couch_sitter
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SteamID64 76561198042234618
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SteamID32 STEAM_0:0:40984445
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Signed Up June 6, 2013
Last Posted December 21, 2017 at 10:47 PM
Posts 311 (0.1 per day)
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#5 Scout - OPEN/IM in Recruitment (looking for team)

Hey guys, it's me it's ya boi COUCH_SITTER. Some of you might remember me from such teams as "the westbrook effect". I've also helped out here and there with coaching newbie mixes so I know how to spot talent when I see it.

While I had known dancenumber for a few months, I met him IRL about 6 hours before we shared a Motel 6 twin bed at GXL 2015. I'll never forget the way he softly spooned against me while Lucrative snored only a few feet away from us, the nasal rumblings cutting through the night like a foghorn. While dancenumber might have other interests at the time of writing this, he only had one thing on his mind at GXL that year and that was being the best scout he could at LAN.

I encourage all prospective teams reading this to make room on your roster for a veteran gamer who has been watching anime since before you were born. This is a man with passion for Team Fortress 2 the likes of which we may never see again in the current political climate, so pick him before another team does.

posted about a year ago
#53 POST FAVORITE KANYE LYRIC in Music, Movies, TV

HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX WITH A PHARAOHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH PUT THE PUSSY IN A SARCOPHAGUS

posted about 2 years ago
#162 what's the inspiration behind your alias? in TF2 General Discussion

i was seated at the time

posted about 2 years ago
#73 Weirdest People You've Encountered in Off Topic

.....if i don't have any weird stories, am I the weirdo?

posted about 2 years ago
#54 AMA THE BILLDOZER in Off Topic

What is your favorite emote / emoji?

posted about 2 years ago
#130 b4nny Documentary in TF2 General Discussion

https://youtu.be/WZDn0XHr0mw?t=128

cant get away from overwatch in the background

posted about 2 years ago
#15 Team Fortress Broadcasting Channel in Videos

This was a deep look into the mind of pankeyman, thanks The Billdozer! Hope your daughter is doing well.

Best,

COUCH

posted about 2 years ago
#176 ohboy in TF2 General Discussion

invite illuminati strikes again

posted about 2 years ago
#35 bird noises overwatch signed to LG in e-Sports

damn those are some slick jerseys

posted about 2 years ago
#9 Highlight: bl4nk vs. Street Hoops eSports in Videos

n u t

posted about 2 years ago
#8 ban b4nny in The Dumpster

+3

posted about 2 years ago
#47 favorite jump maps? in TF2 General Discussion

jump_beef
jump_beyond_b3
jump_proto_a2
jump_orbital_rc1
jump_eons_b2
jump_home
jump_underworld_v2
jump_4starters
jump_destination

posted about 2 years ago
#19 $20 250GB WD Blue SSD in Hardware

thanks mr bear

posted about 2 years ago
#95 What's the reasoning behind your alias? in Off Topic

it's where i shitpost from

posted about 2 years ago
#33 happy holidays in Off Topic

Happy Holidays

posted about 2 years ago
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