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ESEA s14 Open Gossip Thread
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#91
1 Frags +
clorgshlanerhttp://play.esea.net/teams/75340 - because 2c raped me in cpma
welcome back neorussia

so i wanted to play with my friends with little to no experience and couldnt think of a demo so i asked neorussia

turns out neorussia sucks dick at demo (i thought it was his main? does he even have one ) if anyone thinks theyre better contact lansky(team manager) and have your messages forwarded to me immediately

[quote=clorg][quote=shlaner]
http://play.esea.net/teams/75340 - because 2c raped me in cpma[/quote]

welcome back neorussia[/quote]

so i wanted to play with my friends with little to no experience and couldnt think of a demo so i asked neorussia

turns out neorussia sucks dick at demo (i thought it was his main? does he even have one ) if anyone thinks theyre better contact lansky(team manager) and have your messages forwarded to me immediately
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#92
4 Frags +
tranchemusicMultipleEntendreThe only glaring omission in shlaner's post:

http://play.esea.net/teams/73290

Had my shit ruined by their scouts far too many times to leave them out.

Everybody will be so mad at Tankman by game 3 that the team will crumble

source: have you ever played with the kid?

i fucking love tankman and if I ever see you posting shit about him again I will fuck your ass up in MGE like I'm fucking toilethumor.

8)

[quote=tranchemusic][quote=MultipleEntendre]The only glaring omission in shlaner's post:

http://play.esea.net/teams/73290

Had my shit ruined by their scouts far too many times to leave them out.[/quote]

Everybody will be so mad at Tankman by game 3 that the team will crumble

source: have you ever played with the kid?[/quote]

i fucking love tankman and if I ever see you posting shit about him again I will fuck your ass up in MGE like I'm fucking toilethumor.

8)
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#93
1 Frags +

wow craig dont you remember the whole "I AM A MID LEVEL SOLDIER" macros

wow craig dont you remember the whole "I AM A MID LEVEL SOLDIER" macros
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#94
0 Frags +
2cclorgshlanerhttp://play.esea.net/teams/75340 - because 2c raped me in cpma
welcome back neorussia

so i wanted to play with my friends with little to no experience and couldnt think of a demo so i asked neorussia

turns out neorussia sucks dick at demo (i thought it was his main? does he even have one ) if anyone thinks theyre better contact lansky(team manager) and have your messages forwarded to me immediately

from what i remember browsing old natf2 threads i coulda sworn he mained scout

[quote=2c][quote=clorg][quote=shlaner]
http://play.esea.net/teams/75340 - because 2c raped me in cpma[/quote]

welcome back neorussia[/quote]

so i wanted to play with my friends with little to no experience and couldnt think of a demo so i asked neorussia

turns out neorussia sucks dick at demo (i thought it was his main? does he even have one ) if anyone thinks theyre better contact lansky(team manager) and have your messages forwarded to me immediately[/quote]
from what i remember browsing old natf2 threads i coulda sworn he mained scout
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#95
1 Frags +
Saber2cclorgshlanerhttp://play.esea.net/teams/75340 - because 2c raped me in cpma
welcome back neorussia

so i wanted to play with my friends with little to no experience and couldnt think of a demo so i asked neorussia

turns out neorussia sucks dick at demo (i thought it was his main? does he even have one ) if anyone thinks theyre better contact lansky(team manager) and have your messages forwarded to me immediately
from what i remember browsing old natf2 threads i coulda sworn he mained scout

He mains rocket jumper + shotgun soldier.

