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i am very sorry tftvers. this was not me i promise. he is gaining more power every day. help m.e...
If he is already is posting on TFTV .... it's way worst than I could've imagined. This is a clear cut case of demonic possession. You must act quickly and you must act strongly. I run a sect called the 9th Circle of Pyros. We are trained alchemists in the dark arts. We specialize in dealing with this specific type of emotionally abusive possession, often caused by trauma from getting 5-0'd by low open pug scrim teams. For spy mains we've observed many of the possessions start from trying to conquer high level circle strafes without the help of an experienced trick stabber like Mr. Paladin or MRswipez1. Your unaltered quest for the forbidden knowledge of spy leaves your back completely open for demonic backshots.. or in this case back shots and back stabs.
A standard exorcism will not work for this demon, I sense he has grown too strong already (evident by his posting of a spy picture on TFTV). This requires a more advanced methodology.
ENTER: Operation RED Moon.
You will need the following materials:
- A Vessel: Your mouse and keyboard will do fine
- The Holy Unguent: A full, unopened can of monster energy drink (white or pink) DO NOT USE GREEN MONSTER
- The Sacred Texts: A physical printout of the spy hitting the spy crab taunt
- The Binding Agent: A $10 USD Steam gift card or two twitch gifted subs to any of the following streamers: amppisss, b4nny, StabbyStabby, or nubbi
The Ritual:
Preparation (11:59 PM - 12:00AM)
- Place the mouse in the center of your desk,
- Drape the Sacred Texts (Spy Crab Taunt) over the keyboard, covering the 'W', 'A', 'S', and 'D' keys effectively disabling all movement. This symbolically cripples your demon's ability to escape Operation Red Moon
- Place the Holy Unguent (Monster energy drink) directly on top of the 'space" key. Crucially, do not open the can. Your demon is using the "space" key to jump into your body.
The Incantation (12:00 AM sharp):
At midnight exactly, you must look directly at your monitor, open a blank Notepad file, and type the following incantation, hitting the enter key after each line written:
By the power of the unstoppable force ( Heavy), the wisdom of the immovable object ( Engie) I, Rents of Scott's land Hereby invoke the ancient law of finder keepers!
I declare this body, this PC, and my steam ID to be under complete FREEDOM from this Sleep Paralysis DEMON! Wicked demon be gone with your possession!
Your superior KDR is forfeit, Your whispers on my discord be muted forever! I see through YOUR DISGUISE, AS IT IS I WHO YOU WISH TO BE.
For you see, you are the ALT who wants my account. I have the spirit of the SCOUT, THE FREEDOM of the SOLDIER, The MMPH ! OF THE PYRO, the liver of the DEMOMAN, the HEART OF THE HEAVY, THE WISDOM OF THE ENGIE, THE INTRGUE OF THE MEDIC, THE ACCURACY OF THE SNIPER, AND THE TRICKERY OF THE SPY.
The Binding:
- Immediately after typing out the last part of the message, use the $10 steam card on as many pyro cosmetics you can buy and (or if it still isn't working) 2 gifted subs to a streamer(s).
- unplug your PC from the wall
- Go to sleep, but this time, you must sleep with your mouse clutched in your non-dominate hand.
The demon upon waking up, will find his setup disturbed, his persona in shambles, his strength diminished. He will log into "his account" seeing new items. Happy he looks to see them. The aforementioned pyro cosmetics burn into his eyes. He hopes to watch a stream to ease his troubles, notices two notifs in his twitch dashboard. *Two gifted subs sent two streamers who make Ster look like a spy GOD. His environment destroyed. His mental blown the fuck out. His ego dissolved. The last thing your demon sees is a giant text that reads gg on your screen. Completly silent, he hears the following words...... Right behind you.....