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ESEA S17 Open Power Rankings Week 7
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#31
-10 Frags +
mustardoverlordI declare airheads to be the official successor to the legendary community clown college 16-0 nevr forget just gotta finish 6th in playoffs now

air = br0nze?

[quote=mustardoverlord]I declare airheads to be the official successor to the legendary community clown college 16-0 nevr forget just gotta finish 6th in playoffs now[/quote]
air = br0nze?
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#32
20 Frags +

im going to throw on thurs to not be in any way a successor of mustard

im going to throw on thurs to not be in any way a successor of mustard
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#33
17 Frags +
scrimshawim going to throw on thurs to not be in any way a successor of mustard

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/LeBron-James-Dunk-on-Jason-Terry.gif

[quote=scrimshaw]im going to throw on thurs to not be in any way a successor of mustard[/quote]
[img]http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/LeBron-James-Dunk-on-Jason-Terry.gif[/img]
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#34
7 Frags +

I don't even know who geknair is. The only time I think I've seen him he was in a pub trying to trash talk a star fan who kept shitting on him.

I don't even know who geknair is. The only time I think I've seen him he was in a pub trying to trash talk a star fan who kept shitting on him.
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#35
18 Frags +
sildeezyI don't even know who geknair is. The only time I think I've seen him he was in a pub trying to trash talk a star fan who kept shitting on him.

that was definitely geknaiir

[quote=sildeezy]I don't even know who geknair is. The only time I think I've seen him he was in a pub trying to trash talk a star fan who kept shitting on him.[/quote]

that was definitely geknaiir
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#36
-22 Frags +
sildeezyI don't even know who geknair is. The only time I think I've seen him he was in a pub trying to trash talk a star fan who kept shitting on him.

Nice alt sildeezy

[quote=sildeezy]I don't even know who geknair is. The only time I think I've seen him he was in a pub trying to trash talk a star fan who kept shitting on him.[/quote]
Nice alt sildeezy
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#37
-11 Frags +

Hey london ringo is not playing scout for our team btw and im not even playing anymore are you even watching the games???

Hey london ringo is not playing scout for our team btw and im not even playing anymore are you even watching the games???
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#38
11 Frags +

It not like this is some deathacorn shit where he picks 10 random teams and gets paid for it. write your own power rankings or shut the fuck up. That trash players feel entitled the highest tier of writing and research is mind blowing.

It not like this is some deathacorn shit where he picks 10 random teams and gets paid for it. write your own power rankings or shut the fuck up. That trash players feel entitled the highest tier of writing and research is mind blowing.
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#39
18 Frags +

tbh geknaiir is not as bad as everyone says he is...

hes worse

tbh geknaiir is not as bad as everyone says he is...

hes worse
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#40
0 Frags +

air is an angry autist

air is an angry autist
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#41
10 Frags +
TWSSLERHey london ringo is not playing scout for our team btw and im not even playing anymore are you even watching the games???

each open game is 20 minutes... say he watches a game from each team in the top 10 2 times per week. That's literally 6.5 hours of only watching open teams play tf2 per week.

now add retards with random aliases.

I'd kill myself doing half that amount of work.

He also does IM power rankings.

[quote=TWSSLER]Hey london ringo is not playing scout for our team btw and im not even playing anymore are you even watching the games???[/quote]
each open game is 20 minutes... say he watches a game from each team in the top 10 2 times per week. That's literally 6.5 hours of only watching open teams play tf2 per week.

now add retards with random aliases.

I'd kill myself doing half that amount of work.

He also does IM power rankings.
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#42
4 Frags +

what miwo means is

London step your shit up

what miwo means is

London step your shit up
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#43
5 Frags +

I am a rich white man; who is also an English major

I am a rich [color=white]white[/color] man; who is also an English major
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#44
-3 Frags +

will you ever learn basic

will you ever learn basic
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#45
2 Frags +
freakinall I have to say is sunshine is the only map I've played where we consistently run out of time before 5 rounds in scrims and it never felt slow/boring. Everytime we run out of time we're like "that was 30 minutes!??!"

Compared to metalworks where it feels like 30 minutes only 10 minutes in

sunshine is also one of the lowest dpm maps ive ever seen. consistently there are entire teams below 300, which never happens on other maps.
any map that ends because of timer before 5 roundsi n scrims is slow

[quote=freakin]all I have to say is sunshine is the only map I've played where we consistently run out of time before 5 rounds in scrims and it never felt slow/boring. Everytime we run out of time we're like "that was 30 minutes!??!"

