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Cheater/Hacker thread
1621
#1621
17 Frags +
GoofyGorillasmoboOr maybe someone else on the team is wallhacking, and communicating exact sniper positions to bo4r through Morse code light flashes somewhere off-screen in addition to the mumble comms.
You're definitely on the right track here, for sure. However, while I was designing SSVW's HUGE Hack Pack™, we knew that someone REALLY intelligent like Barycenter or Podgy713 would catch onto us eventually, so we tried several methods of hiding communication that did not involve being heard in the video being taken by bo4r. We tried Morse code flashing, but discovered that it was not very efficient as the player actually wall hacking would have to either be really good at multitasking, would have to have 3 hands. So, instead, we settled on a method of "silent communication" as Podgy713 called it: telepathic implants. Now, this may sound a little strange, but stick with me here. Before the season started, SSVW decided that we would do ANYTHING to win in the league with no monetary incentive, even painful brain surgery. As such, we all got ourselves telepathic implants that way we didn't have to communicate the hack gained positions of players through mumble!

On another note, I'm selling a pocket version of SSVW's HUGE Hack Pack™ with Bleek's autodet scripts, Bo4r's triggerbot, and Villain's wallhacks for the LOW LOW price of 5 keys!

was this supposed to be funny

[quote=GoofyGorilla][quote=smobo]Or maybe someone else on the team is wallhacking, and communicating exact sniper positions to bo4r through Morse code light flashes somewhere off-screen in addition to the mumble comms.[/quote]

You're definitely on the right track here, for sure. However, while I was designing SSVW's HUGE Hack Pack™, we knew that someone REALLY intelligent like Barycenter or Podgy713 would catch onto us eventually, so we tried several methods of hiding communication that did not involve being heard in the video being taken by bo4r. We tried Morse code flashing, but discovered that it was not very efficient as the player actually wall hacking would have to either be really good at multitasking, would have to have 3 hands. So, instead, we settled on a method of "silent communication" as Podgy713 called it: telepathic implants. Now, this may sound a little strange, but stick with me here. Before the season started, SSVW decided that we would do ANYTHING to win in the league with no monetary incentive, even painful brain surgery. As such, we all got ourselves telepathic implants that way we didn't have to communicate the hack gained positions of players through mumble!

On another note, I'm selling a pocket version of SSVW's HUGE Hack Pack™ with Bleek's autodet scripts, Bo4r's triggerbot, and Villain's wallhacks for the LOW LOW price of 5 keys![/quote]

was this supposed to be funny
1622
#1622
-18 Frags +
XCVGoofyGorillasmoboOr maybe someone else on the team is wallhacking, and communicating exact sniper positions to bo4r through Morse code light flashes somewhere off-screen in addition to the mumble comms.
You're definitely on the right track here, for sure. However, while I was designing SSVW's HUGE Hack Pack™, we knew that someone REALLY intelligent like Barycenter or Podgy713 would catch onto us eventually, so we tried several methods of hiding communication that did not involve being heard in the video being taken by bo4r. We tried Morse code flashing, but discovered that it was not very efficient as the player actually wall hacking would have to either be really good at multitasking, would have to have 3 hands. So, instead, we settled on a method of "silent communication" as Podgy713 called it: telepathic implants. Now, this may sound a little strange, but stick with me here. Before the season started, SSVW decided that we would do ANYTHING to win in the league with no monetary incentive, even painful brain surgery. As such, we all got ourselves telepathic implants that way we didn't have to communicate the hack gained positions of players through mumble!

On another note, I'm selling a pocket version of SSVW's HUGE Hack Pack™ with Bleek's autodet scripts, Bo4r's triggerbot, and Villain's wallhacks for the LOW LOW price of 5 keys!

was this supposed to be funny

Wow, you're a real stickler. How does 4 keys sound?

[quote=XCV][quote=GoofyGorilla][quote=smobo]Or maybe someone else on the team is wallhacking, and communicating exact sniper positions to bo4r through Morse code light flashes somewhere off-screen in addition to the mumble comms.[/quote]

You're definitely on the right track here, for sure. However, while I was designing SSVW's HUGE Hack Pack™, we knew that someone REALLY intelligent like Barycenter or Podgy713 would catch onto us eventually, so we tried several methods of hiding communication that did not involve being heard in the video being taken by bo4r. We tried Morse code flashing, but discovered that it was not very efficient as the player actually wall hacking would have to either be really good at multitasking, would have to have 3 hands. So, instead, we settled on a method of "silent communication" as Podgy713 called it: telepathic implants. Now, this may sound a little strange, but stick with me here. Before the season started, SSVW decided that we would do ANYTHING to win in the league with no monetary incentive, even painful brain surgery. As such, we all got ourselves telepathic implants that way we didn't have to communicate the hack gained positions of players through mumble!

