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tf2 growth plan
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how can any1 expect this game to grow when if u wanna get into it u have to give up all your weeknights? im guessing way more people would be into competitive tf2 if people only scrimmed a couple nights a week. This would allow so many more people to participate and would also encourage people to spend off nights reviewing demos and dm'ing instead of playing whatever map for a week straight until ur team's central AI has ran enough simulations and brute force calculations for it to develop a midfight strategy. what really helped smash grow imo is that you can play as much or as little as you want but can still play seriously. tf2 isnt really like that. you can either be a puglord/back up, or you have to scrim 5 nights a week for 2 hours at a time. tf2 is too small to play for any reason other than fun and the competitive scene would be much better off if its culture reflected that instead of taking itself super seriously in a desperate attempt to make people who dont care about the game think its a serious thing.

what will we do with all of our free time since we wont be scrimming so often?

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lets jelq and get huge dicks so we can steal girl gamers from other games which will make us look cool.
heres how to jelq.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnAsLrkjCNQ


#jelqfortress
how can any1 expect this game to grow when if u wanna get into it u have to give up all your weeknights? im guessing way more people would be into competitive tf2 if people only scrimmed a couple nights a week. This would allow so many more people to participate and would also encourage people to spend off nights reviewing demos and dm'ing instead of playing whatever map for a week straight until ur team's central AI has ran enough simulations and brute force calculations for it to develop a midfight strategy. what really helped smash grow imo is that you can play as much or as little as you want but can still play seriously. tf2 isnt really like that. you can either be a puglord/back up, or you have to scrim 5 nights a week for 2 hours at a time. tf2 is too small to play for any reason other than fun and the competitive scene would be much better off if its culture reflected that instead of taking itself super seriously in a desperate attempt to make people who dont care about the game think its a serious thing.

what will we do with all of our free time since we wont be scrimming so often?
[spoiler]lets jelq and get huge dicks so we can steal girl gamers from other games which will make us look cool.
heres how to jelq.
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnAsLrkjCNQ[/youtube]


#jelqfortress
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#2
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this title and video combination had so much potential

this title and video combination had so much potential
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#3
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now my yt recommendations are plagued

now my yt recommendations are plagued
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#4
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>stand in the middle of a cool room
>close our eyes, breath deeply
>reach up to the ceiling
>try to imagine a force restoring tf2 to its golden years
>try to feel the community prospering and winning the commitment of valve developers
>whisper the words "grow, grow, grow" as we're doing it

>stand in the middle of a cool room
>close our eyes, breath deeply
>reach up to the ceiling
>try to imagine a force restoring tf2 to its golden years
>try to feel the community prospering and winning the commitment of valve developers
>whisper the words "grow, grow, grow" as we're doing it
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#5
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if only we could jelq tf2

if only we could jelq tf2
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#6
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ILLEGALELEPHANTGUNnow my yt recommendations are plagued

YouTube recommendations are based off watch history, so if you go in your history and delete the video, you shouldn't get recommended jelquing related content.

[quote=ILLEGALELEPHANTGUN]now my yt recommendations are plagued[/quote]

YouTube recommendations are based off watch history, so if you go in your history and delete the video, you shouldn't get recommended jelquing related content.
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#7
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capnfapn i wish you would jelq me no homo

capnfapn i wish you would jelq me no homo
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#8
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jelq sounds like what you'd name your mge alt if you were shameless

jelq sounds like what you'd name your mge alt if you were shameless
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#9
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ANDYYYYYYYcapnfapn i wish you would jelq me no homo
[quote=ANDYYYYYYY]capnfapn i wish you would jelq me [s]no homo[/s][/quote]
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#10
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Who the fuck scrims 5 times per week

Who the fuck scrims 5 times per week
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