[quote=Saber][quote=2c][quote=clorg][quote=shlaner]
http://play.esea.net/teams/75340 - because 2c raped me in cpma[/quote]

welcome back neorussia[/quote]

so i wanted to play with my friends with little to no experience and couldnt think of a demo so i asked neorussia

turns out neorussia sucks dick at demo (i thought it was his main? does he even have one ) if anyone thinks theyre better contact lansky(team manager) and have your messages forwarded to me immediately[/quote]
from what i remember browsing old natf2 threads i coulda sworn he mained scout[/quote]

He mains rocket jumper + shotgun soldier.
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#96
-2 Frags +
capnfapnPyrokanetisMultipleEntendreThe only glaring omission in shlaner's post:

http://play.esea.net/teams/73290

Had my shit ruined by their scouts far too many times to leave them out.

http://image11.spreadshirt.com/image-server/v1/compositions/103739583/views/1,width=178,height=178,appearanceId=1/oh-stop-it-you.jpg

Their scouts are good, but their medic is autistic.

edit: oh and yes pyrokanetis is autistic as fuck holy shit when you hear him talk you can hear the minecraft blocks flying out of his mouth.

make me proud vee and snark make me proud! ;_____;

I think alot of teams underestimate us because were not known haha it will be fun im excited for this season

[quote=capnfapn][quote=Pyrokanetis][quote=MultipleEntendre]The only glaring omission in shlaner's post:

http://play.esea.net/teams/73290

Had my shit ruined by their scouts far too many times to leave them out.[/quote]

[img]http://image11.spreadshirt.com/image-server/v1/compositions/103739583/views/1,width=178,height=178,appearanceId=1/oh-stop-it-you.jpg[/img]

Their scouts are good, but their medic is autistic.[/quote]

edit: oh and yes pyrokanetis is autistic as fuck holy shit when you hear him talk you can hear the minecraft blocks flying out of his mouth.

make me proud vee and snark make me proud! ;_____;[/quote]
I think alot of teams underestimate us because were not known haha it will be fun im excited for this season
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#97
-3 Frags +
brrtonjimbo's team is gonna do really well

http://play.esea.net/teams/70226

Wait I'm on that roster? When did this happen?

[quote=brrton]jimbo's team is gonna do really well

http://play.esea.net/teams/70226[/quote]


Wait I'm on that roster? When did this happen?
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#98
9 Frags +
Thomasduhtrainbrrtonjimbo's team is gonna do really well

http://play.esea.net/teams/70226

Wait I'm on that roster? When did this happen?

Probably when you went on the team page, clicked join team, and typed in the correct team password.

[quote=Thomasduhtrain][quote=brrton]jimbo's team is gonna do really well

http://play.esea.net/teams/70226[/quote]


Wait I'm on that roster? When did this happen?[/quote]

Probably when you went on the team page, clicked join team, and typed in the correct team password.
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#99
0 Frags +
cozenhttp://play.esea.net/teams/75245

noko and kraka scout combo. get ready to get pooped on open.

also. fashion police.

From what I heard kraka is backup because he's really busy with school/work

[quote=cozen]http://play.esea.net/teams/75245

noko and kraka scout combo. get ready to get pooped on open.

also. fashion police.[/quote]

From what I heard kraka is backup because he's really busy with school/work
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#100
2 Frags +

Anybody but The Best Team in Open to win.
So arrogant.

also http://play.esea.net/teams/75245 witnessed scrimming with Maniac #speculation

Anybody but [i]The Best Team in Open[/i] to win.
So arrogant.


also http://play.esea.net/teams/75245 witnessed scrimming with Maniac #speculation
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#101
-3 Frags +
BenkAnybody but The Best Team in Open to win.
So arrogant.

But they're gonna win though

redbanconductorredbanFFGhttp://play.esea.net/teams/64919

i mean its in their name

I don't know about that...

if you think there's another team in open right now who's better than them then you're wrong, sorry to tell you

edit: assuming that loronix and stevec's team isn't presently an actual thing

Oh sorry I didn't know it was an objective fact and not up for debate

I hear it's actually a fact now

[quote=Benk]Anybody but [i]The Best Team in Open[/i] to win.
So arrogant.[/quote]

But they're gonna win though

[quote=redban][quote=conductor][quote=redban][quote=FFG]http://play.esea.net/teams/64919

i mean its in their name[/quote]

I don't know about that...[/quote]

if you think there's another team in open right now who's better than them then you're wrong, sorry to tell you

edit: assuming that loronix and stevec's team isn't presently an actual thing[/quote]

Oh sorry I didn't know it was an objective fact and not up for debate[/quote]

I hear it's actually a fact now
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#102
-1 Frags +

pot's team is going to win open

This is pending I don't fucking strangle cody for doing 280 ddm and then beg acula to come back and play demoman so I can continue my necromantic ritual of reviving smile theory.

