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why is /teleport a common bind
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what's so funny about it

what's so funny about it
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#2
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same with .noclip, i never really understood it

same with .noclip, i never really understood it
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#3
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its a command in jump/surf servers

its a command in jump/surf servers
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#4
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Air_its a command in jump/surf servers

but how is it funny

[quote=Air_]its a command in jump/surf servers[/quote]
but how is it funny
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#5
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why is anything funny

why is anything funny
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#6
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nothing personal kid

nothing personal kid
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#7
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it implicitly shows that you surf just like people who have 7 t3 map completions on tempus that spam /bcheck in non-tempus servers to make themselves look clever

it implicitly shows that you surf just like people who have 7 t3 map completions on tempus that spam /bcheck in non-tempus servers to make themselves look clever
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#8
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/r
/r
/r
/r

/r
/r
/r
/r
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#9
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it's the only bind I have and I want to fit in.

it's the only bind I have and I want to fit in.
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#10
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who thinks its funny tell me

who thinks its funny tell me
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#11
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!premium

!premium
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#12
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real gamers bind sm_r

real gamers bind sm_r
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#13
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You, A Simpleton : /teleport
Me, An Intellectual : sm_teleport

You, A Simpleton : /teleport
Me, An Intellectual : sm_teleport
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#14
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it means i was just playing csgo recently and im hitting r to reload my gun

it means i was just playing csgo recently and im hitting r to reload my gun
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#15
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Humor is based on subverting expectations: it's funny because it's not supposed to happen.

Humor is based on subverting expectations: it's funny because it's not supposed to happen.
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#16
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FuxxHumor is based on subverting expectations: it's funny because it's not supposed to happen.

well then why aren't there binds that go "Hey uh Mr King I won't be here on thursday because i'll be taking a train to a competition. I know there's a test on thursday so can we reschedule it to next monday or something? Yeah monday after school would be fine. Ok thank you.", which is a conversation I had with my teacher and you certainly wouldn't expect a conversation with a teacher while playing a video game.

[quote=Fuxx]Humor is based on subverting expectations: it's funny because it's not supposed to happen.[/quote]
well then why aren't there binds that go "Hey uh Mr King I won't be here on thursday because i'll be taking a train to a competition. I know there's a test on thursday so can we reschedule it to next monday or something? Yeah monday after school would be fine. Ok thank you.", which is a conversation I had with my teacher and you certainly wouldn't expect a conversation with a teacher while playing a video game.
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#17
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Mr King chad name

Mr King chad name
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#18
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ward3dwell then why aren't there binds that go "Hey uh Mr King I won't be here on thursday because i'll be taking a train to a competition. I know there's a test on thursday so can we reschedule it to next monday or something? Yeah monday after school would be fine. Ok thank you.", which is a conversation I had with my teacher and you certainly wouldn't expect a conversation with a teacher while playing a video game.

I don't know if I'm retarded or something, but to be honest this seems like a relatively decent bind to me

[quote=ward3d]
well then why aren't there binds that go "Hey uh Mr King I won't be here on thursday because i'll be taking a train to a competition. I know there's a test on thursday so can we reschedule it to next monday or something? Yeah monday after school would be fine. Ok thank you.", which is a conversation I had with my teacher and you certainly wouldn't expect a conversation with a teacher while playing a video game.[/quote]

I don't know if I'm retarded or something, but to be honest this seems like a relatively decent bind to me
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#19
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na humour

na humour
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#20
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Mouldward3dwell then why aren't there binds that go "Hey uh Mr King I won't be here on thursday because i'll be taking a train to a competition. I know there's a test on thursday so can we reschedule it to next monday or something? Yeah monday after school would be fine. Ok thank you.", which is a conversation I had with my teacher and you certainly wouldn't expect a conversation with a teacher while playing a video game.
I don't know if I'm retarded or something, but to be honest this seems like a relatively decent bind to me

I am going to use this bind, but with Dr. King instead of Mr. King to add an aspect of realism.

[quote=Mould][quote=ward3d]
well then why aren't there binds that go "Hey uh Mr King I won't be here on thursday because i'll be taking a train to a competition. I know there's a test on thursday so can we reschedule it to next monday or something? Yeah monday after school would be fine. Ok thank you.", which is a conversation I had with my teacher and you certainly wouldn't expect a conversation with a teacher while playing a video game.[/quote]

I don't know if I'm retarded or something, but to be honest this seems like a relatively decent bind to me[/quote]
I am going to use this bind, but with Dr. King instead of Mr. King to add an aspect of realism.
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#21
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What If People Hit The Bind On Accident

What If People Hit The Bind On Accident
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#22
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it's bound to r i'm not trying to be funny i'm sorry

it's bound to r i'm not trying to be funny i'm sorry
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#23
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why do people sometimes call medic even when their med is dead? Is it supposed to be funny?

why do people sometimes call medic even when their med is dead? Is it supposed to be funny?
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#24
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Taatwhy do people sometimes call medic even when their med is dead? Is it supposed to be funny?

habit :)

[quote=Taat]why do people sometimes call medic even when their med is dead? Is it supposed to be funny?[/quote]
habit :)
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#25
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ward3dFuxxHumor is based on subverting expectations: it's funny because it's not supposed to happen.well then why aren't there binds that go "Hey uh Mr King I won't be here on thursday because i'll be taking a train to a competition. I know there's a test on thursday so can we reschedule it to next monday or something? Yeah monday after school would be fine. Ok thank you.", which is a conversation I had with my teacher and you certainly wouldn't expect a conversation with a teacher while playing a video game.

I think you struck gold there, mister.

[quote=ward3d][quote=Fuxx]Humor is based on subverting expectations: it's funny because it's not supposed to happen.[/quote]
well then why aren't there binds that go "Hey uh Mr King I won't be here on thursday because i'll be taking a train to a competition. I know there's a test on thursday so can we reschedule it to next monday or something? Yeah monday after school would be fine. Ok thank you.", which is a conversation I had with my teacher and you certainly wouldn't expect a conversation with a teacher while playing a video game.[/quote]
I think you struck gold there, mister.
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#26
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!rtd

!rtd
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#27
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rtv

rtv
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#28
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bind mouse1 "taunt;say hail satan"

bind mouse1 "taunt;say hail satan"
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