Compared to metalworks where it feels like 30 minutes only 10 minutes in[/quote]
sunshine is also one of the lowest dpm maps ive ever seen. consistently there are entire teams below 300, which never happens on other maps.
any map that ends because of timer before 5 roundsi n scrims is slow
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#46
-13 Frags +
scrimshawim going to throw on thurs to not be in any way a successor of mustard

ur right, I topdamaged for my team in 6 out of 9 games on pocket, you got bottom 2 dmg on your team as pocket in over half ur games

boom toasted burn end of game game set match game over

[quote=scrimshaw]im going to throw on thurs to not be in any way a successor of mustard[/quote]

ur right, I topdamaged for my team in 6 out of 9 games on pocket, you got bottom 2 dmg on your team as pocket in over half ur games

boom toasted burn end of game game set match game over
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#47
-3 Frags +
mustardoverlord ur right, I topdamaged for my team in 6 out of 9 games on pocket, you got bottom 2 dmg on your team as pocket in over half ur games

boom toasted burn end of game game set match game over

http://i.imgur.com/F0F6Qbv.gif

[quote=mustardoverlord] ur right, I topdamaged for my team in 6 out of 9 games on pocket, you got bottom 2 dmg on your team as pocket in over half ur games

boom toasted burn end of game game set match game over[/quote]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/F0F6Qbv.gif[/img]
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#48
21 Frags +
mustardoverlordscrimshawim going to throw on thurs to not be in any way a successor of mustard
ur right, I topdamaged for my team in 6 out of 9 games on pocket, you got bottom 2 dmg on your team as pocket in over half ur games

boom toasted burn end of game game set match game over

i dont vacuum heals like a retard i let air and sky do the damage because thats how my team plays

im sure ur right tho. if youre so good why has literally no team wanted to play with you in the past 4 seasons??? cant wait to hit 15000 hours in tf2 and not even be invite

[quote=mustardoverlord][quote=scrimshaw]im going to throw on thurs to not be in any way a successor of mustard[/quote]

ur right, I topdamaged for my team in 6 out of 9 games on pocket, you got bottom 2 dmg on your team as pocket in over half ur games

boom toasted burn end of game game set match game over[/quote]
i dont vacuum heals like a retard i let air and sky do the damage because thats how my team plays

im sure ur right tho. if youre so good why has literally no team wanted to play with you in the past 4 seasons??? cant wait to hit 15000 hours in tf2 and not even be invite
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#49
12 Frags +
scrimshawim sure ur right tho. if youre so good why has literally no team wanted to play with you in the past 4 seasons??? cant wait to hit 15000 hours in tf2 and not even be invite

http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/972601/DWIGHT-DUNK.gif

[quote=scrimshaw]
im sure ur right tho. if youre so good why has literally no team wanted to play with you in the past 4 seasons??? cant wait to hit 15000 hours in tf2 and not even be invite[/quote]
[img]http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/972601/DWIGHT-DUNK.gif[/img]
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#50
0 Frags +
scrimshawmustardoverlordscrimshawim going to throw on thurs to not be in any way a successor of mustard
ur right, I topdamaged for my team in 6 out of 9 games on pocket, you got bottom 2 dmg on your team as pocket in over half ur games

boom toasted burn end of game game set match game over
i dont vacuum heals like a retard i let air and sky do the damage because thats how my team plays

im sure ur right tho. if youre so good why has literally no team wanted to play with you in the past 4 seasons??? cant wait to hit 15000 hours in tf2 and not even be invite

i really feel like you're in no position to shit talk
because you're really really really fucking bad

[quote=scrimshaw][quote=mustardoverlord][quote=scrimshaw]im going to throw on thurs to not be in any way a successor of mustard[/quote]

ur right, I topdamaged for my team in 6 out of 9 games on pocket, you got bottom 2 dmg on your team as pocket in over half ur games

boom toasted burn end of game game set match game over[/quote]
i dont vacuum heals like a retard i let air and sky do the damage because thats how my team plays

im sure ur right tho. if youre so good why has literally no team wanted to play with you in the past 4 seasons??? cant wait to hit 15000 hours in tf2 and not even be invite[/quote]
i really feel like you're in no position to shit talk
because you're really really really fucking bad
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#51
2 Frags +

TO BE FAIR OF MUSTARD'S HOURS, he leaves the game open like 24/7 but he isnt actually playing a lot of the time.
it still looks ridiculous though

TO BE FAIR OF MUSTARD'S HOURS, he leaves the game open like 24/7 but he isnt actually playing a lot of the time.
it still looks ridiculous though
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#52
6 Frags +
TWSSLERHey london ringo is not playing scout for our team btw and im not even playing anymore are you even watching the games???

