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Griff writes shitty raps
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#31
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make a rap about murkscribe.

make a rap about murkscribe.
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#32
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I'm really surprised this thread didnt turn into a roast thread about me and my rap career A+ for not cyberbullying me this time tftv

I'm really surprised this thread didnt turn into a roast thread about me and my rap career A+ for not cyberbullying me this time tftv
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#33
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murkscribemake a rap about murkscribe.

Pocket main, that's really all i know
when i try to call, i really kind of blow
talk about random shit, and ask stupid stuff
all i do is tf2 till i've had enough

murkscribe, need a murkvibe
of these bitches that crawl over me by the curbside
pick them up in my 2000's sedan,
hey girls can i ask you a question,
yes murk you can...

[quote=murkscribe]make a rap about murkscribe.[/quote]

Pocket main, that's really all i know
when i try to call, i really kind of blow
talk about random shit, and ask stupid stuff
all i do is tf2 till i've had enough

murkscribe, need a murkvibe
of these bitches that crawl over me by the curbside
pick them up in my 2000's sedan,
hey girls can i ask you a question,
yes murk you can...
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#34
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griffJasbuttsShow me what you got
don't know how to play, so i think i'll do art
work for tftv what exactly's my part?
sit in the corner, over at lan
watch the boys tussle, in bed that's my plan

give a few keys, commision my way
just kidding i'm a pro, i'm over those days
butt is the name don't wear it out
to this work, i am devout

Shit that's pretty fucking good

[quote=griff][quote=Jasbutts]Show me what you got[/quote]

don't know how to play, so i think i'll do art
work for tftv what exactly's my part?
sit in the corner, over at lan
watch the boys tussle, in bed that's my plan

give a few keys, commision my way
just kidding i'm a pro, i'm over those days
butt is the name don't wear it out
to this work, i am devout[/quote]

Shit that's pretty fucking good
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#35
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jasbutts: shit that's pretty fucking good

now you gotta rap it

jasbutts: shit that's pretty fucking good

now you gotta rap it
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#36
2 Frags +

some golden age raps

griff Jul 23, 2015 @ 6:28pm @PIEHERO
i wanna be a hero, i want to be a pastry
i want to fill my inards with banana cream
id like to be a turtle, i want to be a swimmer
i want you to subscribe to my manly stream

today i am twenty two, i have two brothers, and we love one another
playing scout all day, in this silly game.

some golden age raps

griff Jul 23, 2015 @ 6:28pm @PIEHERO
i wanna be a hero, i want to be a pastry
i want to fill my inards with banana cream
id like to be a turtle, i want to be a swimmer
i want you to subscribe to my manly stream

today i am twenty two, i have two brothers, and we love one another
playing scout all day, in this silly game.
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#37
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griff Mar 6, 2015 @ 11:05am @SHOWSTOPPER
yo yo uh the name is showstopper, cause yeah i kinda stop the show,
thats the way it go, got a sweet goatee
play pocket for ding dong daddy
everyone likes the way i swag i look something mighty rad run a dictatorship on my stream, you say something i'll be mean
donate & watch more coolness my name is alex dont make it a mess

hey everybody this the king
i get 552 flexing my wing
DDD, rap with me, nobody knows the trouble i've seen
playing pugs all day making my debut
you better look out i'm piping at you
everybody asks for some advice i'll tell you once, never twice

griff Mar 6, 2015 @ 11:05am @SHOWSTOPPER
yo yo uh the name is showstopper, cause yeah i kinda stop the show,
thats the way it go, got a sweet goatee
play pocket for ding dong daddy
everyone likes the way i swag i look something mighty rad run a dictatorship on my stream, you say something i'll be mean
donate & watch more coolness my name is alex dont make it a mess

hey everybody this the king
i get 552 flexing my wing
DDD, rap with me, nobody knows the trouble i've seen
playing pugs all day making my debut
you better look out i'm piping at you
everybody asks for some advice i'll tell you once, never twice
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#38
1 Frags +

me please :D

me please :D
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#39
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Magikarpme please :D

part of tf2, i'm a scout main, rather play cpm, this games quite a pain
names magikarp, and i'm a rad guy, i play dead games, really all the time

i might not be that great, i just want to chill.
frag frag frag, kill kill kill.

