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What's the Dumbest Thing You Ever Did?
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#1
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So I just found I ran my laundry with a full pack of cigarettes in my pocket.... I haven't smoked in two months but I forgot to remove the pack anyway. It was horrible, and really dumb, but as I picked tobacco and soggy paper from my clothing, I thought to myself, wow, what is the dumbest thing I ever did? I don't know if this is it, but it's up there. So how about everyone else? (And then I find this thread already exists in some way I'm betting...)

So I just found I ran my laundry with a full pack of cigarettes in my pocket.... I haven't smoked in two months but I forgot to remove the pack anyway. It was horrible, and really dumb, but as I picked tobacco and soggy paper from my clothing, I thought to myself, wow, what is the dumbest thing I ever did? I don't know if this is it, but it's up there. So how about everyone else? (And then I find this thread already exists in some way I'm betting...)
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#2
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It could be worse, you could have smoked that ;)
Intentionally flushing hot water on someone (don't judge me).

It could be worse, you could have smoked that ;)
Intentionally flushing hot water on someone (don't judge me).
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#3
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Probably injecting myself with a needle I found on the floor when I was 8

Probably injecting myself with a needle I found on the floor when I was 8
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#4
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I jumped a ramp on my little 50cc dirt bike when I was 6 maybe? Yeah I fell right off that shit. Almost broke my body

I jumped a ramp on my little 50cc dirt bike when I was 6 maybe? Yeah I fell right off that shit. Almost broke my body
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#5
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was frying dumplings and the grease hit the flame and it shot up at least 3 feet above the pan so i started to freak out.
i was about to toss water on it but luckily my mom came right in time.

was frying dumplings and the grease hit the flame and it shot up at least 3 feet above the pan so i started to freak out.
i was about to toss water on it but luckily my mom came right in time.
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#6
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Obligatory:

Start playing tf2.

Obligatory:

Start playing tf2.
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#7
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when i was 6 i lived on a farm and i found a juicebox in the barn. i took a sip of it and got a mouthful of apple juice and ants

when i was 6 i lived on a farm and i found a juicebox in the barn. i took a sip of it and got a mouthful of apple juice and ants
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#8
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Playing Runescape when I could have been playing Counter-Strike.

Playing Runescape when I could have been playing Counter-Strike.
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#9
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Similar to BillDozer I specifically remember drinking a box of Organic Milk that was on a small table outside my room and got like 50 ants in my mouth at once. Shit was terrifying.

Similar to BillDozer I specifically remember drinking a box of Organic Milk that was on a small table outside my room and got like 50 ants in my mouth at once. Shit was terrifying.
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#10
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When I was like, 10 or so, I put a newly opened jar of peanut butter in the microwave to soften it up. However, I neglected in taking all of the foil covering off of it, and as soon as I started it up it started burning and smoking, stunk up the whole kitchen.

When I was like, 10 or so, I put a newly opened jar of peanut butter in the microwave to soften it up. However, I neglected in taking all of the foil covering off of it, and as soon as I started it up it started burning and smoking, stunk up the whole kitchen.
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#11
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i accidentally poured a whole thing of grape jelly on my pbj and ate it

i accidentally poured a whole thing of grape jelly on my pbj and ate it
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#12
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i drove drunk a number of times when i was in college

easily the dumbest thing i ever did

i drove drunk a number of times when i was in college

easily the dumbest thing i ever did
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#13
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ok i don t really remember

ok i don t really remember
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#14
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I dropped the soap in the shower and the punched myself in the balls while trying to catch it.

I dropped the soap in the shower and the punched myself in the balls while trying to catch it.
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#15
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shitting in my grandmas bag when i was 6

shitting in my grandmas bag when i was 6
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#16
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Woogiebugshitting in my grandmas bag when i was 6

What the fuck did that poor woman ever do to you to deserve that?

[quote=Woogiebug]shitting in my grandmas bag when i was 6[/quote]
What the fuck did that poor woman ever do to you to deserve that?
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When I was in middle school I REALLY had to pee. I couldn't go to the restroom for some reason, So I figured I could just let some out so I wouldn't have to go anymore. I ended up letting out like a liter so I had to walk out past all the cool fourth graders with a massive pee stain on my pants. ;-;

When I was in middle school I REALLY had to pee. I couldn't go to the restroom for some reason, So I figured I could just let some out so I wouldn't have to go anymore. I ended up letting out like a liter so I had to walk out past all the cool fourth graders with a massive pee stain on my pants. ;-;
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#18
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#19
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I hit an old asian woman while riding my bike on a shared pedestrian/biking path. What's dumb about this is that I saw the woman as I started to approach her from a far, but the new Adele album had just come out and Rolling in the Deep was stuck in my head so I started singing it to myself. I got like really into it, got slightly distracted, and then suddenly there was the old asian woman, and we collided.

We were both pretty much okay, but I think I hurt her back pretty bad. I offered to walk her home but she refused.

I hit an old asian woman while riding my bike on a shared pedestrian/biking path. What's dumb about this is that I saw the woman as I started to approach her from a far, but the new Adele album had just come out and Rolling in the Deep was stuck in my head so I started singing it to myself. I got like really into it, got slightly distracted, and then suddenly there was the old asian woman, and we collided.

