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how do i play real man scout and not vagina scout
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#1
0 Frags +

In just about every team I've been on and even in most pugs I've played the pocket/passive/cap bitch scout role. Now I'm backing up for a team that has me play quite often and I'm usually replacing their flank scout. I'm fine playing without a ton of heals, I don't die ridiculously often, and I think I'm doing a decent job of being wherever the our combo isn't but I think there's still a lot for me to work on in this role. I'm not really looking for advice about a particular situation because I generally know what I'm supposed to be doing, but some finer guidance on how to play this role more effectively would probably be a big help. If you have any tips I and whoever else is looking for help would really appreciate you posting them, but I think I'm at the point where what would help me the most is going over a demo with someone.

edit: smh meant to post this in the mentoring section plz help

In just about every team I've been on and even in most pugs I've played the pocket/passive/cap bitch scout role. Now I'm backing up for a team that has me play quite often and I'm usually replacing their flank scout. I'm fine playing without a ton of heals, I don't die ridiculously often, and I think I'm doing a decent job of being wherever the our combo isn't but I think there's still a lot for me to work on in this role. I'm not really looking for advice about a particular situation because I generally know what I'm supposed to be doing, but some finer guidance on how to play this role more effectively would probably be a big help. If you have any tips I and whoever else is looking for help would really appreciate you posting them, but I think I'm at the point where what would help me the most is going over a demo with someone.

edit: smh meant to post this in the mentoring section plz help
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#2
53 Frags +

hold your dick in your hand and push the w key

hold your dick in your hand and push the w key
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#3
3 Frags +

http://gizmodo.com/378314/a-fleshlight-turned-into-an-input-device-lets-you-control-your-computer-by-fucking-it

http://gizmodo.com/378314/a-fleshlight-turned-into-an-input-device-lets-you-control-your-computer-by-fucking-it
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#4
3 Frags +

you just have to be a confident player, trust your aim and not be afraid to get close and make plays.

you just have to be a confident player, trust your aim and not be afraid to get close and make plays.
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#5
32 Frags +
capnfapnsmh meant to post this in the mentoring section plz help

I've never heard of anyone who posted in the mentoring section and then received a mentor because of their post.

[quote=capnfapn]smh meant to post this in the mentoring section plz help[/quote]
I've never heard of anyone who posted in the mentoring section and then received a mentor because of their post.
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#6
12 Frags +

run into the enemy and know that you will get a 4k real quick cause you play the best class in the game

run into the enemy and know that you will get a 4k real quick cause you play the best class in the game
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#7
-3 Frags +
Isocapnfapnsmh meant to post this in the mentoring section plz helpI've never heard of anyone who found a mentor because they made a post in the mentoring section. It's probably better that you posted this somewhere people will see you.

Being in the mentor section is part of the joke

[quote=Iso][quote=capnfapn]smh meant to post this in the mentoring section plz help[/quote]
I've never heard of anyone who found a mentor because they made a post in the mentoring section. It's probably better that you posted this somewhere people will see you.[/quote]
Being in the mentor section is part of the joke
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#8
26 Frags +

cap n fap???

cap n fap???
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#9
0 Frags +

Scream as loud as you can while you play

Scream as loud as you can while you play
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#10
46 Frags +

everyone on the other team is your prey. kill them all. take every fight presented. if you ever lose it's because they got lucky. you are the best player in team fortress. make sure everyone knows that

everyone on the other team is your prey. kill them all. take every fight presented. if you ever lose it's because they got lucky. you are the best player in team fortress. make sure everyone knows that
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#11
-5 Frags +

claim your dominance as the "bigger dick" scout and run into every 1v1 and make sure you win them

claim your dominance as the "bigger dick" scout and run into every 1v1 and make sure you win them
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#12
21 Frags +

the harder you click your mouse the harder you'll frag, it's scientifically proven

the harder you click your mouse the harder you'll frag, it's scientifically proven
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#13
9 Frags +

win the 1v2

win the 1v2
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#14
24 Frags +

confidence, fake it till you make it

confidence, fake it till you make it
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#15
7 Frags +

learn to get buffed at the appropriate times

learn to get buffed at the appropriate times
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#16
27 Frags +

Is vagina scout called that because it can take more of a pounding?

