Oafmeal
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Signed Up July 21, 2012
Last Posted August 17, 2019 at 11:58 AM
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#39 Worst date (your fault or not) in Off Topic

I somehow managed to be the date of an absolute bombshell to a staff party. Things were going well until I unknowingly ate a couple pot cookies offered around on a platter trying to be polite. They were burned, and I didn't taste the laser lettuce at all. Girls with the platter were apparently already too fucked up to realize that maybe an explanation of ingredients might have been nice. I hadn't done any drugs in a few years, so I was a write off. An ex gf was kind enough to get me home where I cleaned my house alone until sunrise, while my hot date thought I hooked up with the ex, so that was a one and done. On the plus side, I woke up the next afternoon to a very, very clean house.

posted 3 months ago
#164 favorite team you've ever played for? in TF2 General Discussion

Virgin Police

Much like trump potus, it may not be exactly what you wanted, but it's guaranteed entertainment for the duration.

posted about a year ago
#109 Why are you still here? in TF2 General Discussion

Was b4nny's 1st tf2 6's mentor, cheered for him to succeed, now I cheer for the underdogs! Also I have a 10 year old in my house who plays offline practice now... Watch your language in the coming months, pls. :P
"How do I rocket jump, Nigel?"
"Don't worry about it kid, your nick is oaf and you've been terrible at soldier since season 3. Shoot feet!"

posted about a year ago
#65 what do Y'ALL DRINK when GAMING in TF2 General Discussion

Beer preceded and followed by beer. These days gaming time means all the adulting is already done, so it's gotta be beer.

posted about a year ago
#17 MightyMe Got Married in TF2 General Discussion

MightyMe inspired me to be a plumber. The pay is good. Hasn't helped my demo game any, though.

posted about a year ago
#31 what are your favorite throwback songs in Music, Movies, TV

I feel so old when most of the throwbacks are to when I was in my 20s.

posted about a year ago
#39 sports injuries in Off Topic

Tore my A2 pulley on my left ring finger rock climbing, two broken toes skateboarding.

posted about a year ago
#7 Running with Scizors sharpens up roster in News

GO REKUSO!!!!

posted about a year ago
#816 Vent your anger in Off Topic

I have a 10 year old (girlfriend's nephew) living in my house because his parents were hard into heroin and meth for the last ages. Got him out of foster care after 3 years in the system, and he'll probably be with us until he supports himself. Both parents are clean now for the past year or two, but FUCK!!!! Kid cried in my arms for an hour last night missing his parents.

posted about a year ago
#29 can you have real friends online? in Off Topic

Online people are real people, too. I've probably not talked to most of my tf2 bros in quite some time, but if any of them every needed a hand or wanted to chat I'd be there.

posted about a year ago
#17 Going thru earbuds fast in Hardware
ideekaeOafmealBuy earbuds with a jack shaped like this,
L
If ur going for high-ish end earbuds, this is a massive game changer. u gotta try finding stuff like that

That's what boggles my mind about straight jacks! Sure they're just fine for larger headphones or 'at home' use, but anything you plug into your phone which rides in your pocket while doing things will get destroyed unless said pocket is tight enough that your source device will not turn, and the cable stays straight. There are probably good quality L shaped adapters to save your buds, though. I hadn't even thought about looking for those before today.

posted about a year ago
#48 circa hackusations in TF2 General Discussion
Hasssassincome talk to me when your voice is less than 500dB pitch, actually dont talk to me

/thread

Decibels and pitch are two very different things, good sir.

woops. I should read threads more carefully.

posted about a year ago
#10 Going thru earbuds fast in Hardware

Buy earbuds with a jack shaped like this,

L

They last forever in your pocket compared to ones shaped like this,

I

Being in your pocket will keep bending the 2nd to be shaped like the 1st, resulting in quick wear at the jack. I have literally no idea why all buds are not made with an L shaped jack, unless it's to sell more buds.

posted about a year ago
#29 What got you in to competitive TF2? in TF2 General Discussion

xen enigma, yaug and solid snake were semi regulars on the pub server I frequented, and that made me aware of the scene because they were beasts. Formed a team of pubbers, for cevo and twl I think, then moved on to esea for s3.

posted about 2 years ago
#31 how do i get rid of an object? in Off Topic

Don't litter. Throw it out. If it makes you feel safer, put it in a public garbage can. Cops in Canada don't really care. I've had friends growing up to 100 or so indoor plants be told, "We know who you are, so don't do it again or we'll do something about it." Cops load the plants and lights into their van never to be seen again. Not saying that'll happen every time or anything, but you've just got a grinder fer fuck's sake.

posted about 2 years ago
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