cut off your finger tips so no finger prints

i knew this was an elliott post just reading the title

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_McCandless

I agree, go die in Alaska. I have to read this book for my senior English class and it hits you right at the start that this dude died in Alaska.

i feel like you've made this thread before elliott
like it was the same thing

Threaten to testify against Hillary Clinton, and a hit man will make you go off-grid pretty quickly.

smh

call out a big rapper or start beef in brooklyn
depending on where u start beef at niggas will creep up on u and "take u off the grid" if u kno wat i mean

http://puu.sh/s0os8/b4d61d875c.jpg

you really have no boundry to your shitposting, do you

deadass

saul goodman has u covered

change your legal name
cancel credit cards
take all cash out from bank and sell a lot of stuff that you have for cash
change your entire look (add/remove glasses, clean shaven/grow out facial hair, etc)
moving should be relatively easy, although be sure to cross state/country lines

I really should not be on tftv at 3am but watching a crime show on tv and learning about what some people do to go off the grid can be astonishing

u act like ur last name is Rodger.

you'd have to stop posting here and i don't see that happening

what about when ur mom calls u

you don't have to commit a crime to want to go off the grid

I actually specialize in this sort of thing. Send me your IDs and credit cards and I will dispose of them safely and get you new ones. I have 3.5 nerdstars; you can trust me.

I can get some mossad people to help you with that just hit me up

I hear killing yourself is a pretty good way of making people think your dead, you should try that elliot.

wtf smh its not a hitman its suicide by two gunshots to the back of the head and then stuffing yourself into a body bag

you have to not make a thread about it or you will reveal to the world that its fake

go north

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYJKd0rkKss

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is it even possible for you to leave this site?

eventually my shitposting gets too avant garde and I have to take a mandatory soul search

cloak and dagger for the rest of ur life

That guy was a scrub. Here's a much better example of how to go innawoods: http://www.gq.com/story/the-last-true-hermit

jump out of a plane with $1,170,000 strapped to you.