We were both pretty much okay, but I think I hurt her back pretty bad. I offered to walk her home but she refused.
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#20
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jumping buttnaked into a lake mid march, had pretty bad pneumonia after

jumping buttnaked into a lake mid march, had pretty bad pneumonia after
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TJBProbably injecting myself with a needle I found on the floor when I was 8

That explains so much

Mine was probably trying to go to the toilet during a ticketed event in a strange city, inadvertently leaving the event area without the ticket to get back in because I didn't know where the toilets were then being trapped outside the event for 4 hours with no phone battery to call my parents to tell them where I was and with only 20p for a drink etc. My parents also left by a different exit and it took another hour after the event finished to find them.

Oh also trying to blow into a ballpoint pen to get some ink towards the tip, but taking a big deep breath before blowing and sucking up all the ink into my mouth.

[quote=TJB]Probably injecting myself with a needle I found on the floor when I was 8[/quote]

That explains so much

Mine was probably trying to go to the toilet during a ticketed event in a strange city, inadvertently leaving the event area without the ticket to get back in because I didn't know where the toilets were then being trapped outside the event for 4 hours with no phone battery to call my parents to tell them where I was and with only 20p for a drink etc. My parents also left by a different exit and it took another hour after the event finished to find them.

Oh also trying to blow into a ballpoint pen to get some ink towards the tip, but taking a big deep breath before blowing and sucking up all the ink into my mouth.
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#22
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I payed for a semester of out of state when community college costs about a tenth of that.

I payed for a semester of out of state when community college costs about a tenth of that.
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Dr_DjonesPlaying Runescape when I could have been playing Counter-Strike.

how is that dumb smh

[quote=Dr_Djones]Playing Runescape when I could have been playing Counter-Strike.[/quote]
how is that dumb smh
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#24
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so i go to this advanced science/math school thing and we basically go to our home high schools till 11 am then we get bus'd to a different city where the science/math school is located. Last year I walked to my house to chill at lunch(instead of going to the cafeteria)and I tripped while walking back to the school and got my pants dirty so I ran back to my house to change my pants and then I started to chase the bus while looking like a jackass down for a half a mile or so. After that I decided that I would just walk to the school instead of calling my parents for a ride. Keep in mind this was in a different city and it was a 7.4 mile walk. It was also winter and it was about 8 degrees at the time with snow covering most of the sidewalks. I also had to go through the ghetto to get to a faster route and I got chased by 2 dogs as well as getting in the middle of some guys mass dealing weed.

I came into my last hour of school and I basically had just walked 2 1/2 hours just for 30 minutes of school.

edit: sorry for all the grammar mistakes.

so i go to this advanced science/math school thing and we basically go to our home high schools till 11 am then we get bus'd to a different city where the science/math school is located. Last year I walked to my house to chill at lunch(instead of going to the cafeteria)and I tripped while walking back to the school and got my pants dirty so I ran back to my house to change my pants and then I started to chase the bus while looking like a jackass down for a half a mile or so. After that I decided that I would just walk to the school instead of calling my parents for a ride. Keep in mind this was in a different city and it was a 7.4 mile walk. It was also winter and it was about 8 degrees at the time with snow covering most of the sidewalks. I also had to go through the ghetto to get to a faster route and I got chased by 2 dogs as well as getting in the middle of some guys mass dealing weed.

I came into my last hour of school and I basically had just walked 2 1/2 hours just for 30 minutes of school.

edit: sorry for all the grammar mistakes.
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#25
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DavidTheWinTJBProbably injecting myself with a needle I found on the floor when I was 8
That explains so much

Mine was probably trying to go to the toilet during a ticketed event in a strange city, inadvertently leaving the event area without the ticket to get back in because I didn't know where the toilets were then being trapped outside the event for 4 hours with no phone battery to call my parents to tell them where I was and with only 20p for a drink etc. My parents also left by a different exit and it took another hour after the event finished to find them.

Oh also trying to blow into a ballpoint pen to get some ink towards the tip, but taking a big deep breath before blowing and sucking up all the ink into my mouth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDls-ZJDLXE&t=34

[quote=DavidTheWin][quote=TJB]Probably injecting myself with a needle I found on the floor when I was 8[/quote]

That explains so much

Mine was probably trying to go to the toilet during a ticketed event in a strange city, inadvertently leaving the event area without the ticket to get back in because I didn't know where the toilets were then being trapped outside the event for 4 hours with no phone battery to call my parents to tell them where I was and with only 20p for a drink etc. My parents also left by a different exit and it took another hour after the event finished to find them.

Oh also trying to blow into a ballpoint pen to get some ink towards the tip, but taking a big deep breath before blowing and sucking up all the ink into my mouth.[/quote]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDls-ZJDLXE&t=34
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#26
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VashDr_DjonesPlaying Runescape when I could have been playing Counter-Strike.how is that dumb smh

could have been invite

[quote=Vash][quote=Dr_Djones]Playing Runescape when I could have been playing Counter-Strike.[/quote]
how is that dumb smh[/quote]

could have been invite
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#27
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watched eraserhead on acid

watched eraserhead on acid
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#28
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Send alec a Snapchat of taking a shit

Send alec a Snapchat of taking a shit
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#29
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Mr_Owli drove drunk a number of times when i was in college

easily the dumbest thing i ever did

This. I tell myself I won't do it while I'm in college but sometimes I just do it without thinking of the harsh consequences.

[quote=Mr_Owl]i drove drunk a number of times when i was in college

easily the dumbest thing i ever did[/quote]

This. I tell myself I won't do it while I'm in college but sometimes I just do it without thinking of the harsh consequences.
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#30
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB_8puxy8aA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB_8puxy8aA
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