lmao so turns out some people i know work at the ad agency that helped put that video together.
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i got to watch it shape up to be a disaster
like i knew it was going to just fucking crash and burn so hard
but thats what you get when you have old ass ad dudes who dont play video games wirting this bullshit
if i had known they were planning a livestream rollout. my voice calling someone a cunt may be somwehere in that video, I cant bring myself to watch and find out. they made us all record fake harassment parts, like they took me into this empty office, put a gamer headset on me and just made me roll off slurs. the lines they had written WERE SO BAD.at first i thought it was supposed to be referencing brazillian/russian players but then i realized these people just have literally never played a video game. im trying to think of the actual lines they gave me but i mostly just had to improv to try to cover up how bad theirs were. they were seriously like "you idiot girl why dont you get better at video games before playing here. They were that level of incoherent and weirdly disjointed like apparently i wasn't the first person to ask if the lines were supposed to be read in an accent because they read like esl
i honestly cant bring myself to watch any of this. I stayed as far from the project as i could because i couldn't hold in my physical laughter when i saw it for the first time
and i dont wanna get fired"
dude I had to read “guess it’s hard to play with all that dick in your mouth” and call someone a “fat family size bag of chips eatin’ whore”.