Hey guys, it's me it's ya boi COUCH_SITTER. Some of you might remember me from such teams as "the westbrook effect". I've also helped out here and there with coaching newbie mixes so I know how to spot talent when I see it.
While I had known dancenumber for a few months, I met him IRL about 6 hours before we shared a Motel 6 twin bed at GXL 2015. I'll never forget the way he softly spooned against me while Lucrative snored only a few feet away from us, the nasal rumblings cutting through the night like a foghorn. While dancenumber might have other interests at the time of writing this, he only had one thing on his mind at GXL that year and that was being the best scout he could at LAN.
I encourage all prospective teams reading this to make room on your roster for a veteran gamer who has been watching anime since before you were born. This is a man with passion for Team Fortress 2 the likes of which we may never see again in the current political climate, so pick him before another team does.