[quote=Magikarp]me please :D[/quote]

part of tf2, i'm a scout main, rather play cpm, this games quite a pain
names magikarp, and i'm a rad guy, i play dead games, really all the time

i might not be that great, i just want to chill.
frag frag frag, kill kill kill.
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#40
11 Frags +

okay i need a break, this genius is wearing me out

okay i need a break, this genius is wearing me out
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#41
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https://youtu.be/dvP40IiP6ic

[youtube]https://youtu.be/dvP40IiP6ic[/youtube]
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#42
3 Frags +
griffcatman1900you don't know me so could you instead write a rap about peanut butter?
peaNUT butter, not no butter immitation
i'm my own spread from the american nation,
invented by a slave, at least that's what i'm told,
yummy for all ages, young through old

youd better believe i'm tasty on my own,
but when paired with others, my real taste is shown
honey, jam, and chocolate, just to name a few
and when you put on marshmellow then we are through

you owe me one catman1900

yo kid i can see ur going places u wanna sign

[quote=griff][quote=catman1900]you don't know me so could you instead write a rap about peanut butter?[/quote]

peaNUT butter, not no butter immitation
i'm my own spread from the american nation,
invented by a slave, at least that's what i'm told,
yummy for all ages, young through old

youd better believe i'm tasty on my own,
but when paired with others, my real taste is shown
honey, jam, and chocolate, just to name a few
and when you put on marshmellow then we are through

you owe me one catman1900[/quote]

yo kid i can see ur going places u wanna sign
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#43
1 Frags +

@michael if anyone signing it's you

@michael if anyone signing it's you
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#44
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Toss me some bars bro

Toss me some bars bro
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#45
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bearodactylToss me some bars bro

bear o dactyl, that dactyl of bears
do i have feathers? or a bunch of brown hairs
i'm a cool guy at least i will seem, other than that i really enjoy memes

i'm a healer yo, that's what it's about
when you can't hit me (in the head), i know you will shout
cause i'm large and in charge, of something at least
all i want to do is pug, but these puggers are geese

[quote=bearodactyl]Toss me some bars bro[/quote]

bear o dactyl, that dactyl of bears
do i have feathers? or a bunch of brown hairs
i'm a cool guy at least i will seem, other than that i really enjoy memes

i'm a healer yo, that's what it's about
when you can't hit me (in the head), i know you will shout
cause i'm large and in charge, of something at least
all i want to do is pug, but these puggers are geese
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#46
1 Frags +

do me griff let out your hatred

do me griff let out your hatred
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#47
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Air_do me griff let out your hatred

air, kinda a big deal, have some crazy stories, you just might want to hear
how many frags?, quite a big sum, to stop myself from rape: i'd cover myself in cum
or a knife up the rear, i think that's what he said, what a weird guy, i bet he's great in bed :)

always keen to frag, never will slack. Never below 300 (185?) there's a beam up my ass
160 hours in the past two weeks, guess i'm good to go. Really kind of loud, cause i put on a show
at least i'm good at slaying, the enemy at least, snacking on them: like i'm eating fancy feast

[quote=Air_]do me griff let out your hatred[/quote]

air, kinda a big deal, have some crazy stories, you just might want to hear
how many frags?, quite a big sum, to stop myself from rape: i'd cover myself in cum
or a knife up the rear, i think that's what he said, what a weird guy, i bet he's great in bed :)

always keen to frag, never will slack. Never below 300 (185?) there's a beam up my ass
160 hours in the past two weeks, guess i'm good to go. Really kind of loud, cause i put on a show
at least i'm good at slaying, the enemy at least, snacking on them: like i'm eating fancy feast
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#48
1 Frags +

fug this is cool but you don't know me

fug this is cool but you don't know me
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#49
1 Frags +

me pls <3

me pls <3
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#50
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Too big to describe and too gigantic to ignore
The peepee I possess hangs down from my crotch to the floor
It swings left and right like a giant wrecking ball
Ready to demolish any pussy on call
All the haters hate me cause my peepee is bigger
Even though I’m white I feel like a baller
They just keep on hating cuz my peepee is taller
Peepee on my wrist and it make your bitch holler

