i've been getting really frustrated with tf2 because ive been playing forever but i still don't feel like i'm respected as a player. I don't really care about being "invite", i just want to be a player that others are scared of. It sucks when you've been playing for years but people still give you shit about being a throw pick on your main in pugs that arent even that high level. I know that when I'm playing at my best I'm a lot better than i think im given credit for, but I get tilted more often than people seem to realize because I try really hard to hide it. My silly, goofy, attitude hides a lot of my inner frustration and I'm so concerned about being liked as a person that I'm afraid to let people know i'm not in a good mood. Its not that i get angry, though i certainly do, its more that I get anxious which makes my aim really erratic and makes me focus on how well i'm doing instead of comms. in fact. i've noticed that i often click so hard out of anxiety that I unintentionally move my mouse >_< tbh, the whole reason why i made that direcile dysfunction thread is because i have legit tf2 performance anxiety.

I have a lot of trouble properly understanding calls when things are hectic in mumble which makes me look like a bot even though all that really happened is that I thought someone said "push!" when they really said "we should push". I tend to do a lot of things that aren't necessarily stupid, but they're dumb because I haven't been paying attention to where my teammates actually are and i'm just assuming where they should be.

Directile Dysfunction
Directile dysfunction is the inability to hit directs and airshots, along with deliberately waiting for airborne players to land before firing in some patients. Having trouble hitting directs from time to time isn't necessarily a cause for concern. If erectile dysfunction is an ongoing issue, however, it can cause stress, affect your self-confidence, contribute to relationship problems, and you will lose a lot at video games. Problems getting or keeping a high level of accuracy can also be a sign of an underlying health condition that needs treatment and is a risk factor for tilting.

If you're concerned about directile dysfunction, talk to your medic — even if you're embarrassed. Sometimes, treating an underlying condition is enough to reverse directile dysfunction. In other cases, a new sensitivity or a new HUD might be needed.

Symptoms

Directile dysfunction symptoms might include persistent:

• Low damage per minute
  
• Getting fatkidded
  
• Reduced sexual desire

When to see a medic

Your team's medic is a good place to start when you have directile problems. See your medic if:

• You have concerns about your directs or you're experiencing other DM problems such as premature or delayed rockets.
  
• You are depressed and want to confess your deepest feelings to your truest love, have pocket soldier syndrome, or another known health condition that might be linked to directile dysfunction

Treatment:

Fortunately, most cases of directile dysfunction are easily treated within a few weeks of consistently playing DM and MGE on the floor. However, some cases of DD are caused by an imbalanced pelvic floor, which may only be getting tighter due to stress caused by missed shots.

The first step to re-balancing your pelvic floor is to determine whether it is too tight, too weak, or both. If you simply have trouble getting an erection, you most likely have a weak pelvic floor. If you ejaculate prematurely, you probably have a tight pelvic floor. A common sign of a tight pelvic floor is involuntary contractions while erect.

If you believe your pelvic floor is too weak, practice contracting your kegels (pretend you are holding in your pee) for the duration of your respawn and doing quick, light contractions during loading times.

In the case of a tight pelvic floor, simply apply reverse kegels (pretend you're trying to pee harder) to the routine above. regardless of the current status of your pelvic floor, good circulation and strong, well balanced glutes and thighs are critical aspects of your erection, so make sure to do squats, lunges, and similar exercises and stretches throughout the week.

dance music

lets revitalize invite tf2 viewership by replacing all current invite meds with mid open ones

(the sawtooth grin) techgrind with some of the most insane vocals you will ever hear. super spastic and crazy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elQ9cqoZkYA

(cloacal kiss) same vocalist, different band. pretty similar, but more polished and ~mature~.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etbuauNSueQ

hi, i enjoy playing with mecha and he is good at tf2. i'm pretty good at keeping mumble atmosphere's nice and friendly even when known tiltl0rdz are around so i might b a little biased but I'm sure his attitude has improved. if you're still having trouble with him being mean, try to be his friend. he is good at being a friend :>

I think flames are hilariously op right now, but at least it shouldn't be too much work for valve to fix it, though i've been wrong about that before lmao. The current implementation of this is horribly unbalanced, but I think its interesting that pyro is now actually good at taking on a large group. One of pyro's big issues is that it doesn't really have its own niche that it excels at while being used offensively. You're supposed to flank, but the tools for that are pretty mediocre and before the pyro update you didn't even do that much dps even if you did manage to get close. It would be pretty cool if valve could find a way to make pyro sort of like a close range version of the demoman with more "support" based abilities, so he'd be good at taking on groups, but not at 1v1s. This could be accomplished by making the flamethrower like a lightning gun, reducing the damage flames do, and reworking afterburn so that it does very little damage itself, but slightly increases the damage they take from other teammates.

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Pretty okay but not as good as rocket.

no i said that and its a fact.

Here's something I posted on Reddit a while ago that may help u.

tf2

The Fingerless Glove Gang is a new elite gaming organization destined to reign supremely over the entirety of Team Fortress 2. We have but one reason to fight and that is our thirst for world domination. Many have tried to join our ranks... and many have failed. Only the most truly skilled of gamers have the tactics and combat ability we're looking for so if you believe you have what it takes, give it a shot. You never know what you are truly capable of, but be warned, you may not live to tell your tale. If you still want to join us, respond to this post and if I am intrigued by your application I will honor you with a chance to pass our treacherous trials.

Game on, my friends and foes alike.
-Capnfapn, Leader of the Fingerless Glove Gang

http://i.imgur.com/s3rL98D.jpg

https://youtu.be/09xO4QmK7eY
https://youtu.be/5ZTnIPRBE1g
https://youtu.be/fiPreIuBXA0

this thread so if u downvote it fuck u