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School on lockdown AMA
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My chem class just did yoga to pass the time

My chem class just did yoga to pass the time
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whys ur school on lockdown

whys ur school on lockdown
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There’s an armed man in the neighbourhood (apparently?)

There’s an armed man in the neighbourhood (apparently?)
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oh shit stay safe then man

oh shit stay safe then man
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....there's an armed man in the neighborhood and your teacher's first instinct was to do yoga?

....there's an armed man in the neighborhood and your teacher's first instinct was to do yoga?
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This is why i practice MGE.

This is why i practice MGE.
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mge the shooter

mge the shooter
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grape u know what happened last time u missed a match right imma need u to make it home

grape u know what happened last time u missed a match right imma need u to make it home
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Nursay....there's an armed man in the neighborhood and your teacher's first instinct was to do yoga?

The police got word from a resident in the area that there was just some dude walking around with a weapon. The school got word from police that he was around the area. When we get word from police all of the doors get locked immediately. if we heard gunshots then obviously we wouldn’t be doing yoga or playing baseball. Everyone inside the school was 100% safe during the lockdown.

I don’t really like how people in my school handled it (we could hear people in other classrooms) but it really wasn’t too big of a deal because as long as the dude is outside of the school, everyone inside is 100% safe.

Also apparently the SWAT team showed up

This is at the end of the day too so parents are just waiting outside to pick their kids up while the police are just around lmao

Oh also I’m home now

[quote=Nursay]....there's an armed man in the neighborhood and your teacher's first instinct was to do yoga?[/quote]
The police got word from a resident in the area that there was just some dude walking around with a weapon. The school got word from police that he was around the area. When we get word from police all of the doors get locked immediately. if we heard gunshots then obviously we wouldn’t be doing yoga or [url=https://youtu.be/Wm-JDjFUx18]playing baseball[/url]. Everyone inside the school was 100% safe during the lockdown.

I don’t really like how people in my school handled it (we could hear people in other classrooms) but it really wasn’t too big of a deal because as long as the dude is outside of the school, everyone inside is 100% safe.

Also apparently the SWAT team showed up

This is at the end of the day too so parents are just waiting outside to pick their kids up while the police are just around lmao

Oh also I’m home now
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I’ll update later about who the guy was/what he was carrying etc when I find out but it was probably some guy who didn’t mean any harm(?)

A school in my district got put on lockdown a few years ago because some guy was walking towards the school with a double barreled shotgun that he wanted to take to the metalshop to get it sawed off LMAO

I’ll update later about who the guy was/what he was carrying etc when I find out but it was probably some guy who didn’t mean any harm(?)

A school in my district got put on lockdown a few years ago because some guy was walking towards the school with a double barreled shotgun that he wanted to take to the metalshop to get it sawed off LMAO
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I guess it was a kidnapping or something??? Shit’s whack. (the address that I scribbled out is a house near my school, I actually walked past the scene when I was going home)

https://i.imgur.com/fMQmLfN_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

I guess it was a kidnapping or something??? Shit’s whack. (the address that I scribbled out is a house near my school, I actually walked past the scene when I was going home)
[img]https://i.imgur.com/fMQmLfN_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium[/img]
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Nursay....there's an armed man in the neighborhood and your teacher's first instinct was to do yoga?

There's an armed man in the neighborhood and the teacher's first instinct was "oh god and here I am stuck with a bunch of hormonal teenagers/young adults, half of which could be considered legally retarded. how do i keep them from doing something beyond stupid?"

[quote=Nursay]....there's an armed man in the neighborhood and your teacher's first instinct was to do yoga?[/quote]
There's an armed man in the neighborhood and the teacher's first instinct was "oh god and here I am stuck with a bunch of hormonal teenagers/young adults, half of which could be considered legally retarded. how do i keep them from doing something beyond stupid?"
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while we're on the subject, my high school was put on lockdown once because a crazy guy dressed as a native american shot an arrow toward the front entrance

while we're on the subject, my high school was put on lockdown once because a crazy guy dressed as a native american shot an arrow toward the front entrance
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glasswhile we're on the subject, my high school was put on lockdown once because a crazy guy dressed as a native american shot an arrow toward the front entrance

with any luck this wont become a "craziest school shooter stories" thread

[quote=glass]while we're on the subject, my high school was put on lockdown once because a crazy guy dressed as a native american shot an arrow toward the front entrance[/quote]
with any luck this wont become a "craziest school shooter stories" thread
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one year in high school there was supposed to be a race war on april first and no one was sure if it was a joke or not

one year in high school there was supposed to be a race war on april first and no one was sure if it was a joke or not
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so did the racewar happen??

so did the racewar happen??
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im still here arent i

im still here arent i
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the whites win again

the whites win again
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my school went into lockdown one time cause some guy shot both his parents

my school went into lockdown one time cause some guy shot both his parents
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my school went on lockdown once cause a homeless guy pretended to be someones parent, walked into the cafeteria , and started eating other peoples food while asking them for cigarettes.

my school went on lockdown once cause a homeless guy pretended to be someones parent, walked into the cafeteria , and started eating other peoples food while asking them for cigarettes.
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turtling; a canadian's natural instinct

turtling; a canadian's natural instinct
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if theres a race war im finally gonna kill myself cuz theres no way im on the white side

if theres a race war im finally gonna kill myself cuz theres no way im on the white side
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GrapeJuiceIIIThere’s an armed man in the neighbourhood (apparently?)

I was going to make an america joke but noticed the leaf dammit

[quote=GrapeJuiceIII]There’s an armed man in the neighbourhood (apparently?)[/quote]

I was going to make an america joke but noticed the leaf dammit
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