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yomps cancels reservation at Dorsia, branslam gets in touch
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PrestusHood
July 14, 2020

With the RGL Invite Regular Season's end impending soon, yomps has departed Dorsia. yomps first joined Dorsia earlier last month after sporadically departing froyotech. Alongside other former Ascent players, he took on the Invite slot of Team Avatar, who had then recently broken up.

With yomps out, branslam comes in hot off the bench of Ascent, for whom he had been a substitute for since the beginning of the season. branslam first delved into Invite during RGL's first season, placing third in his debut season with Meat Market, before going dormant for Season 2. Before that, he previously played in ESEA Intermediate, playing on multiple playoffs teams.

With asked for a statement, yomps stated his reasons for departing.

I have to return some videotapes.

When branslam was reached for comment, he was at a loss for words.

idk what to say

try and try again

With the door shut, Dorsia's current lineup is:

  • Scout: marmaloo
  • Scout: branslam
  • Soldier: ash
  • Soldier: zilly
  • Demoman: yight
  • Medic: cookiejake

Dorsia currently sit in 4th place in the RGL Invite standings. Whether they will be able to clinch their playoffs spot depends on their next two matches against The Microwave and MyAnimeList later this week.

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#1
17 Frags +

glitch

glitch
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#2
43 Frags +

i am curious on which team yomps will be on next

i am curious on which team yomps will be on next
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#3
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marmingloo scout LETS GOOOOO

marmingloo scout LETS GOOOOO
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#4
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https://i.imgur.com/GX2LfLw.png

[img]https://i.imgur.com/GX2LfLw.png[/img]
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#5
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have you seen branslams business card?

have you seen branslams business card?
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#6
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kriti am curious on which team yomps will be on next

Nobody goes there anymore

[quote=krit]i am curious on which team yomps will be on next[/quote]
Nobody goes there anymore
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#7
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yomps cancels dinner reservation with b4nny :(

yomps cancels dinner reservation with b4nny :(
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#8
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Everyone give a warm welcome to another writer making their debut, PrestusHood! :)

Everyone give a warm welcome to another writer making their debut, PrestusHood! :)
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#9
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YeeHawkriti am curious on which team yomps will be on nextNobody goes there anymore

ive tried reading this in like 20 different ways but i still have no clue what it means

[quote=YeeHaw][quote=krit]i am curious on which team yomps will be on next[/quote]
Nobody goes there anymore[/quote]
ive tried reading this in like 20 different ways but i still have no clue what it means
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#10
1 Frags +

Well there's always Texarkana

Well there's always Texarkana
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#11
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this is a discord roster on a lot of tylenol or something

this is a discord roster on a lot of tylenol or something
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#12
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i heard he slams bran

i heard he slams bran
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https://media2.giphy.com/media/Kx9dQ36ajqzug/giphy.gif

[img]https://media2.giphy.com/media/Kx9dQ36ajqzug/giphy.gif[/img]
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#14
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TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD

TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD
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#15
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Marm scout = cursed roster.

Marm scout = cursed roster.
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#16
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sigh

sigh
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#17
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making jokes about someone who lost their life isnt something funny to shitpost about

can we finally ban this idiot

making jokes about someone who lost their life isnt something funny to shitpost about

can we finally ban this idiot
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