I wanna hear the competitive tf2 community's pants shitting stories.
One time in history class freshman year I sharted and this really oily liquid came out. I'm guessing it was from the weird oily fish I ate the night before. It didn't smell too bad but there was a big wet spot on my shorts. It eventually started smelling so I tried to cover it up by putting soap all over the inside of my boxers and telling people that I slipped and fell in a puddle.
I wanna hear the competitive tf2 community's pants shitting stories.
One time in history class freshman year I sharted and this really oily liquid came out. I'm guessing it was from the weird oily fish I ate the night before. It didn't smell too bad but there was a big wet spot on my shorts. It eventually started smelling so I tried to cover it up by putting soap all over the inside of my boxers and telling people that I slipped and fell in a puddle.
what the actual fuck is wrong with you
what the actual fuck is wrong with you
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when i was like 5 but i was napping and really sick
when i was like 5 but i was napping and really sick
yo one time i was coming home and i lived in this really shitty apartment that was like part of a house and the front door didn't work very well. well i really had to shit so i ran up to the door and tried to unlock it but i couldn't get it open in time so i pulled my pants down and exploded diarrhea all over the flower beds on the side of the house and of course one of the other people in the apartment came outside to yell at me for slamming on the door at like 2 in the morning or whatever and they saw me doin the deed and just went silent and walked inside
i broke the lease the next day and moved out it was so embarrassing
yo one time i was coming home and i lived in this really shitty apartment that was like part of a house and the front door didn't work very well. well i really had to shit so i ran up to the door and tried to unlock it but i couldn't get it open in time so i pulled my pants down and exploded diarrhea all over the flower beds on the side of the house and of course one of the other people in the apartment came outside to yell at me for slamming on the door at like 2 in the morning or whatever and they saw me doin the deed and just went silent and walked inside
i broke the lease the next day and moved out it was so embarrassing
I just wanna clarify one thing. It wasn't really a shart, it was more like liquid leaking out of my butthole. There was nothing I could do to stop it :<
I just wanna clarify one thing. It wasn't really a shart, it was more like liquid leaking out of my butthole. There was nothing I could do to stop it :<
capnfapnI just wanna clarify one thing. It wasn't really a shart, it was more like liquid leaking out of my butthole. There was nothing I could do to stop it :<
butt plug
[quote=capnfapn]I just wanna clarify one thing. It wasn't really a shart, it was more like liquid leaking out of my butthole. There was nothing I could do to stop it :<[/quote]
butt plug
this thread is going places
this thread is going places
i had a stomach flu and I was playing SOCOM II in like grade 5 and then oops
i had a stomach flu and I was playing SOCOM II in like grade 5 and then oops
You need to do some training.
http://www.kongregate.com/games/rete/dont-shit-your-pants
'Have you ever complet...'
Oh, shit thread.
'Have you ever complet...'
Oh, shit thread.
Sophomore year a sick thing happened kinda like that. My girlfriend and I just got home from a party, she lived on the same floor and side as me so she would often just sleep in my room since it was a single. She went to get ready for bed and came running back saying, something like, OMG you have to see this! She open the door to the girls bathroom and the girl that just moved in two days ago was passed out on the floor near the toilet. She shit all over the floor and was lying in vomit. By then the whole floor was up from the girls screaming and had to use the boys bathroom until it was cleaned up. The poor girl moved out two days later.
One person you should always give tons of respect to is the poor cleaning people in dorms, they have such a hard and gross job. Someone should call dirty jobs.
Sophomore year a sick thing happened kinda like that. My girlfriend and I just got home from a party, she lived on the same floor and side as me so she would often just sleep in my room since it was a single. She went to get ready for bed and came running back saying, something like, OMG you have to see this! She open the door to the girls bathroom and the girl that just moved in two days ago was passed out on the floor near the toilet. She shit all over the floor and was lying in vomit. By then the whole floor was up from the girls screaming and had to use the boys bathroom until it was cleaned up. The poor girl moved out two days later.
One person you should always give tons of respect to is the poor cleaning people in dorms, they have such a hard and gross job. Someone should call dirty jobs.
FzeroSophomore year a sick thing happened kinda like that. My girlfriend and I just got home from a party, she lived on the same floor and side as me so she would often just sleep in my room since it was a single. She went to get ready for bed and came running back saying, something like, OMG you have to see this! She open the door to the girls bathroom and the girl that just moved in two days ago was passed out on the floor near the toilet. She shit all over the floor and was lying in vomit. By then the whole floor was up from the girls screaming and had to use the boys bathroom until it was cleaned up. The poor girl moved out two days later.
One person you should always give tons of respect to is the poor cleaning people in dorms, they have such a hard and gross job. Someone should call dirty jobs.
I went to an all-male college and the things i saw in the dorm bathrooms there are truly horrific
[quote=Fzero]Sophomore year a sick thing happened kinda like that. My girlfriend and I just got home from a party, she lived on the same floor and side as me so she would often just sleep in my room since it was a single. She went to get ready for bed and came running back saying, something like, OMG you have to see this! She open the door to the girls bathroom and the girl that just moved in two days ago was passed out on the floor near the toilet. She shit all over the floor and was lying in vomit. By then the whole floor was up from the girls screaming and had to use the boys bathroom until it was cleaned up. The poor girl moved out two days later.