Is vagina scout called that because it can take more of a pounding?
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#17
-1 Frags +

get your buff and pound their flank

get your buff and pound their flank
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#18
4 Frags +

if you ain't flankin', you may as well be wankin'

if you ain't flankin', you may as well be wankin'
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#19
28 Frags +

this concept triggers me cause the people who are playing "aggressive scout" think that they dont have to cap and end up feeding on two and losing a push if they dont make their play

this concept triggers me cause the people who are playing "aggressive scout" think that they dont have to cap and end up feeding on two and losing a push if they dont make their play
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#20
-1 Frags +

fragnfapn

fragnfapn
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#21
-2 Frags +
unfconfidence, fake it till you make it

This is the best advice
if ur typically a not very confident person you may have to indulge in some near delusional thinking to get to a point to where u genuinely believe that ur good or have the capacity to be good

[quote=unf]confidence, fake it till you make it[/quote]
This is the best advice
if ur typically a not very confident person you may have to indulge in some near delusional thinking to get to a point to where u genuinely believe that ur good or have the capacity to be good
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#22
4 Frags +
aim-this concept triggers me cause the people who are playing "aggressive scout" think that they dont have to cap and end up feeding on two and losing a push if they dont make their play

This seems to constantly happen in games I play. The story goes like this:
We win mid
Aggressive scout chases remaining players
Aggressive scout dies to remaining players regardless of how many of them are alive
Roamer's dicking around doing his own thing
Me and the med cap mid
The enemy team gets to defend second with full uber and possibly player advantage because somebody wanted a higher K/D

[quote=aim-]this concept triggers me cause the people who are playing "aggressive scout" think that they dont have to cap and end up feeding on two and losing a push if they dont make their play[/quote]
This seems to constantly happen in games I play. The story goes like this:
We win mid
Aggressive scout chases remaining players
Aggressive scout dies to remaining players regardless of how many of them are alive
Roamer's dicking around doing his own thing
Me and the med cap mid
The enemy team gets to defend second with full uber and possibly player advantage because somebody wanted a higher K/D
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#23
-1 Frags +

buff and bluff, get 185 and pretend you'll win every 1v1 ever

or idk just watch demos of a flank scout, keep playing it and really get into the flank scout role so its second nature

buff and bluff, get 185 and pretend you'll win every 1v1 ever

or idk just watch demos of a flank scout, keep playing it and really get into the flank scout role so its second nature
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#24
21 Frags +

Just steal frags from roamer

Just steal frags from roamer
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#25
15 Frags +

1. spawn scout
2. die on mid, go sniper regardless of your teams uber advantage
3. fail to push last (die)
4. go snipe again because enemy team has uber
5. overextend and die
6. snipe on last, lose round

repeat

1. spawn scout
2. die on mid, go sniper regardless of your teams uber advantage
3. fail to push last (die)
4. go snipe again because enemy team has uber
5. overextend and die
6. snipe on last, lose round

repeat
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#26
22 Frags +

-every time you peek you need to get buffed before you do,
-this allows you to get aggressive positioning to gain information on the enemy team

-should use your buff to gain positioning (ground) and create space by using WASD appropriately when pushing with ad (player#/uber)

-whenever you are in the midst of a fight, its extremely important to not tunnel
-if you beeline for a target you're prolly going to get baited by the enemy team and die
-(overextension on your part)
-be aware of things that your soldiers/demo are hitting and pressure/frag out

good luck

-every time you peek you need to get buffed before you do,
-this allows you to get aggressive positioning to gain information on the enemy team

-should use your buff to gain positioning (ground) and create space by using WASD appropriately when pushing with ad (player#/uber)

-whenever you are in the midst of a fight, its extremely important to not tunnel
-if you beeline for a target you're prolly going to get baited by the enemy team and die
-(overextension on your part)
-be aware of things that your soldiers/demo are hitting and pressure/frag out

good luck
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#27
30 Frags +

IT'S PEEK NOT PEAK

IT'S PEEK NOT PEAK
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#28
22 Frags +
swagmachine1. spawn scout
2. die on mid, go sniper regardless of your teams uber advantage
3. fail to push last (die)
4. go snipe again because enemy team has uber
5. overextend and die
6. snipe on last, lose round

repeat

i thought that was the leaky strat

[quote=swagmachine]1. spawn scout
2. die on mid, go sniper regardless of your teams uber advantage
3. fail to push last (die)
4. go snipe again because enemy team has uber
5. overextend and die
6. snipe on last, lose round

repeat[/quote]
i thought that was the leaky strat
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#29
-5 Frags +

Careful, some can't distinguish between a penis and vagina.

Careful, some can't distinguish between a penis and vagina.
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#30
1 Frags +
alderswagmachine1. spawn scout
2. die on mid, go sniper regardless of your teams uber advantage
3. fail to push last (die)
4. go snipe again because enemy team has uber
5. overextend and die
6. snipe on last, lose round

repeat
i thought that was the leaky strat

1. should be spawn sniper, and you're there.

[quote=alder][quote=swagmachine]1. spawn scout
2. die on mid, go sniper regardless of your teams uber advantage
3. fail to push last (die)
4. go snipe again because enemy team has uber
5. overextend and die
6. snipe on last, lose round

repeat[/quote]
i thought that was the leaky strat[/quote]

1. should be spawn sniper, and you're there.
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