That being said anyone sleeping on arctic joe is a fucking idiot and neither of our scouts got mentioned yet rip

shlanerhttp://play.esea.net/teams/74724 - why are they still here :(

Because until I have successfully resurrected tim "radio raheem" nordlund by sacrificing 12 open rosters I will not rest

pot's team is going to win open

This is pending I don't fucking strangle cody for doing 280 ddm and then beg acula to come back and play demoman so I can continue my necromantic ritual of reviving smile theory.

That being said anyone sleeping on arctic joe is a fucking idiot and neither of our scouts got mentioned yet rip

[quote=shlaner]http://play.esea.net/teams/74724 - why are they still here :([/quote]

Because until I have successfully resurrected tim "radio raheem" nordlund by sacrificing 12 open rosters I will not rest
103
#103
2 Frags +
2sy_morphiendThat being said anyone sleeping on arctic joe is a fucking idiot and neither of our scouts got mentioned yet rip

I think most people probably assume riot will ragequit the team before the season's finished

[quote=2sy_morphiend]
That being said anyone sleeping on arctic joe is a fucking idiot and neither of our scouts got mentioned yet rip[/quote]
I think most people probably assume riot will ragequit the team before the season's finished
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#104
-4 Frags +
Khaki2sy_morphiendThat being said anyone sleeping on arctic joe is a fucking idiot and neither of our scouts got mentioned yet ripI think most people probably assume riot will ragequit the team before the season's finished

But riot hasn't ever ragequit a team?

[quote=Khaki][quote=2sy_morphiend]
That being said anyone sleeping on arctic joe is a fucking idiot and neither of our scouts got mentioned yet rip[/quote]
I think most people probably assume riot will ragequit the team before the season's finished[/quote]

But riot hasn't ever ragequit a team?
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#105
-3 Frags +
2sy_morphiendanyone sleeping on arctic joe is a fucking idiot

Couldn't have said it better myself

[quote=2sy_morphiend]anyone sleeping on arctic joe is a fucking idiot[/quote]

Couldn't have said it better myself
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#106
4 Frags +

i always wondered who arctic joe was cause he fucking destroyed everytime i saw him in dm

i always wondered who arctic joe was cause he fucking destroyed everytime i saw him in dm
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#107
2 Frags +

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#108
4 Frags +
mghughlauriei always wondered who arctic joe was cause he fucking destroyed everytime i saw him in dm

I'd be hard pressed to remember a single time I've been in a DM server and NOT seen Arctic Joe. Dude is there 24/7.

[quote=mghughlaurie]i always wondered who arctic joe was cause he fucking destroyed everytime i saw him in dm[/quote]

I'd be hard pressed to remember a single time I've been in a DM server and NOT seen Arctic Joe. Dude is there 24/7.
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#109
4 Frags +

http://play.esea.net/teams/75360

Jesus Christ. GG open

http://play.esea.net/teams/75360

Jesus Christ. GG open
110
#110
9 Frags +

That team cannot be in Open.

That team [i]cannot[/i] be in Open.
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#111
11 Frags +

sandbag.com

holy fucking shit they can't be allowed in open

sandbag.com

holy fucking shit they can't be allowed in open
112
#112
9 Frags +

Pizzaboy Gangbang is dead.

Pizzaboy Gangbang is dead.
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#113
5 Frags +
Foghttp://play.esea.net/teams/75360

Jesus Christ. GG open

IM too hard.

