the couch, but you insisted the porch was the place for you. You were also a huge ass hole to me, and we broke up." - her
"Oh, and how do you feel about that?" - me
"I think it's for the best." - her
":/" - me
"Don't worry I made you breakfast, and I'll wash out those scrapes" - her
She's still my best friend lol.
"You're Bleeding - a lot" - her
"What? *casually observes body, realizes he's slept on the front porch, and is really really scraped up* - me
"Oh god what happened last night?" - me
"Well, you got really drunk, and fell down a lot, and you slept on the front porch, I told you, you could sleep on the couch, but you insisted the porch was the place for you. You were also a huge ass hole to me, and we broke up." - her
"Oh, and how do you feel about that?" - me
"I think it's for the best." - her
":/" - me
"Don't worry I made you breakfast, and I'll wash out those scrapes" - her
She's still my best friend lol.
One of the last wedding we attended my wife had to sit at a table with 2 of my exes while I was at the head table with the wedding party. Awkward for her, not so much for me :)
One of the last wedding we attended my wife had to sit at a table with 2 of my exes while I was at the head table with the wedding party. Awkward for her, not so much for me :)
toasty | Fifa 2014: omg dont even get me started
toasty | Fifa 2014: it was my birthday
toasty | Fifa 2014: and for starts as a more of a sidenote, im pretty popular i guess at my school
toasty | Fifa 2014: and this fucking 10/10 chick thats in my marching band
toasty | Fifa 2014: like
toasty | Fifa 2014: serious goddess material said "happy birthday"
toasty | Fifa 2014: and i was just like "thanks right back at ya!"
toasty | Fifa 2014: brb suicide
toasty | Fifa 2014: omg dont even get me started
toasty | Fifa 2014: it was my birthday
toasty | Fifa 2014: and for starts as a more of a sidenote, im pretty popular i guess at my school
toasty | Fifa 2014: and this fucking 10/10 chick thats in my marching band
toasty | Fifa 2014: like
toasty | Fifa 2014: serious goddess material said "happy birthday"
toasty | Fifa 2014: and i was just like "thanks right back at ya!"
toasty | Fifa 2014: brb suicide
toasty | Fifa 2014: it was my birthday
toasty | Fifa 2014: and for starts as a more of a sidenote, im pretty popular i guess at my school
toasty | Fifa 2014: and this fucking 10/10 chick thats in my marching band
toasty | Fifa 2014: like
toasty | Fifa 2014: serious goddess material said "happy birthday"
toasty | Fifa 2014: and i was just like "thanks right back at ya!"
toasty | Fifa 2014: brb suicide
When I say my name at the end of a voicemail like I was writing a letter.
When I say my name at the end of a voicemail like I was writing a letter.
one time freshman year of hs i was at a 5 guys downtown and being the middle class white kid that i am i used to be really uncomfortable around black people. i ordered my burger and shit and went over to the soda fountains to get a drink and here were a few black dudes in their late twenties hanging out around there. this is downtown cincinnati so its not the roughest of neighborhoods but being the aforementioned suburban white kid i was already entirely unconfortable and this sensation was only magnified by the questioning i received about my glasses. one of the gentlemen promptly stated "lil white nigga got himself some raybans, shhhhiiiiieeeeeeet" to me as i reached to fill my cup with coke. an uneasing, almost vomit inducing anxiety rushed over me as this statement was made in which i ended up never doing anything but awkwardly smiling as to show some sort of recognition of him speaking to me then stumblind out of the 5 guys feeling somewhat violated.
one time freshman year of hs i was at a 5 guys downtown and being the middle class white kid that i am i used to be really uncomfortable around black people. i ordered my burger and shit and went over to the soda fountains to get a drink and here were a few black dudes in their late twenties hanging out around there. this is downtown cincinnati so its not the roughest of neighborhoods but being the aforementioned suburban white kid i was already entirely unconfortable and this sensation was only magnified by the questioning i received about my glasses. one of the gentlemen promptly stated "lil white nigga got himself some raybans, shhhhiiiiieeeeeeet" to me as i reached to fill my cup with coke. an uneasing, almost vomit inducing anxiety rushed over me as this statement was made in which i ended up never doing anything but awkwardly smiling as to show some sort of recognition of him speaking to me then stumblind out of the 5 guys feeling somewhat violated.
Persistent homeless people always make me feel awkward. I was in line for a concert when someone asked me for some spare change. I just brush him off saying "I don't have anything." Dude just looks at me incredulously and starts asking me questions like "so you already bought your ticket?"
Holy shit, stop making me feel guilty.
Persistent homeless people always make me feel awkward. I was in line for a concert when someone asked me for some spare change. I just brush him off saying "I don't have anything." Dude just looks at me incredulously and starts asking me questions like "so you already bought your ticket?"
Holy shit, stop making me feel guilty.
Holy shit, stop making me feel guilty.
fieldsone of the gentlemen promptly stated "lil white nigga got himself some raybans, shhhhiiiiieeeeeeet"
[quote=fields]one of the gentlemen promptly stated "lil white nigga got himself some raybans, shhhhiiiiieeeeeeet" [/quote]
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[EZF] KevinIsPwn: IM SO BAD AT THE INTERNET
[EZF] KevinIsPwn: JEEZE LOUISE
i should have led him on more, but i have no clue how to successfully imitate ma3la for longer than one second OH WELL
[GOON] DEATHFORCE9 ? Demostrs: hello?
[EZF] KevinIsPwn: Hey, is this ma3la
[EZF] KevinIsPwn: Or am I stupid
[GOON] DEATHFORCE9 ? Demostrs: of course, i am lost in translation's ma3la
[GOON] DEATHFORCE9 ? Demostrs: whatchu need
[EZF] KevinIsPwn: Did mang talk to you about the thing on Saturday?
[GOON] DEATHFORCE9 ? Demostrs: (disclaimer: i am not actually ma3la)
[GOON] DEATHFORCE9 ? Demostrs: flattered, though!
[EZF] KevinIsPwn: IM SO BAD AT THE INTERNET
[EZF] KevinIsPwn: JEEZE LOUISE
i should have led him on more, but i have no clue how to successfully imitate ma3la for longer than one second OH WELL
[EZF] KevinIsPwn: Hey, is this ma3la
[EZF] KevinIsPwn: Or am I stupid
[GOON] DEATHFORCE9 ? Demostrs: of course, i am lost in translation's ma3la
[GOON] DEATHFORCE9 ? Demostrs: whatchu need
[EZF] KevinIsPwn: Did mang talk to you about the thing on Saturday?
[GOON] DEATHFORCE9 ? Demostrs: (disclaimer: i am not actually ma3la)
[GOON] DEATHFORCE9 ? Demostrs: flattered, though!
[EZF] KevinIsPwn: IM SO BAD AT THE INTERNET
[EZF] KevinIsPwn: JEEZE LOUISE
i should have led him on more, but i have no clue how to successfully imitate ma3la for longer than one second OH WELL
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