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LF Cuddle Buddy for LAN
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#1
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yo, i'm looking for someone who wanna be cozy and cuddle when everyone gets really drunk ,,, everyone free to apply, even americans.

despite the shitpost-ish nature of this post i'm only half joking i am legit down to get a cuddle buddy for lan,, a homie be feeling lonely rn..

I CAN DO EITHER BIG SPOON OR LITTLE SPOON IT DOES NOT MATTER
i'm ok with things getting a bit heated mayb, ,,, but would slightly prefer not to
ok with people drinking/smoking
NOT OK with people not respecting if i feel uncomfortable....
NOT OK with you having multiple cuddle buddies.

either add me on discord hamaham#0401 or message me on tftv

yo, i'm looking for someone who wanna be cozy and cuddle when everyone gets really drunk ,,, everyone free to apply, even americans.

despite the shitpost-ish nature of this post i'm only half joking i am legit down to get a cuddle buddy for lan,, a homie be feeling lonely rn..

I CAN DO EITHER BIG SPOON OR LITTLE SPOON IT DOES NOT MATTER
i'm ok with things getting a bit heated mayb, ,,, but would slightly prefer not to
ok with people drinking/smoking
NOT OK with people not respecting if i feel uncomfortable....
NOT OK with you having multiple cuddle buddies.

either add me on discord hamaham#0401 or message me on tftv
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#2
35 Frags +

155cm big spoon

155cm big spoon
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#3
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If you pay me to go, and if you render payment for my services, i might consider this

If you pay me to go, and if you render payment for my services, i might consider this
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#4
24 Frags +

ham no wants to touch you

ham no wants to touch you
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#5
-2 Frags +
charle155cm big spoon

jetpacking is powerful

[quote=charle]155cm big spoon[/quote]
jetpacking is powerful
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#6
2 Frags +

sneak me into production

sneak me into production
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#7
4 Frags +

looking for tall and handsome big spoon (am small spoon)

looking for tall and handsome big spoon (am small spoon)
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#8
29 Frags +
junnulooking for tall and handsome big spoon (am small spoon)

don't advertise on my fucking post unless you're planning to buy my goods first dipshit

[quote=junnu]looking for tall and handsome big spoon (am small spoon)[/quote]
don't advertise on my fucking post unless you're planning to buy my goods first dipshit
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#9
3 Frags +

I need a gf i'm 6' 4"

I need a gf i'm 6' 4"
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#10
1 Frags +

I can confirm that he is 115 lbs of PURE POWER, do not miss your chance to cuddle with this man. Also donate to his stream since he is lonely and needs to be reminded he is worth at least a few of your dollars.

I can confirm that he is 115 lbs of PURE POWER, do not miss your chance to cuddle with this man. Also donate to his stream since he is lonely and needs to be reminded he is worth at least a few of your dollars.
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#11
3 Frags +

hamham is tall rugged and handsome someone please pick him up

hamham is tall rugged and handsome someone please pick him up
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#12
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hamahamjunnulooking for tall and handsome big spoon (am small spoon)don't advertise on my fucking post unless you're planning to buy my goods first dipshit

Dont Talk like That toi mY girlf reand ........... bitch,........ i fina drop diss track on you

[quote=hamaham][quote=junnu]looking for tall and handsome big spoon (am small spoon)[/quote]
don't advertise on my fucking post unless you're planning to buy my goods first dipshit[/quote]
Dont Talk like That toi mY girlf reand ........... bitch,........ i fina drop diss track on you
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#13
4 Frags +

I need someone to touch me, I need physical contact...

I need someone to touch me, I need physical contact...
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#14
7 Frags +

im up for it ham ;)

im up for it ham ;)
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#15
23 Frags +

arent you already sharing a room with me

why do you cuddlecuck me like this

arent you already sharing a room with me

why do you cuddlecuck me like this
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#16
3 Frags +
gemmarent you already sharing a room with me

why do you cuddlecuck me like this

lets go

[quote=gemm]arent you already sharing a room with me

why do you cuddlecuck me like this[/quote]

lets go
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#17
0 Frags +

hamaham @ lanalan LF CUDDLE BUDDY

hamaham @ lanalan LF CUDDLE BUDDY
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#18
21 Frags +

genuine noncery

genuine noncery
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#19
4 Frags +
Mouldgenuine noncery

something for you then? perhaps? we all know you raised your fish to be interspecies homos (TRUTH) moulds male fish tried to fuck another male fish from another species LOL

[quote=Mould]genuine noncery[/quote]
something for you then? perhaps? we all know you raised your fish to be interspecies homos (TRUTH) moulds male fish tried to fuck another male fish from another species LOL
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#20
6 Frags +

what are the rules on socks? mandatory length?

also wtf

what are the rules on socks? mandatory length?

also wtf
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#21
1 Frags +

Gimme some of your meth and we talkin

Gimme some of your meth and we talkin
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#22
36 Frags +

https://i.imgur.com/TIo9GZz.png

sleep tight hamahams

https://i.imgur.com/TIo9GZz.png

sleep tight hamahams
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#23
0 Frags +
krphyxzwlpzwhat are the rules on socks? mandatory length?

u can wear a sock if u want idc lol

Kyyhttps://i.imgur.com/TIo9GZz.png
sleep tight hamahams

LMAO

[quote=krphyxzwlpz]what are the rules on socks? mandatory length?[/quote]
u can wear a sock if u want idc lol

[quote=Kyy]https://i.imgur.com/TIo9GZz.png
sleep tight hamahams[/quote]
LMAO
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#24
9 Frags +

bump

bump
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#25
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hamahamyo, i'm looking for someone who wanna be cozy and cuddle when everyone gets really drunk ,,, everyone free to apply, even americans.

despite the shitpost-ish nature of this post i'm only half joking i am legit down to get a cuddle buddy for lan,, a homie be feeling lonely rn..

I CAN DO EITHER BIG SPOON OR LITTLE SPOON IT DOES NOT MATTER
i'm ok with things getting a bit heated mayb, ,,, but would slightly prefer not to
ok with people drinking/smoking
NOT OK with people not respecting if i feel uncomfortable....
NOT OK with you having multiple cuddle buddies.

either add me on discord hamaham#0401 or message me on tftv

I'll have to repay you for subbing on my team..

[quote=hamaham]yo, i'm looking for someone who wanna be cozy and cuddle when everyone gets really drunk ,,, everyone free to apply, even americans.

despite the shitpost-ish nature of this post i'm only half joking i am legit down to get a cuddle buddy for lan,, a homie be feeling lonely rn..

I CAN DO EITHER BIG SPOON OR LITTLE SPOON IT DOES NOT MATTER
i'm ok with things getting a bit heated mayb, ,,, but would slightly prefer not to
ok with people drinking/smoking
NOT OK with people not respecting if i feel uncomfortable....
NOT OK with you having multiple cuddle buddies.

either add me on discord hamaham#0401 or message me on tftv[/quote]
I'll have to repay you for subbing on my team..
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#26
0 Frags +

I'm gonna cuddle you so fucking good, no socks, full homo

I'm gonna cuddle you so fucking good, no socks, full homo
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#27
2 Frags +

he kinda cute though

he kinda cute though
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#28
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I'm not going to lan, but I have been considering becoming a jigglo for quite some time HMU fellow albertans

I'm not going to lan, but I have been considering becoming a jigglo for quite some time HMU fellow albertans
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#29
6 Frags +

real talk little spoon is where its at even if ur bigger

real talk little spoon is where its at even if ur bigger
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#30
13 Frags +

the only spoon that matters is wetherspoons

the only spoon that matters is wetherspoons
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