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Geweeba Conventions
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#1
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So as some of you who didn't flunk history will know, there are these things called Geneva Conventions to prevent war crimes. I feel like there needs to be a similar set of rules to prevent the weebs from running rampant. As a result I have come up with the Geweeba Conventions. The two biggest Geweeba Conventions that my friends and I have come up with are
1. Using that fucking awful face.
2. Killing teams.

What are the other Geweeba Conventions you can think of?

So as some of you who didn't flunk history will know, there are these things called Geneva Conventions to prevent war crimes. I feel like there needs to be a similar set of rules to prevent the weebs from running rampant. As a result I have come up with the Geweeba Conventions. The two biggest Geweeba Conventions that my friends and I have come up with are
1. Using that fucking awful face.
2. Killing teams.

What are the other Geweeba Conventions you can think of?
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#2
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:3

:3
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#3
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(=´ᆺ`=) you can't stop my god given right to be a degenerate (=´ᆺ`=)

(=´ᆺ`=) you can't stop my god given right to be a degenerate (=´ᆺ`=)
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8=====D~~~~~

8=====D~~~~~
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#5
FBTF
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weebasaurus_rex

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/023/397/C-658VsXoAo3ovC.jpg

[quote=weebasaurus_rex][/quote]
[img]http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/023/397/C-658VsXoAo3ovC.jpg[/img]
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#6
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Having a heart on your profile that links to the profile of the person you’re edating, or matching profiles

Having a heart on your profile that links to the profile of the person you’re edating, or matching profiles
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#7
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vulcHaving a heart on your profile that links to the profile of the person you’re edating, or matching profiles

just edating in general, make the weebs go outside

[quote=vulc]Having a heart on your profile that links to the profile of the person you’re edating, or matching profiles[/quote]

just edating in general, make the weebs go outside
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#8
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Don't be a weeb, but if you must, don't say you're proud to be.

Don't be a weeb, but if you must, don't say you're proud to be.
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#9
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do not set your location on steam as Japan or South Korea

or doing that weird shit to ur steam profile so that there's nothing on it and you have no previous aliases

do not set your location on steam as Japan or South Korea

or doing that weird shit to ur steam profile so that there's nothing on it and you have no previous aliases
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#10
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https://puu.sh/AOHHK/60603f04a0.jpg

https://puu.sh/AOHHf/70aa7ab698.jpg

[img]https://puu.sh/AOHHK/60603f04a0.jpg[/img]
[img]https://puu.sh/AOHHf/70aa7ab698.jpg[/img]
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ZetosDon't be a weeb, but if you must, don't say you're proud to be.

lol @ people who are proud about the media they consume.

[quote=Zetos]Don't be a weeb, but if you must, don't say you're proud to be.[/quote]
lol @ people who are proud about the media they consume.
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#12
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add a third clause: they must feel the appropriate amount of shame for what theyve chosen to do with their lives

the bad part about weebs is that they seem to be incapable of understanding that they chose to put themselves at the bottom of society of their own accord and then get angry when people judge them for their deviant behavior, like you did it to yourself why are you angry

add a third clause: they must feel the appropriate amount of shame for what theyve chosen to do with their lives

the bad part about weebs is that they seem to be incapable of understanding that they chose to put themselves at the bottom of society of their own accord and then get angry when people judge them for their deviant behavior, like you did it to yourself why are you angry
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#13
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MelonTFadd a third clause: they must feel the appropriate amount of shame for what theyve chosen to do with their lives

the bad part about weebs is that they seem to be incapable of understanding that they chose to put themselves at the bottom of society of their own accord and then get angry when people judge them for their deviant behavior, like you did it to yourself why are you angry

Ya like I play tf2 and I know it ruined my life, I see where you're coming from!