On another note, I'm selling a pocket version of SSVW's HUGE Hack Pack™ with Bleek's autodet scripts, Bo4r's triggerbot, and Villain's wallhacks for the LOW LOW price of 5 keys![/quote]

was this supposed to be funny[/quote]

Wow, you're a real stickler. How does 4 keys sound?
1623
#1623
4 Frags +

stfu

stfu
1624
#1624
15 Frags +

werent u the same dude that got kicked off the team he led lmao

werent u the same dude that got kicked off the team he led lmao
1625
#1625
-14 Frags +
eagletfwerent u the same dude that got kicked off the team he led lmao

Yes, and as you might imagine, this presented a real problem in that I still had the implant in. Fortunately, I was able to get it removed, but it was more painful coming out then it was going in. At least it was worth the 3 matches I played, haha!

[quote=eagletf]werent u the same dude that got kicked off the team he led lmao[/quote]

Yes, and as you might imagine, this presented a real problem in that I still had the implant in. Fortunately, I was able to get it removed, but it was more painful coming out then it was going in. At least it was worth the 3 matches I played, haha!
1626
#1626
4 Frags +

lmao smh gorilla guy

lmao smh gorilla guy
1627
#1627
12 Frags +

can i post this in the cringe thread

can i post this in the cringe thread
1628
#1628
-11 Frags +

Cringe threads are becoming so common its like the TF2 community just makes everyone cringe unintentionally and pretty often.

Cringe threads are becoming so common its like the TF2 community just makes everyone cringe unintentionally and pretty often.
1629
#1629
6 Frags +

holy shit, why does this game attract so many god damn weirdos

holy shit, why does this game attract so many god damn weirdos
1630
#1630
6 Frags +

no wonder u got kicked ur a top tier autismo

no wonder u got kicked ur a top tier autismo
1631
#1631
4 Frags +

Goofy while I see that you are trying your hardest to make a light hearted joke of the situation you did it albeit a bit poorly my boy.

Goofy while I see that you are trying your hardest to make a light hearted joke of the situation you did it albeit a bit poorly my boy.
1632
#1632
8 Frags +
GoofyGorillasmoboOr maybe someone else on the team is wallhacking, and communicating exact sniper positions to bo4r through Morse code light flashes somewhere off-screen in addition to the mumble comms.
You're definitely on the right track here, for sure. However, while I was designing SSVW's HUGE Hack Pack™, we knew that someone REALLY intelligent like Barycenter or Podgy713 would catch onto us eventually, so we tried several methods of hiding communication that did not involve being heard in the video being taken by bo4r. We tried Morse code flashing, but discovered that it was not very efficient as the player actually wall hacking would have to either be really good at multitasking, would have to have 3 hands. So, instead, we settled on a method of "silent communication" as Podgy713 called it: telepathic implants. Now, this may sound a little strange, but stick with me here. Before the season started, SSVW decided that we would do ANYTHING to win in the league with no monetary incentive, even painful brain surgery. As such, we all got ourselves telepathic implants that way we didn't have to communicate the hack gained positions of players through mumble!

On another note, I'm selling a pocket version of SSVW's HUGE Hack Pack™ with Bleek's autodet scripts, Bo4r's triggerbot, and Villain's wallhacks for the LOW LOW price of 5 keys!

aces gamer may be on to something with the whole 'silver players aren't allowed to have opinions' thing...

[quote=GoofyGorilla][quote=smobo]Or maybe someone else on the team is wallhacking, and communicating exact sniper positions to bo4r through Morse code light flashes somewhere off-screen in addition to the mumble comms.[/quote]

You're definitely on the right track here, for sure. However, while I was designing SSVW's HUGE Hack Pack™, we knew that someone REALLY intelligent like Barycenter or Podgy713 would catch onto us eventually, so we tried several methods of hiding communication that did not involve being heard in the video being taken by bo4r. We tried Morse code flashing, but discovered that it was not very efficient as the player actually wall hacking would have to either be really good at multitasking, would have to have 3 hands. So, instead, we settled on a method of "silent communication" as Podgy713 called it: telepathic implants. Now, this may sound a little strange, but stick with me here. Before the season started, SSVW decided that we would do ANYTHING to win in the league with no monetary incentive, even painful brain surgery. As such, we all got ourselves telepathic implants that way we didn't have to communicate the hack gained positions of players through mumble!

