Dating advice thread

#1

capnnofapn

0 Frags – +

Don't date basic Korean girls
Put porn on your computer with pornstars that look like her so she can find it and feel good about herself.
if ur girlfriend is Asian download some white girl porn for her to find so she doesn't think ur a creep
The time between when u start dating and when she starts calling u daddy is proportionate to how not crazy she is
If u have an asian gf pretend u don't like anime and slowly start to gain interest as the relationship goes on. This way she will only blame herself for u being a weeb

[list]
[*] Don't date basic Korean girls
[*] Put porn on your computer with pornstars that look like her so she can find it and feel good about herself.
[*] if ur girlfriend is Asian download some white girl porn for her to find so she doesn't think ur a creep
[*] The time between when u start dating and when she starts calling u daddy is proportionate to how not crazy she is
[*] If u have an asian gf pretend u don't like anime and slowly start to gain interest as the relationship goes on. This way she will only blame herself for u being a weeb
[/List]

#2

rita

7 Frags – +

thx fam

#3

SkittlesBT

6 Frags – +

are you speaking from experience

#4

smesi

8 Frags – +

do you put your porn in your desktop or what

#5

MrDoggyDongers2005

13 Frags – +

not all asian girls are into anime. most of them are kdrama fanatics

#6

aim-

37 Frags – +

capnfapn

Don't date basic Korean girls
Put porn on your computer with pornstars that look like her so she can find it and feel good about herself.
if ur girlfriend is Asian download some white girl porn for her to find so she doesn't think ur a creep
The time between when u start dating and when she starts calling u daddy is proportionate to how not crazy she is
If u have an asian gf pretend u don't like anime and slowly start to gain interest as the relationship goes on. This way she will only blame herself for u being a weeb

2016
downloading porn

pick one

[quote=capnfapn][list]
[*] Don't date basic Korean girls
[*] Put porn on your computer with pornstars that look like her so she can find it and feel good about herself.
[*] if ur girlfriend is Asian download some white girl porn for her to find so she doesn't think ur a creep
[*] The time between when u start dating and when she starts calling u daddy is proportionate to how not crazy she is
[*] If u have an asian gf pretend u don't like anime and slowly start to gain interest as the relationship goes on. This way she will only blame herself for u being a weeb
[/List][/quote]
2016
downloading porn

pick one

#7

capnnofapn

46 Frags – +

Its not about dl'ing porn so u can watch it, its about downloading porn to strengthen ur relationship

#8

MrDoggyDongers2005

9 Frags – +

capnfapnIts not about dl'ing porn so u can watch it, its about downloading porn to strengthen ur relationship

yes i agree if she doesnt find porn on ur pc she'll suspect you of cheating

[quote=capnfapn]Its not about dl'ing porn so u can watch it, its about downloading porn to strengthen ur relationship[/quote]
yes i agree if she doesnt find porn on ur pc she'll suspect you of cheating

#9

couch_sitter

23 Frags – +

thank mr fapn

#10

lias

8 Frags – +

couch_sitterthank mr fapn

[quote=couch_sitter]thank mr fapn[/quote]

#11

penda

2 Frags – +

I only date mixed asians

#12

tstm

0 Frags – +

capnfapn

Don't date basic Korean girls

Can you expand on this point please. I wouldn't know where to start when looking for Korean women.

[quote=capnfapn][list]
[*] Don't date basic Korean girls
[/List][/quote]

Can you expand on this point please. I wouldn't know where to start when looking for Korean women.

#13

dishsoap

7 Frags – +

now i know!

and knowing is half the battle...

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now i know!

and knowing is half the battle...

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#14

bl4nk

4 Frags – +

lol

#15

maelstrahm

4 Frags – +

myles this is why u dont date girls from uic...

