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do you guys ever
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#1
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take a dookie, stand up and try to cut it in half with your pee

take a dookie, stand up and try to cut it in half with your pee
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#2
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yeah man

yeah man
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#3
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*claps*

*claps*
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#4
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hell no

[color=green]hell[/color] [color=blue]no[/color]
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#5
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ill give it a shot in the mornin

ill give it a shot in the mornin
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#6
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this is such a shit thread

this is such a [b]shit[/b] thread
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#7
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sometimes i go as far as to try and karate chop it

sometimes i go as far as to try and karate chop it
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#8
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what a f e e l i n g

https://38.media.tumblr.com/400f56a737693078d13707389e87a05c/tumblr_mlm86iSJNC1r88u00o1_500.jpg

[b][size=14]what a [u]f e e l i n g[/u][/size][/b]
[img]https://38.media.tumblr.com/400f56a737693078d13707389e87a05c/tumblr_mlm86iSJNC1r88u00o1_500.jpg[/img]
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#9
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anyone ever been pooping and someone knocks and your poop goes right back up your pooper

and then you finally understand what its like to take it in the butt

anyone ever been pooping and someone knocks and your poop goes right back up your pooper

and then you finally understand what its like to take it in the butt
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#10
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Impending dumpster thread

Impending dumpster thread
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#11
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i dont think u understand

25 hours and 42 minutes into the year we managed to get the thread of the year

i dont think u understand

25 hours and 42 minutes into the year we managed to get the thread of the year
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#12
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Huckanyone ever been pooping and someone knocks and your poop goes right back up your pooper

and then you finally understand what its like to take it in the butt
10:11 PM - Kawaii.Huck: have you ever taken a poop so big
10:12 PM - Kawaii.Huck: and then realized afterwards that
10:12 PM - Kawaii.Huck: you could fit a dildo that size into your ass
[quote=Huck]anyone ever been pooping and someone knocks and your poop goes right back up your pooper

and then you finally understand what its like to take it in the butt[/quote]
[quote]10:11 PM - Kawaii.Huck: have you ever taken a poop so big
10:12 PM - Kawaii.Huck: and then realized afterwards that
10:12 PM - Kawaii.Huck: you could fit a dildo that size into your ass[/quote]
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#13
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literally his second post and he's already made the best post of 2015

worship this man

literally his second post and he's already made the best post of 2015

worship this man
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#14
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http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm2tnrbAGi1qzyufx.gif

you got me

[img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm2tnrbAGi1qzyufx.gif[/img]

you got me
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#15
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IcyWindsometimes i go as far as to try and karate chop it

With your dick? Or hand, it's important.

[quote=IcyWind]sometimes i go as far as to try and karate chop it[/quote]

With your dick? Or hand, it's important.
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#16
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how do you people not pee when ur trying to push ur poop out

how do you people not pee when ur trying to push ur poop out
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#17
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Protatohow do you people not pee when ur trying to push ur poop out

Usually I pee after I poop because the poop must be pressing on my bladder or something.

[quote=Protato]how do you people not pee when ur trying to push ur poop out[/quote]

Usually I pee after I poop because the poop must be pressing on my bladder or something.
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#18
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Protatohow do you people not pee when ur trying to push ur poop out

consider buying an ab wheel to strengthen ur core

then, while ur preparing to excrete, clench and force ur abs downward into ur groin while simultaneously tightening ur back and quads as hard as possible, ur ankls and wrists should remain loose

while doing this, loosen and then excrete ur movement, then activate ur quads AS SOON AS YOU FINISH, rotate 180 degrees and proceed

[quote=Protato]how do you people not pee when ur trying to push ur poop out[/quote]
consider buying an ab wheel to strengthen ur core

then, while ur preparing to excrete, clench and force ur abs downward into ur groin while simultaneously tightening ur back and quads as hard as possible, ur ankls and wrists should remain loose

while doing this, loosen and then excrete ur movement, then activate ur quads AS SOON AS YOU FINISH, rotate 180 degrees and proceed
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#19
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lvl4 consider buying an ab wheel to strengthen ur core

then, while ur preparing to excrete, clench and force ur abs downward into ur groin while simultaneously tightening ur back and quads as hard as possible, ur ankls and wrists should remain loose

while doing this, loosen and then excrete ur movement, then activate ur quads AS SOON AS YOU FINISH, rotate 180 degrees and proceed

You should make exercise videos.

[quote=lvl4] consider buying an ab wheel to strengthen ur core

then, while ur preparing to excrete, clench and force ur abs downward into ur groin while simultaneously tightening ur back and quads as hard as possible, ur ankls and wrists should remain loose

while doing this, loosen and then excrete ur movement, then activate ur quads AS SOON AS YOU FINISH, rotate 180 degrees and proceed[/quote]

You should make exercise videos.
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#20
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RESEARCHERS SAY NEW EXERCISE INCREASES EASE OF BOWEL MOVEMENTS BY 400%

DOCTORS HATE IT!!!!!

[b]RESEARCHERS SAY NEW EXERCISE INCREASES EASE OF BOWEL MOVEMENTS BY 400%[/b]

[b]DOCTORS HATE IT!!!!![/b]
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#21
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this is the best thread on this website, its better when axio shitposted in a lft thread.

this is the best thread on this website, its better when axio shitposted in a lft thread.
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#22
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v This thread v

http://media.giphy.com/media/oxwTZNVMOm0QU/giphy.gif

Also from the same episode as that quote

v This thread v
[img]http://media.giphy.com/media/oxwTZNVMOm0QU/giphy.gif[/img]
Also from the same episode as that quote
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#23
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i just bend over and aim my dick downwards.

i just bend over and aim my dick downwards.
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#24
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when i was like 4 and was first starting to potty train i took this one prized dump and called my whole family in because i thought it looked like an icecream cone

when i was like 4 and was first starting to potty train i took this one prized dump and called my whole family in because i thought it looked like an icecream cone
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#25
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have you ever taken a shit so large that when you flush the toilet it spins like a propeller

have you ever taken a shit so large that when you flush the toilet it spins like a propeller
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#26
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ok..

ok..
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#27
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lvl4i dont think u understand

25 hours and 42 minutes into the year we managed to get the thread of the year

We all have a productive year ahead of us.

[quote=lvl4]i dont think u understand

25 hours and 42 minutes into the year we managed to get the thread of the year[/quote]

We all have a productive year ahead of us.
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#28
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Getawhalehave you ever taken a shit so large that when you flush the toilet it spins like a propeller

is that big for you??

[quote=Getawhale]have you ever taken a shit so large that when you flush the toilet it spins like a propeller[/quote]

is that big for you??
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#29
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I flush between, everything else is even more disgusting than this discussion (y)

I flush between, everything else is even more disgusting than this discussion (y)
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#30
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have you ever like pooed haha man crazy stuff

have you ever like pooed haha man crazy stuff
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