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Cherry Dating Tips - How to get any girl you want
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#31
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do i pin her before or after i emotionally scar her best friend?

do i pin her before or after i emotionally scar her best friend?
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#32
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Hallowdo i pin her before or after i emotionally scar her best friend?

After if you decide to go through with it, but as I said you can go with 33% chances.

[quote=Hallow]do i pin her before or after i emotionally scar her best friend?[/quote]
After if you decide to go through with it, but as I said you can go with 33% chances.
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#33
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#34
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no cherry im not much of a gambler i'd rather play it safe. luckily said friend is ugly so her emotions dont really matter lol

no cherry im not much of a gambler i'd rather play it safe. luckily said friend is ugly so her emotions dont really matter lol
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#35
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C_How about
1. Be attractive (gym etc)
2. Don't be a creep

Being attractive definitely helps! But this guide was made by me and I had to come up with different means.

Hallowno cherry im not much of a gambler i'd rather play it safe. luckily said friend is ugly so her emotions dont really matter lol

I didn't say they don't matter, but her scar will be nothing compared to your happiness!

[quote=C_]How about
1. Be attractive (gym etc)
2. Don't be a creep[/quote]
Being attractive definitely helps! But this guide was made by me and I had to come up with different means.

[quote=Hallow]no cherry im not much of a gambler i'd rather play it safe. luckily said friend is ugly so her emotions dont really matter lol[/quote]
I didn't say they don't matter, but her scar will be nothing compared to your happiness!
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#36
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so i can rape her, as long as im happy enough to compenAte for her scars?

so i can rape her, as long as im happy enough to compenAte for her scars?
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#37
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Hallowso i can rape her, as long as im happy enough to compenAte for her scars?

You can't rape other people.. Same as you can't beat her or trade them..
Jeez making this thread was a mistake, didn't expect so many poorly adjusted, creepy sociopaths. :(

[quote=Hallow]so i can rape her, as long as im happy enough to compenAte for her scars?[/quote]
You can't rape other people.. Same as you can't beat her or trade them..
Jeez making this thread was a mistake, didn't expect so many poorly adjusted, creepy sociopaths. :(
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#38
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ur opinions are fucked m8. you'll figure it out i think but as it is you could end up hurting a lot of women like this, so you should really think about how you act around them.

ur opinions are fucked m8. you'll figure it out i think but as it is you could end up hurting a lot of women like this, so you should really think about how you act around them.
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#39
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#40
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Hallowur opinions are fucked m8. you'll figure it out i think but as it is you could end up hurting a lot of women like this, so you should really think about how you act around them.

Maybe you're right actually..

[quote=Hallow]ur opinions are fucked m8. you'll figure it out i think but as it is you could end up hurting a lot of women like this, so you should really think about how you act around them.[/quote]
Maybe you're right actually..
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#41
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Hallowur opinions are fucked m8. you'll figure it out i think but as it is you could end up hurting a lot of women like this, so you should really think about how you act around them.

i think he meant you need to win her heart by submission, pinfall doesn't work in this match.

[quote=Hallow]ur opinions are fucked m8. you'll figure it out i think but as it is you could end up hurting a lot of women like this, so you should really think about how you act around them.[/quote]

i think he meant you need to win her heart by submission, pinfall doesn't work in this match.
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#42
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i get all my dating advice from juicy j

i get all my dating advice from juicy j
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#43
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Should I tell her I main spy? I'm not sure medic and pyro mains would like that :[

Should I tell her I main spy? I'm not sure medic and pyro mains would like that :[
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#44
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stabbyShould I tell her I main spy? I'm not sure medic and pyro mains would like that :[

approach them from behind and watch them drop

[quote=stabby]Should I tell her I main spy? I'm not sure medic and pyro mains would like that :[[/quote]

approach them from behind and watch them drop
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#45
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will murdering her boyfriend help?

will murdering her boyfriend help?
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#46
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eeewill murdering her boyfriend help?

All forms of regression are wrong..
Btw. love your hair

[quote=eee]will murdering her boyfriend help?[/quote]
All forms of regression are wrong..
Btw. love your hair
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#47
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stabbyShould I tell her I main spy? I'm not sure medic and pyro mains would like that :[

i dont think it would only be medic and pyro mains

[quote=stabby]Should I tell her I main spy? I'm not sure medic and pyro mains would like that :[[/quote]

i dont think it would only be medic and pyro mains
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#48
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stabbyShould I tell her I main spy? I'm not sure medic and pyro mains would like that :[

sexist and plays highlander??? where does it end

[quote=stabby]Should I tell her I main spy? I'm not sure medic and pyro mains would like that :[[/quote]
sexist and plays highlander??? where does it end
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#49
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here's my tip: the key to winning a girl's heart is to treat her like an actual human being with her own agency and not some fucking jigsaw puzzle for you to solve. good lord.

here's my tip: the key to winning a girl's heart is to treat her like an actual human being with her own agency and not some fucking jigsaw puzzle for you to solve. good lord.
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#50
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Does this work for anime girls?

Does this work for anime girls?
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#51
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Cherry you seem cool but somehow every thread you create just has infinite potential to become a shitstorm very quickly

Though this one isn't quite as bad as the recent "Best looking race?"

Cherry you seem cool but somehow every thread you create just has infinite potential to become a shitstorm very quickly

Though this one isn't quite as bad as the recent "Best looking race?"
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#52
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CHERRYJeez making this thread was a mistake, didn't expect so many poorly adjusted, creepy sociopaths. :(

https://lindanee.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/black-kettle.jpg

[quote=CHERRY]
Jeez making this thread was a mistake, didn't expect so many [b]poorly adjusted, creepy sociopaths.[/b] :([/quote]


[img]https://lindanee.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/black-kettle.jpg[/img]
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#53
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No guy in the tf2 community is into girls anyway. Useless thread

No guy in the tf2 community is into girls anyway. Useless thread
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#54
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you forgot the old Polski saying: The love of a Polish girl goes through a nazi/soviet skull.

you forgot the old Polski saying: The love of a Polish girl goes through a nazi/soviet skull.
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#55
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you go into tf2 as a guy and leave it as a girl

you go into tf2 as a guy and leave it as a girl
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#56
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How to get girl when you have small peepee :(

How to get girl when you have small peepee :(
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#57
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if u *tip* her with ur tophat she will *tip* u with her clitoris if u know what i mean ;-'3

if u *tip* her with ur tophat she will *tip* u with her clitoris if u know what i mean ;-'3
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#58
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#59
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why

why
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#60
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how can i get the e-gf of my dream and not be catfished ?

how can i get the e-gf of my dream and not be catfished ?
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