On another note, I'm selling a pocket version of SSVW's HUGE Hack Pack™ with Bleek's autodet scripts, Bo4r's triggerbot, and Villain's wallhacks for the LOW LOW price of 5 keys![/quote]


aces gamer may be on to something with the whole 'silver players aren't allowed to have opinions' thing...
1633
#1633
0 Frags +

I think it would make an excellent contrast if we were to alternate tip of the hats donation messages with this thread. "What an amazing community! I love you all." "Silver players are all autistic." The dichotomy of it all is pretty great.

I think it would make an excellent contrast if we were to alternate tip of the hats donation messages with this thread. "What an amazing community! I love you all." "Silver players are all autistic." The dichotomy of it all is pretty great.
1634
#1634
14 Frags +

Trash Island

Gather round my friends and I'll tell you of an island upon the sea
Trash island grows with a king at hand who lives by one creed
He stands up strong and yells for all of those to hear him scream;

I am Smobo, ruler of this land, and I shall never show mercy
to not shit post in my presence is purely known as heresy
The garbage builds my strength and an army will be seen

They will chant, "Smobo, king of shitposting garbage on TF.TV!"

Poem written by Smobo

Buy audio book for $0.99 on Amazon Kindle
Use Promo Code TRASH and get 50% off
Expires 4/10/15

Trash Island

Gather round my friends and I'll tell you of an island upon the sea
Trash island grows with a king at hand who lives by one creed
He stands up strong and yells for all of those to hear him scream;

I am Smobo, ruler of this land, and I shall never show mercy
to not shit post in my presence is purely known as heresy
The garbage builds my strength and an army will be seen

They will chant, "Smobo, king of shitposting garbage on TF.TV!"

Poem written by Smobo

Buy audio book for $0.99 on Amazon Kindle
Use Promo Code TRASH and get 50% off
Expires 4/10/15
1635
#1635
-14 Frags +

I have no words for how stupid the above post is.

I have no words for how stupid the above post is.
1636
#1636
25 Frags +

seems like u have 11 words for how stupid it is

seems like u have 11 words for how stupid it is
1637
#1637
-21 Frags +
xoholy shit, why does this game attract so many god damn weirdos

While some might take the perspective that Team Fortress Two is free to play, I much prefer the perspective that it's free to uninstall! :^))) Lenny face XD

[quote=xo]holy shit, why does this game attract so many god damn weirdos[/quote]

While some might take the perspective that Team Fortress Two is free to play, I much prefer the perspective that it's free to uninstall! :^))) Lenny face XD
1638
#1638
10 Frags +
GoofyGorillaxoholy shit, why does this game attract so many god damn weirdos
While some might take the perspective that Team Fortress Two is free to play, I much prefer the perspective that it's free to uninstall! :^))) Lenny face XD

Mr. Gorilla, you are being TOO goofy. You need to dial it back.

[quote=GoofyGorilla][quote=xo]holy shit, why does this game attract so many god damn weirdos[/quote]

While some might take the perspective that Team Fortress Two is free to play, I much prefer the perspective that it's free to uninstall! :^))) Lenny face XD[/quote]
Mr. Gorilla, you are being TOO goofy. You need to dial it back.
1639
#1639
1 Frags +
GoofyGorillaxoholy shit, why does this game attract so many god damn weirdos
While some might take the perspective that Team Fortress Two is free to play, I much prefer the perspective that it's free to uninstall! :^))) Lenny face XD

http://puu.sh/jjb08/45ed053849.jpg

[quote=GoofyGorilla][quote=xo]holy shit, why does this game attract so many god damn weirdos[/quote]

While some might take the perspective that Team Fortress Two is free to play, I much prefer the perspective that it's free to uninstall! :^))) Lenny face XD[/quote]

[img]http://puu.sh/jjb08/45ed053849.jpg[/img]
1640
#1640
3 Frags +

http://www.teamfortress.tv/forum/303/the-dumpster

http://www.teamfortress.tv/forum/303/the-dumpster
1641
#1641
5 Frags +

ironic shitposting is still shitposting

ironic shitposting is still shitposting
1642
#1642
3 Frags +

this is wat happens when u get carried in silver....

this is wat happens when u get carried in silver....
1643
#1643
-13 Frags +
eagletfthis is wat happens when u get carried in silver....

At least I don't get mad when someone outsnipes me using SSVW's HUGE Hack Pack™....