[quote=MelonTF]add a third clause: they must feel the appropriate amount of shame for what theyve chosen to do with their lives

the bad part about weebs is that they seem to be incapable of understanding that they chose to put themselves at the bottom of society of their own accord and then get angry when people judge them for their deviant behavior, like you did it to yourself why are you angry[/quote]
Ya like I play tf2 and I know it ruined my life, I see where you're coming from!
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MelonTFadd a third clause: they must feel the appropriate amount of shame for what theyve chosen to do with their lives

the bad part about weebs is that they seem to be incapable of understanding that they chose to put themselves at the bottom of society of their own accord and then get angry when people judge them for their deviant behavior, like you did it to yourself why are you angry

Are you retarded? Why does it matter to you what other people do with their time? Nobody is making you watch anime.

[quote=MelonTF]add a third clause: they must feel the appropriate amount of shame for what theyve chosen to do with their lives

the bad part about weebs is that they seem to be incapable of understanding that they chose to put themselves at the bottom of society of their own accord and then get angry when people judge them for their deviant behavior, like you did it to yourself why are you angry[/quote]
Are you retarded? Why does it matter to you what other people do with their time? Nobody is making you watch anime.
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#15
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ScrewballMelonTFadd a third clause: they must feel the appropriate amount of shame for what theyve chosen to do with their lives

the bad part about weebs is that they seem to be incapable of understanding that they chose to put themselves at the bottom of society of their own accord and then get angry when people judge them for their deviant behavior, like you did it to yourself why are you angry
Are you retarded? Why does it matter to you what other people do with their time? Nobody is making you watch anime.

What my companion is saying is that you degenerate deviants are wasting the resources your country has funneled to your development by spending your time idolizing pixelated females and playing the team fortress two. It is an undeniable fact that as it stands, you contribute nothing to your society, and likely never will unless you renounce your hedonistic and destructive habits and brave the uncertainty of the real world.

[quote=Screwball][quote=MelonTF]add a third clause: they must feel the appropriate amount of shame for what theyve chosen to do with their lives

the bad part about weebs is that they seem to be incapable of understanding that they chose to put themselves at the bottom of society of their own accord and then get angry when people judge them for their deviant behavior, like you did it to yourself why are you angry[/quote]
Are you retarded? Why does it matter to you what other people do with their time? Nobody is making you watch anime.[/quote]
What my companion is saying is that you degenerate deviants are wasting the resources your country has funneled to your d[b]evelopment by spending your time idolizing pixelated females and playing the team fortress two. It is an undeniable fact that as it stands, you contribute nothing to your soc[/b]iety, and likely never will unless you renounce your hedonistic and destructive [u]habits and brave the uncertainty of the real world.[/u]
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MirealWhat my companion is saying is that you degenerate deviants are wasting the resources your country has funneled to your development by spending your time idolizing pixelated females and playing the team fortress two. It is an undeniable fact that as it stands, you contribute nothing to your society, and likely never will unless you renounce your hedonistic and destructive habits and brave the uncertainty of the real world.

You play a dead competitive video game and probably watch TV. There is literally no difference.

[quote=Mireal]
What my companion is saying is that you degenerate deviants are wasting the resources your country has funneled to your d[b]evelopment by spending your time idolizing pixelated females and playing the team fortress two. It is an undeniable fact that as it stands, you contribute nothing to your soc[/b]iety, and likely never will unless you renounce your hedonistic and destructive [u]habits and brave the uncertainty of the real world.[/u][/quote]
You play a dead competitive video game and probably watch TV. There is literally no difference.
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#17
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ScrewballMirealWhat my companion is saying is that you degenerate deviants are wasting the resources your country has funneled to your development by spending your time idolizing pixelated females and playing the team fortress two. It is an undeniable fact that as it stands, you contribute nothing to your society, and likely never will unless you renounce your hedonistic and destructive habits and brave the uncertainty of the real world.You play a dead competitive video game and probably watch TV. There is literally no difference.

That is where your lack of knowledge is glaringly obvious SCREwball. I have not played any "dead" video game "competitively"...well, ever. As for TV, I have not watched it in roughly 5-6 years. Your comparison of yourself to me pains me greatly. The rift between us in terms of intellect and success is immeasurable, but it can be encapsulated in one statement. If you do not turn your back on your current lifestyle you will live a life devoid of meaning. I pray for you daily my friend.