I run the peepee and the Peepee runs the streets
A monster to look at and a monster in the sheets
Got your bitch in the cut and she screams help me
My mega monster peepee is about to feed
My peepees on a rampage it’s a serial killer
Gotta smuggle my peepee call me the Millers

I pop my coller like I pop my peepee
I pop my peepee like i pop her cherry
I pop her cherry like a glock in your face
Look for my peepee he can’t be tamed

Too big to describe and too gigantic to ignore
The peepee I possess hangs down from my crotch to the floor
It swings left and right like a giant wrecking ball
Ready to demolish any pussy on call
All the haters hate me cause my peepee is bigger
Even though I’m white I feel like a baller
They just keep on hating cuz my peepee is taller
Peepee on my wrist and it make your bitch holler

I run the peepee and the Peepee runs the streets
A monster to look at and a monster in the sheets
Got your bitch in the cut and she screams help me
My mega monster peepee is about to feed
My peepees on a rampage it’s a serial killer
Gotta smuggle my peepee call me the Millers

I pop my coller like I pop my peepee
I pop my peepee like i pop her cherry
I pop her cherry like a glock in your face
Look for my peepee he can’t be tamed
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#51
1 Frags +

lil griff show me what u got

lil griff show me what u got
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#52
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griff my boy :D

griff my boy :D
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#53
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capnnofapnme pls <3

Hi my name is capn fapn, and i'm really kinda lean
i spend my life producing music so people love me or so it seems
i play scout, always, really good at feeding
and if i'm not, i'm really good at breeding
with people's sisters, or that's a big facade
and if i'm not, i'll put on a charade
gotta make sure that my sound cloud gets a little bit of aid

oh you ladies, i can make you swelter
when i show my photos, make you run for shelter
i spent my whole tf2 career, standing on a cap
cause i just seem to do that every single map

[quote=capnnofapn]me pls <3[/quote]

Hi my name is capn fapn, and i'm really kinda lean
i spend my life producing music so people love me or so it seems
i play scout, always, really good at feeding
and if i'm not, i'm really good at breeding
with people's sisters, or that's a big facade
and if i'm not, i'll put on a charade
gotta make sure that my sound cloud gets a little bit of aid

oh you ladies, i can make you swelter
when i show my photos, make you run for shelter
i spent my whole tf2 career, standing on a cap
cause i just seem to do that every single map
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#54
3 Frags +
frenzy_griff my boy :D

frenzy, master of trades,spent my life gaining gains,
in love and life and pain.
Now it seems that was all for naught.I'm on to cs:go i gotta get taught..
smoke lots of weed, so you know I'm really cool
treat me how you want to be , that's the golden rule

cuz I'm the kinda guy: who wants to see you get to heights,
you don't have to be below, i inspire others with some dope
I'll play some games then masturbate, get away if you hate

[quote=frenzy_]griff my boy :D[/quote]

frenzy, master of trades,spent my life gaining gains,
in love and life and pain.
Now it seems that was all for naught.I'm on to cs:go i gotta get taught..
smoke lots of weed, so you know I'm really cool
treat me how you want to be , that's the golden rule

cuz I'm the kinda guy: who wants to see you get to heights,
you don't have to be below, i inspire others with some dope
I'll play some games then masturbate, get away if you hate
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#55
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Hi

Hi
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#56
1 Frags +

everyone here breaking rule 1...

everyone here breaking rule 1...
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#57
2 Frags +
ICLeveryone here breaking rule 1...

we need some more people rapping, no more raps until some people step the fuck up

[quote=ICL]everyone here breaking rule 1...[/quote]

we need some more people rapping, no more raps until some people step the fuck up
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#58
0 Frags +

hello

hello
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#59
1 Frags +

every1 flaking on their end

every1 flaking on their end
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#60
2 Frags +

griff pls gimme some bars and i will fucken destroy them over a meme boosted beat that goes unnecessarily hard.
heres a link to some of my previous work (im the first verse): https://soundcloud.com/user-731145583/nugget-abv

griff pls gimme some bars and i will fucken destroy them over a meme boosted beat that goes unnecessarily hard.
heres a link to some of my previous work (im the first verse): https://soundcloud.com/user-731145583/nugget-abv
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