One person you should always give tons of respect to is the poor cleaning people in dorms, they have such a hard and gross job. Someone should call dirty jobs.[/quote]
I went to an all-male college and the things i saw in the dorm bathrooms there are truly horrific
Mr_OwlFzeroSophomore year a sick thing happened kinda like that. My girlfriend and I just got home from a party, she lived on the same floor and side as me so she would often just sleep in my room since it was a single. She went to get ready for bed and came running back saying, something like, OMG you have to see this! She open the door to the girls bathroom and the girl that just moved in two days ago was passed out on the floor near the toilet. She shit all over the floor and was lying in vomit. By then the whole floor was up from the girls screaming and had to use the boys bathroom until it was cleaned up. The poor girl moved out two days later.
One person you should always give tons of respect to is the poor cleaning people in dorms, they have such a hard and gross job. Someone should call dirty jobs.
I went to an all-male college and the things i saw in the dorm bathrooms there are truly horrific
Yeah, I think OU's setup for CO-ED dorms were a little odd. They all had community den with 3 wings. The wings were always 2 women and 1 men, or 1 woman and 2 men. Each wing only had 3-4 rooms so you were never more than 10 feet from the opposite sex wing. I think the only reason they did it that way was not have coed bathrooms, but within a couple months people were using both anyways.
[quote=Mr_Owl][quote=Fzero]Sophomore year a sick thing happened kinda like that. My girlfriend and I just got home from a party, she lived on the same floor and side as me so she would often just sleep in my room since it was a single. She went to get ready for bed and came running back saying, something like, OMG you have to see this! She open the door to the girls bathroom and the girl that just moved in two days ago was passed out on the floor near the toilet. She shit all over the floor and was lying in vomit. By then the whole floor was up from the girls screaming and had to use the boys bathroom until it was cleaned up. The poor girl moved out two days later.
One person you should always give tons of respect to is the poor cleaning people in dorms, they have such a hard and gross job. Someone should call dirty jobs.[/quote]
I went to an all-male college and the things i saw in the dorm bathrooms there are truly horrific[/quote]
Yeah, I think OU's setup for CO-ED dorms were a little odd. They all had community den with 3 wings. The wings were always 2 women and 1 men, or 1 woman and 2 men. Each wing only had 3-4 rooms so you were never more than 10 feet from the opposite sex wing. I think the only reason they did it that way was not have coed bathrooms, but within a couple months people were using both anyways.
FzeroSophomore year a sick thing happened kinda like that. My girlfriend and I just got home from a party, she lived on the same floor and side as me so she would often just sleep in my room since it was a single. She went to get ready for bed and came running back saying, something like, OMG you have to see this! She open the door to the girls bathroom and the girl that just moved in two days ago was passed out on the floor near the toilet. She shit all over the floor and was lying in vomit. By then the whole floor was up from the girls screaming and had to use the boys bathroom until it was cleaned up. The poor girl moved out two days later.
One person you should always give tons of respect to is the poor cleaning people in dorms, they have such a hard and gross job. Someone should call dirty jobs.
I have a similar story. In freshman year my roommate came back drunk as heck. She went to the bathroom and tried to use the toilet but missed and peed all over the floor. we shared this bathroom with 2 other girls.
also capnfapn THIS IS WHY THAT LATINA GIRL REJECTED YOU
[quote=Fzero]Sophomore year a sick thing happened kinda like that. My girlfriend and I just got home from a party, she lived on the same floor and side as me so she would often just sleep in my room since it was a single. She went to get ready for bed and came running back saying, something like, OMG you have to see this! She open the door to the girls bathroom and the girl that just moved in two days ago was passed out on the floor near the toilet. She shit all over the floor and was lying in vomit. By then the whole floor was up from the girls screaming and had to use the boys bathroom until it was cleaned up. The poor girl moved out two days later.
One person you should always give tons of respect to is the poor cleaning people in dorms, they have such a hard and gross job. Someone should call dirty jobs.[/quote]
I have a similar story. In freshman year my roommate came back drunk as heck. She went to the bathroom and tried to use the toilet but missed and peed all over the floor. we shared this bathroom with 2 other girls.
also capnfapn THIS IS WHY THAT LATINA GIRL REJECTED YOU
This thread is shit. No pun intended.
This thread is shit. No pun intended.
A couple years ago, my best friend/roommate and I nicknamed someone in our hall "The Phantom Pooper" because they would go into the mens room and poop directly on the seat of the toilet rather than in the bowl. We never figured out who it was.
A couple years ago, my best friend/roommate and I nicknamed someone in our hall "The Phantom Pooper" because they would go into the mens room and poop directly on the seat of the toilet rather than in the bowl. We never figured out who it was.
I'm getting a strange sense of deja vu...
(http://teamfortress.tv/forum/thread/2121/1 for those who don't remember)
I'm getting a strange sense of deja vu...
(http://teamfortress.tv/forum/thread/2121/1 for those who don't remember)
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trying my hardest not to rofl in my meeting.
trying my hardest not to rofl in my meeting.
Wow.
http://youtu.be/Supji8wGVyc
pascal also capnfapn THIS IS WHY THAT LATINA GIRL REJECTED YOU
I don't think she goes on teamfortress.tv
[quote=pascal] also capnfapn THIS IS WHY THAT LATINA GIRL REJECTED YOU[/quote]
I don't think she goes on teamfortress.tv
If you get the chance to read the back of most low fat potato chips, it clearly states they can cause anal leakage. Be careful!
If you get the chance to read the back of most low fat potato chips, it clearly states they can cause anal leakage. Be careful!
follow crumpet on twitter @dumpdates
follow crumpet on twitter @dumpdates
I was a little kid and had pinworms, I DON'T want to go into details...
I was a little kid and had pinworms, I DON'T want to go into details...
What is it with nerds and their anal/scatological obsession
What is it with nerds and their anal/scatological obsession