ESEA S17 Open Power Rankings Week 7

#61

owl

7 Frags – +

GeknaiirMr_Owlvideo game steroids are powerful sleep is for the weak2 bowls and a red bull @_@

I take comfort in the notion that no matter how hard I try to shitpost, you will always be a worse tftv user.

[quote=Geknaiir][quote=Mr_Owl]video game steroids are powerful sleep is for the weak[/quote]
2 bowls and a red bull @_@[/quote]

I take comfort in the notion that no matter how hard I try to shitpost, you will always be a worse tftv user.

#62

Saber

-7 Frags – +

subopen allchat

#63

Geknaiir

-9 Frags – +

Mr_OwlGeknaiirMr_Owlvideo game steroids are powerful sleep is for the weak2 bowls and a red bull @_@
I take comfort in the notion that no matter how hard I try to shitpost, you will always be a worse tftv user.

Why, because people take me seriously when I'm typing on the internet?

[quote=Mr_Owl][quote=Geknaiir][quote=Mr_Owl]video game steroids are powerful sleep is for the weak[/quote]
2 bowls and a red bull @_@[/quote]

I take comfort in the notion that no matter how hard I try to shitpost, you will always be a worse tftv user.[/quote]
Why, because people take me seriously when I'm typing on the internet?

#64

Cloudmaker

4 Frags – +

geknaiir sucks

#65

kev

1 Frags – +

GeknaiirWhy, because people take me seriously when I'm typing on the internet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzndyGwT1ww

[quote=Geknaiir]
Why, because people take me seriously when I'm typing on the internet?[/quote]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzndyGwT1ww

#66

freakin

0 Frags – +

Air_freakinall I have to say is sunshine is the only map I've played where we consistently run out of time before 5 rounds in scrims and it never felt slow/boring. Everytime we run out of time we're like "that was 30 minutes!??!"

Compared to metalworks where it feels like 30 minutes only 10 minutes insunshine is also one of the lowest dpm maps ive ever seen. consistently there are entire teams below 300, which never happens on other maps.
any map that ends because of timer before 5 roundsi n scrims is slow

long rounds do not inherently mean slow scrims, we've just had a lot of back and forth rounds

but this could definitely be influenced by the fact that I've played no more than 9 scrims on sunshine and they all seemed to be against teams closer in skill than we frequently find

[quote=Air_][quote=freakin]all I have to say is sunshine is the only map I've played where we consistently run out of time before 5 rounds in scrims and it never felt slow/boring. Everytime we run out of time we're like "that was 30 minutes!??!"

Compared to metalworks where it feels like 30 minutes only 10 minutes in[/quote]
sunshine is also one of the lowest dpm maps ive ever seen. consistently there are entire teams below 300, which never happens on other maps.
any map that ends because of timer before 5 roundsi n scrims is slow[/quote]
long rounds do not inherently mean slow scrims, we've just had a lot of back and forth rounds

but this could definitely be influenced by the fact that I've played no more than 9 scrims on sunshine and they all seemed to be against teams closer in skill than we frequently find

#67

downpour

10 Frags – +

if you exclusively troll in chat and thats your only interactions with the people of an online community, then they will think youre an idiot because there isnt any other interaction to compare it with, doesnt matter if people shouldnt take you seriously because they never see you serious so youre just gonna look like an idiot

pretty basic stuff that people judge you based on their interactions with you

if you exclusively troll in chat and thats your only interactions with the people of an online community, then they will think youre an idiot because there isnt any other interaction to compare it with, doesnt matter if people shouldnt take you seriously because they never see you serious so youre just gonna look like an idiot

pretty basic stuff that people judge you based on their interactions with you

#68

Saber

-7 Frags – +

case in point: me

i only make dumbass posts so i'm pretty sure everybody thinks i'm a retard. have i accepted that? yes. you should accept that for yourself too dude.

case in point: me

i only make dumbass posts so i'm pretty sure everybody thinks i'm a retard. have i accepted that? yes. you should accept that for yourself too dude.

