cringeeee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbPXX6IpGRY

I opened the video and as soon as I heard his voice I closed it.

No.

I was genuinely scared when he screamed "Let's go"

http://puu.sh/pxqV0.png

lord b4nnmeister has tweet

ow update?

Maybe Rob has told him something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUDEQ2_9U08

this guy actually thinks the fan is better than the scattergun lmao

http://puu.sh/pxxOM/ae21433f0c.jpg

"but i have a fuckin badge to prove it!"

As someone that has had Rob try to lecture me about how soldier's getting some "much needed nerfs" and that I should "talk to him when I learn to play something other than a simplistic splash damage class", this thread makes me super happy.

Keep in mind I'm just pubtrash but I figured his "xD soldier is gettin nerfed dude!' remarks were all hot air.

how does this dude have 5k hours and still aim like he has parkinson's

I'm betting mouse acceleration + laser sensor in mouse for optimal shit aim.

U heard it here first, LL is the best rocket launcher, it will probably get a much-needed nerf in the upcoming update tho

how did i completely ignore this thread holy shit this is gold

MUCH NEEDED

rob once spent an hour beefing on me for "joining plat by manipulating social ladders" and convinced his entire twitch chat to talk down to me like i was a 10 year old

he went dead silent when i told him about how I was rostered with them since silver.. Then he tried to pull the depression card and shift blame saying "people like you and dane ignore my friend request because you think you're too important for me"

i wouldn't trust anything the guy says honestly.

I have another story about him, too. My old HL team faced him and won pretty easily. A while later, a FUNKe Impersonator (whom I have zero affiliation with) sent rob a trade offer of a really cheap coffin skin revolver and a trade description of something along the lines of "this is still worth more than your skill level". Rob didn't actually check the profile of who sent the offer, and assumed it was actually me. He started telling people what I had done, and contacted my team leader about how he could report it and get us disqualified. my team laughed their ass off cause they thought I actually did it, but we had to tell rob it was a faker and that he didn't even double check who sent the offer. Rob went and looked and immediately tried to apologize. I appreciate him feeling bad, but he doesn't seem to learn to triple-think things before he does them.

If I had never heard Rob's voice there wouldn't be a doubt in my mind that he is a child

the first story is pretty crazy considering your team died preseason iirc

that's what I found funny, i wasn't even technecially in plat since DAT is on hiatus after winning silver. I'm pretty sure rob just lurked my ugc and saw i was rostered without actually checking the teams status

" Think about what a soldier has to do in a competitive setting. He has to bomb in, kill the medic, and bomb out"

ya u gotta bomb out into ur own team for maximum competitiveness

newmeta

if u constantly bomb your own medic it helps him stay alert and vigilant

https://youtu.be/ZbPXX6IpGRY?t=10s

ideas for highlight clip transitions? @beater @emkay

All clip transitions must include that scream

that'll really excite the people.
excite them into a heart attack.

Good lord. Watching this guy's twitch apology almost hurts. He genuinely believes that he's a major persona in the TF2 community, comparing himself to B4nny and shit. Poor guy is straight up delusional. 17k subscribers and 100 viewers on twitch have gone right to his head.

edit: #CompCryBabies http://imgur.com/DHH44PO

poor guy

I don't think he realizes you can't just transfer your insecurities onto everyone else via telepathy

What does that even mean

i dont think ive seen anyone else with more inflated self importance despite lying about knowing mappers to gain credibility for his fake "balance" changes based on his wrong opinions about the game

like legitimately a huge idiot
lmao comp crybabies getting mad that i lied about game updates and pretending i knew people and pretended i was on plat competitive teams what losers!!

In the UGC HL community there's this stigma that if someone doesn't think you belong in a division the only reason you're on a team in that division is because you're friends with the leader. He basically found the most complex but stupid at the same time way to call him bad.