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Dorsia makes a late reservation
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Recurse
June 3, 2020

TF2 players are expected to be late, but never so late that they would make a team two weeks into the season!

Dorsia is the brainchild of the American Psycho yomps, who just left froyotech in a quest for some action. From there, he assembled a crew of ex- Ascent players from the victims of Invite's roster rodeo and a couple of retirees.

yomps does a Season 29 and makes a new team out of boredom. (Photo by Ness "uberchain" Delacroix and Jasmine "Jasbutts" Ho)

yight and ash were on the original ah shie roster before it died after one match. zilly was looking forward to a season in Div-1 until jayhyunpae's departure threw a wrench in those plans. Finally, marmaloo and cookiejake were dragged out of retirement to round out the roster.

When asked for a statement, yomps began soliloquizing.

In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square." A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.

Hey, Grant!

zilly gave a little more insight into the team's formation.

yomps killed my advanced team by having jay replace him on froyo

then yomps killed my pug scrim by turning it into a team for a whole season

and yomps will kill my team in a week when he decides he misses grant

luckily agents Skeez and Jay are ready.

At Dorsia sits a table for six, featuring the party of:

  • Scout: yomps
  • Scout: yight
  • Soldier: ash
  • Soldier: zilly
  • Demoman: marmaloo
  • Medic: cookiejake

(zilly says, "Soldier roles are a thing of the past.")

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#1
19 Frags +

operation everest

operation everest
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#2
34 Frags +

Yomps told me he was joining al shabaab and instead does this????

Yomps told me he was joining al shabaab and instead does this????
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#3
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A reservation at Dorsia two weeks into the season? How did he manage to swing that?

A reservation at Dorsia two weeks into the season? How did he manage to swing that?
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#4
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So are we just gonna restart the season? It's already a week and a half in, so what is their starting record gonna be/ is someone getting free wins? I'd heard the other newly formed invite team had to take over the 0-1 ah shie roster since the team avatar roster was already marked dead and removed from the div, did they just get fucked or something?

So are we just gonna restart the season? It's already a week and a half in, so what is their starting record gonna be/ is someone getting free wins? I'd heard the other newly formed invite team had to take over the 0-1 ah shie roster since the team avatar roster was already marked dead and removed from the div, did they just get fucked or something?
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#5
7 Frags +

run it back

run it back
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#6
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Has anyone ever left froyo to make his own team in the past?
And this is one of the few times I've actually seen something first from a tftv article. Good job recurse.

Has anyone ever left froyo to make his own team in the past?
And this is one of the few times I've actually seen something first from a tftv article. Good job recurse.
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#7
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Has anyone ever left froyo to make his own team in the past?

nope. never. truly a first.
also i will be turning on notifications for shade streams.

[quote]Has anyone ever left froyo to make his own team in the past?[/quote]

nope. never. truly a first.
also i will be turning on notifications for shade streams.
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#8
eXtelevision
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eXcellent

eXcellent
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#9
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mARM DEMO BEASTTTTTT

mARM DEMO BEASTTTTTT
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#10
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https://emojipedia-us.s3.dualstack.us-west-1.amazonaws.com/thumbs/160/whatsapp/238/thinking-face_1f914.png

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#11
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A Worthy Sacrifice

A Worthy Sacrifice
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#12
-45 Frags +
eXtineeXcellent

stop

[quote=eXtine]eXcellent[/quote]
stop
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#13
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u think he's gunna stop now????

u think he's gunna stop now????
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#14
5 Frags +

zilly to pound

zilly to pound
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#15
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HEY PAUL

HEY PAUL
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#16
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hey grant

hey grant
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#17
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Impressive, very nice. Let's see Grant Vincent's roster.

Impressive, very nice. Let's see Grant Vincent's roster.
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#18
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yomps pocket scout.

yomps pocket scout.
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