[quote=Screwball][quote=Mireal]
What my companion is saying is that you degenerate deviants are wasting the resources your country has funneled to your d[b]evelopment by spending your time idolizing pixelated females and playing the team fortress two. It is an undeniable fact that as it stands, you contribute nothing to your soc[/b]iety, and likely never will unless you renounce your hedonistic and destructive [u]habits and brave the uncertainty of the real world.[/u][/quote]
You play a dead competitive video game and probably watch TV. There is literally no difference.[/quote]
That is where your lack of knowledge is glaringly obvious SCREwball. I have not played any "dead" video game "competitively"...well, ever. As for TV, I have not watched it in roughly 5-6 years. Your comparison of yourself to me pains me greatly. The rift between us in te[b]rms of intellect and success is immeasurable, [/b]but it can be encapsulated in one statement. If you do no[u]t turn your back on your current lifestyle you will live a life devoid of meanin[/u]g. [h]I pray for you daily my friend.[/h]
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MirealI have not played any "dead" video game "competitively"

then what are you doing here?

[quote=Mireal]
I have not played any "dead" video game "competitively"[/quote]
then what are you doing here?
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#19
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yeah dude keep pretending that masturbating to underage girls isnt immoral if theyre drawings, theres nothing wrong at all with a culture that idolizes that behavior

yeah dude keep pretending that masturbating to underage girls isnt immoral if theyre drawings, theres nothing wrong at all with a culture that idolizes that behavior
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MelonTFimmoral

spooky

[quote=MelonTF]immoral[/quote]
spooky
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#21
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ScrewballMelonTFimmoralspooky

yeah, this guy is a retard, who actually thinks glorifying pedophilia is wrong

[quote=Screwball][quote=MelonTF]immoral[/quote]
spooky[/quote]
yeah, this guy is a retard, who actually thinks glorifying pedophilia is wrong
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"Away, then, with every concern that is not altogether my concern! You think at least the "good cause" must be my concern? What's good, what's bad? Why, I myself am my concern, and I am neither good nor bad. Neither has meaning for me."

"Away, then, with every concern that is not altogether my concern! You think at least the "good cause" must be my concern? What's good, what's bad? Why, I myself am my concern, and I am neither good nor bad. Neither has meaning for me."
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#23
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"ok google, how can i defend my interest in child pornography"

"ok google, how can i defend my interest in child pornography"
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#24
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tf2

tf2
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Why is this not in the dumpster...

Why is this not in the dumpster...
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#26
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Tino_Why is this not in the dumpster...

shut up

[quote=Tino_]Why is this not in the dumpster...[/quote]
shut up
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MelonTF"ok google, how can i defend my interest in child pornography"

Anime is cp now apparently?
That is one hell of a leap.

[quote=MelonTF]"ok google, how can i defend my interest in child pornography"[/quote]
Anime is cp now apparently?
That is one hell of a leap.
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ScrewballMelonTF"ok google, how can i defend my interest in child pornography"Anime is cp now apparently?
That is one hell of a leap.

Dont speak anymore I am trying to help you

[quote=Screwball][quote=MelonTF]"ok google, how can i defend my interest in child pornography"[/quote]
Anime is cp now apparently?
That is one hell of a leap.[/quote]
Dont speak anymore I am trying to help you
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#29
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TIL screwbag masturbates to anime

TIL screwbag masturbates to anime
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#30
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tfw no gf --> tfw waifu anime imaginary gf --> tfw waifu anime imaginary gf is not real --> tfw i can BECOME the gf!!!
*buys thigh highs*
This post has been sponsored by OMNI5 eSports

tfw no gf --> tfw waifu anime imaginary gf --> tfw waifu anime imaginary gf is not real --> tfw i can BECOME the gf!!!
*buys thigh highs*
This post has been sponsored by OMNI5 eSports
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