This is just another crude attempt to discredit my person. These people are taking completely harmless pics I've distributed for comedic purposes and are putting obscene, vulgar and honestly quite disgusting captions over them. I admit that maybe I've taken memeing about my make-belief foot fetish a tad bit too far but that in no way warrants having my name dragged through the mud like this.
First of all, let's examine the facts here; Mak and I were both fairly drunk at i63 but in no way incapacitated or unable to process events around us. I have no recollection of any act like the one described above and he knows it too, as you can clearly see here: https://puu.sh/DtKgA/6050234b10.png
Hamaham actually sexually assaulted me, believe it or not. Completely unprompted, he thrust his big, hairy feet and succulent toes in my face from the backseat of someone's car and yelled at me until I touched and caressed them; anyone who has interacted with Hamaham in the past month or so may know that he's completely deranged when deprived of the controlling presence of his parents.
As for the lewd nature of my jokes, I wholeheartedly apologise; I realise that sometimes I might be taking things a bit too far but I can hardly be blamed for that. All the good people of teamfortress.tv know how easy it is to be taken by the heat of the moment, be it jokes, passionate gaming or other endeavours. All I'm asking for in this matter is not acceptance of my ways; merely forgiveness. I am by no means the relentless sexual predator many people may now believe me to be; I am only a foolish gamer, asking Team Fortress 2 forumers to love him.