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This House Has People In It
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This House Has People In It is a new infomercial that aired recently on Adult Swim. It isn't really a comedy, like the other infomercials that AS have released, but this one is actually very unsettling and eerie. There are no jumpscares, and I won't spoil anything. Just thought I'd share this since it got positive feedback, and it really creeped me out.

[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-pj8OtyO2I]This House Has People In It[/url] is a new infomercial that aired recently on Adult Swim. It isn't really a comedy, like the other infomercials that AS have released, but this one is actually very unsettling and eerie. There are no jumpscares, and I won't spoil anything. Just thought I'd share this since it got positive feedback, and it really creeped me out.
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Even the name makes it sound like a creepypasta

Even the name makes it sound like a creepypasta
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was very confused but i kinda liked it

was very confused but i kinda liked it
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what does it all mean??

what does it all mean??
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was that fucking sonic the hedgehog at 3:00

was that fucking sonic the hedgehog at 3:00
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i have no idea what just occurred in the last 11 minutes of my life

i have no idea what just occurred in the last 11 minutes of my life
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrGrOK8oZG8

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrGrOK8oZG8[/youtube]
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frootwas that fucking sonic the hedgehog at 3:00

i thought the same shit

[quote=froot]was that fucking sonic the hedgehog at 3:00[/quote]
i thought the same shit
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the company this is for is also really weird if you go to their website and read up. kind of sketchy

the company this is for is also really weird if you go to their website and read up. kind of sketchy
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i love shit like this

i love shit like this
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It's a joke fake infomercial linking a parody website of a bogus security corporation.

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It's a joke guyssss why are u confused

It's a joke fake infomercial linking a parody website of a bogus security corporation.

[quote]Video Surveillance Cameras
ENS RCX-07
X-32 Mk1 WALL GRIZZLER
[b]TOILET2900[/b]
CB FK-1
CB FK-2
THUNDER GT948
IT-422x


Audio
GLA 8080
EAR-Z Mk 4
[b]LISTENER R3D[/b]
RFE7654
[b]WASP-BZZ[/b][/quote]

[quote]
[i]What if I accidentally fall while installing one of your cameras?[/i]
Installation is included in all of our Solutions, so this shouldn't be a problem. Since a technician will be monitoring the status of your address at all times there is a very low chance of anything arising without our knowledge. [b]And if you happen to fall for other reasons don't worry -- we'll be watching! If you're still afraid of falling just type IM FALLING into you internet browsers sidekeys and that will let us know that you're afraid.[/b] For more info press backspace and step your mouse on "Quote quote quote".
[i]Do I have to be the owner of the property I want to survey?[/i]
[b]We at AB Video Solutions are not legally allowed to ask you anything about the address you choose for the installation of your Solution package. The address is entirely up to you, but WHERE the cameras get installed--well that's up to us![/b] If you need more information about the answer to this question please go into your internet history and visit the page you were at immediately before this page. Once there just mouse over "Easy quotes".
[i]What happens if I accidentally set off one of the alarms?[/i]
Since our alarms can only be heard by Alpha Customer 1, we are not legally obligated to alert the police or fire department during the event of a sound-release. [b]If for any reason you would like us to send an emergency technician to your location, go to the Main Camera 1 in Room 1 and make large lateral movements with your head while reciting your personalized Alert Command.[/b] To disable alarm please have a Beta Custumer enact the Main Quieting Gesture Sequence in front of any camera at the address. Once the full sequence is complete, all alarms will be disabled. To reenable, have Beta Customer repeat the MQGS in reverse sequence.
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It's a joke guyssss why are u confused
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random = funny

random = funny
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#13
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https://www.youtube.com/user/alantutorial/videos

this guy directed it

https://www.youtube.com/user/alantutorial/videos

this guy directed it
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#14
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so this isnt a comedy? i found it pretty funny

The best part was when the kid looked upset because he couldnt have his birthday party lol

so this isnt a comedy? i found it pretty funny

The best part was when the kid looked upset because he couldnt have his birthday party lol
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