#69

Bape

8 Frags – +

lmao god bless all of you

#70

aim-

3 Frags – +

http://puu.sh/blPBD/bc30857fa6.jpg

[img]http://puu.sh/blPBD/bc30857fa6.jpg[/img]

#71

mustardoverlord

-10 Frags – +

scrimshawmustardoverlordscrimshawim going to throw on thurs to not be in any way a successor of mustard
ur right, I topdamaged for my team in 6 out of 9 games on pocket, you got bottom 2 dmg on your team as pocket in over half ur games

boom toasted burn end of game game set match game overi dont vacuum heals like a retard i let air and sky do the damage because thats how my team plays

im sure ur right tho. if youre so good why has literally no team wanted to play with you in the past 4 seasons??? cant wait to hit 15000 hours in tf2 and not even be invite

you dont vacuum heals like a retard because when you tried it you still did like 200 dpm on pocket (see: heal spread and damage 2/3 of the esea games this season), so your team decided to buff air and skyrolla instead because they know how to play this game

no one wants to play with me because im so incredible at this game that it intimidates literally everyone and its 16000 hrs thank u

[quote=scrimshaw][quote=mustardoverlord][quote=scrimshaw]im going to throw on thurs to not be in any way a successor of mustard[/quote]

ur right, I topdamaged for my team in 6 out of 9 games on pocket, you got bottom 2 dmg on your team as pocket in over half ur games

boom toasted burn end of game game set match game over[/quote]
i dont vacuum heals like a retard i let air and sky do the damage because thats how my team plays

im sure ur right tho. if youre so good why has literally no team wanted to play with you in the past 4 seasons??? cant wait to hit 15000 hours in tf2 and not even be invite[/quote]

you dont vacuum heals like a retard because when you tried it you still did like 200 dpm on pocket (see: heal spread and damage 2/3 of the esea games this season), so your team decided to buff air and skyrolla instead because they know how to play this game

no one wants to play with me because im so incredible at this game that it intimidates literally everyone and its 16000 hrs thank u

#72

duwatna

21 Frags – +

mustardoverlordscrimshawim going to throw on thurs to not be in any way a successor of mustard
ur right, I topdamaged for my team in 6 out of 9 games on pocket, you got bottom 2 dmg on your team as pocket in over half ur games

boom toasted burn end of game game set match game over

how fucking dare you use boom toasted

[quote=mustardoverlord][quote=scrimshaw]im going to throw on thurs to not be in any way a successor of mustard[/quote]

ur right, I topdamaged for my team in 6 out of 9 games on pocket, you got bottom 2 dmg on your team as pocket in over half ur games

boom toasted burn end of game game set match game over[/quote]

how fucking dare you use boom toasted

#73

alan

-2 Frags – +

mustardoverlordscrimshawmustardoverlordscrimshawim going to throw on thurs to not be in any way a successor of mustard
ur right, I topdamaged for my team in 6 out of 9 games on pocket, you got bottom 2 dmg on your team as pocket in over half ur games

boom toasted burn end of game game set match game overi dont vacuum heals like a retard i let air and sky do the damage because thats how my team plays

im sure ur right tho. if youre so good why has literally no team wanted to play with you in the past 4 seasons??? cant wait to hit 15000 hours in tf2 and not even be invite
you dont vacuum heals like a retard because when you tried it you still did like 200 dpm on pocket (see: heal spread and damage 2/3 of the esea games this season), so your team decided to buff air and skyrolla instead because they know how to play this game

no one wants to play with me because im so incredible at this game that it intimidates literally everyone and its 16000 hrs thank u

I hope you aren't in anyway serious

[quote=mustardoverlord][quote=scrimshaw][quote=mustardoverlord][quote=scrimshaw]im going to throw on thurs to not be in any way a successor of mustard[/quote]

ur right, I topdamaged for my team in 6 out of 9 games on pocket, you got bottom 2 dmg on your team as pocket in over half ur games

boom toasted burn end of game game set match game over[/quote]
i dont vacuum heals like a retard i let air and sky do the damage because thats how my team plays

im sure ur right tho. if youre so good why has literally no team wanted to play with you in the past 4 seasons??? cant wait to hit 15000 hours in tf2 and not even be invite[/quote]

you dont vacuum heals like a retard because when you tried it you still did like 200 dpm on pocket (see: heal spread and damage 2/3 of the esea games this season), so your team decided to buff air and skyrolla instead because they know how to play this game

no one wants to play with me because im so incredible at this game that it intimidates literally everyone and its 16000 hrs thank u[/quote]
I hope you aren't in anyway serious

#74

scrimshaw

0 Frags – +

i build uber. youre an idiot. stick to being so toxic ugc has to quarantine your hl roster so it doesnt kill their entire league

#75

downpour

7 Frags – +

the shit talk from both parties is awful

#76

aim-

9 Frags – +

http://www.somegif.com/gifs/1364034644816748365.GIF

[img]http://www.somegif.com/gifs/1364034644816748365.GIF[/img]

#77

reselect

9 Frags – +

aim can you stop posting gifs cant open up threads on my phone anymore

#78

MonkeySuit

6 Frags – +

In other news: somehow our team lived through my vacation.

