Oafmeal
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Signed Up July 21, 2012
Last Posted March 13, 2020 at 7:29 PM
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#11 new scam targeted towards comp players :/ in TF2 General Discussion

Dude asked me if I played comp TF2, and what class I mained. I said I don't play much these days because my wife has fucking cancer, my mom in law (who lives with us) has cancer, I adopted a kid, and I just pop on now and then when I have a few mins to destress. Bro proceeded to attempt scam anyways. These people are low. Real low.

posted 2 weeks ago
#32 tf2 center is a chickencoop in TF2 General Discussion
BrockOafmealI work with a guy like this... If you go to his place for a beer, he has chickens sneaking inside, the sheep wander in if you leave the door open, a horse sticks his head in through the kitchen window and the goats climb on your car to look for edible bits. Most importantly though, don't go near the geese.
can you describe the smells

The horse poop smells like horse poop
The sheep poop smells like sheep poop
The chicken poop smells like chicken poop
The goose poop smells like..... etc etc
Lots of chainsaws, and tractors, so there's 2 stroke mix, and diesel fuel, too.

It smells like a farm, bud. It's glorious!

posted 1 month ago
#29 tf2 center is a chickencoop in TF2 General Discussion

I work with a guy like this... If you go to his place for a beer, he has chickens sneaking inside, the sheep wander in if you leave the door open, a horse sticks his head in through the kitchen window and the goats climb on your car to look for edible bits. Most importantly though, don't go near the geese.

posted 1 month ago
#14 How old are you in Off Topic

That feeling when there are kids on this site the same age as your 12y/o adopted kid. No wonder I can't make sense of half the threads on here.

posted 1 month ago
#29 What books did you read in 2019? in Off Topic

Thanks, Glass!

posted 2 months ago
#27 What books did you read in 2019? in Off Topic
glassi read ~60 books this year but the best was actually an excerpted pdf

"Extract from a Diary of Rear-Admiral Sir George Cockburn, with Particular Reference to Gen. Napoleon Buonaparte, on Passage from England to St. Helena, in 1815 on Board H.M.S. Northumberland"

about how they had to ship napoleon off to exile and no one really wanted to do it but this guy's diary of the trip is pretty funny. napoleon would throw tantrums and be all french until he got bored and then they'd get drunk and talk about the war

I absolutely love this era of naval history and have a bit of a library on various aspects of it. Reading journals and diaries from the era can be pretty funny. Can you send me a link of this pdf?

posted 2 months ago
#1207 Vent your anger in Off Topic

My wife has brain cancer at 31.

Brain surgery went well, but now it's radiation treatment 5 days a week for 7 weeks, and hoping this shit gets beat, but the odds say it will be back. This woman has served her family, and cleaned up other people's shit her whole life. We adopted her nephew, and put our own plan for kids on hold to help the little fucker out. It sucks to watch the woman you love struggle physically and emotionally harder than she ever has before in her life.

posted 2 months ago
#39 Worst date (your fault or not) in Off Topic

I somehow managed to be the date of an absolute bombshell to a staff party. Things were going well until I unknowingly ate a couple pot cookies offered around on a platter trying to be polite. They were burned, and I didn't taste the laser lettuce at all. Girls with the platter were apparently already too fucked up to realize that maybe an explanation of ingredients might have been nice. I hadn't done any drugs in a few years, so I was a write off. An ex gf was kind enough to get me home where I cleaned my house alone until sunrise, while my hot date thought I hooked up with the ex, so that was a one and done. On the plus side, I woke up the next afternoon to a very, very clean house.

posted 7 months ago
#164 favorite team you've ever played for? in TF2 General Discussion

Virgin Police

Much like trump potus, it may not be exactly what you wanted, but it's guaranteed entertainment for the duration.

posted about a year ago
#109 Why are you still here? in TF2 General Discussion

Was b4nny's 1st tf2 6's mentor, cheered for him to succeed, now I cheer for the underdogs! Also I have a 10 year old in my house who plays offline practice now... Watch your language in the coming months, pls. :P
"How do I rocket jump, Nigel?"
"Don't worry about it kid, your nick is oaf and you've been terrible at soldier since season 3. Shoot feet!"

posted about a year ago
#65 what do Y'ALL DRINK when GAMING in TF2 General Discussion

Beer preceded and followed by beer. These days gaming time means all the adulting is already done, so it's gotta be beer.

posted about a year ago
#17 MightyMe Got Married in TF2 General Discussion

MightyMe inspired me to be a plumber. The pay is good. Hasn't helped my demo game any, though.

posted about a year ago
#31 what are your favorite throwback songs in Music, Movies, TV

I feel so old when most of the throwbacks are to when I was in my 20s.

posted about a year ago
#39 sports injuries in Off Topic

Tore my A2 pulley on my left ring finger rock climbing, two broken toes skateboarding.

posted about 2 years ago
#7 Running with Scizors sharpens up roster in News

GO REKUSO!!!!

posted about 2 years ago
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