[quote=Fog]http://play.esea.net/teams/75360

Jesus Christ. GG open[/quote]

IM too hard.
114
#114
10 Frags +

Gonna gangbang open

Gonna gangbang open
115
#115
-3 Frags +
Thomasduhtrainbrrtonjimbo's team is gonna do really well

http://play.esea.net/teams/70226

Wait I'm on that roster? When did this happen?

Going to do really well AT DROPPING UBERS, LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOL

[quote=Thomasduhtrain][quote=brrton]jimbo's team is gonna do really well

http://play.esea.net/teams/70226[/quote]


Wait I'm on that roster? When did this happen?[/quote]


Going to do really well AT DROPPING UBERS, LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOL
116
#116
0 Frags +
2sy_morphiendKhaki2sy_morphiendThat being said anyone sleeping on arctic joe is a fucking idiot and neither of our scouts got mentioned yet ripI think most people probably assume riot will ragequit the team before the season's finished
But riot hasn't ever ragequit a team?

I've heard from many people Riot kills most teams he plays on due to anger issues

I mean he seems like a nice guy from what I remember playing with him but this is just what I've heard

[quote=2sy_morphiend][quote=Khaki][quote=2sy_morphiend]
That being said anyone sleeping on arctic joe is a fucking idiot and neither of our scouts got mentioned yet rip[/quote]
I think most people probably assume riot will ragequit the team before the season's finished[/quote]

But riot hasn't ever ragequit a team?[/quote]
I've heard from many people Riot kills most teams he plays on due to anger issues

I mean he seems like a nice guy from what I remember playing with him but this is just what I've heard
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#117
0 Frags +
Foghttp://play.esea.net/teams/75360

Jesus Christ. GG open

L8r pot

[quote=Fog]http://play.esea.net/teams/75360

Jesus Christ. GG open[/quote]
L8r pot
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#118
-4 Frags +
Khaki2sy_morphiendKhaki2sy_morphiendThat being said anyone sleeping on arctic joe is a fucking idiot and neither of our scouts got mentioned yet ripI think most people probably assume riot will ragequit the team before the season's finished
But riot hasn't ever ragequit a team?
I've heard from many people Riot kills most teams he plays on due to anger issues

I mean he seems like a nice guy from what I remember playing with him but this is just what I've heard

Since I've played with him on every team he's been on since season 6, I can pretty much assure you that's wrong. Riot gets heated but it's certainly never killed a team despite our fantastic record together of dead teams and broken dreams.

[quote=Khaki][quote=2sy_morphiend][quote=Khaki][quote=2sy_morphiend]
That being said anyone sleeping on arctic joe is a fucking idiot and neither of our scouts got mentioned yet rip[/quote]
I think most people probably assume riot will ragequit the team before the season's finished[/quote]

But riot hasn't ever ragequit a team?[/quote]
I've heard from many people Riot kills most teams he plays on due to anger issues

I mean he seems like a nice guy from what I remember playing with him but this is just what I've heard[/quote]

Since I've played with him on every team he's been on since season 6, I can pretty much assure you that's wrong. Riot gets heated but it's certainly never killed a team despite our fantastic record together of dead teams and broken dreams.
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#119
0 Frags +

wrech said he wanted to try me out and then never got back @ me :'(

also why is loronix allowed in open lmao

wrech said he wanted to try me out and then never got back @ me :'(

also why is loronix allowed in open lmao
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#120
0 Frags +
JDMYoshiokaFoghttp://play.esea.net/teams/75360

Jesus Christ. GG open

IM too hard.

more like there were no more rosters eligible to hijack than it being too hard.

[quote=JDMYoshioka][quote=Fog]http://play.esea.net/teams/75360

Jesus Christ. GG open[/quote]

IM too hard.[/quote]

more like there were no more rosters eligible to hijack than it being too hard.
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