#79

zigzter

5 Frags – +

reselectaim can you stop posting gifs cant open up threads on my phone anymore

Wait until you open a thread blessed with Meb's DBZ gifs.

[quote=reselect]aim can you stop posting gifs cant open up threads on my phone anymore[/quote]
Wait until you open a thread blessed with Meb's DBZ gifs.

#80

mustardoverlord

10 Frags – +

scrimshawi build uber. youre an idiot. stick to being so toxic ugc has to quarantine your hl roster so it doesnt kill their entire league

I would respond to this with a well thought-out burn but instead I will just post yet another page of you getting more heals than the other pocket and doing barely half of his dmg
http://play.esea.net/index.php?s=stats&d=match&id=3781909

[quote=scrimshaw]i build uber. youre an idiot. stick to being so toxic ugc has to quarantine your hl roster so it doesnt kill their entire league[/quote]

I would respond to this with a well thought-out burn but instead I will just post yet another page of you getting more heals than the other pocket and doing barely half of his dmg
http://play.esea.net/index.php?s=stats&d=match&id=3781909

#81

hero

3 Frags – +

Bapelmao god bless all of you

thats whats up. this thread needs more dunks.. shit is cracking me up

[quote=Bape]lmao god bless all of you[/quote]

thats whats up. this thread needs more dunks.. shit is cracking me up

#82

Bape

0 Frags – +

i gotchu

#83

MiNi

3 Frags – +

cMwsb will win 5-1

Well then

[quote=cMw]sb will win 5-1[/quote]

Well then

#84

Marxist

14 Frags – +

Once upon a time there was a guy named Marxist. He had mostly stopped playing TF2, a game he used to love, mainly because he had grown to believe that everybody was bad at it and generally not fun to be around whilst being bad at it. He took to playing War Thunder, watching movies, and waking up early. Then a fateful message came from one BSC who had played with Marxist in the past. He explained that he was going to gut his team and needed a medic. I had enjoyed playing with BSC in the past, and despite his having virtually killed that old team, he jumped to a better roster, and that's fair-play in the world of "let's build a team that's good."

This time however, was even better, as he's now departed so as not to play shortly after having cut 3 people and gotten me to pay up.

And that's how I came to be on the same team as monkeysuit and it hasn't died yet.

Once upon a time there was a guy named Marxist. He had mostly stopped playing TF2, a game he used to love, mainly because he had grown to believe that everybody was bad at it and generally not fun to be around whilst being bad at it. He took to playing War Thunder, watching movies, and waking up early. Then a fateful message came from one BSC who had played with Marxist in the past. He explained that he was going to gut his team and needed a medic. I had enjoyed playing with BSC in the past, and despite his having virtually killed that old team, he jumped to a better roster, and that's fair-play in the world of "let's build a team that's good."

This time however, was even better, as he's now departed so as not to play shortly after having cut 3 people and gotten me to pay up.

And that's how I came to be on the same team as monkeysuit and it hasn't died yet.

#85

Tery_

6 Frags – +

I just love Storytime with Marxist.

#86

aim-

-4 Frags – +

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozd7MysDd6o

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozd7MysDd6o[/youtube]

#87

Toaster

-6 Frags – +

LOL

#88

Super-

16 Frags – +

http://i.imgur.com/DcXD2an.png

how to cut your way to the top a documentary by cake dough cheddar

[img]http://i.imgur.com/DcXD2an.png[/img]
how to cut your way to the top a documentary by cake dough cheddar

#89

saf

0 Frags – +

dingo for 2 time open champion

#90

alan

0 Frags – +

Super-http://i.imgur.com/DcXD2an.png
how to cut your way to the top a documentary by cake dough cheddar

If anyone else would love to do that

[quote=Super-][img]http://i.imgur.com/DcXD2an.png[/img]
how to cut your way to the top a documentary by cake dough cheddar[/quote]
[url=http://teamfortress.tv/thread/20007/looking-to-play-for-a-team-before-rosters-lock]If anyone else would love to do that [/url]