[quote=eagletf]this is wat happens when u get carried in silver....[/quote]

At least I don't get mad when someone outsnipes me using SSVW's HUGE Hack Pack™....
1644
#1644
8 Frags +
GoofyGorillaeagletfthis is wat happens when u get carried in silver....
At least I don't get mad when someone outsnipes me using SSVW's HUGE Hack Pack™....

you should probably ask an admin to ban you before you permanently make everyone think you are an idiot.

[quote=GoofyGorilla][quote=eagletf]this is wat happens when u get carried in silver....[/quote]

At least I don't get mad when someone outsnipes me using SSVW's HUGE Hack Pack™....[/quote]

you should probably ask an admin to ban you before you permanently make everyone think you are an idiot.
1645
#1645
3 Frags +
DanceNumberGoofyGorillaeagletfthis is wat happens when u get carried in silver....
At least I don't get mad when someone outsnipes me using SSVW's HUGE Hack Pack™....

you should probably ask an admin to ban you before you permanently make everyone think you are an idiot.

too late

[quote=DanceNumber][quote=GoofyGorilla][quote=eagletf]this is wat happens when u get carried in silver....[/quote]

At least I don't get mad when someone outsnipes me using SSVW's HUGE Hack Pack™....[/quote]

you should probably ask an admin to ban you before you permanently make everyone think you are an idiot.[/quote]

too late
1646
#1646
-6 Frags +
GoofyGorillaeagletfthis is wat happens when u get carried in silver....
At least I don't get mad when someone outsnipes me using SSVW's HUGE Hack Pack™....

l0l i never played him :^)

[quote=GoofyGorilla][quote=eagletf]this is wat happens when u get carried in silver....[/quote]

At least I don't get mad when someone outsnipes me using SSVW's HUGE Hack Pack™....[/quote]

l0l i never played him :^)
1647
#1647
11 Frags +

Hey guys remember when this thread was for reporting cheaters

Hey guys remember when this thread was for reporting cheaters
1648
#1648
15 Frags +
GoofyGorillaeagletfwerent u the same dude that got kicked off the team he led lmao
Yes, and as you might imagine, this presented a real problem in that I still had the implant in. Fortunately, I was able to get it removed, but it was more painful coming out then it was going in. At least it was worth the 3 matches I played, haha!

your name is pretty insulting to actual gorillas considering how retarded you are

[quote=GoofyGorilla][quote=eagletf]werent u the same dude that got kicked off the team he led lmao[/quote]

Yes, and as you might imagine, this presented a real problem in that I still had the implant in. Fortunately, I was able to get it removed, but it was more painful coming out then it was going in. At least it was worth the 3 matches I played, haha![/quote]
your name is pretty insulting to actual gorillas considering how retarded you are
1649
#1649
7 Frags +

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1650
#1650
7 Frags +

Just wanted to mention, I tracked down two STV's for the Krom guy mentioned in post 1618.

Sniper on upward: http://heavy.ozfortress.com/demos/pub/94a91d4419551a54849ff893120c38e346da9e34/20150727/spent-20150727-1845-pl_upward.dem.7z

Scout on lakeside: http://heavy.ozfortress.com/demos/pub/5ec452e9d886087776ee84e9b8a3f5fc08b7950d/20150717/froglegstew22222-20150717-1622-koth_lakeside_final.dem.7z

Obvious triggerbot. His awareness and positioning likely also suggests walls/esp. Just wanted to get these STV's here on the forums so people could be aware that triggerbots are probably going to be the "new standard" for kind of "legit" looking cheating in comp. Silent aim is patched, so a triggerbot with a slight delay is probably the new aim assistance of choice.

Just wanted to mention, I tracked down two STV's for the Krom guy mentioned in post 1618.

Sniper on upward: http://heavy.ozfortress.com/demos/pub/94a91d4419551a54849ff893120c38e346da9e34/20150727/spent-20150727-1845-pl_upward.dem.7z

Scout on lakeside: http://heavy.ozfortress.com/demos/pub/5ec452e9d886087776ee84e9b8a3f5fc08b7950d/20150717/froglegstew22222-20150717-1622-koth_lakeside_final.dem.7z

Obvious triggerbot. His awareness and positioning likely also suggests walls/esp. Just wanted to get these STV's here on the forums so people could be aware that triggerbots are probably going to be the "new standard" for kind of "legit" looking cheating in comp. Silent aim is patched, so a triggerbot with a slight delay is probably the new aim assistance of choice.
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