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Cherry Dating Tips - How to get any girl you want
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coolfoolHow to get girl when you have small peepee :(

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better learn to eat pussy like your life depends on it my man
[quote=coolfool]How to get girl when you have small peepee :([/quote]

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[spoiler]better learn to eat pussy like your life depends on it my man[/spoiler]
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#62
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alleif u *tip* her with ur tophat she will *tip* u with her clitoris if u know what i mean ;-'3DanceNumber
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better learn to eat pussy like your life depends on it my man

ur both disgusting keep your gross sex words to yourselves

[quote=alle]if u *tip* her with ur tophat she will *tip* u with her clitoris if u know what i mean ;-'3[/quote]
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better learn to eat pussy like your life depends on it my man[/quote]

ur both disgusting keep your gross sex words to yourselves
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#63
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o_o

o_o
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#64
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Tried this today. Now i get all the grylls in my backyard

Tried this today. Now i get all the grylls in my backyard
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#65
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finally i know how to woo nursey

finally i know how to woo nursey
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#66
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so r u telling me to forcefeed women while telling them how much i appreciate fine arts or wht because i did this once and it didnt work out

so r u telling me to forcefeed women while telling them how much i appreciate fine arts or wht because i did this once and it didnt work out
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#67
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StevieNow i get all the grylls in my backyard

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/0p2ccCERYL0/maxresdefault.jpg

[quote=Stevie]Now i get all the grylls in my backyard[/quote]
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#68
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Get swole

Get swole
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#69
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMwl6i8yFAU

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMwl6i8yFAU
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#70
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So on Thursday some girl was looking for her lost sandal and I wanted to help her but she was rude and basically brushed me off. If she did let me help her I was going to find her sandal (maybe sneak in a whiff of em IDK) and then offer her to come back to my place to smoke some weed, drink beer and watch Archer with me. Unfortunately that did not happen.

So the next day I took this one dead bird that was lying on the sidewalk for over 2 weeks and I was waiting for her to come back to the same place as yesterday again so I could throw the dead bird at her. I thought it would be a really awesome way to get even with her for being rude and disrespectful to somebody who just wanted to be a good citizen and help another human being in need. But after an hour of waiting I got bored and just tossed the bird into some random people's swimming pool.

You try to do something nice for somebody and then this is what you get. Women are a disappointment, honestly.

So on Thursday some girl was looking for her lost sandal and I wanted to help her but she was rude and basically brushed me off. If she did let me help her I was going to find her sandal (maybe sneak in a whiff of em IDK) and then offer her to come back to my place to smoke some weed, drink beer and watch Archer with me. Unfortunately that did not happen.

So the next day I took this one dead bird that was lying on the sidewalk for over 2 weeks and I was waiting for her to come back to the same place as yesterday again so I could throw the dead bird at her. I thought it would be a really awesome way to get even with her for being rude and disrespectful to somebody who just wanted to be a good citizen and help another human being in need. But after an hour of waiting I got bored and just tossed the bird into some random people's swimming pool.

You try to do something nice for somebody and then this is what you get. Women are a disappointment, honestly.
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