i have only watched one of the graveguns aneurysm matches all season. i don't really care for you or anything related to you. nate and ringo are both decent players and thats pretty much all i've ever said about your team. it must be hard for nate to have to carry his whole team constantly. hopefully next season in IM they don't get shit on again.

but yeah, noted. please be sure to change your team picture for the 20th time this season too.

reselectwhat miwo means is

London step your shit up

its really difficult to find ways to not have to say the same thing week after week, and this week i ended up working like 6 days or something. when i have more time and my brain isn't fried its usually easier to not half-ass these. i admit this week i half assed maybe half of the write ups and you can tell which ones. idk why i'm even saying all this shit. none of it matters

hahahha deathacorn

[quote=TWSSLER]Hey london ringo is not playing scout for our team btw and im not even playing anymore are you even watching the games???[/quote]

i have only watched one of the graveguns aneurysm matches all season. i don't really care for you or anything related to you. nate and ringo are both decent players and thats pretty much all i've ever said about your team. it must be hard for nate to have to carry his whole team constantly. hopefully next season in IM they don't get shit on again.

but yeah, noted. please be sure to change your team picture for the 20th time this season too.

[quote=reselect]what miwo means is

London step your shit up[/quote]

its really difficult to find ways to not have to say the same thing week after week, and this week i ended up working like 6 days or something. when i have more time and my brain isn't fried its usually easier to not half-ass these. i admit this week i half assed maybe half of the write ups and you can tell which ones. idk why i'm even saying all this shit. none of it matters

hahahha deathacorn
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#53
8 Frags +

Just ignore the ungrateful shits.

Just ignore the ungrateful shits.
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#54
7 Frags +

Having to balance researching and writing 2 articles every week, along with watching ESEA demos on stream and playing in ESEA, and a job/life on top of that is really fucking hard. idk if london even sleeps.

Having to balance researching and writing 2 articles every week, along with watching ESEA demos on stream and playing in ESEA, and a job/life on top of that is really fucking hard. idk if london even sleeps.
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#55
3 Frags +

video game steroids are powerful sleep is for the weak

video game steroids are powerful sleep is for the weak
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#56
-18 Frags +

look if you're not gonna give 110% to the open power rankings you deserve to be flamed, idiot.

look if you're not gonna give 110% to the open power rankings you deserve to be flamed, idiot.
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#57
-9 Frags +

How dare you waste my time by making me read a article about video games that isn't accurate? How can we expect to be a serous esport when these articles aren't 100% professionally perfect. Jeez dude.

How dare you waste my time by making me read a article about video games that isn't accurate? How can we expect to be a serous esport when these articles aren't 100% professionally perfect. Jeez dude.
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#58
2 Frags +

I love you chris

I love you chris
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#59
-21 Frags +
london_callingTWSSLERHey london ringo is not playing scout for our team btw and im not even playing anymore are you even watching the games???
i have only watched one of the graveguns aneurysm matches all season. i don't really care for you or anything related to you. nate and ringo are both decent players and thats pretty much all i've ever said about your team. it must be hard for nate to have to carry his whole team constantly. hopefully next season in IM they don't get shit on again.

but yeah, noted. please be sure to change your team picture for the 20th time this season too.
reselectwhat miwo means is

London step your shit up

its really difficult to find ways to not have to say the same thing week after week, and this week i ended up working like 6 days or something. when i have more time and my brain isn't fried its usually easier to not half-ass these. i admit this week i half assed maybe half of the write ups and you can tell which ones. idk why i'm even saying all this shit. none of it matters

hahahha deathacorn

A simple NO would have sufficed dick!

[quote=london_calling][quote=TWSSLER]Hey london ringo is not playing scout for our team btw and im not even playing anymore are you even watching the games???[/quote]

i have only watched one of the graveguns aneurysm matches all season. i don't really care for you or anything related to you. nate and ringo are both decent players and thats pretty much all i've ever said about your team. it must be hard for nate to have to carry his whole team constantly. hopefully next season in IM they don't get shit on again.

but yeah, noted. please be sure to change your team picture for the 20th time this season too.

[quote=reselect]what miwo means is

London step your shit up[/quote]

its really difficult to find ways to not have to say the same thing week after week, and this week i ended up working like 6 days or something. when i have more time and my brain isn't fried its usually easier to not half-ass these. i admit this week i half assed maybe half of the write ups and you can tell which ones. idk why i'm even saying all this shit. none of it matters

hahahha deathacorn[/quote]

A simple NO would have sufficed dick!
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#60
-7 Frags +
Mr_Owlvideo game steroids are powerful sleep is for the weak

2 bowls and a red bull @_@

[quote=Mr_Owl]video game steroids are powerful sleep is for the weak[/quote]
2 bowls and a red bull @_@
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