Hey I can relate to you on this because I often get a bit more tilted than I think my teammates realize because I keep those feelings deep inside me because I'm still really embarrassed about this time I got really mad during a floor hockey match when i was 10.

Its hard not to give "obvious advice" to someone about a topic like this but I'll try my best. First, make sure you've taken care of all of your homework or whatever else you need to do. I find it a lot easier to stay chill when I play tf2 when I'm playing it as a reward for getting all my shit done. Yeah, losing sucks, but its much easier to not give too much of a shit about it when you're just fucking exciting to be done with boring stuff and can finally play some team fortress 2.

STAY HYDRATED
CRACK OPEN A LUKEWARM ONE U FORGOT ABOUT BEHIND UR MONITOR

Work on your posture. Playing tf2 is kinda like playing an instrument in the sense that its all about keeping tension from forming in your hands, wrists, and fingers and your posture has a lot to do with that. Go look at yourself in the mirror and check for anything going on funny with your pelvis. .

what if u could shoot ur needles on the floor that heal ur teammates when they walk on them and give bad guys aids lol

I hate pugging with habeeebebebebsbsb cuz he makes fun of me gr

Miss cuz ur rockets come out before u can aim them :/

how can any1 expect this game to grow when if u wanna get into it u have to give up all your weeknights? im guessing way more people would be into competitive tf2 if people only scrimmed a couple nights a week. This would allow so many more people to participate and would also encourage people to spend off nights reviewing demos and dm'ing instead of playing whatever map for a week straight until ur team's central AI has ran enough simulations and brute force calculations for it to develop a midfight strategy. what really helped smash grow imo is that you can play as much or as little as you want but can still play seriously. tf2 isnt really like that. you can either be a puglord/back up, or you have to scrim 5 nights a week for 2 hours at a time. tf2 is too small to play for any reason other than fun and the competitive scene would be much better off if its culture reflected that instead of taking itself super seriously in a desperate attempt to make people who dont care about the game think its a serious thing.

what will we do with all of our free time since we wont be scrimming so often?

Panky did a really good job with creating a character u feel like u can start a wiki about.

i got kicked out of my band for memeing 2 hard on some girl in my dorm 4 years ago cuz this guy who runs a diy venue found out about it and banned me for it. all i did was tell her im an autismo neckbeard <_>

i want to play pocket/roamer in open or scout in IM. I've been around a long time but i havent really played seriously in forever so my brain is kinda dumb at the moment. If i'm going to play scout I want it to be on a team that'll really push me to be a better, smarter player.

Pootis_Fazbear, I believe you are an elite tier shitposter.

sounds like youre too self conscious to defend metalcore

small brain: metalcore rox my sox!!!
medium brain: metalcore is dumb
huge brain: metalcore is stupid and i want it to fuck me<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Ya know what would be dope?!?!? if hitscan knockback worked on teammates. I mean obviously it wouldn't be awesome and people would troll hard with it, but it would be so cool if your soldier buddy rocket jumped and you could give him a boost to go extra far

which map's midfight would make the most sense to post a political compass over?

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its one of my team's stronger maps, but our mids are so predictable since we always go through saw. Whenever we try to go kitchen we get stuffed by their demo and soldiers. I'm not sure what to do. Maybe our scouts should roll out balcony so they can play up top while still not being too far from their team. How do invite teams usually play a left side mid?