#16

frenzy_

-4 Frags – +

thank mr fapn

#17

Blithe

3 Frags – +

why is this all about asian girls

mr fapn i think u have a fetish

why is this all about asian girls

mr fapn i think u have a fetish

#18

pascal

3 Frags – +

Blithewhy is this all about asian girls

mr fapn i think u have a fetish

this is old news

[quote=Blithe]why is this all about asian girls

mr fapn i think u have a fetish[/quote]
this is old news

#19

TERRYCREWS

3 Frags – +

Blithewhy is this all about asian girls

mr fapn i think u have a fetish

man that's the understatement of the century

[quote=Blithe]why is this all about asian girls

mr fapn i think u have a fetish[/quote]

man that's the understatement of the century

#20

MadK

-2 Frags – +

Na memes

#21

JINGJING

6 Frags – +

get an asian girl who can fold both

http://i.imgur.com/1PvrsP4.png

http://i.imgur.com/WrL93ti.jpg

get an asian girl who can fold both [img]http://i.imgur.com/1PvrsP4.png[/img]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/WrL93ti.jpg[/img]

#22

flyingbuddy

5 Frags – +

This would be a good guide for Rando to follow

#23

capnnofapn

3 Frags – +

As the years go on my fetish not only grows stronger, but even more needlessly specific.

#24

maelstrahm

3 Frags – +

someone's got yellow fever

#25

Antimoon

2 Frags – +

Dating an Asian woman without her thinking I'm some kind of weeb would involve me getting rid of my SNSD posters and half the food in my pantry, and TBH I'm just not willing to go that far.

#26

mintcakes

5 Frags – +

do u only eat ramen like in ur animes

#27

Murk_the_Scribe

2 Frags – +

tstmcapnfapn

Don't date basic Korean girls

Can you expand on this point please. I wouldn't know where to start when looking for Korean women.

http://www.teamfortress.tv/37113/psa-stay-away-from-these-girls

[quote=tstm][quote=capnfapn][list]
[*] Don't date basic Korean girls
[/List][/quote]

Can you expand on this point please. I wouldn't know where to start when looking for Korean women.[/quote]
http://www.teamfortress.tv/37113/psa-stay-away-from-these-girls

#28

capnnofapn

4 Frags – +

ok gamers im back and here to help u get a gf/e-gf/rs-gf. im both really good and really bad at girls at the same time so I've made a ton of mistakes and a ton of not mistakes but mostly mistakes so i think i'm in a good spot to help you out.

1. use your online dating profile not just to explain yourself but also to filter out people you know you wont really hit it off with. Its best to make your hit or miss qualities like being really into team fortress 2 public because it really sucks when you think youre hitting it off but then they get all mad cuz you say you have to go because Viper asked you to pugscrim.

2. Go to the gym. I know its obvious advice but it really does help a lot. It doesnt take too long at all to see a noticeable improvement in posture which helps a ton.

3. say no to basic korean girls.

4. if they ask what class you play say pocket (alpha) soldier because its the most alpha. Girls like men who are LEADERS.

ok gamers im back and here to help u get a gf/e-gf/rs-gf. im both really good and really bad at girls at the same time so I've made a ton of mistakes and a ton of not mistakes but mostly mistakes so i think i'm in a good spot to help you out.

1. use your online dating profile not just to explain yourself but also to filter out people you know you wont really hit it off with. Its best to make your hit or miss qualities like being really into team fortress 2 public because it really sucks when you think youre hitting it off but then they get all mad cuz you say you have to go because Viper asked you to pugscrim.

2. Go to the gym. I know its obvious advice but it really does help a lot. It doesnt take too long at all to see a noticeable improvement in posture which helps a ton.

3. say no to basic korean girls.

4. if they ask what class you play say pocket (alpha) soldier because its the most alpha. Girls like men who are LEADERS.

#29

THEBILLDOZER

2 Frags – +

myles do you have any tips for attracting a 2D asian girl

#30

Arch_

1 Frags – +

should i say i use shotgun or gunboats